God Tier Breakfast Thread

[Anonymous No.8283632]

ITT GOAT tier breakfasts only

Post em lads

[Anonymous No.8283640]

You first

[Anonymous No.8283652]

>>8283632
This, or a full english.

Some times I do a grilled cheese, 2 eggs and bacon/prosciutto/jamon (fried ofc) and stack em up with some ketchup.

[Anonymous No.8283667]

>>8283632

[Anonymous No.8283673]

[Anonymous No.8283674]

I'm getting drunk now and preparing for a hungover breakfast tomorrow only I have no sausages or hash browns.

[Anonymous No.8283678]

Shit so far, I'll post good

[Anonymous No.8283685]

[Anonymous No.8283689]

Last nights pizza desu.

[Anonymous No.8283692]

>>8283640

fpbp

[Anonymous No.8283698]

>>8283632
served with crusty bread

[Anonymous No.8283701]

>>8283678
>Shit so far, I'll post good
>Posts random image from Google.
Quality post, anon.

[Anonymous No.8283702]

>>8283632
Replace the beans with spaghetti-os and it might be worth something. Otherwise, total shit.

[Anonymous No.8283704]

[Anonymous No.8283707]

>>8283702
I hope to god this is trolling.

[Anonymous No.8283709]

>>8283674
no sausages and taters no cured hangover.
0/10

[Anonymous No.8283710]

[Anonymous No.8283711]

>>8283632
Sorry about The Ketchup .. . .I ran out of brown sauce.

[Anonymous No.8283712]

>>8283709
Bacon, scrambled eggs, baked beans, toast with apple, carrot and ginger juice is still a good way to tackle a hangover.

[Anonymous No.8283717]

>>8283707
Full english stinks! If I wanted canned breakfast, I would grab a can opener and ask your mum to part her legs.

[Anonymous No.8283719]

>>8283712
skip the toast and the apple and just give me a little bowl of fruit salad.
Oh and Melon is really nice for a hangover, nice amount of sugar and lots of water.

Never had Ginger and carrot juice. I mostly go for a bloody mary and or grapefruit juice.

[Anonymous No.8283720]

>>8283717
>If I wanted canned breakfast, I would grab a can opener and ask your mum to part her legs.

Probably sounded funny in your head.

[Anonymous No.8283721]

>>8283717
You have to 18+ to post here.

[Anonymous No.8283723]

>>8283717
A good full english is far and wide away from some "canned" food youre thinking off.

Fresh seared dark brown mushrooms, quality fat slices of bacon, farm fresh eggs, self made hash browns.

You have no clue my man.

[Anonymous No.8283725]

>>8283719
I'm an alcoholic so my hangovers are rarely difficult to deal with. These just give me a higher appreciation for greasy breakfasts.

Also apple, carrot and ginger juice.

It's awesome.

[Anonymous No.8283731]

[Anonymous No.8283737]

>>8283632
Replace the beans with fried potatoes
Replace the hockey pucks with bacon (American bacon)
Replace the tomatoes with sausage
Butter the toast
Replace the boiled eggs with fried eggs

I just made this better in every way

[Anonymous No.8283738]

>>8283725
Indeed, my hangovers only get cured once i hit one of the greasy sideshops here in my area.
Can be Gyros with fries and everything, or Iskender kebab or Hämmchen ( kind of like eisbein, cured and then rehydraded pork shank or something) or just my classic : Currywurst with fries and mayo.

[Anonymous No.8283749]

>>8283721
>>8283723
>>8283720
Lol, brit-cucks detected. This is a real breakfast. Pancakes, and a spanish omelette w sausage.

[Anonymous No.8283752]

These huge fatty meals trigger me. How can anyone eat so much garbage in the morning?

[Anonymous No.8283755]

>>8283749
>raw tomatoes

This is just asking for heartburn, who would do this?

[Anonymous No.8283756]

>>8283749
>Not ricotta pancakes
>Mushroom omelette looks like an STI
>Random slice avocado - only really complements poached eggs
>Shitty turd sausage
>Slice tomato on a lettuce leaf for some reason
>Shit tier drip coffee

Wew, embarrassed for you desu

[Anonymous No.8283757]

>>8283755
The waitress fucked up, I asked for them grilled.

[Anonymous No.8283758]

>>8283752
By eating lighter meals later
Breakfast is usually the only meal I ever actually feel like having a big meal of....I eat a big breakfast and decent dinner, usually skip lunch all together and if I do have it it's usually like a single hot dog or something, maybe toast with peanut butter

[Anonymous No.8283761]

>>8283757
I'll bet you didn't even make them aware of it did you, fuccboi?

[Anonymous No.8283762]

>>8283685
> bacon fat not crispy
> sausages could be deepfried

6/10 cafe brekkie, would eat

[Anonymous No.8283764]

>>8283761
I did, they also put cheese in my omelette which i specifically asked them not to. They fixed it, but by that time I was half way through the pancakes.

