What should my first alcoholic drink be? I recently turned 18, and that's the drinking age here in Australia. I've put off drinking any kind of alcohol up until this point, and now I want to go all out. I'm thinking of trying the white russian first, it sounds like it tastes nice.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:42:23 2016 No.8230845 [Reply] [Original]

What should my first alcoholic drink be?

I recently turned 18, and that's the drinking age here in Australia. I've put off drinking any kind of alcohol up until this point, and now I want to go all out.

I'm thinking of trying the white russian first, it sounds like it tastes nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:45:10 2016 No.8230853 Gin and tonic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:46:57 2016 No.8230855 >>8230845 Arsenic and tonic. The tonic makes the arsenic safe to drink.

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:47:10 2016 No.8230856

You'll probably dislike a lot of hard liquors at first, they're pretty much an acquired taste. I didn't like beer the first time I tried it either.

Mixed drinks are a good way to go. Long Island iced tea is good cuz it'll fuck you up decently and still be tasty. A good white wine or a cider
is an enjoyable start to drink as well.

I personally don't like White Russians, not much of a fan of dairy and alcohol together, although it is a pretty looking drink. But tell us OP, what are your tastes? Do you like sweet, bitter, sour?

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:50:16 2016 No.8230864

>>8230855
I still don't think that's safe enough, anon...

>>8230856
Thanks. I'm told by my friends that beer tastes like yeast. At least, Heineken does, and I'm guessing so does Corona since they say Corona tastes like Heineken. I'm not sure what yeast is supposed to taste like in liquid form.

I like both sweet and sour, definitely don't like bitter tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:50:59 2016 No.8230865 Whiskey sour with egg white

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:53:10 2016 No.8230872 >falling for the liquid meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:54:08 2016 No.8230874 >>8230845 VB ya dog cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:54:32 2016 No.8230876 >>8230864 Try a sweet cider or a mix of white wine with sprite. Also a nice drink is vodka mixed with orange juice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:55:03 2016 No.8230878 >>8230845 Vodka and soda/juice is always a safe choice for first time drinkers, just watch how much you drink because you won't be able to taste the alcohol much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 15:57:32 2016 No.8230884 >>8230874 I've got a friend who's obsessed with VB, brings a 6-pack with him to every party he goes to. >>8230876 >>8230878 Thanks. I think I might try out the vodka with orange juice. And I'll probably go with white wine for my first wine.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 29 17:04:58 2016 No.8231019

I started with straight borovička, but not everybody is from slovakia like me. Here are some beginner combos kids do here
Red wine + coke
Gin + tonic
Becherovka + tonic
Fernet + tonic/ applee juice
Vodka + orange juice
Rum + coke
Wine + vodka + grape flavoured soda

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 18:43:14 2016 No.8231251 Baileys is my first alcoholic drink i liked. Starts of sweetish and creamy with a slight, but not unpleasant burn as it goes down your throat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:02:19 2016 No.8231304 >>8230845 It doesn't taste nice at all. It's a meme drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:06:34 2016 No.8231316 >>8230845 Just skip all the bullshit and go for neat whisky

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:13:57 2016 No.8231334 I like sweet and i am a broke college student so my go to drink is cream soda+fireball. Deadly combo because the vanilla and cinnamon go so well together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:15:05 2016 No.8231341 >>8230845 A nice, smooth glass of Bailey's™. Seriously though, that shit is so smooth I could drink it out of the bottle (I wouldn't.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:32:21 2016 No.8231377 chelada

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:40:34 2016 No.8231396 190 proof grain alcohol should be your first drink. Only a few shots and save the rest in case you run low on gas or something lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 19:53:16 2016 No.8231424 White Russians are nice but when I just started to drink I got too many and yarled forever - now they're gross Just get a Foster's

