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Hell I'm baking bread to impress my boyfriend help me turn this mess of food parts into cute kitty loaves, updating with pics if y'all care

>> No.8236046

>>8236036
Wtf is that, post what you added and what you did

>> No.8236047

>>8236036
You want to impress your boyfriend, just suck his dick.

>> No.8236060

>>8236047
This.

Also, that mix looks crumbly and not mixed very well. What did you put in it? Also, what the fuck is a kitty loave?

But seriously, just suck the dude's dick.

>> No.8236062

>>8236046
It's just an enriched white bread, recipe here: http://dessertfirstgirl.com/2015/02/hokkaido-milk-bread-tangzhong.html

It's super easy to work with so I know it'll taste fine, I just need tips for making cat -lookin' loaves

>> No.8236069

>>8236062
Why make cat shaped bread loaves when you can just suck his dicK?

>> No.8236073

>>8236062
Is it culturally enriched too? Looks like you have to work it a lot before thinking to give it any shape, let the floor absorb all water, use hands

>> No.8236080
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>>8236047
>>8236060
Fuck off I'll try but cute bread won't hurt

And that was pre-knead, plenty smooth and elastic now

I got a few hours of bulk ferment, come on pastry guys show off!!

>> No.8236085

>>8236047
Who gets a blowjob and goes "Wow, that was impressive" afterwards?

>> No.8236087

>>8236085

I've thought that on several occasions. Like anything else in this world there are mediocre blow jobs, and there are fucking amazing ones.

>> No.8236098
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8236098

>>8236085
You obviously haven't had any good blowjobs then

>> No.8236102

>>8236098
Or he never did a decent one

>> No.8236110

>>8236102
Truth. When you're given s really good bloejob its hard NOT to reflect on that.

>> No.8236125

>>8236110
>>8236102
Have any general blowjob tips?

>> No.8236132

>>8236125
Sucking the dick is crucial

>> No.8236135

>>8236080
Moulds ideally, freehand it'll be tricky so I would recommend forming separate bits and then sticking them together with an appropriate adhesive

>> No.8236146

>>8236125
Personally, I can't stand when she only has the tip of the dick in her mouth. To me, it actually feels the best the deeper it goes and try to make it sloppy.
To be honest, I've had mroe bad blowjobs than good ones.

>> No.8236164

>>8236125
I enjoy it when when she makes a ring with her fingers and pumps the shaft while she licks the tip. I also enjoy it when she takes it deeper since there's more body heat and so I feel that.

>> No.8236225
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8236225

a...are you all grills?

>> No.8236260

>>8236225
>only girls suck dick
Faggot

>> No.8236264

>>8236225
Dudes that wear dresses

>> No.8236268
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8236268

>>8236125

I got you senpai.

>> No.8236285

>>8236036
make no knead ciabatta
the simplest bread ever, hard to fuck up and delicious as fuck

>> No.8236292

>>8236146
This. I love my wife, but she refuses to try and deep throat. In all honesty, I'm not even big. Maybe 6.
Maybe.
But she will barely go halfway, and she'll hold on to the shaft, which cuts down on the amount of space she has to suck on.

And the fucking worse part is she keeps stopping after about 30 seconds and then starts jacking me off. I don't need help jerkin off. I'm a fucking pro at that. I know she does it to give her mouth a rest, but fuck, she's not even trying. I've never cum from a blow job alone, and it devastates me.

Also, OP, you can probably just make a simple bread losf, and make kitten designs out of cinnamon powder or something.
I mean, you fucked up just getting the ingredients together. I wouldn't try the fancy shit until you get the basics down.

And your man don't care about kitty cat bread. He wants his dick sucked.
The right way.
Check em.

>> No.8236306
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8236306

here have my bread

>> No.8236317

>>8236073
underrated

>> No.8236325
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>>8236292
Y'all fuck off I don't need this lazy no knead bullshit, it's almost proofing time so if anybody knows how shape loaves artistically...

And go eat a dick I put 'em together just fine, except she I just realized I forgot the butter now I gotta cut it in and my gluten will suck

Y'all suck why didn't you say nothing, Just talked about suckin' all day

>> No.8236331
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>>8236325
Make a braid if you want, wouldn't really go past that. People don't really make fancy things without moulds, if you want to make a cat shaped bread you would need a cat shaped mould ect ect.

I'm not sure what thread is the official bread thread so here have my bloomer burger.

>> No.8236332

>>8236225
If you close your eyes it all feels the same aside from the prickle

>> No.8236336

>>8236325
Jesus christ woman, do you think your man wants to eat mediocre bread, or get his mediocre dick sucked?

I'd enjoy a bologna sandwich on bimbo bread, so I don't think your butter-less loaf of sadness will phase him either way.

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8236342

easy for made home

>> No.8236344
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8236344

Worked butter into one of me boules, felt like chewing bubble wrap so that's gonna be a flat bread kitty

Gonna try a more elegant method when the other guy

Also my boy ain't got a dick so I really need to nail this bread aight?