[Anonymous No.8283765]

>>8283711
You are forgiven

Would fucking demolish, top breakfast

[Anonymous No.8283771]

>>8283764
So by your own admission it was a pretty lacklustre breakfast.

Why were you boasting about it when it didn't even look good nor was it to your original requests?

[Anonymous No.8283776]

>>8283749
Im German buddy boy. Your breakfast looks hella good too, those are some juicy looking tomatoes.

[TRUTH TELLER No.8283777]

>>8283771
I thought the same . . .loads of things wrong with it but still though it was good?

[Anonymous No.8283781]

>>8283771
I thought the same, loads of things wrong with it but still though it was good?

[Anonymous No.8283784]

>>8283771
Honestly, the pancakes were the best I've ever had. The omelette (once it was fixed) was pretty damn good and the coffee too!. I used to work in a diner, so maybe I'm more forgiving to the wait staff than you are.

If I could pick any breakfast to eat again, it'd be that.

>>8283776
thanks bro

[Anonymous No.8283809]

>>8283749
Looks fucking sexy 2bh

Doesnt need pancakes though

[Anonymous No.8283811]

>>8283784
But they brought you whatever they wanted to, irrespective of what you ordered and you just ate it anyway.

Cool.

[Anonymous No.8283814]

>>8283784
> thanks bro

You didnt even make it, why are you thanking him

[Anonymous No.8283817]

>>8283809
I was saying the same thing. Waitress asked me if I wanted toast or pancakes, I figured it would be one pancake or so. Nope!
>>8283811
Um, I sent it back and they corrected their mistake. l2r

[Anonymous No.8284252]

we wuz homefries and shit

[Anonymous No.8284264]

Best hands of a sudden it was the best of the year

[Anonymous No.8284382]

>>8283632
Looks pretty good, except I would swap boiled eggs for over easy

[Anonymous No.8284393]

>>8283692
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.8284400]

>>8283749
Looks dog shit, like everything Americans post.

[Anonymous No.8284406]

>>8283771
Because americans have a collective autism.

[Anonymous No.8284407]

Are beans any good

Never had them before

[Anonymous No.8284411]

>>8283704

Why isn't that bacon crispy you filthy animal?

[Anonymous No.8284417]

>>8283755
>gets heartburn from tomatoes

What is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.8284420]

>>8284407
Baked beans are delicious

[Anonymous No.8284433]

If any people would eat hockey pucks for breakfast, I would say it would be Canadians. I have never seen a hockey puck breakfast in Canada. Where the hell are you people?

[Anonymous No.8284437]

>>8284411
Why would he willingly burn his food? Only clappyfats burn the strips of fat they call bacon, and they cut off the end of babies dicks.

[Anonymous No.8284442]

>>8284433
Is this how you thought you would spend your life?

[Anonymous No.8284447]

>>8284433
> he has never consumed the Disc of the Gods known as grilled black pudding

> GOAT tier iron
> great tier protein
> low in fat
> miniscule sat fat
> delicious

I was like you once

[Anonymous No.8284451]

>>8284447
He knows what it is, he was just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.8284460]

>>8284437

We don't use that shit tier strip bacon here.

Back bacon should be served crispy, not burnt.

[Anonymous No.8284483]

>>8284447
> miniscule sat fat
Why lie?

[Anonymous No.8284513]

>>8284483
Less than 0.5g per disc is miniscule enough for me, especially for a meat item at breakfast

[Anonymous No.8284539]

>>8283632
what does blood pudding taste like? looks disgusting. my brother likes enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.8284546]

no pic since its half eaten.
potato/chive waffle with sour cream and homemade apple sauce toppings.
waffle iron is 10/10 investment

[Anonymous No.8284553]

>>8284539
Nice and herby, the texture is surprisingly good when crispy both sides

[Anonymous No.8285395]

>>8283632
Hhnng

[Anonymous No.8285596]

Some lovely soft scrambled eggs with toast and ham 'n cheese

viola

[Anonymous No.8285606]

At least it was until they changed their biscuits

[G8rH8r No.8285611]

Waffle House cheese eggs
the best diner-food breakfast

[Anonymous No.8285634]

>>8285606
McMuffins are better anyway

[Anonymous No.8285678]

>>8285606
>Packaging says Biscuit
>It's a scone

Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.8285693]

>>8285678
I know, I hate it when Americans mislabel things. Unrelated to food, but this happened just the other day:

>buy a new Macbook Pro
>packaging says "laptop"
>it's actually a flipsy-dipsy point and clicky
>fucking Americans

[Anonymous No.8285712]

>>8285693
top cake

[Anonymous No.8285713]

>>8283632
>>8283667
>>8283685
>>8283704
>>8283731
>>8283711
>>8283710
I'm new to /ck/ but is this like a meme or something? Like meme food? Because that's the only way that I would be able to justify so many people eating such repulsive looking food

[Anonymous No.8285728]

>>8283755
what the fuck? heartburn from tomatoes? LMAO!!!