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 20:59:11 2016 No.8231607 >>8230845 As a proud Australian, your first options should be either VB or goon. Vodka is technically not an Australian specialty but literally no-one is gonna look at you funny for drinking vodka.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:00:52 2016 No.8231609 >>8230864 crown and coke. More coke than crown.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:06:57 2016 No.8231621 whatever you do, dont always drink the same thing i can't drink rum and coke anymore because it makes me vom lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:17:44 2016 No.8231652 It doesn't really matter what you drink, as long as you don't drink yourself sick your first time out. Don't buy any pre mixed shit, if you get goon at least get a slightly more upmarket box

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:24:20 2016 No.8231673 >>8230845 Don't do this anon you might find yourself an alcoholic like me in 20 yrs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:43:39 2016 No.8231711 >>8230845 Just don't start

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:45:09 2016 No.8231714 Butt chug an entire bottle of Everclear

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:54:09 2016 No.8231728 >>8230845 dirty black russian kahlua vodka cola

Anonymous Sat Oct 29 21:54:18 2016 No.8231730

Alcohol doesn't actually taste good, that's just a meme people say so they feel all grown up and mature ""ahh this is lay whiskey is pure heavenly, I adore these walnut and smoked hickory date coriander notes, boy I a mature""

If I was you, seeing as though you never have been drunk before you need a large amount of liquid and a alcohol content

I would reccomend getting some cider that's 4% you can get flavours like berry etc. make sure it's really could if it taste bad adds some juice

Remember alcohol is a psychoactive drug and yu are getting high on drugs

No alcohol tastes good, the idea is to make a drink which mask the flavour

Enjoy your hangover

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 00:03:43 2016 No.8232070 File: 237 KB, 1600x900, everclear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8231396 this guy gets it

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Anonymous Sun Oct 30 02:02:31 2016 No.8232395
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>>8231730
>Alcohol doesn't actually taste good, that's just a meme people say so they feel all grown up and mature ""ahh this is lay whiskey is pure heavenly, I adore these walnut and smoked hickory date coriander notes, boy I a mature""
yeah, they are literally all pretending, everybody that likes something you don't is just a pole-climber trying to look sophisticated, the emperor has no clothes, yadda yadda

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 06:29:53 2016 No.8232791

>>8230918
Wouldn't this be a little much for my first go?

I just watched this youtube video of this guy make one of these, and he poured almost an entire can of Guinness, and it was a large can. I'm guessing 1 pint of Irish stout is about the same as what he did, and he chugged the entire thing in one go.

I'd probably choke on that thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 06:53:49 2016 No.8232809 rum and coke

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 07:07:06 2016 No.8232816 >>8232809 Pretty much. You need to get used to the taste of raw alcohol. Sweet mixers are the least painful way to do this. Later you won't even notice it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 07:18:19 2016 No.8232825 >>8230913 this is fucking vile. i bought it when on vacation in spain once (a lot of tourists from englando there) and i couldn't even drink a glass of it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 07:28:12 2016 No.8232847 >>8230845 any mixed drink with everclear in it, the more sugar the better alternatively get some four loko and mix it with red bull

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 09:19:41 2016 No.8233040
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>>8230845
Remember, cirrhosis is irreversible, incurable and YOU WILL DIE. Anything over 2 servings of alcohol (per day) will cause liver damage.

It's a long road to cirrhosis (years of alcohol abuse), but there are stages of liver damage before cirrhosis which have serious health ramifications as well.

I never drink over 2 servings, and I drink once every other week. I need my liver to clean my blood, not get ripped to shreds by booze.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 10:48:04 2016 No.8233217 >>8233040 Thanks for the info anon, I'll be sure to watch how much I drink.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 12:30:16 2016 No.8233419 What about Four loko?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 12:48:45 2016 No.8233446 Just drink some shit lager. You have plenty of time to drink nice things, alcohol is acquired and at 24 there are many things I'm only starting to appreciate more and others I still don't. You are aussie so its important you learn to like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 13:57:04 2016 No.8233572 >>8233040 God I hate people who care ao fucking much. Just get blitzed, sleep around and do whatwver the fuck you want you healthy faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 14:05:12 2016 No.8233585 >>8233040 >and I drink once every other week statistically people who average 1 or 2 drinks per day are the healthiest, abstention is not a healthy choice

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 14:06:05 2016 No.8233587 Beer

