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How the fuck do you dice an onion into those perfectly gay little squares?

>> No.8271443
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https://www.google.com/search?q=dice+an+onion

>> No.8271472

With Crystals xD LMAO

>> No.8271477

>>8271434
You use a food processor.

>> No.8271486

>>8271434
by cutting them straight, not gay

>> No.8271574

>>8271477
For real?

>> No.8271587

>>8271434
>gay little squares
what id he mean by this

>> No.8271594

>>8271434
>How the fuck do you dice an onion into those perfectly gay little squares?

By being a huge faggot like me and drinking 2 litres of cum every morning, ,,, ,, , , ,,,

>> No.8272627

>>8271574
You can do it with a knife.

>> No.8272638

>>8271434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rZ2il_Amsc

>> No.8272659

>>8271434
With a knife, you fucking mong.

>> No.8272670
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8272670

with one of these. it's right there in the file name

>> No.8272679

>>8271574
No. That will make them too small.

>> No.8272682

>>8272670
That's for eggs... might work but the strings might get caught on the onion.

>> No.8272701

>>8272638
wrong

>> No.8272705

Either the standard method, which you can see in tons of videos made my every single celebrity chef, or this: >>8272638 (which is honestly the same thing done on a smaller scale) if you want it very fine.

>> No.8272736

>>8271434
cut the non-root end off

set the onion cut side down

slice through the root end down the middle

take one of the halves and peel back the husk/paper/whatever you want to call it

lay the half cutside down and make several cuts towards the root but not all the way

run the knife through the onion horizontal to the cutting surface towards the root but not all the way

you've now formed a grid out of the onion, all you have to do is slice downward crossways down the onion about 1/4 inch at a time

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https://youtu.be/dCGS067s0zo
go back to school you fucking donkey

>> No.8272834

>>8271486
Underrated post

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>>8271486
You owe me a pair of sides, I'll be expecting them within the next couple of months. For the inconvenience caused to you in this regard, I apologize.

Yours Truly - Hate-Ball.

>> No.8272952

>>8272682
no, the filename says onioncuber. don't ignore this advice

>> No.8272969

To dice, use a cleaver and go at it with both hands on the cleaver, a see sawing motion.

You can also buy something that helps you dice, but I am a fan of a compact kitchen without stuff you rarely use.