[Anonymous No.8285738]

>>8285728
Tomatoes are highly acidic and if you've consumed a high amount of alcohol the night prior to eating them it can cause acid reflux.

[Anonymous No.8285747]

>>8285611
was about to compliment those eggs until I realized their just loaded with cheese to achieve that creamy consistency rather than just being cooked properly

[Anonymous No.8285749]

>>8283632

so fucking jelly.

would have made soft boiled eggs tho

[Anonymous No.8286012]

[Anonymous No.8286249]

OP here
Sausages werent great, needs to be cumberland or lincolnshire next time
7/10 brekkie

I love days off

[Anonymous No.8286258]

>>8285749
Yeah i normally have them soft, still trying to get used to my new oven and hob and how long it takes

Cant believe i lived this long without gas burners

[Anonymous No.8286260]

>>8285596
Looks great

>>8285611
> dat '''''''bacon'''''''
Fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.8286437]

>>8283632
Not my picture but country fried steak and eggs is definitely a top tier breakfast

[Anonymous No.8286548]

fucking euro trash fag breakfasts ITT. not a single grit.

[Anonymous No.8286571]

>>8286249

[Anonymous No.8286583]

>>8283632
the classic english breakfast is the crowning achievement of english cuisine

[Anonymous No.8286613]

>>8284252
Goddamn those homefries are looking good. Whenever I try to make them they're always too firm and they never get a good crunch.

[Anonymous No.8286646]

>>8286437
Fucking this!!

[Anonymous No.8286677]

>>8286437
>>8286646
Just looking at these pictures reminds me of younger times when I used to go out with my family and enjoy meals at diners. Should have "savored" those moments more.

[Anonymous No.8286682]

>>8283632
EVERYONE IS POSTING ALL THESE HEAVY BREAKFASTS BUT SOMETIMES A NICE BOWL OF CEREAL OR OATMEAL IS WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED.

[Anonymous No.8286693]

>>8283749
If you're a faggot maybe. A real breakfast needs at least three pure-bred animal remnants constituting a major segment of the plate but not exceeding 5/8ths of the overall circular area, protein amounts nonwithstanding. Faggot!

[Anonymous No.8286898]

My dinner, but actually a breakfast. Would usually have beans as well but I was out.

[Anonymous No.8286902]

Currently enjoying this

[Anonymous No.8286906]

>>8286902
>3.6 MB, 5312x2988
Why do this?

[Anonymous No.8286934]

>>8286902
Looks great except for the shit tier slime ham
Next time get air-dried if you want to impress me

Is that mashed up avocado under the slimeham?

[Anonymous No.8287028]

>>8286906
I took the picture on my phone and uploaded it, it's easier

>>8286934
Yeah I know, the ham wasn't very good. Honestly the only part of the breakfast that was mediocre, it was a last minute decision, it was still good and I wanted some actual meat for my meal but that's really all I had

And yeah, it's just avocado toast, some cilantro, little bit of freshly squeezed lemon juice, salt and pepper. The bread is also homemade and lightly toasted.

[Anonymous No.8287267]

Since it seems like English breakfast posting is one the rise now, I might as well ask. I love beans but hate American baked beans because of how sickly sweet they are. What are the English beans I see in these images like?

[Anonymous No.8287269]

[Anonymous No.8287276]

>>8287267
British Baked Beans are less sweet than American ones.

I recall a British expat who moved to America and named a brand of beans that was the same . . .damned if I can remember what he said.

Hope this helps.

[Anonymous No.8287279]

>>8283632
Mmm... tasty pixels

[Anonymous No.8287285]

Good morning!

[Anonymous No.8287302]

>>8285678
dumb: the post

[Anonymous No.8287306]

>>8287269
waffles
good choice

[Anonymous No.8287316]

>>8283749
Pancakes are a desert.

[Anonymous No.8287321]

>>8284539
>looks disgusting

Why? I can just about understand people with an "Eww, blood!" obsession, but I don't understand what it is about a slice of sausage with a high cereal content that would "look" disgusting?

[Anonymous No.8287327]

>>8286249
>Sausages werent great, needs to be cumberland or lincolnshire next time

Needs to be a halved & grilled/pan fried tomato, too. That tinned shit is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8287330]

>>8287267
Apparently you can get Heinz beans at Walmart.com, but they are crazy balls expensive:

https://www.walmart.com/search/?query=heinz+beans

[Anonymous No.8287333]

>>8286902
THIS LOOKS REALLY BAD. IM SORRY YOU CHOSE TO EAT THIS.