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 18:20:11 2016 No.8234139 >>8230864 Don't you guys have Vegemite?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 18:37:55 2016 No.8234179 >>8233585 Statistically the average post on 4chan claiming something is either a load of shit or horribly misconstrued and out-of-context.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 18:41:26 2016 No.8234192 >>8230845 I like screwdrivers and white Russians

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 18:47:32 2016 No.8234201 >>8234179 People who don't drink are about 5 years lower on life expectancy than people who average 2-7 a week. People who drink 8+ a week are only about 2-3 years lower. Your liver is really good at repairing itself.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 18:51:42 2016 No.8234206

>>8230845

You're 18? Then make a flaming Dr. Pepper.

Get yourself a light beer and pour it into a glass. Then get a shot glass and fill it 3/4 with amaretto and top it off with a high % alcohol. In the US we typically use Bacardi 151.

Now light that bitch on fire. Let it burn for 15 to 20 seconds then drop it into the beer.

Best fucking college/newbie drink in the universe my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 18:52:45 2016 No.8234208 Nothing will taste as good as you're imagining. I was so disappointed by most of my first drinks but now I'm a full on alcoholic and drink the equivalent of rubbing alcohol all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 19:22:36 2016 No.8234249 >>8230845 The heat in Aussie-land is going to make you regret that white russian. Just go for a beer or something like a vodka and 7up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:34:57 2016 No.8234460 >>8234139 Yes but I've never tried it. >>8234206 I'll try that out, thanks.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:45:38 2016 No.8234495

Imagine OP, what you would do if you had to consume something you had not before.

Let us take sushi, for example. You would not indulge in an elaborate in an elaborate dish, no matter how high the quality. You would go for a safe thing. For that is how taste is developed.

The same for alcohol. Do not indulge in a high class spirit. Go for a more common one, mixed with a common beverage. Yes, by default it is common. That is why it is so. A common beverage is so because all can like it. Relish the new experience. Later you can go for more unique things.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:49:05 2016 No.8234503

>>8234495
I guess I could start of slow, and build to the more elaborate drinks. Hopefully I don't spend too much money on alcohol on the night. The place I was looking at has cocktails set at a price of $20 each. Hopefully they won't charge me $20 for something really simple.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:52:13 2016 No.8234512 >>8234495 goddamn you are a pretentious twat aren't you

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:53:15 2016 No.8234515 >>8234503 >20 dollars what in the fuck

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:53:29 2016 No.8234516

>>8234503
Like everywhere else, costs vary widely. The bar where I met my first love gave whisky sours for 3 dollars. They still do years later. It works because a whiskey sour is a cheap drink yet is tolerable for many people.

I have only seen one place who charges more then 10 dollars per drink. They made very elaborate martinis. They were the very best martinis I ever had. But even so, it was a rare treat.

If you are paying 20 dollars for a drink, it better be top shelf everything. Grey goose, etc.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:53:35 2016 No.8234518

>>8230845
Word of advise, dont mix drinks.

If you are drinking hard alcohol, stick with that. Mixed drinks can be ok. White russians will make you puke eventually, but it will be great tasting punke.

If you drink beer, stick to that. A shot of straight whisky can be ok.

And for the love of everything holy, DO NOT! REPEAT DO NOT touch anything but wine if you were drinking wine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:54:45 2016 No.8234521 >>8234495 >>8234512 seriously what a faggot >>8230845 I dont know how autistic you have to be to have your first drink at 18, but don't drink something faggy like a white russian, just have a beer.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:56:30 2016 No.8234526

>>8234512
I am not, actually. I used the sushi example because until last year I did not eat any at all. I was very much a manchild in that I did not eat fish. I am growing my diet to eat more and more fish. I started with salmon and have grown from there. If someone served me an exquisite sushi before I ate salmon I would have rejected it just because I had not developed the taste for it.

The same can be said for alcohol. To waste the finest spirits before you start is a serious waste. Enjoy the basic tastes. They exist for a reason.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:57:33 2016 No.8234528
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>>8234515
>>8234516
Yep, this is a little bit of their menu. If you've been to Crown in Melbourne you'll recognize it as that large bar sort of in the middle of the building, next to the pokies and all that.

