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>american cuisine

>> No.8213184
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>> No.8213188

>>8213180
This shit is done in Mexico, you eternally obsessed europoor.

>> No.8213333

>>8213188
Nice try but that's texmex shit

>> No.8213335

>>8213333
no it isn't. nice digits tho

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>>8213184

>> No.8213345
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>>8213184
What would possess someone to do this?

Who would find this appetizing?

For what purpose?

>> No.8213347
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8213347

>amerilards will defend this

>> No.8213361

>>8213335
Mb just looked it up. I'm ashamed that I share their blood.

>> No.8213362

>american anything

>> No.8213365

>>8213347
looks dry and plain as fuck.

>> No.8213366

>>8213347

I will. the founder is a former medical doctor engaging in a massive IRLItrollu who has publically stated that he wants people to eat his food and die until the publuc wakes up.

hats off, boys. A true American hero

>> No.8213378
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>search mexican street food term (ie "raspados", "tostilocos", "tortas, "elote", etc.) on yelp in your area
>post results

>> No.8213388

>>8213345
Americans and their fetishistic obsession with alcoholism

>> No.8213393
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>>8213366
>literally encouraging fat fucks to eat themselves to death
pretty clever tbqh

also smart, because those people are not gonna stop at one burger

>> No.8213412

>>8213393
i went here once. the food wasn't very good but it was a fun tourist attraction. I got like the lard chili cheese dog.

>> No.8213799

>>8213180
>>8213184
If an anon posted a thread of himself making these, there would be some giant cancerous screencap full of /v/-tier reaction faces. The first one in particular resembles the shit that prisoners do with their commissary food.

>> No.8213802

>hourly obsession thread

>> No.8213912

>>8213347
>regular onions instead of grilled
>non melted cheese
>have to add your own ketchup and mustard
0/10

>> No.8213922

>>8213180
but doritos are mexican food

>> No.8214359

>>8213188

That would make it american still, you idiot. OP didn't specify where in america it was.

>> No.8214897

>>8213180
how can you eat that disgusting sliced bread

>> No.8214918

don't europeans have anything better to do? we don't think about you, yet you seem obsessed with us

>> No.8215019

>>8213180
Could use some more lime juice

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>>8213184

>> No.8215074

>>8213412
>Lard chili cheese dog

Literally fucking WHAT?

>> No.8215079

>>8215074
*large
fucking autocorrect.

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>> No.8215092

>>8215081
>American cuisine
>post a webm from an Argentinian cooking channel
wew, lad.

>> No.8215101

>>8215081
Way too much food, but it looks delicious.

>> No.8215156

>>8214359
>implying that Europeans are referring to North American when they say "American"
So poutine and ceviche are American food too, right?

>> No.8215161

>>8215092
That's Austin TX you gigantic faggot.

>> No.8215168
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have a squid

>> No.8215224

>>8215092
Have you considered suicide?

>> No.8215235

>>8213180
>not even the bag ramen

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>>8213366
He even cooks his french fries in straight up lard

If you eat it all you get to be escorted out by a sexy nurse

Sounds pretty gud tb-h familia

>> No.8215268

>>8213180
Add ground beef, then it wouldn't be that bad.

>> No.8215271

>>8215168
that's adorable

>> No.8215280

>>8215081
this would be amazing if you split that with a bunch of friends

>> No.8215286

>>8214359
The United States is the only America worth mentioning and deep down every person in the western hemisphere knows that.

>> No.8215288

>>8213180
shit looks fire senpai

>> No.8215291

>>8215280
That's the point. I brought my mother and brother and his wife and kids there one day and we all loved it. It's franks barbecue in Austin Texas

>> No.8215309

>>8215254
Far left is pretty cute.

>> No.8215328

>>8215286
>western hemisphere
that makes no fucking sense you stupid self-centered inward looking dumb american
the only hemispheres you can refer without confusion are north and south

>> No.8215343

>>8215092
>Argentina not in America

You didn't pay attention in school, did you?

>> No.8215446

>>8215254
do all ugly americans smile like this?

>> No.8215480
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>>8215446
Americans have really bad teeth, it's a fact.

>> No.8215490

>>8215328
so...they don't teach basic geography in europe then?