[Anonymous No.8287344]

>>8287330
>$16

[Anonymous No.8287361]

>>8287344
We're a long way from the Baked Bean Wars of the 90's

http://mentalfloss.com/uk/weird/31164/the-great-baked-bean-war-of-the-1990s

Fuck...I'm old.

[Anonymous No.8287373]

>>8287330

Or you can buy this, which tastes 99% the same as the blue-can Heinz beans, and can be found at just about any American market.

Don't be thrown off by the term "pork" in the title. You need a magnifying glass to find the tiny bit of pork in the can and you can't taste it at all.

[Anonymous No.8287389]

>>8287373
Can I refer you to this >>8287276 - I'm sure the expat said that there was pork in the title and he had to remove it.

I can't be 100% sure but you might be on the right track.

[Anonymous No.8287403]

>>8287389

The brand I mentioned in >>8287373 is not sweet like most American baked beans are. That's why I recommended it. He's right that MOST American baked beans are very sweet compared to the British ones, but that specific brand is an exception and is nowhere near as sweet as most American brands. And I am very familiar with the British ones BTW; my father is British and often buys the blue-can heinz so I have eaten them many times.

[Anonymous No.8287437]

>>8287373
>not buying authentic blue can Heinz baked beans from the European section of the greatest supermarket on God's Green Earth, Publix

[Anonymous No.8287456]

>>8285606

Do Americans really eat this?

[Anonymous No.8287463]

>>8286249

Tinned tomatoes AND baked beans?

Why?

[Anonymous No.8287470]

>>8287269

Potato waffles are the GOAT

[Anonymous No.8287475]

>>8287463
It's a working mans breakfast.

It's also common in the British military to eat a full English, it sets you up for the day.

[Anonymous No.8287476]

>>8287321

They won't eat blood but will eat bloody meat

Bizarre

[Anonymous No.8287477]

>>8287470
I understand they're waffley versatile.

[Anonymous No.8287491]

>>8283632
>>8283667
>>8283674
>>8283678
>>8283704
>>8283710
>>8283711
>>8283731
>>8284252
>>8285611
>>8285606
>>8285596
>>8287269

No wonder you Americans all dies of heart problem

[Anonymous No.8287498]

>>8287491
>Americans

[Anonymous No.8287586]

>>8287475
>It's also common in the British military to eat a full English, it sets you up for the day.
If you can get away with a decent portion without some lunatic slapping your knuckles with a hot metal spatula for taking too many snorkers.

[Anonymous No.8287624]

>>8287586
What's a snorker?

[Anonymous No.8287626]

>>8287624
Pork sausage.

[Anonymous No.8287627]

>>8287624
Snorkers - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snorkers
Snorkers is a British English colloquialism for sausages. The reference is probably to the resemblance between a sausage and a snorkel. It may have a Royal ...

[Anonymous No.8287633]

>>8287491
That picture gave me diabetes

[Anonymous No.8287643]

>>8283776
>german
>hella

[Anonymous No.8287862]

>>8283678
>orange slice
What the fuck? Why?

[Anonymous No.8287911]

>>8287491
Chinese breakfasts are way too starch oriented for me. I love tofu brain and fresh soy milk in the morning though.

What's that in the bottom left though?

[Anonymous No.8288207]

>>8286613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Az9Nj_v6lM

this may help you out friend

I did it exactly as Chef John instructs in this video

[Anonymous No.8288231]

>>8287333
It was good, besides the mediocre ham and my hash browns weren't cooked perfectly. They were seasoned excellently tho

[Anonymous No.8288263]

>>8287285
Fuck off, Ramsay.

[Anonymous No.8288356]

there's a reason people ask for a full english and everyone knows what they mean. it's cos it's the best breakfast. no one goes into a restaurant and goes 'full american please' or 'i would like a full spanish'. you don't even need the word 'breakfast' when you're talking about a full english. we might be shit at food overall but we fucking own breakfast. bow down to your breakfast overlords tbqh. morning eating is what we do.

[OP No.8288427]

>>8287327
> not both
Tinned plum tomatoes are fucking delicious

>>8287463
The two juices mixed with runny egg yolk and HP sauce combine to form a mega nectar the likes of which can not be comprehended by the unitiated

>>8287403
>>8287437
> blue
Its cyan lads

[Anonymous No.8288429]

>>8288427
>Tinned plum tomatoes are fucking disgusting

ftfy

[OP No.8288437]

>>8288429
> he has never consumed napolini tinnies with a pinch of salt and cracked black pepper
Sorry your taste is shit m8

[Anonymous No.8288441]

>>8287285
ON THE HEAT

[Anonymous No.8288489]

>>8287491

Says the nippon who has a high sodium problem and soon to be type II diabetic.