It's hard to miss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 20:58:20 2016 No.8234531 >>8234518 >DO NOT! REPEAT DO NOT touch anything but wine if you were drinking wine. How come? What happens if I drink wine with, say, beer?

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:01:44 2016 No.8234540

>>8234528
I shall just have to reiterate what I felt before.

If you want to indulge on the finest things, that spot seems like a cool spot. But I feel like you are wasting an experience. It is best to work your way up, rather then start with the bar so high.

It would be like... you ate a steak before a hamburger. The steak is superior, yes. But if you only ate steak, you would vomit if you had to eat a hamburger. But if you ate a hamburger first you could appreciate it. A steak would even be superior.

So for you, unless you have the means to enjoy 20 dollar spirits every time, I would recommend starting smaller.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:02:52 2016 No.8234542

>>8234531
I have no explanation for it, but wine mixes terrible with other alcohol.

There is a saying that drinking beer after wine is fine. The logic is that beer is weaker than wine, and that its ok to take large slurps. Whereas drinking wine after beer makes you take large gulps you cant handler.

Personally I just stay away from any other liquor altogether if I drink wine. Countless examples of having friends keel over from wine + beer combo.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:04:37 2016 No.8234546

>>8234540
I'd probably have to look for a pub then or something, I doubt I'll find anything standard or cheaper than $20 at Crown.

I'll search for some pubs in Melbourne, there's probably some good ones that younger people stay at on Friday nights.

>>8234542
Oh I see. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:04:59 2016 No.8234547 >>8234542 "liquor then beer you are in the clear" "beer then liquor is a kicker" In short as you get more intoxicated it is easier to go overboard. By going down the ABV you lessen the chances of harm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:07:06 2016 No.8234554 >>8234542 Oh, this one explains it very good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJajkVR7FM

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:07:46 2016 No.8234558

>>8234546
I would recommend a pub for other reasons. Pub food as a food category for a reason. They are cheap foods that both let you hold alcohol longer yet taste good. While not good from a caloric standpoint, it certainly helps you not get sick.

Of course, don't eat the food then feel like you can triple your intake. Also, for your own sake, drink some water. Your future self will thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:12:36 2016 No.8234573 >>8234547 Idk man, I've had plenty of of terrible experiences from mixing grapes and grain. Doesnt matter which order. Whisky and beer mixes well though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:16:34 2016 No.8234581 >>8234573 I will assume you are telling the truth. Not shitposting. So I wonder how wine varies from other alcohols. Is it the sulfates? About the only variable I can think of. Perhaps they cause a bad reaction.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:20:12 2016 No.8234592

>>8234581
I've experienced it. I've had friends experiencing the same. What causes it idk. It's just a very queezy and sure fire way to get sick.

On a different level, I will say that being wine drunk is a more happy drunk than beer or liquor drunk.

Again, what are the variables,idk. But plenty of people have agreed with me and feel the same difference in drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:23:01 2016 No.8234602 >>8232395 >tfw greentext really is a quote

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:23:38 2016 No.8234603

>>8234592
All i can say then is do what works for you. Wine is cheap enough if you shop smart.

For OP's point of view. Experimentation leads to your happiest results. It is easier to start basic and work up to fancy than the reverse. But it is a journey.

Anonymous Sun Oct 30 21:28:55 2016 No.8234618

>>8230845
Btw, talking about wine. Yesterday I had a pretty chill evening. I had a bottle of rather cheap red wine in my closet. Decided to get rid of it, so I was watching movies while mixing it half and half with coke (the softdrink). A really easy and tasty way to get drunk. Don't mix good wine, but cheap wine is fine to mix drinks like that with.

Anonymous Mon Oct 31 09:56:41 2016 No.8235756

>>8230845

Beer

You're in Oz, split a crate of VB stubbies, XXXX, carlton etc. as long as it's shite beer, it has to be shite and drink with your mates while listening to tunes

drink until you pass out or just can't stay awake any longer

Wake up, feel like death, survive the day, do it again next week

keep doing it for a while, learning your limits and how to function while drunk

THEN go to the pub and start asking for cocktails if you still feel you have to

White Russians are nice but I get this image in my head of some drungo barman laughing you out the door

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 13:34:07 2016 No.8236193 >>8231019 Ew, red wine and coke?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 13:38:09 2016 No.8236203 >>8235759 Was going to correct this muppet until I saw you had - good shout big son. There'll be nothing bad said about the nectar of the gods, courtesy of the good Benedictine Monks of Buckfast Abbey

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 13:44:11 2016 No.8236216 You want to get pissed drunk? Then just buy rum and cola plus a six pack If you want to feel like a little pretentious faggot then just use that stupid cocktail app you have in your iPhone. I hate you so much faggot.

Anonymous Mon Oct 31 13:52:13 2016 No.8236240

>>8236216
I don't want to get too drunk, since it's my first time. I just want to drink enough to feel it a little, and to give myself a little confidence if I end up having my first drink at a club or something.

And I don't recall my phone having a cocktail app. So I don't know what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 13:54:23 2016 No.8236246 >>8230845 I always say start with the easier stuff, try a nice glass of rum since that's stuff is easy to drink as a first timer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 13:54:39 2016 No.8236247 File: 567 KB, 1377x1545, Bloch-SermonOnTheMount.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do not drink alcohol my good friends. https://youtu.be/bF_vexfVaOA?t=457

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 13:58:45 2016 No.8236259 >>8230845 Also, try a little bit of any liquor you're thinking of trying straight first before you mix them together with anything. I've had times where the Vodka was just perfectly fine by itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 14:10:37 2016 No.8236279 >>8230845 >White Russian as your first drink why not have a Chocolate Choo-Choo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 14:31:46 2016 No.8236319 Cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 14:35:46 2016 No.8236324 >>8230853 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 14:38:41 2016 No.8236329 >>8236247 eat a dick you hag i'll drink myself to death if i damn well please

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 18:55:11 2016 No.8236821 >>8230865 Yeeeee

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 19:04:12 2016 No.8236840 >>8236329 You are mistaken if you think death is where it ends, and you are mistaken further if you think you'll have a say in what comes next. I most humbly suggest you to stop drinking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 19:33:58 2016 No.8236886 if you're turning 18 and looking for a first drink then you don't deserve one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 19:38:42 2016 No.8236891 >>8230845 Beer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 20:04:29 2016 No.8236926 >>8236840 Can religioustards please shove their illogical propaganda somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 20:24:28 2016 No.8236957 >>8230845 Bourbon.

Anonymous Mon Oct 31 20:41:56 2016 No.8236994

On a related note, I have a jacket with medium-sized inside pockets. I've been prepping it to be my jacket for parties (cigars, lighter, etc.), and I'm looking for a small container to hold a few shots worth of good-quality alcohol. Any recommendations?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 21:05:47 2016 No.8237046 >>8236886 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 21:18:12 2016 No.8237073 >>8230845 You sure you didn't get your first drink in the womb?

Anonymous Mon Oct 31 21:29:50 2016 No.8237098

>>8236994
A small container on the cheap would be those tiny 3 oz hotel listerine bottles they give you.

A small container on the fly: Stanley adventure stainless steel cask, but if you want the built in shot glass, go for the Stone Cask Shot Flask.

Need to go through a metal detector? They make plastic bag ones, too.

Oh, you wanted recommendations for booze? Literally anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 21:37:30 2016 No.8237106 >>8230913 fucking aye mate

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 21:37:32 2016 No.8237107 >>8230845 white russians are nice but don't ever get em at bars

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 21:43:49 2016 No.8237119 >>8237098 No, you were right with the containers. Thanks for the advice, those are some good ones.

Anonymous Mon Oct 31 21:48:11 2016 No.8237124

>>8234528
desu that menu looks pretty terrible, screams try-hard but without any creativity - all of the drinks seem *twists* on something that would be better without the twist. What you should be looking for is simplicity, esp. if you're only starting to drink cocktails

and a whisky sour with egg white is the way to go, fucking godly

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 21:50:41 2016 No.8237128 >>8235756 this.

Anonymous Mon Oct 31 23:19:42 2016 No.8237276

>>8230845
if you like milkshakes heaps then this is a good idea. It's a very easy drink to down if you're a little experienced with vodka. My younger brother thought it was insanely potent though when i gave him a sip when he was 16. Beer is easy, not everyone likes that flavour though. Gin & tonic, rum & coke or vodka & lemonade might be the easiest at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 23:40:12 2016 No.8237311 >>8231334 ok that actually sounds good af >>8231341 bailey's has a consistency similar to mucus

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:52:51 2016 No.8237446

>>8230845
just straight chilled whiskey, cool to the touch not cold. from a tin/steel cup or glass.

a mans first drink should be something with decent bite and simple taste, it should be something refined, but rough enough to feel in as it goes down.

A good rum or bourbon is acceptable if you can't find good whiskey

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:54:48 2016 No.8237448 >>8230845 vodka, tequila and whiskey one after another. pick your brand it don't matter just dont get the cheap stuff. thats what i did my first time and I became very sick, but the 3 hours before that were awesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:14:08 2016 No.8237469 >>8236840 Jesus turned water into wine though

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:28:49 2016 No.8237491 >tfw raised as catholic >tfw ambivalent towards drinking b/c church wine Feels good, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:35:31 2016 No.8237501 rum and coke screwdriver malibu rum and orange juice vodka and any soda (except for ginger ale; it doesn't mask the taste of vodka, only makes it worse) stay safe and try not to drink alone, remember to have fun :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:35:53 2016 No.8237502 File: 57 KB, 900x900, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8236840 Take your higher cause and stuff it, you lousy charlatan!

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:38:15 2016 No.8237507
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>>8230845
alcohol tastes nothing like you expect it to. start slow or you're just going to permanently ruin good drinks for yourself.

go beer -> straight hard liquor (with chasers) -> cocktails/mixed drinks

if you think you're too good for beer, then start off with like coke and whiskey then, that's probably the only alcoholic mixed drink you can have a chance of enjoying when you don't know what liquor tastes like

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:46:19 2016 No.8237523 Bourbon, straight bourbon You pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:51:29 2016 No.8237534 >>8237491 >Raised as a catholic >Still thinks alcohol is a bigger problem than faith Fuck me, I'd start sucking it back now to pad your fall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 01:53:34 2016 No.8237540 >>8237534 You misunderstand me, mate. I'm no longer catholic, and I couldn't give two shits if you drink.

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:05:48 2016 No.8237565

room temperature guinness, on tap. actually, a really fresh ale, like Firestone Luponic Distortion #1, is really tasty. i mean really tasty. or, a Trappist Ale like Chimay. or Mead, honey wine. go for classics. wine is good too, of course. fuck hard alcohol, its too harsh. single pot, alembic brandy, with a dash of water to soften it, is the best hard liquor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:06:59 2016 No.8237568 >>8231316 neat whiskey is also good, i agree (mead guy)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:07:41 2016 No.8237569 Try sangria. It's a good entry point for red wines.

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:11:16 2016 No.8237572

>>8233040
drug alcohol counselor here: if you really like what etoh does to you, and dont feel normal wihout it, do not take another drink as long as you live. tobacco and alcohol are the worst drugs in the world, hands down. but with alcohol, small amounts, occasionally, can be fun, esp. if its with good people and its a good flavor, not something to get shit faced with. a full 5 course italian or french meal, over 2 hours, with 3 or 4 wines, is wonderful. 18-24 yr olds should not drink, but it should be legal, to avoid binge and hidden drinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:13:23 2016 No.8237574 >>8236193 Don't knock it until you try it. It makes gutterwine slightly better. Also, replace red wine with dry ginger ale for an even better meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:16:10 2016 No.8237577 >>8236240 you want a mixed drink? gimlets are fun. how about be classy and order a vodka martini? and, as always, whiskey, neat, also known as bourbon and branch water. try to be a man about this. fuck etoh with juice, thats for pussies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:18:07 2016 No.8237581 >>8237446 abso fucking lutely. make your ancestors proud. choose the drink of your forefathers. russians for instance will drink vodka, room temperature, with a clove of garlic. turns you into Putin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:20:20 2016 No.8237584 >>8236279 >come back to thread like 12 hours later >nobody got the joke y'all gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:26:14 2016 No.8237592 >>8237584 What's the joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:26:56 2016 No.8237593 >>8237592 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 02:31:38 2016 No.8237596 >>8237593 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 03:13:51 2016 No.8237624 >>8231730 hahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 07:12:14 2016 No.8237977 >>8230864 your friends have never drunk beer. corona and heineken are so far removed from one another. just have a beer ya cunt!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 07:27:13 2016 No.8237996 >>8237977 So which one doesn't taste like yeast? What's a good tasting beer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 07:29:19 2016 No.8237999 >>8230864 don't order white russians, make them yourself. the milk at bars and shit is always stale

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 07:33:23 2016 No.8238003 >>8232395 no but they force themselves to like it

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 07:33:32 2016 No.8238004

>>8237996

Corona is light and kinda skunky to smell, but is very light and refreshing, you can jam a lime down the throat of the bottle if you want. Heineken is good solid lager that has a clean aftertaste.

Do a dr pepper shooter. They taste exactly like dr pepper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 07:38:41 2016 No.8238010 >>8232791 Surprisingly easy to do since it taste exactly like chocolate cake. It's like chugging down a glass of chocolate milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 07:40:18 2016 No.8238012 >>8230845 >>>8230845 >any mixed drink with everclear in it, the more sugar the better >alternatively get some four loko and mix it with red bull Slow down there Satan

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 07:43:48 2016 No.8238018 >>8231019 >beton a fernet fuj

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:09:51 2016 No.8238057 >>8230845 If you've never got properly drunk before start with beer, take it slow and don't drink on an empty stomach. After that Gin and Tonic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:11:26 2016 No.8238059 >>8230845 >>8238057 Or if you're a little bitch/woman start with a sweet cider (assuming you get that in Australia). Any of the Scadenavian-style cider, for example.

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:19:36 2016 No.8238070
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>>8237996
150 Lashes is a great beer for a first time. Has a bit if a fruity flavour and is available pretty much everywhere in Australia.
Also, just take it slow and have fun. Don't feel pressured to get wasted your first time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:21:46 2016 No.8238075 >>8230845 >I've put off drinking any kind of alcohol up until this point You fucking what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:23:18 2016 No.8238077 Most of this thread is retard as fuck. Cider is good to start Beer is god but takes a while to enjoy it. Start with heinikin. I also enjoy mojitos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:24:24 2016 No.8238082 I though the only thing you're legally allowed to drink in Australia is lager?

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:25:32 2016 No.8238084

>>8238075
It's called being autistic anon. I didn't touch any drink until I was 18 either. I made up for lost time pretty quickly though.
>>8238082
They wanted to ban Vegemite in some places because the Abbos were using it to brew beer to get around alcohol bans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:27:48 2016 No.8238087 >>8238082 At one point rum was used for currency in Australia. Are you American or from the UK? I swear to god those fuckwits have some of the strangest ideas about Australia, despite having access to the Internet to remove their ignorance.

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:28:01 2016 No.8238088

>>8238075
Yeah, kinda weird I know. I've got a pretty religious family and if they found out that I drank any kind of alcohol at the parties I went to then they'd disown me.

So now that I'm an adult and legally allowed to purchase alcohol, I'm able to go do whatever I want and stay out long enough so that by the time I get home the effects have worn off.

>>8238082
Nope. As far as I know, once you're 18 you can purchase and smoke cigarettes, and purchase whatever kind of alcohol you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:28:04 2016 No.8238089 File: 231 KB, 768x1024, guinness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So fucking good

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:29:27 2016 No.8238096 >>8238084 >>8238087 I was making a Foster's joke.

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:36:36 2016 No.8238103

>>8238088
>So now that I'm an adult and legally allowed to purchase alcohol, I'm able to go do whatever I want and stay out long enough so that by the time I get home the effects have worn off.
You'd be better to find a friend's house to stay at overnight if possible. Certainly don't start with anything stronger than beer or cider if you want to keep your drunkenness to manageable levels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:46:45 2016 No.8238115 The first time I drank alcohol I downed half a bottle of vodka and ended up wrestling some dude three times my weight in the middle of my friend's front lawn and pissing in a closet. Drinking responsibly is boring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:49:51 2016 No.8238122 >>8231019 never mix wine with something! that's rape

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:55:54 2016 No.8238130 >>8238122 desu just don't drink wine period. Wine drunk is the worst kind of drunk from all the acid and sugar. A glass or two is fine, but if you're looking to get tipsy beer or liquor is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:56:58 2016 No.8238134 >>8238130 I didn't say desu, what the fuck is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 09:02:59 2016 No.8238142 >>8234618 never mix wine, even if it's cheap

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 09:05:06 2016 No.8238148 >>8238134 You're tripping the negro filters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 12:31:23 2016 No.8238531 >>8238134 Hownew.ru

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 18:59:14 2016 No.8239525 >>8231377 This or a bloody mary. Shit is so cash desu

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 19:04:16 2016 No.8239537

>>8230845
>and now I want to go all out
My best advice to you is not to go overboard - in one sitting at least.

You don't want to be like me when I turned 21, sucking down an entire bottle of Peppermint Schnapps, getting hungry enough to eat two pounds of beef and vomiting all over the toilet before climbing in my bed to pass out with my pants around my ankles and an unwiped ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 19:40:20 2016 No.8239661 Vodka and sprite

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 20:23:39 2016 No.8239790 >>8239537 The best way to learn to drink is by getting dangerously fucked up once. You'll never do it again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 20:27:17 2016 No.8239799 >>8230845 liquid meme. but white russians are fantastic. use a good vodka and some form of cream or whole milk. bad vodka ruins it so bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 20:28:16 2016 No.8239801 >>8234460 You won't be disappointed. Just watch how much you drink. It's a bit deceptive since it really doesn't taste very boozy. You'll be 3 or 4 in before you start to feel the effects and by then you're beyond the "Oh shit I drank too much" stage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 20:31:00 2016 No.8239809 >>8239790 >You'll never do it again HA, good one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 20:36:31 2016 No.8239819 >>8239809 We aren't all retarded/alcoholics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 20:38:16 2016 No.8239821 >>8239790 Not true

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 20:38:47 2016 No.8239825 Bundy OP rum, m8.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 20:38:56 2016 No.8239826 >>8230845 Get an ale of some sort and a shot of whiskey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 20:39:29 2016 No.8239830 >>8239821 Get some self-control.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:30:40 2016 No.8239958 >>8234547 "Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:02:39 2016 No.8241302 >>8238142 Why shouldn't someone enjoy a nice wine coctail? If you are mixing Moutoun Rothschild you should have your ass removed, but nothing wrong with mixing up a 3 dollar wine with coke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:03:55 2016 No.8241306 >>8239826 Thats called a boilermaker. My fave drink.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 21:17:36 2016 No.8242883 >>8230845 A White Russian with a splash of vanilla coke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:55:44 2016 No.8243558 >>8239958 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 14:27:19 2016 No.8244731 >>8230913 ahhh good memories!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 14:29:30 2016 No.8244744 >>8233040 >YOU WILL DIE about fucking time

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 14:36:23 2016 No.8244770 Not OP, but I've never had a cocktail before. I've had all kinds of beer, and shots of vodka and some other spirits, and had some wine before. What should my first cocktail be? I was thinking something like Old Fashioned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 14:38:31 2016 No.8244775 >>8244770 Manhattan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 14:55:00 2016 No.8244815 >>8237572 Raging alcoholic here. This guy is correct. I still love booze in almost every way, even though it led me to crashing my life into the ground. I also smoke and I sincerely hope I don't make it to 40.

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