>> No.8236345
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8236345

https://youtu.be/62wnMImemgM

>> No.8236349

Are you black, OP?

>> No.8236383

>>8236349
Mostly no

>> No.8236415

>>8236344
>boy
>ain't got a dick
wut?

>> No.8236442
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8236442

>>8236415
It's the current year faggot my boyf can be trans

Also look at these ugly pieces of shit this is your fault cu/ck/s

>> No.8236451

This is the worst thread ever. Women and people who pretend to be women need to be banned.

>> No.8236478

>>8236451
When did I say I was a woman you anus

>> No.8236480

>>8236442
bake them and never come back

>> No.8236499

>>8236442
suck his clit dick

>> No.8236500

>>8236336
fucking lel

>> No.8236548

>>8236451
>women and people who pretend to be women
anon i'm 100% sure everyone in the thread assumed he was a faggot, without a shadow of a doubt.

>> No.8236576
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8236576

Coulda gone worse, it's dry at pats from that butter snafu but it rose alright

>> No.8236580
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8236580

Oh, and crumb shot

>> No.8236583

>>8236036
>hurr duu just suck his dick
OP, ignore all these immature assholes.
If you really want to impress him, sit your asshole down on his cock and take it balls deep without complaint.
Bonus points if you have a prostate orgasm while doing so.

>> No.8236655
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8236655

>this thread

>> No.8236659

>>8236080
Your man doesn't care if you can make some stupid "kitty loaves". Suck his dick and that man will want to marry you.

>> No.8236674

>>8236325
Enjoy dying an old maid you worthless dumb cunt. You can't bake worth shit and you won't suck dick. Don't complain about not being able to keep man when your the reason why.

>> No.8236676

>>8236036
Is that a bathroom towel?

>> No.8236699
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8236699

>>8236442
Why would you be with a dude that cut off his dick?

You could bang a dude that has a dick and have him bang you when you feel like it, or you could bang a woman for the real tits and babby making capability. A dude who chopped his dick off is the worst of both worlds. You lose all around. And worst of all, there's almost certainly some extreme mental illness (hence the chopped dick) that'll result in it chopping bits of you off at some point when it loses its' mind again.

All in all a terrible choice, even if made due to being emotionally compromised.

I would caution you to seriously reconsider the decisions that led you to this point in your life.

>> No.8236704

>>8236442
Those look like abominations. I'm more convinced he will leave you over that. I know I would.

>> No.8236707
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8236707

>>8236659
>Your man doesn't care if you can make some stupid "kitty loaves"

speak for yourself dumb ass, i get hungry after getting my dick sucked.

keep up the good work OP, that's some serious wife worthy activities. If your bf don''t like it hit me up

>> No.8236747

>>8236707
You forgot to tip your fedora.

>> No.8236768

>>8236442
>tfw when no boycunt bf

>> No.8236781
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8236781

>OP asks for guidance on bread baking
>thread slides into dick sucking and fucking trans people
>this whole fucking thread
Jesus /ck/ I will never look at bread baking the same way ever again.

>> No.8236872
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8236872

You're all a bunch of retards. The clear thing to do is make dick bread and suck it.

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https://youtu.be/saBKVlUGtUE

>> No.8238472

>>8236707
>wife
Did you read a single post in this entire thread?

>> No.8238484

>>8238461
>using the icing spatula upside down

reeeeEEEEEEEE

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8238492

>>8236325
>came to 4Chan for help
>surprised when it didn't work out

>> No.8239134

>>8236085

>not having the actual soul sucked out of you at least once in your life

Some people truly are born to endless night

>> No.8239432

>>8236325
Oh shit that dough looks too sticky o7 op gluten doesn't look developed.

>> No.8239509
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8239509

>>8236325
I love bread. I love it even more when my wife makes bread with/for me. I love it the most when my wife gives me a blowjob. It's the male order of operations.

>> No.8239531

>>8239509
Too bad OP has a mentally ill, dickless partner.

>> No.8241332

Op, did you use yeast or sourdough starter?

>> No.8241349

>>8236576
This doesn't look soft at all. Did you even follow the recipe op?

Also I'm pretty sure your boyfriend would prefer a blowjob to shitty hard milk bread

>> No.8241354

>>8236036
If you want to impress your boyfriend, work on suppressing your gag reflex. Then suck him off, and have him suck you off too

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8241597

>>8236707
Your either OP or one of OPs white knights. Either way fuck off.

>> No.8241683

>>8239531
kys retard

>> No.8241708
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8241708

everyone is forgetting the rules

>> No.8242667

show feet

>> No.8243943

>>8241708
On point

>> No.8244040
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8244040

>>8241708
OP is a faggot, but this isn't >>>/b/ and making bread for your boyfriend and wanting help is a completely legit reason for a thread.

Don't be so thirsty. Go back to /b/ if you need a fap.

>> No.8244044

>>8236085
Most non virgins.

>> No.8244055

>>8236781
Haven't been here long?

>> No.8244060

>>8241683
T R I G G E R E D