[Anonymous No.8288607]

>>8288441
THEN

OFF THE HEAT

[Anonymous No.8289911]

OP here

My bird made this, tasted better than it looked
Not enough lemon on the salmon

[Anonymous No.8290022]

>>8289911
No fowls in the kitchen pls

[Anonymous No.8290192]

>>8289911
>fried eggs

Tell her to learn how poach a fucking egg

[Anonymous No.8290205]

>>8289911
Get a better camera jesus christ

[Anonymous No.8290303]

[Anonymous No.8290408]

Not God tier, but this was a bretty gud lazy morning breakfast

[Anonymous No.8290425]

>>8290408
That doesn't look very lazy.

What is it anyway?

[Anonymous No.8290436]

[Anonymous No.8290474]

>>8290425
Just using a bunch of shit that was headed south. Old pork chop that I pulled out of the freezer to clear up space, rolled in some homemade bread crumbs, again to clear space in the freezer, pan fried quickly for a nice crust, then rested on a bed of mushrooms that were getting old and put in the oven for a few minutes. Made a sauce with butter, touch of flour, some milk that again was at the end of its life, seasoned with garlic, sweet paprika, s/p, oregano, couple dashes if worcestshire and old beef stock. Not pictured is a couple slices of sourdough and a beer.

[Anonymous No.8290683]

>>8283673
Eggies Benedict is Tops

[Anonymous No.8290701]

>>8290408

That doesn't look like a breakfast dish, that's something I would probably have for lunch

[Anonymous No.8290743]

>>8283817
I bet you tipped them

[Anonymous No.8290750]

How to make good beans

[Anonymous No.8290960]

Migas

[Anonymous No.8291012]

[Anonymous No.8291030]

>>8289911
You need to beat her until she learns to fry eggs on medium low heat.

[Anonymous No.8291086]

>>8288207
damn I wish chef john talked like this, instead of the super obnoxious vocal inflections he's developed. how old is this video?

[Anonymous No.8291094]

>>8283632
eggs cooked too long
fuck tomatoes

50% of your breakfast is shit dude

[Anonymous No.8291113]

>>8289911
your bird!?

you can't say that!

[Anonymous No.8291116]

>>8287491
these aren't american breakfasts, they're british

[Anonymous No.8291167]

the only true god tier breakfast is the hunter s thompson combination: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert

[Anonymous No.8291181]

>>8291167
1. nice fedora
2. what is a rangoon crepe?

[Anonymous No.8291239]

>>8290192
> meme rubber eggs
Ew no

>>8290205
> using anything other than saved snapchats to post on 4chins
Lol shut up nerd

[Anonymous No.8291245]

>>8291030
The crispy bottom is the second best bit after the yolk lad

[Anonymous No.8291260]

Any one of the English breakfasts posted so far but replace the black pudding with hogs pudding

[Anonymous No.8291266]

>>8291260
Tell me about hogs pudding

[Anonymous No.8291273]

>>8291266
It's fucking amazing stuff, it's more meaty than black pudding but still has a strong flavour. You only need a few slices but it adds so much to a fat-boy breakfast.

[Anonymous No.8291290]

>>8291273
Is it still herby?

[Anonymous No.8291295]

>>8289911
>my bird is Kay

[Has Australia No.8291300]

>>8287285
>>8283698
>>8289911
These look bretty good desu

All that English breakfast is pleb tier

[Anonymous No.8291308]

>>8291300
> chats shit about a full ingy
> eats flowers and leaves with his breakfast

[Anonymous No.8291341]

>>8291086

That vid? 9 years old

Chef John used to have resting bitch voice until something happened. Maybe it was being bought by AllRecipes? Don't know. I don't really mind his current voice though.

[Anonymous No.8291350]

>>8283710

>single sausage

I need you to kill yourself k thnx.

[Anonymous No.8291352]

>>8291300
>guac waffle sandwich
>clover blossom
>cumstains

You're judging, bro?

[Anonymous No.8291506]

>>8291352
The English breakfast is great, simply great, if you lose the beans. I love beans. But not for breakfast. No way, no how.

It's sort of like some of the Asian countries breakfast containing fish. I can handle a light soup, preferably miso, rice and vegetables, but I don't want fish for breakfast, unless maybe grilled trout on a fishing trip.

[Anonymous No.8291510]

>>8287491
Enjoy your little yellow dick :^)

[Anonymous No.8291536]

>>8291506
>but I don't want fish for breakfast
You have never had smoked kippers for breakfast? They are great, shame they stink the house out all day.

[Anonymous No.8291572]

A bowl of oats cooked so firm you can chew it and it won't drop out of your spoon when turned upside down

[Anonymous No.8291587]

who here /biscuitswithsausagegravy/?

[Anonymous No.8291608]

>>8291536
>stink the house out all day.

I guess that's it; I can't stomach the fish smell in an enclosed environment in the morning. Now, fresh caught trout grilled over an open fire? Without question.

