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8199720 No.8199720 [Reply] [Original]

I have a friend who has recently started dating a Japanese girl. I've tried to talk him out of it but he won't listen.
Anyway I'm going out to a nip restaurant with them this weekend and we're meeting up with some of her Jap friends.
How can I offend them as much as possible without resorting to outright racism?
I really need to rescue my buddy from these people.

>> No.8199799

>>8199720
As someone dating a charlie, don't fucking do it. Asian women know how to treat men, fuck white bitches.

>> No.8199816
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8199816

>>8199720
Talk about how great it was when we obliterated and incinerated the people of Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

>> No.8199818

>>8199720
Be happy for your friend you fucking perma virgin

>> No.8199823

stick your chopsticks straight up in the rice bowl

>> No.8199828

>>8199720
>>8199799
how do I get a jap gf? they seem so unapproachable.

>> No.8199834

Speak to them in broken Chinese.

>> No.8199842

>>8199823
Bullshit.
It means nothing to nips.

>> No.8199847

>>8199828
Why would you want a Japanese girlfriend in the first place?

>> No.8199855

>>8199720
Just skip the race reasons and fall to your knees and suck his dick

>> No.8199863

>>8199720
>How can I offend them as much as possible without resorting to outright racism?

How about you quit being a douche and try to get with one her friends? Nobody likes a cock blocking autistic. You ruin this for your friend he should beat the ever loving fuck out of you.

>> No.8199868

>>8199720
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you care if your friend is dating a Japanese girl? Are you that much of a control freak? STRAIGHTEN YOUR LIFE OUT, M8.

>> No.8199875

>>8199868

Why are you replying to such an obvious troll?

>> No.8199878

>>8199875
wouldn't be surprised if this was true at all

>> No.8199881

>>8199720
t. /pol/ spillover

>> No.8199899

>>8199720

Tell them all that you had a Japanese girlfriend and the worst part about breaking up with her was that you had to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

>> No.8199900

>>8199834
kek

>> No.8199912

>>8199899
Kekopotamus

>> No.8199914
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8199914

What did the Japanese girl say to the American G.I. when she pulled up her shirt?

How do like the Nipponese?

>> No.8199950

Talk about pearl harbor and how funny it was

>> No.8199979

>"Japanese people are great! My family has always gotten along with them! My grandpa even used to run an internment camp back in the day"

>> No.8199992

>>8199899
This being a roll bread and all, I lol'd at this.

>> No.8200019

>>8199828
Approach them, you loser.

>> No.8200033

>>8199914
i dont get it

>> No.8200142

Viet Nam fucking shit

>> No.8200159

>>8199720
I feel for you OP, they are a soulless, savage species.
Good luck with combating degeneracy, get him out of her sub-human claws.

>> No.8200201

Remind them that a third bomb could drop any day