/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8219270]

>american school """"""""""food"""""""""

[Anonymous No.8219275]

why do they always have milk with their meals ?
it terrifies me, and from what I've seen it's not a meme

[Anonymous No.8219277]

We don't do bagged drinks in America.

[Anonymous No.8219278]

Hourly
Yuropoor
Obsession
Thread

[Anonymous No.8219279]

>>8219270
That's Canadian

[Anonymous No.8219284]

>>8219270
>bagged milk
nice try hoser

[Anonymous No.8219285]

[Anonymous No.8219290]

>>8219275
What do you have against milk

[Anonymous No.8219291]

>>8219275
Because it tastes good and allows us to destroy every other country in the olympics.

[Anonymous No.8219292]

>>8219275
>i am afraid of the possibility that kids drink milk included in government selected meal plans

explain yourself

[Anonymous No.8219294]

>i-its c-c-canadian

[Anonymous No.8219298]

>>8219270
. youre not supposed to drink them you put them in your backpack forget about em for a week or two and then launch that bitch at lunchtime towards someones head and watch the accumulated curds and rancid stench engulf your victim. In elementary you can press on the bag with your index finger and make it look like titties.

[Anonymous No.8219300]

yummy american school lunch

[Anonymous No.8219301]

I drank like 3 sometimes 4 cartons of milk by the time I was in highschool

[Anonymous No.8219303]

>>8219298
Samefagging but i used to also get some boxed chocolate milk with taz on it in elementary. Shit was pretty good

[Anonymous No.8219304]

[Anonymous No.8219306]

>>8219270
>hourly obsessed yuropoor thread

[Anonymous No.8219311]

yummo

[Anonymous No.8219313]

>>8219270
Something tells me that's not American.

[Anonymous No.8219314]

>>8219278
>>8219306

>damage control

[Anonymous No.8219316]

>>8219294
>Nebraska
That's part of Canada you retard

[Anonymous No.8219317]

>>8219294
Well shit. Glad I got out of there before Michele Obama got her hands on school lunch programs.

[Anonymous No.8219318]

>>8219306
Morbid curiosity is not the same as obsession my diabetic friend.

[Anonymous No.8219319]

wow I'm missing out

[Anonymous No.8219322]

>>8219313
>fat free
You're correct

[Anonymous No.8219326]

my public school food was shit, but not THAT shit.

thanks obama's wife

[Anonymous No.8219328]

Thank god i wasn't poor. My private school's dining hall had god-tier cuisine

[Anonymous No.8219334]

>yuros try to point out how fucked things are in America
>OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED FUCK YOU YUROPOOR MUH FEELINGS

[Anonymous No.8219340]

>>8219334
Things really aren't all that bad 2bh. Yuros really are just that obsessed. Quite flattering though.

[Anonymous No.8219343]

>>8219334
>multiple "WHY AMERICANS DO X???" threads a day
>not obsession
>getting this mad at being called out

[Anonymous No.8219344]

>>8219334
>yuropoors regurgitate the same bullshit every thread and talk endlessly about America
>I-I-I'm not obsessed, I'm just trying to help! S-shart in mart, haha!

[Anonymous No.8219345]

>>8219270
Nice bait senpai, but if you're truly too stupid to realize that the person clearly brought that package with them, then I am sorry.

[Anonymous No.8219346]

>>8219285
That's a big snail.

[Anonymous No.8219347]

>>8219326
There is no way you went to a public school, anon.
I know this much from your poor grammar.

[Anonymous No.8219351]

>>8219347
Public schools in the US are state schools.

[Anonymous No.8219354]

>>8219347
>poor grammar
Because I used 'shit' instead of 'shitty' in that sentence? How new are you?

[Anonymous No.8219361]

>>8219351
The district I live in is independent cause the school brings in a good amount of money from its football program and it's also an oil town so it gets money from the county. Unfortunately I never went there but I've heard they have good food by school lunch standards.

[Anonymous No.8219368]

>>8219354
Nope.
Re-read your post, or even better get your carer to critique it for you.
He'll be more used to conversing with you using words of two syllables or less.
If you would like more help I can put you in contact with some charitable organizations that may be able to help with your condition.

[Anonymous No.8219372]

>>8219347
That's how you know for certain they did.

[Anonymous No.8219382]

>>8219368
save the sardonic faggotry for reddit. just because i type informally, which is fine since we're on a cooking board on a fucking japanes-themed website, doesn't mean i'm unaware of proper grammar/punctuation you jerk off.

[Anonymous No.8219390]

>>8219275
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XRCj8LVTRyA

[Anonymous No.8219394]

>>8219294
Why is this a bad thing?
The ??? sandwich aside, the milk bag is a good idea.

Or it would be. I can see niggers throwing bags of milk across the room at each other being a problem.

[Anonymous No.8219396]

>>8219394
My guess it's cheaper to pack than cartons

[Anonymous No.8219397]

>>8219294

That's nothing new, my middle school had those milk pouches back in the late 90's.

People would throw them on top of the covered walkways (this was in florida) and in a couple of weeks they would explode from rancid gas build up. Walking through the stench was like walking into hell.

[Anonymous No.8219400]

Why even give a shit
oh thats right most of you are still in highschool and have to actually care about what the school is serving instead of being an adult and buying your own damn food

[Anonymous No.8219401]

Hourly

Yuropoor

Obsession

Thread

[Anonymous No.8219405]

>>8219400
I'm more intrigued on how shitty Michele fucked up school lunches.

[Anonymous No.8219407]

>>8219334
Is it normal to casually shit yourself in public in America?

[Anonymous No.8219410]

>>8219407
No.

[Anonymous No.8219415]

>>8219407
we use the smell to signal other shoppers around the area that there's a good sale going on in that aisle.

[Anonymous No.8219420]

>>8219407
yes

[Anonymous No.8219423]

>>8219400
maybe we like quality for our kids, and not shit? especially with the amount of money schools ask 4. hard to grasp isnt it

[Anonymous No.8219428]

>>8219423
It's expensive to get quality food when there are millions upon millions of kids to feed you know.

[Anonymous No.8219443]

>>8219311
The fuck is that

[Anonymous No.8219450]

>>8219270
>americans
>bagged milk

pick one

[Anonymous No.8219454]

>>8219275
To get strong bones. Duh

[Anonymous No.8219456]

>>8219278
HYOT?

[Anonymous No.8219459]

>>8219316

Are you trolling?
Nebraska is in the United States.

>>8219279

We might buy milk in bags but we don't use it/drink it like that. They definitely do not sell milk bags in school. Not sure if I've ever seen bagged chocolate milk honestly.

[Anonymous No.8219461]

>>8219456
HYOT.

[Anonymous No.8219471]

>>8219400
>mfw I became an adult and got a job
>now I get KFC every day for lunch and buy a bunch of candybars for snacking on when my shift ends

[Anonymous No.8219484]

>>8219300
top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.8219486]

>>8219319
who made this, Apu?

[Anonymous No.8219488]

>>8219459
>Nebraska is in the United States.
Clearly not since milk is in bags

[Anonymous No.8219489]

>>8219275
lobbying

[Anonymous No.8219510]

>>8219275
Big Milk paid govt representative a lot of money back in the day

[Anonymous No.8219527]

>>8219277
Speak for yourself. I did

[Anonymous No.8219541]

>>8219279
no french = not canadian

[Anonymous No.8219585]

>>8219277
An elementary school in the same county as the one I attended apparently did have them. At least for a few years. We had regular cartons for milk, foil-covered cups for juice.

I have no fond memories of the rectangle pizza people like to bring up. But, there were these red desserts that were somewhere in between water ice and a popsicle. The package was in these weird shapes that I can't think of some sort of "-hedron."

[Anonymous No.8219616]

if you dont like it don't eat it

[Anonymous No.8219640]

>>8219428
They literally charge for school lunches now, so they could do it.

[Anonymous No.8219650]

>>8219640
>They literally charge for school lunches now
they charged for school lunched when I was in elementary school in the early 90s

[Anonymous No.8219809]

>>8219640
We were always charged in KY, unless your parents' income qualified you for free or reduced lunches.

[Anonymous No.8219842]

>>8219351
It might vary by state, I live in Connecticut and our town's public highschool had something like chartwells, whereas my sibling went to a state-funded technical highschool that served absolute dogshit food and the students had to pay for ketchup packets.

[Anonymous No.8219880]

>>8219277
I went to a sped school and we got bagged milk, and play army tanks with them. Your childhood a shit.

[Anonymous No.8219882]

>>8219294
>1000000000000 hours in MSPaint

[Anonymous No.8219950]

>>8219275
Dude, be happy it's milk as often as it is. Most of the country is drinking Soda, and it's killing people.

[Anonymous No.8220045]

>>8219346
4 u

[Anonymous No.8220054]

>>8219300
this triggers memories of early '90.s eastern european elementary school. "Hotdogs" consisted of a frankfurter wrapped in a slice of rye bread and slathered with mustard if you wanted. Coupled with instant tea(same as for hospitals or army) in tin handle-less cups and an apple. Shit was good desu.

[Anonymous No.8220062]

>>8219270
I can't imagine how shit it is now. It was bad when I went and I graduated from hs ten years ago. I remember they used to give us bread sticks and sauce. Wtf.

[Anonymous No.8220063]

>>8219304
Stop complaining and eat your greens, kid.

[Anonymous No.8220071]

>>8219585

[Anonymous No.8220088]

>>8220071
we were allowed to have as many of those as we wanted in elementary school during the lunch period, but I absolutely HATED the fucking things

what they did have that I really liked was like a corn dog, but instead of cornbread it was pancake and instead of dog it was sausage

[Anonymous No.8220121]

When I was in elementary school, half pints of milk were six cents each and a whole lunch was thirty-five cents. By the time I got to high school, lunch was a dollar. But many of us spent that dollar on a joint. We smoked our lunch. Back then, high school students were allowed to smoke. They even gave us two smoke breaks during the school day.

-Graduated 1988.

[Anonymous No.8220125]

>>8220121
Greek here, also graduated in 1988. In my school, we were even permitted to have anal sex with the teacher during our breaks. On the receiving end, of course.

[Anonymous No.8220126]

>>8220121
Tell us another story, grandpa

[Anonymous No.8220129]

>>8220126
Iraqi here, also graduated in 1988. In my school, in addition to our smoke breaks, we had breaks during which we could stone the female students to death.

[Anonymous No.8220345]

>>8219407
I think there's some dietary supplement that gives you really unnoticeable oily squirts. Notice how most of them are big fat people.

[Anonymous No.8220352]

>>8219318
Sadly, it isn't far off when these Yank threads become daily occurrence.

[Anonymous No.8220362]

In America, there is a main dish served per day. So Monday, Tuesday, etc would be different shit. But Chicken Sandwiches, Pizza, and Burgers were always served a la carte if you weren't feeling the main meal.

If you were smart, you'd go into the main line, since it lead to all the rest of them, got the main meal, and when the workers weren't looking, grabbed a chicken sandwich or a burger and hid it in between your backpack and your back.

This was the best way to get /fit/. You could pocket an extra milk box also if you had the opportunity. Florida here, the school food system differs depending on the states though.

[Anonymous No.8220391]

>>8219294
I remember my elementary school tried to switch us to bagged milk; until all the kids started putting them in their shirts and pretending they had breast implants...
They ended up switching back to cartons.

[Anonymous No.8220408]

>>8220391
hah
we had milk bags but never figured that out

[Anonymous No.8220416]

>>8219275
>>8219510
And how tall are you superior non-milk drinkers?

[Anonymous No.8220419]

>>8219314
>damage control
the cycle continues retard

[Anonymous No.8220422]

>>8219415
americans are truly the next step in evolution

[Anonymous No.8220426]

>>8219640
even in liberal massachusetts they charged for lunches (unless if you qualified for the free or reduced lunch)

[Anonymous No.8220430]

>>8219300
>>8220054
I remember in elementary school we'd take our rubber hotdogs and throw them down hard on the table and see how far they'd bounce in the air, was super fun

[Anonymous No.8220448]

tfw went to private school and never had to deal with this shit

[Anonymous No.8220525]

>>8219459
>Nebraska is in the United States.

Yeah, sure. Also Miami is part of Florida, and Texas definitely isn't Mexico.

[Anonymous No.8220539]

>>8219298
Calm down, Satan.

[Anonymous No.8220736]

Lithuanian school food. Pretty okay desu.

[Anonymous No.8220744]

>he didn't have parents that cared about them and made them lunch every day

[Anonymous No.8220762]

>>8220345
it's the artificial sweetener then

[Anonymous No.8220793]

>>8220121
Russian here, also graduated in 1988. In my school, we were even permitted to leave school grounds during break to watch security forces storm the gymnasium with rocket launchers and tanks, killing a majority of the student body in the process.

[Anonymous No.8220800]

>>8219585
the square pizzas SUCKED

[Anonymous No.8220805]

>>8219275
my school lunch every friday from grades 1-8 was milk, banana and pizza.

it makes me ill to think about. truly we are barbarians.

[Anonymous No.8220825]

>>8219294
I had these in my elementary school in Texas.
Yes milk got everywhere all the time.

[Anonymous No.8220841]

>>8220736
What is the white stuff?

[Anonymous No.8220862]

>>8220805
And how tall are you now?

[Anonymous No.8220877]

>>8220862
6'5

[bong No.8220906]

>>8219270

That looks like fun.

[Anonymous No.8220933]

>>8219311
Actually had this in school about 10 years ago in Virginia. Hot dog bun toasted with cheese, bland marinara and corn. It's like the lunch ladies forgot how to lunch.

[Anonymous No.8220941]

>>8219294
Fuck, we're turning into leafs

[Anonymous No.8220947]

>>8219950
Lol good

[Anonymous No.8220956]

>burger and chocolate milk

Why are americans so fat and retarded bros?

[Anonymous No.8221252]

>>8220416
>tfw drank milk everyday growing up
>tfw still ended up short

[Anonymous No.8221263]

Only the poor kids and the kids whos parents didnt give a shit about them ate the school food anyway. 25 years ago the shit was nasty, made by stinky old women, and served out of what only can be described as what a fast food kitchen would look like if all the managers on earth suddenly disappeared for 20 years

Also, your pic, is from Canada, not the US

[Anonymous No.8221274]

>>8219270
Bleh.. I remember in elementary school when they switched from milk cartons to plastic pouches. You can really taste the plastic

[Anonymous No.8221275]

lol the obsession threads always make me laugh, it's nice to know that all the other countries in the world are so obsessed with you that they even take the time to criticize our school meals. I mean it's not like you ever see threads about other countries school meals, the obsession is real.

[Anonymous No.8221282]

>>8219585
Lol I remember those. It's the same shape as the Wendy's sour cream units.. somewhat pyramidy

[Anonymous No.8221285]

>>8221275
morbid curiosity is not the same as obsession, diabetic-anon.

[Anonymous No.8221287]

[Anonymous No.8221293]

>>8220800
In my jail they get the same square pizzas and they get 2 of them.
Then after they have all their trays prepared us officers get the rest of the leftovers for our food and can take as much as we want.
The thing that surprised me the most is that most of the jail food is the exact same food my high-school served, except we had to pay for it in high school

[Anonymous No.8221304]

>>8219650
They've literally always charged for school lunch, I'm guessing that guy was a poorfag who was on free lunch and too stupid to realize it.

[Anonymous No.8221326]

>>8220054
Better than most American school lunches

[Anonymous No.8221335]

>americans get food at school
what the fuck?

[Thisguylol No.8221339]

>>8219270
>>american school """"""""""food"""""""""
I remember in pre school they gave use those milk bags but the choco milk was spoiled was gross as fuk and they didnt even know such trash

[Anonymous No.8221349]

>>8219294
Looks like a mess waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.8221358]

>people bitching about cost-saving public lunches prepared with materials chosen by the government to support lobbies

Do none of you fucks realize you don't have to buy the lunches and you can pack your own? My mother always did up until middle school, then I was responsible for packing my own, but there was usually always some kind of turkey-based deli meat, whole wheat bread, fruit, and small snack available in my house, so I did alright. Some of the meals she packed me when I was in elementary were absolute garbage though, like an American cheese sandwich with only mustard as a condiment, zero meat or vegetables. I would never do that to my child, I have no idea why she did it to me

>yes I do, we were fucking poor

[Anonymous No.8221401]

>>8219275
THEY'RE PUTTING FLUORIDE IN THE MILK

[Anonymous No.8221405]

Man what's with all these crappy school lunches I always see, did you guys all go to poor schools or something? My high school and middle school lunches were great, we had a whole area in the cafeteria where you could pick whatever you wanted, everything from pizza to salads and chicken nuggets, I liked their grilled chicken with rice, it was like a restaurant buffet, they even had a row of cashiers and everything, you paid with a prepaid debit card provided by the school that your parents put money on.

[Anonymous No.8221414]

>>8221405
Michele Obama got her hands on it to try and get American kids to lose weight and this is the end result. Though when I was going to school, we had some pretty good food as well. I am so saddened for kids nowadays who have to eat this shit. Except for when I lived in North Carolina. Used to live in Lumberton and went to the ghetto school. That place was fucking trash inside and out.

[Anonymous No.8221423]

>tfw British and miss school dinners
In high school the dinner ladies made fresh sausage rolls and calzones which I got for free every morning cause poorfag
Fucking delish

[Anonymous No.8221428]

>>8221275
Someone hasn't seen the constant threads on Reddit where Americans are amazed by Nordic countries school meals then

[Anonymous No.8221458]

>>8220841
very, very overcooked rice

[Anonymous No.8221485]

>>8221428
You're right; We haven't.

[Anonymous No.8221490]

There are non americans right now worried about what our kids eat in school what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.8221678]

>>8220736
that rice looks worse than tv dinner mashed potatoes

[Anonymous No.8221712]

>>8221287
Fuck Yeah! Pizza Friday!

[Anonymous No.8221736]

>>8221423
>tfw British
> high school
> calzones
I'm British and there is something wrong here!

[Anonymous No.8221740]

>>8221428
>reddit
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.8221803]

>>8219343
It's not our fault you guys have such shit taste in everything related to food.
You spoon your spaghettis, or don't spin them altogether. You use ANIMAL FAT to cook. Your kids ACTUALLY WANT macdonald's.

[Anonymous No.8221809]

>>8219443
I think it's two microwave paninis that fused their cheese together

[Anonymous No.8221814]

>>8220416
1.90cm, fuck you

[Anonymous No.8221821]

>>8219270
>fatfree chocolate milk
but why, what does that even mean.

[Anonymous No.8221828]

>>8219396
yes but why is that bad?

[Anonymous No.8221835]

I saw michael moore's latest movie of 2015 and he said how french lunches are high compared to american caffeterias.

How accurate is that?

[Anonymous No.8221840]

>tfw in my european public school we had a personal, educated chef make food from fresh non-processed ingredients

[Anonymous No.8221918]

>>8221835
The majority of 1st world countries would actually qualify american lunches as illegal.

[Anonymous No.8221928]

>>8221840
>>tfw in my european public school we had a personal, educated chef make food from fresh non-processed ingredients
And that's why your countries are going bankrupt

[Anonymous No.8221934]

>>8221928

oh and yours isn't?

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

[Anonymous No.8221944]

>>8221928
no it's pretty much alright my friend.
the reason we can do this is because we don't have a horrific wage gap.

[Anonymous No.8221957]

[Anonymous No.8221962]

>>8221957
>remember these
ah yes, beef patties and cheese, really nostalgic :')

[Anonymous No.8221988]

>>8219270
That shit looks like prison food

[Anonymous No.8222004]

Actual food from my old lycée's cafeteria.
(yes it's a public one)

[Anonymous No.8222020]

>>8222004
Don't upset the Americans mate.
In every American food thread - nobody posts anything.

Yet when it comes to other countries they are happy to post memes.

it just goes to show that America has nothing to offer culinary-wise .. .but we all knew that anyway.

[Anonymous No.8222034]

>>8222020
desu this is from one of the three festive meals of the year wich explains the cookies and the tian, but we still had a little salad, a pastry, a mini loaf, as many fruits as you want and a main dish where you chose between two veggies and two meats. None of thoses weird trays shit.
It's all I can find online since I don't have pics from back then.
What really cracks me up is there is never a glass or non-plastic utensils on the pictures.

[Anonymous No.8222051]

>>8222004
Jesus, that looks better than you can get at 95% of amerilard restaurants!

[Anonymous No.8222063]

>>8219407
Depends on the state.

[Anonymous No.8222084]

>>8220391
at my school we made "tanks" and shot milk at each other with the straws

[Anonymous No.8222092]

I didn't have to eat the garbage they served at my school, my mother made me my lunch every day for 13 years. Chicken salad sandwich, fruit, a granola bar, and water.

[Anonymous No.8222095]

>>8221287
where's the ranch? The square with the pretzel/mustard should just be a ranch trough for dipping

[Anonymous No.8222101]

>>8222034
I went to school many years ago I we all had glasses and metal cutlery . . .maybe Americans can't be trusted with them.

But when I went to school it wasn't a cafeteria type thing - you had what you were given, there was none if this - "But I'm a Vegan rubbish" !

We had great meals and we had a 'Dinner Lady' who would watch us return our plates and if they were half-full, she would send us back to our table to finish it!

True story.

[Anonymous No.8222132]

>>8222101
That's how it went for me too in maternal school, after that it's been cafeteria

[Anonymous No.8222199]

>>8221678
That's porridge.

[Anonymous No.8222215]

>>8219285
>the tray is a more appetising shade of yellow than the corn

[Anonymous No.8222222]

looks good my dude

[Anonymous No.8222227]

>>8222222
WA LA NICE FAZOLI'S BROTHER

[Anonymous No.8222232]

>>8222222
Nice

[Anonymous No.8222239]

>>8222222
bone up the teeth

[Anonymous No.8222240]

>>8222222

[Anonymous No.8222244]

>>8222222

[Anonymous No.8222245]

>>8222222
HEXTUPLETS!!!

>>8222222
>>8222222
>>8222222
>>8222222
>>8222222

[Anonymous No.8222246]

>>8222222

[Anonymous No.8222247]

>>8220071
Juice**

[Anonymous No.8222254]

>>8221962
It's a tostada. My school had lettuce on ours too.