[Has Australia No.8291632]

>>8291352
Rude

It's this Brazilian cheese bread waffle that is honestly really delicious. On the background there's a Moroccan beef filled pastry with pesto.

All of it is GF and yes I do feel good about myself

[Anonymous No.8292592]

>>8291536
Damn my pops used to have kippers with butter when i was a kid
What fish are they

[Anonymous No.8293262]

>>8283749
>>8283737
>hockey pucks
What is this remainer faggot shit!?
>>8284513
I'm only a bus ride from bury!
I fucking love black pudding!
>>8285606
What am I fucking looking at?
>>8285611
no m8
>>8286012
Wrong bacon pal.
>>8286249
Proper job!
>>8286437
Weird shit m8
Wanna try it!
>>8286898
Making me MARVIN ANON!
>>8286902
Last meal before the gas chamber?
>>8287269
>Pretending to be British this hard
>>8287285
Why does everyone on here not cook their egg properly?
You're all gonna get Salmonella-aids
>>8287330
Bloody hell!
And I thought tesco was bad!
>>8287437
Won't be in that section for long m8!
>>8287491
>Americans
Go back to weeaboo land
>>8291012
Yes!
>>8291300
Fucking oaf spilt the southwest sauce on the other side!
>>8291536
Its kippers for tea senpai!
>>8291587
That's a scone with white sauce and bits in it you bellend!

[Anonymous No.8293263]

senpai

[Anonymous No.8293264]

>>8293263
lol fuck this batshit board!
I'm going back to /g/

[Anonymous No.8293271]

>>8293262
>Why does everyone on here not cook their egg properly
>You're all gonna get Salmonella-aids
Are you trying to trigger me? Because I'm fucking triggered. Go sit in the corner and eat your yellow-brown rubber

[Anonymous No.8293272]

>>8283632
Those eggs should be fried, not boiled. And where's the sausage and bacon?
This is a proper breakfast, not that pussy thing.

[Anonymous No.8293274]

>>8293262
>(You)
Whenever I see posts like this I just roll my eyes and ignore.

[Anonymous No.8293275]

>>8283698
Shakshuka. I made some last week. Wonderful stuff.

[Anonymous No.8293280]

>>8291266
I think it's what the Irish call white pudding. White pudding is wonderful.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hog's_pudding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByQoMJhXc_M

[Anonymous No.8293284]

>>8283632
No breakfast is compete without HP sauce.

[Anonymous No.8293307]

>>8291506
Irish breakfast is basically just English without the beans

[Anonymous No.8293309]

>>8293272
Mmm nice picture. Everything nicely browned. I prefer american style links for the flavor profile less like the kielbasa style of England, however the rest is awesome, including the pudding, white and black both. I wish more american diner food had the roasted tomatoes and mushroom sides.

>>8293275
>shakshuka
I love it when it's fresh tomatoes and not overly spiced. When it goes too far down the cumin north african path and farther from a herb garden kind of italian pepperss tasting thing I find it overpowers the eggs and then it just becomes kind of a bad ratio of sauce to eggs.

I really like the khachapuri borrowed from Georgia that is popular for breakfast/brunch in Israel. It's kind of a modern egg and soliders with luscious fresh cheese, and the bread inside the nice crust is as chewy as a bagel. Soooo satisfying.

[Anonymous No.8293317]

A hearty plate of stew really hits the spot on cold morning. Pic is Birria.

[Anonymous No.8293322]

>>8292592
>What fish are they
Kippers are smoked Haddock mate.

[Anonymous No.8293333]

>>8292592
>What fish are they
A Kipper is a smoked Herring.

[Anonymous No.8293343]

>>8293309
>kielbasa style of England
There's not a chance in the world of British sausage being called 'kielbasa style of England'. English sausages are nothing at all like Polish sausages. Here's a pic of one of the most popular sausages in England, the Cumberland sausage.
Does that look like a kielbasa sausage? Nope.
Where did you learn about sausages? Wannabe pretentious food critic 101?

[Anonymous No.8293347]

>>8283711
Ketchup on that? You lousy bastard! :-)

[Anonymous No.8293353]

>>8283756
>shitty turd sausage
I thought just the same thing as soon as I saw the sausage.
I wouldn't give that breakfast to my dog.

[Anonymous No.8293354]

>>8293347
Sorry.


>>8293343
Apart from the Cumberland, Lincolnshire are also VERY popular.

I wonder if the other anon was referring to a Saveloy? . . . .which although we like, tend not to make it's way home but live in Chippies?

[Anonymous No.8293359]

>>8286249
That's more like it.

[Anonymous No.8293374]

>>8293333
The best kipper is a Craster kipper, made close to where I was born.