>> No.8215542

>>8215168
that's mildly horrifying

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>> No.8215647

>>8215641
>BRRRAAAAPPP

>> No.8215696

>>8215641
What is this sludge even identifed as?

>> No.8215700

>>8215696
Diarrhoea.

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>>8215641

this really made me think

>> No.8215714

>>8215328
I'm from United Failures and I approve of this statement.

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>>8215168

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>>8215328
>the only hemispheres you can refer without confusion are north and south

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>>8213184

>> No.8215796

>>8213184
Enough internet for today

>> No.8215807

>>8215328
i think it's an arbitrary thing they teach us in high school. the western hemisphere is where the white ppl are, except australia

>> No.8215816

>>8215480
>Britain
>Less than 1

I CALL BULLSHIT

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>>8215168

>mfw it tries to escape on its last spurt of life

>> No.8215824

>>8215816
No you see they just don't get their teeth treated

>> No.8215826

>>8215168
Why exactly doesn't he cut its "legs" or, you know, kill it before extracting its fucking insides out?

>> No.8215840

>>8215826
>kill it before extracting its fucking insides out?

Apparently you failed to notice he was Asian.

>> No.8215867

>>8215309
>liking womanlets

>> No.8215904 [DELETED] 

>>8213347
>HeartAttackGrill


Deaths

The restaurant's spokesman, 575-pound (261 kg) Blair River, died on March 1, 2011, aged 29, from complications of pneumonia.[8] The Arizona location closed shortly thereafter, on May 31, 2011.[9]

The Dallas location suffered a similar fate within a few months after that. According to a blog entry in the Dallas Morning News,[10] as of October 12, 2011, the locks at the West End location were changed due to nonpayment of rent. Additionally, food critic Scott Reitz of the Dallas Observer reported being unable to reach the manager by phone and that the restaurant's official website had been "scrubbed of any Dallas location information".[11]

On February 11, 2012, a customer suffered what was reported to be an apparent heart attack while eating a "Triple Bypass Burger" at the grill.[12] Restaurant owner Jon Basso called 9-1-1 and the customer was taken to the hospital.[13][14] Reportedly patrons thought it was a stunt and started taking photos. Basso later said, "I actually felt horrible for the gentleman because the tourists were taking photos of him as if it were some type of stunt. Even with our own morbid sense of humor, we would never pull a stunt like that."[12]

In February 2013, an unofficial spokesman and daily patron, 52-year-old John Alleman, died of an apparent heart attack while waiting at a bus stop in front of the Las Vegas restaurant.[15] Other similar incidents include on April 21, 2012, when a woman fell unconscious while eating a Double Bypass Burger, drinking alcohol and smoking.[15][16]

>> No.8215922

>>8215490
>>8215781
Are you actually, clinically, retarded? North and south are defined by the direction to travel to the poles. You'll always end up at the poles if you keep travelling north/south. Now try going west, great, you're in America. Now go further west, great you're in Asia, then Europe, and then America again. How the fuck do you refer to anything as the western/eastern hemisphere without confusion, ie it being based on some arbitrary map?

>> No.8215926

>>8213184
THIS CANNOT BE REAL

>> No.8215929

>>8215922
All cardinal directions are arbitrary, because the way we position the earth is arbitrary.
The western and eastern hemispheres and split by the prime meridian and antimeridian, with the western hemisphere comprising of everything W E S T of the prime and east of the anti.
How are you actually this stupid?

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>>8215328
>>8215922
Unbelievably stupid.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Hemisphere

North and South also have no meaning from the perspective of extraplanetary travel, should we just give up on directions altogether, ya mongo?

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>> No.8215952

>>8215922
Someone's forgetting about the prime meridian

>> No.8215959

>>8215948
What the fuck.

>> No.8215960

>>8215929
Except they're not arbitrary, retard.

>> No.8215961

>>8215826
Decentralized nervous system. It's all still alive and feeling even if it's dismembered.

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>> No.8215973

>>8215964
I thought this was pretty retarded until I got to the vegan menu.

>> No.8215975

>>8215960
Not an argument

>> No.8215979

>>8215964
Why would you ever advertise using pictures of that "chili"