[Anonymous No.8293387]

>>8293354
Yeah, Lincolnshire sossie is good as long as they aren't too heavy on the sage, which can easily overpower it.
Could be the OP was thinking of a saveloy, yes. They are from Europe originally, so he might have got confused. No self-respecting Brit would ever have saveloys for breakfast. I don't even like them any time.

[Anonymous No.8293391]

>>8293353
Saveloy for the OP's attention. Maybe that's what he thinks is 'kielbasa style of England'. Pffft!

[Anonymous No.8293394]

>>8293374
I'm the the South West . .. totally opposite to you guys in the North East but I love Kippers, most supermarkets sell them in a little pouch with a knob of butter, you can microwave them them in 2 mins.

Super Duper.

>>8293387
I like Saveloys.

We only tend to eat them if they come from the chippy.

Definitely NOT a breakfast food though.

[Anonymous No.8293420]

>>8293374
When I was younger, a lot of older people had kippers for breakfast, but I didn't like the idea. Until I had some one day, then I was hooked. Problem is for me that they tend to repeat on me all day, but still taste great.

[Anonymous No.8293423]

>>8293420
>Problem is for me that they tend to repeat on me all day
You are not alone.

[Anonymous No.8293431]

>>8293262

cool fucking blog nigger now roll over and die

[Anonymous No.8293432]

>>8293423

:-D Omeprazole works wonders

[Anonymous No.8293531]

>>8285713
t. ahmed

[Anonymous No.8293561]

OP here, today i just made a better version of the OP pic. Soft eggs, crispier black pudding, better toast and more tomatoes, 10/10
Probably be my last brekkie image ITT because im back at work tomorrow, il just be having black coffee and toaster pancakes at half 5

>>8293262
Gtfo my thread now you chortling fucking cancer
The day of the rope is coming for multiposting fraggles like you
> hes poorthern too.
Just end it lad

[Anonymous No.8293579]

>>8293272
>deepfried sausage
You lose

This image was posted in the scottish brekkie thread a few days ago

[Anonymous No.8293593]

>>8293579
That's because it was me who posted it, cuckfag.

[Anonymous No.8293600]

>>8293561
I can never understand why don't you just put the beans in a small bowl inside the plate instead of making it spread all over the other stuff

[Anonymous No.8293607]

>>8289911
enjoy chewing thems overcooked eggs

[Anonymous No.8293612]

>>8293593
> obviously deepfried cheap sausage
> shitty non-crispy bacon fat
> blackened but not cooked tomato
> pathetic fried egg that was obviously cooked 10 monutes prior to everything then left to congeal because scottish monkeys still cannot master the concept of timing like their southern overlords
> unbuttered white toast
I bet you even put just ketchup and no brown on that plate of trash
5/10 and that only because the pudding and mushroom look good

Stick to a bag of smack and a can of tennants super next time you fucking bellwhiff

Pic related is a real full ingy >>8286249

[Anonymous No.8293615]

>>8293600
Because i like the sauce and soggy toast

>>8293607
> overcooked
The yolks were runny as hell. Crispy whites and runny yolk is a perfect fried egg

[Anonymous No.8293620]

>>8283632
that looks fucking horrid

[Anonymous No.8293663]

>>8293615
The whites should be just set, not crispy.

[Anonymous No.8294876]

>>8293374
Incorrect. The best kippers come from Swallows' smokery in Seahouses, just south of Bamburgh. Craster kippers are too oily and one dimensional; Swallows kippers are delicate and subtle in a way Craster kippers could only aspire to.

On that note, the content of the ultimate full breakfast:

Bacon, streaky and smoked, thick cut, fried crisp but not burnt and with a hint of chew
Sausage, more meat than bread, proper banger or cumberland, grilled with good char
Black Pudding; lots thereof
White Pudding; ditto
Eggs, fried, with a flowing yolk flecked with back pepper
A Kipper, poached and well drained
Bone marrow, halved, roasted and salted
Bubble and squeak, ideally from the last Sunday roast's leftovers
Mushroom, portobello, grilled and well charred
Cherry tomatoes, grilled and served on the vine
Bread, fried, buttered with the roasted marrow.

Preferably no: baked beans (unless homemade), hash browns (rösti's inferior cousin), anything from a tin, ham, back bacon, sausages that are more grain than gristle

Absolutely no fucking way: Waffles, potato waffles, tater tots, boiled eggs, and anything fashionable and "trendy" like avocados can fuck right off. So can anything explicitly intended for consumption by retarded children (cf. Spaghetti-o's.)

Tea or beer on the side. Nothing else fits.

[Anonymous No.8295048]

>>8293262

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.8295687]

>>8291116
American, British, Germans and northern European countries... Those countries have the shitiest tier food on the planet.

[Anonymous No.8295713]

>>8295687
t. irrelevant third world country who thinks mystery meat fried in gutter oil is top tier cuisine

[Anonymous No.8295731]

>>8295687
Nah dude, you just have dogshit taste

[Anonymous No.8295985]

>>8293561
cute table mat, my man

[Anonymous No.8295988]

>>8290474
Sounds amazing. If you were going to make this for lunch or dinner, what side dish(es) would you add?

[Anonymous No.8296003]

>>8286646
>>8286437
Finally the ultimate breakfast has been recognized!! I'm still learning how to cook and haven't attempted this dish on my own yet but on the odd chance that I go to Denny's I order this every time with my eggs scrambled and garlic toast on the side. Nothing tastes better than this.

[Anonymous No.8296010]

>>8286677
If the family is still around, make those plans happen. Make it a birthday meal plan or just because. When someone makes an effort to reconnect, it's not forgotten. And if family isn't around, make new memories with friends or coworkers.

[Anonymous No.8296170]

>>8293275
Me too!
Can confirm shakshuka+crusty bread is the best

[Anonymous No.8296174]

>>8291300
>inb4 that's a qt asian gf in the corner there
>it would most likely bring me down for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.8296176]

Sorry, I'm not a morbidly obese fat cunt like seemingly everyone ITT

[Anonymous No.8296179]

>>8296176
>not even having any food

>calls people obese but needs to fast

>in the most important meal of the day

[Anonymous No.8296354]

>>8296176
> lives such a sedentary existence he has no need for energy in the morning
> looks down on others
The city of (you) m8

[Anonymous No.8296358]

>>8294876
> bacon, streaky

Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.8296395]

>>8283632
>no bacon
>no sausages
you tried/10

[Anonymous No.8296422]

>>8296179

>breakfast is the most important meal of the day

i want this meme to end

[Anonymous No.8296433]

>>8296422
Maybe if you had a job. you would realise how important it is.

[Anonymous No.8296445]

>>8283692

[Anonymous No.8296454]

The fuck are you doing earing beans for breakfast? Are you people for real?could be the stupidest tradition ever established. If you do this and you're not from england you should hurt your self. English are just imperial plebs.

[Anonymous No.8297122]

>>8296445

[Anonymous No.8297141]

>>8283632
What's the proper way to eat beans on toast? With your fork?

[Anonymous No.8297148]

>>8296445
235th post worst post

[Anonymous No.8297150]

>>8297141

Same as any other meal, anon. Knife and fork.

[Anonymous No.8297152]

>>8283632
i'd never heard of beans for breakfast until this site

[Anonymous No.8297158]

>>8297152
where are you from?

[Anonymous No.8297162]

>>8297152

You've never heard of a "Full English" breakfast before?

[Anonymous No.8297166]

>>8291587
GOAT
>>8297158
ameroca
>>8297162
no

[Anonymous No.8297167]

WHAT'S IS GOING ON HERE?!

[Anonymous No.8297263]

>>8297166

>no

I'm sorry for your loss. A full english is the breakfast of champions.

[Anonymous No.8297333]

Having a full english minus the blood sausage tomorrow morning thanks to this, with some kippers.

[Anonymous No.8297688]

>>8291245
my nigga

[Anonymous No.8297717]

Fucking how...
Is this weekend-only thing? Or you wake up and hour earlier every day to do this shit?

I mostly just eat piece of bread with cheese and head to school. On weekends I wake up late so I don't see point of making breakfast, I just make lunch instead.

[Anonymous No.8297718]

>>8283678
based accept meme garnish

[Anonymous No.8297725]

who /cupofchiliwithbreakfast/ here?

[Anonymous No.8297734]

>>8293280
But you don't replace Black pudding with White; you just add White. >>8291260 is insane.

[Anonymous No.8297738]

>>8297333
>minus black pudding

Eh, your loss.

[Anonymous No.8297745]

>>8297717
It takes literally 7 minutes to make the OP pic, and 10-12 minutes to make a full english

[Anonymous No.8297751]

>>8297333
> kippers with a full english
What. That sounds disgusting

Have kippers on toast or a full ingy. Not both together

[Anonymous No.8297774]

>>8297745
I highly doubt that.

[Anonymous No.8298305]

>>8293663
Opinion.

I like crispy whites and runny yolks.

[Anonymous No.8298309]

HAM AND EGGS

[Anonymous No.8298341]

[Anonymous No.8298932]

>>8297774
What is there to doubt?
7 minutes to cook black pudding and 10-12 minutes to cook sausage

[Anonymous No.8300250]

>>8290303
is that oil in quickcut oat meal?

[Anonymous No.8300259]

>>8287285
doesn't ramsey always piss on people that put inedible elements on their plate?

better eat those tomato stems anon

[Anonymous No.8300695]

>>8286437
>>8286646
> Getting chicken fried steak with poached eggs and just letting those suckers ooze over it
The best

[Anonymous No.8300696]

>>8297122
>>8297148
PFPFBFPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF