Where/what was your worst restraunt experience?

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Anonymous Mon Oct 17 22:49:24 2016 No.8195126 [Reply] [Original]

Where/what was your worst restraunt experience?

Anonymous Mon Oct 17 22:55:33 2016 No.8195152

eh, nothing too major, but there was one time i went to an Old Chicago and waited 30 minutes and had literally ZERO service. no water or anything, multiple employees walked right past us

or a really shitty, overcooked steak from Applebees with the worlds saddest looking mushrooms. tipped $0.02 because fuck them

Anonymous Mon Oct 17 22:57:52 2016 No.8195161

>Went to my favorite takeout place
>Order the 5 tenders meals, extra ranch, with a side of french fries and hush puppies
>Get it home
>One of the tendies is half the size of the other
I went back there, threw the ranch at the menu board, and haven't been back since.
Fuck them

Anonymous Mon Oct 17 23:03:01 2016 No.8195174

>Hungover as christ
>Living in the middle of Seoul at the time, between banpodong and gangnamgu
>Nobody speaks any english whatsoever
>Go into a soup house and pantomime drinking, and then painful head and stomach motions
>Koreans are fucking great at understanding this
>They bring me out some soup, presumably some "hangover cure" bullshit
>It's literally a chicken breast still on the ribcage in hot water
>No seasonings
>No spices
>No anything
>Just dry chicken on the bone in hot water
Worst 3500W I spent
I just went to a noodle shop next door for my hangover food after. Mulnaengmyeon is a fucking godsend

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 06:13:38 2016 No.8195872

>place across the street
>didnt feel like sitting in a restaurant or cooking myself
>literally hearing them slamming the microwave door repeatedly
>was waiting there for like 20+ minutes
>tasted like shit
>cost as much as eating at a restaurant
>immediately got the shits afterwards

wasnt my absolute worst experience, but most recent one that was bad

also
>every single jolly pasta restaurant i go to the table is wobbly

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 06:15:45 2016 No.8195873 >>8195161 You seam like one of those people who say REEEEEEEEEE alot and posts frogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 08:05:56 2016 No.8196021 >>8195161 Spot the overly entitled amerilard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 08:15:58 2016 No.8196033 >>8195873 >seam *seem Retard.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 08:37:45 2016 No.8196059
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at chinese restaurant. i ordered from the american menu, getting the popcorn shrimp and french fries.

i requested ketchup. the chinese waiter brings out this half-empty bottle of off-brand ketchup.

i was only 8 or 9, but it was appalling. restaurants should only have glass bottled of heinz on the table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 10:25:25 2016 No.8196189 >>8196059 >literally first person on earth to ever ask for catsup at a chinese restaurant, yet expects it to be god tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 13:59:24 2016 No.8196627 >>8195152 >not tipping server because kitchen fucked up >not being man enough to either send it back or to get the manager to comp your shit meal. That's on you fucktard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 14:13:29 2016 No.8196666 >>8195126 Dallas bbq, in time square 2years ago. waiters are noisy black people. served me well done steak and rare chicken. wife got a fuckin 1 footlong black people hair in her burger. would recommend

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 14:19:53 2016 No.8196680 >>8196627 >>not tipping server because kitchen fucked up >waited 30 minutes and had literally ZERO service. no water or anything, multiple employees walked right past us Learn to read Mr entitled waiter

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 14:37:16 2016 No.8196737 >>8196680 I need to learn to read? Those were listed as two separate incident you fucking autist. The service was shit at Old Chicago, and the food was shit at Applebees. Fucking idiot, learn to read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 14:38:20 2016 No.8196740 >>8196680 >not reading it correctly yourself Maybe that's why you Back of House mongoloids can't read a fucking ticket and make the order correctly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 14:50:06 2016 No.8196772 >>8196680 Are you fucking retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 14:51:56 2016 No.8196779 franky and johniies pizza waiter is a greasy guy (also the chef), place is dirty, pizza is bland noped out of there when I saw a roach

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:04:49 2016 No.8196812 >>8196627 It is the responsibility of the waiter to control what he serves.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:10:55 2016 No.8196837

>>8196812
Yeah, so the waiter needs to go back and make sure the cooks are doing their job, as i have 8 tables and have to clean up my section during a rush. It's not like that the Kitchen manager is supposed to control the quality of the food we serve. Front of house managers are shit as well, especially at a place like Applebee's. When i waited tables at chain, on several occasions i noticed something was off about a dish, and told my manager. Depending on who it was, they would either try to get me to sell it (which makes me look bad, and it always gets sent back.) or they will fly a correct dish. You've never worked in a restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:11:26 2016 No.8196838 >>8195126 Working in one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:12:36 2016 No.8196843 >>8196812 Fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:12:59 2016 No.8196845 I was raped in a Dennys parking lot. I went inside to calm down and wait for the police, and the coffee was bitter, and the toast undercooked. I only tipped 5 dollars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:13:57 2016 No.8196848 >>8196838 /Thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:15:08 2016 No.8196852 >>8196845 Scumbag

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:15:23 2016 No.8196855 >>8196627 I was out with friends and didn't want to make a scene, it's one of those tings you just eat and then regret afterwards. how hard is it to cook a steak and some mushrooms. Would have come back the same way anyways

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:23:24 2016 No.8196871

>>8195126

Mine isn't too bad. I was on vacation with my extended family, and they decided to eat at this trendy seafood place. This was back when I was about 10 so my memory is a bit fuzzy, but The restaurant was loud, dark, and cramped. It was several hours before we even got a chance to sit down at our table. They only had 5 or 6 things on their menu, and I think I ordered trout almondine. It was pretty much flavorless.

I was used to eating out before this and I was pretty patient for my age so I don't think I'm distorting the story much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:26:05 2016 No.8196881 >>8196837 It's not my fault if you work in a bad "restaurant" Also, I worked as a cook and waiter. And I am classes to become a hotel manager. Now shut your whore mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:27:49 2016 No.8196885 >>8196881 i am taking classes*

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:29:02 2016 No.8196889 >>8196881 you are not fuckin polite for a futur hotel manager

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:31:03 2016 No.8196894

I got molested in an olive garden bathroom when I was a kid. Some obese bald guy cornered me and forced me to do things. Terrible, awful things.

In truth, I died that day. I'm a bitter, nonfunctioning shell of the happy child I once was. I will have my vengeance, that's all there is anymore.

I still remember the pasta...pasta e fagioli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:31:34 2016 No.8196895 >>8196889 Are you a customer or something ? No, just some anon on one of the shittiest boards of 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:34:58 2016 No.8196912 >>8196894 Pasta any good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:38:08 2016 No.8196927 >>8196895 ok you express yourself on 4chan because you can't do that as an hotel manager because you're too busy too kiss customers's ass

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:38:16 2016 No.8196928

>>8196881
In my late teens and early 20's i worked in bad restaurants as a cook and a server. And Applebee's is the subject, i'm explaining how that works in a place like that, idiot. I'm a middle school teacher now and work in a very high end restaurant on the weekends. Blow me little bitch, and understand context.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:39:20 2016 No.8196935 >>8196855 >asking for the correct dish >a scene >going to Applebee's

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:39:42 2016 No.8196937 >>8196927 Will do, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:40:23 2016 No.8196941 >>8196885 >taking classes How impressive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:42:09 2016 No.8196951 >>8196937 not that i judge you. i'm in the same position

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:46:30 2016 No.8196967 >>8196951 I misread your message Yeah, that's what i do. I'm all nice irl but 200% mad when browsing 4chan most of the time. 300% when i read some faggotry from "cooks" "chefs" and "waiters" here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:47:16 2016 No.8196969 >>8196912 The pasta was top notch yeah. The molestation and subsequent mental illness and shame I suffered as a result I'd give a 2/10, but the breadsticks more than made up for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:49:22 2016 No.8196978 >>8196912 He already said it was from olive garden.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:50:44 2016 No.8196982 >>8196969 not enough oil on your rape ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:50:59 2016 No.8196983 >>8196967 Because the denounce your shit arguments after you make it obvious you have no experience working in a restaurant? Then you brag about taking classes to get a hospitality degree? Yeah... okay buddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:52:02 2016 No.8196987 >>8196969 describe the molestation in detail plz

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:53:56 2016 No.8196991 >>8196967 >>8196983 Can you faggots both shut the fuck up? No one fucking cares.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:54:05 2016 No.8196992 >>8196967 yeah it's 4chan where everybody is an expert till the meet a real one, then they disapear. >>8196983 no thats not what i did, gratted cheese autist detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 15:55:15 2016 No.8196996 >>8195161 Litiraley tje averig amarecin

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:00:49 2016 No.8197025

>>8196992
That's exactly what you did, you spouted some bullshit showing that you have no idea what you're talking about. Then claimed you worked in a restaurant (obviously not true), and said you were "taking classes to become a hotel manager". Which is a fucking Hospitality degree you autist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:04:00 2016 No.8197037 >>8197025 you fuckin tard cant follow a conversation, i'm not fuckin answering to myself. you cunt mix me with the other guy who work as an hotel manager dickhead

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:06:14 2016 No.8197047 >>8196991 >He doesn't just ignore whatever dumb shit an anons say. I don't have any images because I just got a new computer but pretend I used smuganimegirl.jpg

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:08:35 2016 No.8197056

>Really cold and shitty day walking through VT with parents
>They want to try some vegan localvore restaurant or some shit
>benches with no backs
>There's a large window frame overlooking the street
>The smell of cigarrettes and the occasional joint blowing in on a freezing draft
>wait like 40 minutes in discomfort for our food
>It's a sandwich on multigrain sandwich bread
>Literally could have made a better sandwich at home in five minutes
>Pay almost 20 dollars for it
>Later, parents talking about how amazing their meal was
>They yell at me when I say I didn't like my food
I swear they forced themselves into liking that restaurant.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:10:17 2016 No.8197058

>>8197025
He's not me. And fuck you, i know my job buddy. I don't know how your degree shit works, you fucking american shit.

I have already finished my studies of "hôtellerie", now i'm in "Gestion hôtelière". Better ? I'm working aside this since i'm 15, now fuck off kindly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:10:47 2016 No.8197061 >>8197056 whats VT, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:11:49 2016 No.8197066 >>8197058 you french or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:12:08 2016 No.8197067 >>8197061 Vermont

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:13:53 2016 No.8197080 >>8197066 Belgian, but we're basically french, especially when we're talking about food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:16:59 2016 No.8197093 >>8196837 i you work at a fast-food chain don't expect a tip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:17:06 2016 No.8197094 >>8197080 >Belgian >French You wish. Belgies don't even speak real french.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:19:32 2016 No.8197103 >>8197080 >>8197094 well im french canadian so we are far worse than them, also i'm not surprise to see that amount of francophone in cooking board. it says a lot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:19:47 2016 No.8197105 >>8197094 Ah oui ? Et qui es-tu pour prétendre ça ? Tu parles français pour affirmer ça ? J'en ai marre de ce board de pédales sérieusement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:22:45 2016 No.8197116 >>8196837 >>8196843 If all you do as a server is carrying a plate from the kitchen to the table, you're doing a shit job as a waiter. If you work at a shit place expect to be replaced by tablets to order and small carts to serve the customers

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:23:47 2016 No.8197118 Was at a really popular restaurant in my town and it was a Saturday night so you know it was packed and I was in a party of 6.Took 2 hours to get our food.I still love that place but I'm not going on a night that busy ever again

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:24:25 2016 No.8197120 >>8197116 Fucking thank you. At last someone who isn't dumb as a brick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:32:12 2016 No.8197138 >>8197116 >>8197120 Yeah, if you've ever been a server you know that's about the quarter of the work. And I bartend at a high end place now, but i used to work at Mellow Mushroom in my late teens and early 20's. You have to start somewhere man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:36:31 2016 No.8197147 >>8195174 they thought you were sick and brought you chicken with broth you fucking idiot. if you were too fucking stupid to look up how to say "hangover" in another language then why the fuck were you living in a foreign country

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:39:39 2016 No.8197151 >>8196666 >be in new york >eat at dallas bbq times square >kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:42:45 2016 No.8197159 >>8197151 i've been here for 3 weeks you cunt, you think its the only fucking place i ate for my whole trip

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:46:09 2016 No.8197171
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Order some poutine in a bar in Guelph, ON. Instead of half pou and half tine, got 1 third pout and two-thirds tine. Was going to to complain but remembered I didn't have any money and was going to dine and dash anyway.

But still.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:48:31 2016 No.8197182 >>8197159 >3 weeks in new york >whelp, i've done per se, emp, jean-georges, and masa, I guess all that's left is dallas bbq!

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 16:50:06 2016 No.8197188

I went to a restaurant on Venice Beach. We were seated immediately and the food came quickly. The server was really nice and the food was great. Eventually our server dropped off the cheque. He never came back, even though I wanted to pay with my credit card and saw multiple other people doing the same. We waited half an hour before pulling together what was left of our American cash and leaving.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 17:12:38 2016 No.8197253 >>8197171 >poutine >ontario kek, with love from quebec

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 17:19:08 2016 No.8197269 >>8197105 > Google Translate "Hon hon hon"

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 17:30:33 2016 No.8197306

>>8197171
>on the road
>go to some pub for lunch
>menu has poutine with real cheese curds
>order that
>it comes out
>shredded cheese
>taste it
>the gravy has 0 flavour
>literally thick brown water
>tastes pretty fucking bad
>have to add ketchup because its so bad
>guy comes out
>asks me how it is
>don't care enough to cause trouble so I say its alright
>he says "just alright? not good or great or anything?"
>well since he is asking for it
>actually its pretty bad
>the gravy is flavorless and these aren't cheese curds like the menu says
>guy gets angry
>tells me to leave
>do so
>grab some shitty gas station food and get back on the road

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 17:36:25 2016 No.8197323 >>8197306 where was it , anon ?

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 17:45:22 2016 No.8197355

>>8197323
Gold River.

Tiny little shit village out in the middle of nowhere in British Columbia which is no excuse because I lived in Tahsis which was an even tinier shittier village even farther from civilization yet we still had decent poutine there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 17:48:34 2016 No.8197361 >>8197080 >Belgian, but we're basically french France is a real country m8.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 17:50:56 2016 No.8197366 File: 62 KB, 596x628, IMG_1938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8196059 Fuck that glass bottle shit, looking like a fucking rearward slapping a bottle in the middle of a Resturant just for a lil of that red sauce sauce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 17:51:36 2016 No.8197374 How come Canada's national dish is just fries, cheese and gravy when they spend so much time pretending they're French?

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:01:57 2016 No.8197400

>>8197374
Frenchfag here.

Just like Americlaps are Britbong's retarded offspring, Quebecers are ours.

They pretend to have some of this European flavored culture, but always fall short in practice.

Jesus, even Africans do better than them in terms of food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:03:52 2016 No.8197406 >>8197400 Only Britbong food is trash and outclassed by claps in every category. Are you implying French food is bland as well?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:05:32 2016 No.8197413 >>8197147 this desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:09:56 2016 No.8197428 >>8197400 quebeker here, no we don't pretend to be eurofag kebab lover, we have our own national dishes as cheese, wines, lamb, pork, maple syrup, corn and more. nobody want to be affiliated with whiteflag faggot, not even in kitchen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:14:53 2016 No.8197442 >>8196845 Story?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:16:49 2016 No.8197451 >>8197406 >implying French food needs to be defended >>8197428 Stop butchering our language and culture then, overseas moose hunters, that'd be a nice mark of disaffiliation.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:18:51 2016 No.8197462

I never really had a bad restaurant experience. I had places I didn't like because of what spice combination they used but other than food I didn't enjoy nothing ever went wrong. Except that one time the pizza place burned and had to redo my pizza twice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:24:56 2016 No.8197477 >>8197451 yeah stop to speak my mother language...yourea special kind of fuckin retard, arent you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:31:09 2016 No.8197494 >>8197477 It's not though. Because you're not French.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 18:43:43 2016 No.8197532 >>8197494 We were at one point and the French we learned was the French of that time, next time don't abandon your colonies and bitch 300 year later the language didn't follow the same path as on the mainland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:04:22 2016 No.8197601 >>8197532 this, check em eurofag

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:15:52 2016 No.8197634 >>8197080 You're fucking trash, and you dont know how things work in the united states. Suck me off Erofag, you know you want to.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:25:07 2016 No.8197664

New BBQ joint opened up in my town.

>Order Brisket
>It's fucking dry and tastes like sand
>two waitresses cleaning the table of mine talk duper fucking loudly about how no one tips and they have kids and blah blah blah
>Never refilled my drink, brought my appetizer the same time as my entry, never asked how things where

Didn't tip. Fucking cunts.

Went back a few months later and the food was damn good and the staff was friendly. And that was on a super busy night.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:29:52 2016 No.8197676

>>8197664
Good workers get the good shifts, shit servers like those cunt get the shitty cleaning shifts.

Im guessing the brisket that was bad was oven heated due to the low volume of guest. A shitty cook will do that, and it just fucks the meat.

Why did you give the spot another chance though?

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:36:59 2016 No.8197703

>>8197532
>>8197532

>Quebecois are more French than the French

Kek.

>>8197634
>Belgians don't privately own more of the US national debt per capita than any other nationality.

Belgianfag may not know how it works there, but he literally owns you, bought and paid for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:42:08 2016 No.8197719 >>8197703 Even if Belgium were the largest holder (which would be ignoring China and Japan), national debt doesn't work like that.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:44:58 2016 No.8197733

>>8197703
>Quebecois are more French than the French
Things I never said, Quebecois were French but their linguistical evolution took them somewhere else when they stopped getting France French to keep them up to date on the state mandated linguistical changes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:46:28 2016 No.8197740 >>8197532 On the plus side, it made learning Molière in high school a breeze

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:46:54 2016 No.8197741

>>8197719
>US reading comprehension

>privately own
>per capita

What is wrong with you anon, which makes both simple sentences/concepts and basic rhetoric so hard to understand?

It is like you are both autistic and retarded.

I think I genuinely feel bad for you...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:47:12 2016 No.8197742 >>8197138 I agree, trade schools should start a waitership curriculum so people have a place to start when entering the waiterforce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:47:31 2016 No.8197743 >>8197733 nop you people change your language with the time.Québécois speaks the original one fellow

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:48:44 2016 No.8197750 >>8197741 >this damage control Keep crying. I genuinely feel bad for Belgium. They try so hard to be fucking frogs, of all nationalities to try to emulate. And they still fail. Frenchies hate you.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:52:43 2016 No.8197763

>>8197742
I'd agree, but nothing builds the ability to wait tables like experience. Starting out dealing with idiots, memorizing LTO menus, dozens of draft beers, and learning how to divide your time to efficiently clean and do sideworks takes about a year of serving. Paid off for me, with my current gig i make 800-1000 a weekend tending bar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:53:55 2016 No.8197770 >>8197750 Belgium just got BTFO That guy has done nothing but get shit on this entire thread. Take the loss, and move to real country.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:55:16 2016 No.8197777

>>8197750
>Pointing out the original point for retards is damage control

If you knew anything about Belgium, you would know it is way more prosperous than France.

Brussels is packed with French people who have marketable skills or any real amount of money because it offers a higher quality of life and lower taxes.

And in my experience most Belgians think the French take themselves too seriously and lack the ability to laugh at themselves.

But by all means continue to spout your unsubstantiated and ridiculously retarded opinion as fact. Gives me something to laugh at...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:56:28 2016 No.8197781 >>8197770 Not that guy and not Belgian retard. But samefagging your own uncut retardation is pretty amusing...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:57:17 2016 No.8197786 >>8197056 Where were you in Vermont? Just curious, I grew up there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:58:25 2016 No.8197794 >>8197786 Burlington. I go to uni there. Beautiful state, it was just that day that got me in low spirits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 19:59:06 2016 No.8197797 >>8197743 Don't get me wrong, but Quebec French did evolve, differently from post revolution french but evolve nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:00:22 2016 No.8197802 the amount of butthurt in this thread is fucking ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:00:24 2016 No.8197804 >>8197763 Yep, should be at least a four year degree + two years supervised work experience before a waiter in training can take their test for a pw (professional waiters) licence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:00:35 2016 No.8197805 >>8197781 I was commenting on the conversation, sort of reacting to your post, you're obviously not the belgy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:02:05 2016 No.8197809 >>8197777 Hows that working out? Not being a world power and all. Being completely dispensable... Knowing that any and all wealth that exist in Belgium would leave with any turmoil... Good old Euro garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:02:38 2016 No.8197811 >>8196666 > would recommend Kek

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:08:27 2016 No.8197836

>>8195126
Went to an Indian restaurant in north London (England)

Popadums and dips come out after 30 mins

Won't take our food or drink order

I get really hungry and eat some shit tier garnish they made with carrots cut into flowers

Around 40 minutes in they notice I ate the garnish and get mad about it

I'm mad and hungry and tell them to fuck off

Leave without paying

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:10:54 2016 No.8197843

>>8197809
>Murkah stronk

So some misguided sense of patriotism is literally all you have to give you a sense of self worth?

While your country goes to hell in a handbasket?

As I said here,
>>8197781
Learn to read dumbass, or did your education system even fail at teaching you that basic skill?

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:10:54 2016 No.8197844

>>8195126
Chinese restaurant in shit northern England town
My mum orders a wanton soup . It's got basically no flavour, it's like water so she send sit back
Waiter takes it says we don't understand Chinese food

Later my sister tells a joke and I start laughing

When I laugh my eyes get slitty

My sister points at me and says "haha slitty eyes!"

There's a Chinese waiter right behind me

The grumpy silence of the wait staff and the ongoing shit and argumentative service continued until we left

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:14:00 2016 No.8197853 >>8197843 Keep making excuses.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:17:32 2016 No.8197870

>>8197853
What excuses?

Shit son, your performance ITT has been laughable. And I mean that sincerely. It has brought me humor and pleasure.

But now I have to go to work.

Have fun buddy. Hope you sort your shit out and stop being such a blundering thundercunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:18:36 2016 No.8197874 >>8195126 ITT: a bunch of severely butthurt americans, british, french, belgians and french canadians. Where are russians when you really need them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:19:25 2016 No.8197881 >>8197874 Someone phone the Aussies

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:20:33 2016 No.8197884 >>8197874 This thread absolutely sucks with all these faggot fucktards flinging shit at each other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:24:31 2016 No.8197906 File: 13 KB, 300x300, hauteaussiecuise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8197881 you called cunt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:28:19 2016 No.8197919 >>8197870 All 3 of my comments? enjoy "work" Euro, nice way to admit you're a faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:29:30 2016 No.8197923 >>8197906 oh shit get out, dont forget your plate

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:30:03 2016 No.8197929 >>8197874 >>8197881 >>8197884 shut up faggots

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:30:38 2016 No.8197931
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A BBQ restaurant tried to serve me pic related one time when I ordered moist brisket. This was in Texas, mind you, where brisket is king.

I brought it to the attention of the manager and he offered to replace it with their smoked sausage, which was somehow worse.

I left a yelp review and included this picture. It is now the "cover picture" for their yelp that everyone sees, which i guess is randomly picked from all the pictures people post, but I think it's pretty funny

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:31:04 2016 No.8197933 >>8197874 чo блять

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:33:06 2016 No.8197945 >>8197931 >random yelp extorts people for money, so no, it wasn't.

Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:35:38 2016 No.8197953

>8 years old in NYC with family
>go into chinese restaurant
>right as we walk in see waiter stomp on cockroach running across the floor

another one:
>small thai restaurant in some small town in the south
>its 2PM and I am the only one except a couple that already got their food
>order
>drink a beer and water in the mean time
>beer is warm and water tastes chlorinated as fuck
>literally an hour since I placed order for food to come out
>server is absolutely autistic
>pay at counter and give $1 tip

I get that its not exactly her fault if its late but I would have appreciated if you warned me if you knew it was going to be a while or if you atleast kept me updated

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:41:36 2016 No.8197977 >>8197147 >>8197413 >They understand "hangover" >Bring out unseasoned chicken in hot water It wasn't broth you cunts It was literally just hot water Learn to read

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 20:49:40 2016 No.8198017 My dad and I were travelling and hungry so we stopped at this Chinese buffet near closing time in Morgantown, West Virginia. Everything had been out for hours and very bad, plus it was super expensive. The Cicis next door was probably a better option.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 21:03:40 2016 No.8198073 >>8197836 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 18 23:01:13 2016 No.8198529 >when /ck/ turns into /int/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 02:57:42 2016 No.8199055 >>8197355 Anon, I think we've both gone to the same place....

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 03:02:47 2016 No.8199065 >>8196627 100% of the time anything is fucked at a restaurant, it is because the worthless fucking wait staff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 07:01:57 2016 No.8199382 >>8197355 Holy shit I'm a Tahsis otaku. You should have gone to the Filipino restaurant in Gold River (why are there Filipinos in Gold River), the food there was excellent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 07:08:00 2016 No.8199398 >>8195152 You're a fuckin asshole. If you have a bad meal you bring it up with your server. Give them an opportunity to make it right. Your server didn't cook your meal. You should be embarrassed and beaten within an inch of your pathetic life

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Anonymous Wed Oct 19 07:48:58 2016 No.8199458
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I went to this chinese/japanese buffet called Teppanyaki Grill a couple years ago. Worst fucking "food" i've ever had. Fried rice tasted like it was run through some crusty undershirts or something. Chicken wings had to have been made out of paper mache with the awful texture they had. I should have known something was up when the server asked me if I was sure I wanted to dine there. Fucking garbage.

Anonymous Wed Oct 19 07:51:48 2016 No.8199466

>>8195126
went to a japanese place,
we got our food super slowly, like there was only 3 of us and we all got our food like 10 min from each other.
the food was good but the wait was annoying.
at the end we get the bill and our friend pays the whole thing.
when he gets his receiptback the waiter tells us that the tip is 8 dollar's from each of us and opens his hands.
we tell him that well pay in the bill.
and we see theres a 25 percent gratuity ALREADY included.
so we dont tip and walk out.
and the waiter chases us out yelling NO TIP? NO TIP!??!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 07:55:39 2016 No.8199471 >>8196845 this is why I come to 4chan

Anonymous Wed Oct 19 10:26:52 2016 No.8199692

>went to a restaurant called 'Flammen'
>all my friends said they had great food
>spareribs tasted like salmon
>pulled pork tasted like tomatoes
>beef brisket was chewy
>75cl of water was $5
>the salad bar was mediocre at best
>lasagna was horseshit
And it was $30 per person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 10:33:49 2016 No.8199705 >>8199466 No tip because insult to Nippon culture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 10:58:18 2016 No.8199758 >Denny's group of 12 walk-ins >big group short notice yadda yadda >takes 3 HOURS from sitting to getting served <$0.50 tipped. Yea its 12 people but 3 hours is inexcusable

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 11:06:19 2016 No.8199778 >>8197953 I mean, if you have a restaurant with any doors, you're going to get bugs, no matter how clean you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 11:16:30 2016 No.8199808 >>8196845 >undercooked toast

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 11:20:11 2016 No.8199820 >>8197080 >Belgium >basically french FUCK OFF VUILE WAFELNEGER

Anonymous Wed Oct 19 11:25:11 2016 No.8199838

>>8199758
One time went to Denny's around 2am and since nothing else is open the place was packed, literally one waitress who was also hostess, and maybe 2 people in the back. When shit like that happens I just laugh it up, drink a bunch of coffee/Coke and not worry about my food being too good. It usually ends up being great, and I tip heavily because ive been in that situation and it sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 11:26:18 2016 No.8199840 >>8199820 Laughing my ass off. Everyone will say that Belgium is basically France until you say it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 11:28:50 2016 No.8199846 Some hole-in-the-wall restaurant in Ukraine. Was served an overcooked whole fish with cranberry sauce. No sides or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 11:32:30 2016 No.8199854 >>8197931 I've just read through your yelp reviews and you sound like a complete dick. https://www.yelp.com/biz/smokey-mos-bbq-round-rock https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=GzCYPFBMk_j4LzmJpnVzQA

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 11:46:29 2016 No.8199885 File: 92 KB, 620x256, inbev-laughing-part-french-dutch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8199840

Anonymous Wed Oct 19 12:01:42 2016 No.8199908
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>go to McDonald's
>order the fillet-o-fish, french fries, and cheeseburger
>eat while driving home
>lurk and shit post on 4chan at home
>order pizza from Jet's (with everything)
>deelish
>fall off to sleep
>wake up
>in prison cell for murder
>it was all a dream
>make ramen with jury-rigged heater in cell
>deelish
>life is good

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 12:11:01 2016 No.8199917 Was at an asian place living in east Atlanta. Guy walks in, goes over to a guy two booths in front of us and shoots another guy in the head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 12:22:07 2016 No.8199939 >>8196059 I have changed my side from 'fries' to 'baked potato' mid-sentence before, because I noticed the bottle on the table was Hunt's. Fucking HUNT'S. Miss me with that weak shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 12:38:27 2016 No.8199976 >>8199917 Was at an Italian place in the Bronx. Guy comes out of the men's room and shoots his 2 dining partners, one in the head the other in the throat first and then the head. He walks out and drops the gun as he leaves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 12:41:56 2016 No.8199985 >>8199976 ha ha movie reference

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 13:16:24 2016 No.8200057 >>8199854 Haha yes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 13:52:19 2016 No.8200143 >>8197355 wow holy shit, im from campbell river this is the first time i've ever seen an islander on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 14:29:14 2016 No.8200234 >>8199908 >Not dreaming about ordering the McChicken®, the best fast food sandwich.

Anonymous Wed Oct 19 14:53:19 2016 No.8200277

>go into local eatery, expecting nothing fancy
>huge fucking prices on basic shit. That 20$ grilled cheese better come with a bj. Should've left then damnit.
>waiter arrives very promptly and takes my order
>second waiter arrives within just minutes with my drink
>not so bad im thinking.
>before I finish my first sip, the third waiter arrives with an appetizer I never asked for - says no where in menu that you even get an appetizer.
>its enough breadsticks to feed a small army, and literally a bowl of olive oil. Like three cups of olive oil with some black pepper in it.
>in the middle of first breadstick when fourth waiter arrives and asks if I'd like my half a sip of drink that I've taken refilled.
>finish first breadstick. Waiter number 2 arrives again and asks if I'd like my drink refilled.
>it's filled to the brim. Smile and politely decline.
>are they going to just throw all of this appetizer away?
>the fucking head chef himself arrives with my dinner.
>it's completely flavorless.
>I'm only on the fourth bite when first waiter appears again and asks if everythings okay.
>she gingerly refills the three sips of water I've taken without asking.
>should I take all of this to a homeless shelter?

>bill arrives and I don't know who to fucking tip.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 15:01:45 2016 No.8200299 I ordered a vegan ragu in a vegan restaurant in Barcelona and it LITERALLY had ZERO flavor. Like how the fuck can you make something so flavorless?

Anonymous Wed Oct 19 15:05:26 2016 No.8200316

>be visiting the coast
>go to fancy type local restaurant
>cheapest dish on the menu is 15 bucks
in retrospect i should have backed out here

>order the most expensive item on the menu, spicy seafood stew, 27$ (it sounded the best to me)
>20 mins later
>1.5 cup (~350ml) of soup
>1 crab leg in shell, 1 mussel in shell, 2 shrimp with veins and tails on, some unidentifiable bits of fish floating in the soup
>try soup, it has no amount of spiciness, it's sweet in fact
>eat, still hungry after
>don't tip (waitress carded me)

"fine" dining, not even once

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 16:21:15 2016 No.8200512 >>8200316 >$27 >fine dining Stick to your chicken tendies and ketchup, we won't miss you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 16:28:55 2016 No.8200527 >>8200316 >waitress carded me Non-murican here, what does this mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 16:42:20 2016 No.8200552 >>8200527 He ordered an alcoholic beverage and the waitress asked to see his ID to make sure he was of legal drinking age. Definitely not a reason to not tip. This guy is a fucking clown

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 17:07:09 2016 No.8200617 >>8200552 So they didn't tip because the waitress asked for their ID? That's a pretty shitty excuse to be quite honest fampai

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 17:48:28 2016 No.8200764 Every place my dad tries out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 18:48:19 2016 No.8200917 >>8200316 foreign trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 18:50:47 2016 No.8200929 >>8200277 You dont hand the money to someone specifically. Im guessing at that place they pool their tips. Was that your first time at a restaurant?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 19:21:22 2016 No.8201010 >>8195152 Asperger's?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 19:23:24 2016 No.8201014 >>8196812 So what you're saying is you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 19:24:36 2016 No.8201017 >>8196855 So you fucked over the server. You're brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 19:32:04 2016 No.8201041 >>8201014 >>8201017 Thank you.

Anonymous Wed Oct 19 19:39:27 2016 No.8201064

I went to a restaurant with my parents about 3 years ago.

We had already been there a couple times (always during the weekend) and they used to have an original and varied tasting menu.
We went there on a Wednesday for dinner and it was bad af.
We were the only people in the restaurant, the chef arrived 15 minutes late and the menu was just some simple dishes I could have cooked myself at home.

Also, the chef sat at our table once we were finished and started being friendly and stuff.
He was one of those people who are confident enough to think everything they say it's funny; well, it fucking isn't.
He kept talking about sex in an explicit way and laughed out loud at his own jokes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 19:46:05 2016 No.8201088 >>8201064 Foreign chef? Italian? I hate those "zesty" fucks. Gives me a rapey vibe.

Anonymous Wed Oct 19 20:22:49 2016 No.8201209

Only one I can remember
>working out of town
>stop at subway for supper as its the only place to eat there
>right when I get in line a one of there employees cuts ahead of me and orders three subs "sorry got to get home to the kids she says"
>my turn finally
>ask for a footlong blt on 9 grain not toasted
>she put's the uncooked bacon on my sub
>confused, I tell her what cheese I want and she moves on to vegetables
>me "don't you have to stick the bacon in the microwave"
>"yeah what vegetables you want?"
>"you stick the bacon in the microwave not the sub, why would I put vegetables on raw bacon?"
>she says "for fuck sake" as she grab's bacon off of sub and puts in microwave
>the guy in front of me asks for some soup
>she scoops up the remaining tablespoon of soup and hands it to him
>"uhh where's the rest of it" he says
>"oh that was the last of it sorry sir"
>dude paid for a bowl of soup and got a literal spoon full

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 20:34:11 2016 No.8201246 >>8201209 you know with places like that you can just leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 20:53:56 2016 No.8201311 I once went to an Arby's. The curly fries tasted like I stuck my head in a never cleaned fire place and licked the ashes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 21:41:51 2016 No.8201417 File: 76 KB, 484x461, 1475765545119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8201311 >I once went to an Arby's

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:12:57 2016 No.8201455 >>8201246 you can leave any place you want, actually. as long as you don't eat anything and it's before you pay, otherwise you're a weak bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:21:44 2016 No.8201467 >>8200143 Wow, we've got Tahsis, Campbell River, and Victoria all here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 23:54:34 2016 No.8201672 >every restaurant I go to where it takes more than five minutes to get service started If you're sitting me at a table you better at least give me a fucking hello and water in the first few minutes or I'm walking out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 01:01:43 2016 No.8201824 >>8197151 Maybe a good bbq place was established in a place that has less bbq around to bring new experiences to different places, you know so that way they can form a large customer base, and make good money. Kys

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 01:03:07 2016 No.8201827 >>8201417 the only good thing about arby's is that you can shove the steak sauce up your ass when no one's looking

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 01:08:06 2016 No.8201836

I went to yardhouse 3 times with my ex. She's a veg and each time she ordered a standard entrée with no meat, and each time it arrived with meat. This resulted in her watching me eat my food, then her corrected plate arriving after I finished, then me watching her eat her food. It did result in her part of dinner being free though, so at least they compensated us for their fuck up. It's ridiculous that it happened with such regularity though

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 01:10:50 2016 No.8201842

>>8201836
haha, this shit happened when I was younger to my brother's orders (food allergies). We went to this local place in my town and it was convenient so we went fairly often, but many many times we went they'd get his order wrong and include some form of dairy in it. The worst is when he ordered a burger that didn't originally come with cheese, and cheese ended up in it anyway.
The place permanently shut down later from rat investiations or something

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 01:17:34 2016 No.8201855

>>8201017
yeah what kind of stupid ass server doesnt quality check the dish before it even leaves the kitchen? If it looks like shit, have it remade right then and there. This is a prime example: if the food is shitty, the server gets fucked over, so MAYBE the server should open their eyes and give the food a little once-over to make sure it doesnt look like a mess dumped on a plate

It's in the server's best interest to deliver a quality plate of food to the table

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 01:18:08 2016 No.8201859 File: 149 KB, 2048x1536, leaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I haven't had any particularly bad restaurant experiences, but neither have I had particularly good ones either. Canada has low energy restaurants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 01:21:35 2016 No.8201863 >>8201855 >implying kitchen monkeys care and aren't just pushing out orders as fast as possible servers can't make the kitchen do anything until there is an actual complaint

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 01:47:48 2016 No.8201929 >>8201863 "hey, cook, this looks like shit, im not serving this to my table"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:03:25 2016 No.8201959 >>8201863 >servers can't make the kitchen do anything until there is an actual complaint Yes they can scrub

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:07:43 2016 No.8201970

>>8201959
Not the guy you're replying to, but that's not the case at the restaurant I work at.

Cooks are basically god there. It doesn't help that the servers here are generally garbage, but anything the cook says, goes.

We have one cook who will straight up fuck with a server who gives even the hint of attitutde, and if anyone tries to complain to the boss, the cook will shut them both down.

Maybe it's because reliable cooks are scarce here. But servers are a dime a dozen.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:15:46 2016 No.8201997

>>8201970
>Maybe it's because reliable cooks are scarce here. But servers are a dime a dozen.
And yet there's still no sign of improving wages

I've been on both sides of the pass, and I there's never any bother saying "Sort it out", "Did you forget the garnish?", "That's not how it normally goes out"
Decent chefs/cooks respect floor staff who give a fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:16:31 2016 No.8202000 >>8196666 >wife got a fuckin 1 footlong black people hair in her burger. >1 footlong black people hair I love to end my night with a laugh

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:16:58 2016 No.8202004 the worst time was when I went to order a mcchicken, the best tasting fast food sandwich, and they didn't have any

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:18:32 2016 No.8202008 File: 94 KB, 640x1136, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8196845 >I was raped in a Dennys parking lot.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:26:26 2016 No.8202025

>>8201997
Wages are fine where they're at. But that's a whole other conversation.

I know from experience that almost all servers are shit. The only time I've seen one who had any semblance of "caring" was the type who would hang out in the kitchen, rushing the cook on a 20 person order instead of tending to the tables.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:27:53 2016 No.8202028 >>8202008 >joking about rape Fucking watch it, shitlord

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:36:53 2016 No.8202046 >>8202028 How about you spit shine my cock?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 02:39:18 2016 No.8202056 >>8197269 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 03:13:16 2016 No.8202124 >>8196845 I guess the rape was the best part of your night.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 03:23:05 2016 No.8202137

>>8200143

Reminds me of a terrible restaurant experience I had there. It was my birthday so I decided to go the a local greek/Italian restaurant. The area is a bit run down, but the place has been there forever and it was recommended.

The first thing I noticed was the price, it was like $25 for a main. But being my birthday I decided to treat myself with one of the more expensive meals, the lamb roast. With a side of greek salad, garlic bread and lemon rice.

It comes and my first immediate problem is the taste of the lamb. It tasted like ass. Loaded with gristle, bland meat, bland gravy, stringy and overcooked. The rice was undercooked, almost to the point of crunch and was sickeningly sour.

The only good things about my experience was the Greek salad (almost impossible to fuck up) and the service.

Lesson learned, don't always listen to the locals for restaurant options.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 03:52:04 2016 No.8202182

>be me
>8 or something
>go to family friends massive 40th at this italian restaurant with parents
> order a whole pizza for myself, no idea why parents let me do that to this day, but that's not important now
>everyone's in this massive backroom with a dancefloor and music playing
>it's pretty good, us kids dancing and shit
>hanging around, waiting for food
should probs mention that i hadn't eaten for a few hours by the time my fatass got to the restaurant
>eat garlic bread entree like 45 mins in
>adults start receiving their food
>think 'oh cool, my dinner's coming soon, they'll just bring it out all at the same time'
fucking wrong little eight yr old me
>adults are eating their fucking food right in front of me and i'm fucking starving
>get a piece of garlic bread, bite it into an arrow shape (not even kidding), stand at the entrance of the massive room and point the garlic bread arrow into my mouth
remember right that at that age time goes so shitting slow that it feels like im spending the whole arseholeing night waiting for my food
>1.5 hrs in. no food
>start bringing out the desserts
>at this point i start crying because i'm so hungry
>2 hrs. jackshit
>start begging my mum for something at this stage
>she produces a fucking footlong spiraled marshmallow from her handbag. guess she must have brought it for after the night or something
>rips off a small piece, gives it to me and assures that my food is coming soon
>eat it, but because it's just sugar i'm still hungry as fuck
must have ended up waiting 3 hours for my food in total, crying to my parents throughout
>it finally fucking arrives after 3 ish clitting hours
>wolf the whole thing down after the adults have finished their desserts
>pizza never tasted so good

never forgot that night. never forgot the name of the restaurant either.
if there are any parents out there, learn from what i've written, and take care of your kids when going out to massive gatherings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 04:09:27 2016 No.8202209 >>8200299 If you overcook something it is very easy, especially for things that generally have little "flavor" to them in the first place

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 04:28:40 2016 No.8202230 >>8202124 Isn't that the way it always seems to happen? Gee wizz.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 07:36:36 2016 No.8202403 File: 40 KB, 620x387, _Nigel-Farage_2951757b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8197080 PRACTICALLY A NON-COUNTRY

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 08:01:18 2016 No.8202421 All of them. Fuck restaurants to death. Fuck servers, fuck meme chefs and shitty snooty food. Fuck hanging out trying to show how cool you are

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 08:04:24 2016 No.8202427 >>8195126 Some shit tier chain I had to go with because mums birthday didn't expect anything good.. it was acceptable until I had cookies. They literally put about 20 times the salt in by accident I assume and still sold them

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 08:11:18 2016 No.8202443 >>8201929 Then the server get shit yet again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 09:28:49 2016 No.8202584 I once shat myself in McDonald's they asked me to leave

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 10:51:56 2016 No.8202704 >>8200299 >vegan restaurant You answered your own question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 11:12:23 2016 No.8202740 chinese delivery in kanto in japan. sweet ketchup on Tianjin meal. They dont have tongue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 11:28:26 2016 No.8202779 >>8202740 I once wen to my friends house for dinner and he didn't have soda bread for his "Irish" stew

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 11:47:34 2016 No.8202819 >>8199398 YEAH MAN HE DIDN'T GIVE A GRATUITY LET'S HURT HIM What the fuck is wrong with you animals?

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 11:49:55 2016 No.8202825

>>8202819
>What the fuck is wrong with you animals?

How old are you exactly? Haven't you realized that it's basic human nature to want to exclude and/or punish people who don't follow the social norm?

However silly it may be, tipping is expected. Thus when people don't tip it shouldn't be surprising that this draws ire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 11:51:41 2016 No.8202830 >>8197881 aussie here only bad restaurant experiences ive had is ordering take away food from places i dont usually go cos lazy or whatever

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 11:52:32 2016 No.8202835

>Myself and 7 friends go to some pub type place doing burgers and what not, think wetherspoons but not so shit
>The place is dead, there's 8 of us and they put us in a tiny booth. Ask them if we can move, eh no sorry the other tables are booked (a group of 3 arrive during our time there and a fucking hen party, i'll get to that later)
>There's football on which we're all kind of watching yet one of the guys behind the bar turns it to fucking cycling, i guess he liked cycling
>Order 6 pints of Amstel, 1 heinekken and 1 fosters (no craft or ales on offer)
>the waitress comes with 10 pints of fucking amstel
>ehhh we ordered x
>oops sorry, is this okay? I'll give you the other two free, yeah sure. Not pissed at this but it was rather odd, we were the only cunts there and there was 8 of us, why bring 10 pints?
>We all know what we want, she says she needs to go get her pen and pad
>we watch her texting or whatever on her phone behind the bar for a few mins
>get down to ordering, everyone is just having burgers. 2x classic, 2 with cheese, chicken etc etc
>as we're waiting on our food a hen party (bride to be and pals etc out getting fucked) arrive and are being annoying and drunk as fuck (none of them even do-able either)
>Food takes like an hour to arrive
>7 burgers aaaaand a fucking pie. We're like wtf, she says oops and offers to replace it, we're all hungry as fuck so my mate just takes it.
>When this hen party arrived the dick behind the bar cranked up the music far too loud, we could hardly hear one and other. Ask them to turn it down twice, each time he turns it down a fraction.
>Burgers were average to shit tier, the pie actually looked pretty good.
>We just want to leave and go drink somewhere else. Can't be fucked trying to get her attention so go up to the bar and get the bill.
>Bill is for 7 burgers, a mac and cheese (lol wtf), a pint of foster and a pint of heinekken.
>10 pints of amstel is missing from the bill, the two pints we didn't receive are there CONT

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 11:57:06 2016 No.8202842

>The bill is for like 50 something quid, it should around 80 or 90.
>He's just handed me it, my group are sitting at the table waiting for me to bring over the bill to split it
>I give the guy 60, go over to the table and tell them to leave now.
>As we're walking up the street the cycling enthusiast prick comes running out shouting for us to come back
>My mate shouts back how about naw, exposes his penis, we all laugh and continue our drinking elsewhere.

It actually turned into an alright dining experience because of the bill fuck up. If we had had to pay full price despite the numerous other fuck ups I would have been raging.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 14:34:15 2016 No.8203248 >>8202182 >getting traumatized by a late pizza what is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 14:56:18 2016 No.8203331 >>8202835 >>8202842 I wouldn't have paid either but you and your group of mates sound insufferable

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 15:29:49 2016 No.8203446 >>8203331 Imagine going into a pub for a burger and a beer then paying the bill and leaving. Absolute degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 15:33:43 2016 No.8203459 >>8203446 Moreso imagining 8 British ballbags going out for a meal with "the lads", then exposing themselves to waitstaff Not that I know you, I just assume you're awful

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 16:24:11 2016 No.8203672

>>8202825
Tipping isnt expected its optional unless some shit like a party of 8 or more theres gratuity or something. Stop being a faggot and realize we already have a thread about tipping or not tipping and every one of them ends with actually smart people realizing its optional and whiny pieces of shit still think they are entitled to more money. Go shit up that thread why dont you.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 16:41:26 2016 No.8203743

>>8203459

What the fuck is wrong with a bunch of blokes going into a pub for a burger and a beer?

>exposing themselves to waitstaff

lolwut? Have you never seen pictures of the typical British Friday night in city centres? It's fucking Caligulan in some places.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 16:44:17 2016 No.8203756 >>8203743 Your group just strike me as the sort of people who would find putting their dick in your pint when you leave to take a piss as top bantz ie. ballbags

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 16:51:06 2016 No.8203783 >>8203756 If you leave your beer to take a piss, then more fool you. By rimming your glass with my dobber, you will learn to finish your drink like a man before going for a piss, and not sneak off like some poofy wee cunt for a hit n miss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 17:06:00 2016 No.8203826 >>8203783 I'm very pleased that I guessed correctly, that you are a dickhead

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 17:07:31 2016 No.8203828 >>8203783 You read The Sun unironicly don't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 17:16:38 2016 No.8203849 File: 228 KB, 920x1521, 67j8v28q-1395192391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8203826 >>8203828 What a couple of horses hoofs.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 17:46:53 2016 No.8203935

>>8202825
>How old are you exactly? Haven't you realized that it's basic human nature to want to

How old are you exactly? Haven't you realized that modern human societies have and try to progress beyond 'basic' human nature based on impulsive and often times counterproductive attitudes and practices which go against a 'social norm'?

Grow up, kid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 18:10:51 2016 No.8204015 >>8197105 tais-toi

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 18:37:47 2016 No.8204072 >>8203248 Did I say I have fucking ptsd cunt? I was a fucking kid, how would you respond if all the adults around you were getting their dessert while you haven't even seen your main yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 18:40:04 2016 No.8204077 >>8203828 Do you ironically read The Sun?

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 18:53:01 2016 No.8204118

>>8195126

Pretty recent actually.
>be me
>go to toronto with my buddies
>we go out to a&w
>amazing service
>they're trying to bring back bringing you your food
>I loved it
>we later go out to dinner
>this is where it get's bad
>we go to boston pizza
>you can barely call this a restaurant
>me being a faggot i order pasta
>pasta comes
>looking at it
>notice a noodle from like, the fucking "scooby doo" shaped noodles
>the sauce must have been from those cans or something

I still ate it but like, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 18:59:55 2016 No.8204148 >>8204118 Damn, this story could have been 50% shorter with no issues

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:28:03 2016 No.8204225 >>8203849 Gayest man in the thread right here, can't take his mind off other men's privates for a second, and always eager to rub his on his mates.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:33:43 2016 No.8204238
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>go on date with gf
>we drink at a comedy show
>end up going to a bar famous for their wings after
>I order hot wings with blue cheese
>she orders honey boneless wings with ranch
Almost puked and walked off

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:40:31 2016 No.8204253

>>8195174

Samgyetang is for the hottest day of the year and no other reason what so ever.

You're a fucking retard in the first place. Even then if you're paying 3500W for that samgyetang in some of the richest parts of Seoul you're basically getting chicken assholes and nigger penises.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:43:36 2016 No.8204260 File: 120 KB, 674x672, 1435718959339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8195161

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:44:35 2016 No.8204263

Two parter

>Go to Dave and Busters with a group of people all 18 and over
>Stand at the "wait to be seated" sign for 15 minutes before assuming we would get more of a reaction if we just seated ourselves
>lo and behold it worked. A cranky older lady with a bad haircut comes speeding up to the table
>whatareyoudoingyoucantsitherethisisforprivateparties
>Tell her that we waited for 15 minutes and no one showed up
>She pauses, realizing she's made a mistake, but tells us that unless we're all adults she can't seat us.
>We all say we're 18 and older and get our IDs out
>She makes an excuse we have to be over 21 to be here
>I remind her it's Georgia and we're at a Dave and Busters where that's never been the rules and that I would like to speak to the general manager
>she relents and gets us a table. We sit there or another 15 minutes without any silverware, waters, or drink orders.
>Comes back another 15 minutes later saying she has to move us again
>Moves us to a table in the back corner and assigns us a younger waiter in training to serve us
>she's doing her best, but is clearly not supposed to be waiting tables on her own yet. Keeps forgetting stuff and needing us to repeat everything slowly.
>It takes another 30 minutes for the food to get there and it's all lukewarm
>the manager lady comes back and asks us how everything is
>My friend and I run down all the nasty things she's done to us since we've arrived and ask to speak to the general manager again. She tries to play it off like she's sorry and gives everyone free game cards and never gets the gen manager

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:48:36 2016 No.8204278

>>8204263
>We pay and I only tip 5%. We then play in the gameroom for about an hour.
>As we are leaving, I happen to run into the general manager. I tell him what happened, my friends backing me up, and he's turning bright red with anger.
>He tells us to wait, gets the older lady that waited on us, and tells her off in front of us saying that "you don't treat paying customers like this" and "what prompted you to be this rude?"
>She's not saying much and looks like she's about to cry. Tries to say that young kids don't ever tip without adults and that she was trying to save the dining staff time and money.
>Tells the gen manager we only tipped 5%
>"You're lucky you even got tipped at all. You're in some hot water."
>He turns back to us and gives us all free meal and play certificates and tells us that he will take care of us personally next time we come in.

Needless to say the next time we went, the lady wasn't there anymore. He told us she had been let go due to her attitude with a few others tables.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:49:25 2016 No.8204280 >>8196666 The smoked brisket I had there a few years ago was top notch but my father remarked that the pulled pork should have been better for the price.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:50:07 2016 No.8204281 >>8204263 >>8204278 Is Dave and Busters a restaurant/arcade?

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:51:36 2016 No.8204288

>new restaurant opens in the shopping center I worked at
>managers walk around and give 1 free meal coupons to people who work in the center
>3 day soft opening when we could get free meal
>I go on my hour lunch break and order a medium rare burger
>literally the only customer there
>55 min later burger comes out well done and dry as hell
At least I didn't have to pay; so not that bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:52:28 2016 No.8204291 >>8204281 It's what happens if Applebee's had a really high tech arcade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:55:44 2016 No.8204298 >>8204291 Then why would they not expect young people? Like really young people?

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:57:07 2016 No.8204303

>>8204298
That's what I asked her. It's actually a place made for people over 18 who want to play games without being a creepy chuck e cheese loomer. It's made so you can get drunk and play skiball.

The only reason she didn't want us there is because she thought college freshman wouldn't stay long enough to spend money and wouldn't tip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 19:58:58 2016 No.8204308 >>8204288 >medium rare burger you deserve it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:00:43 2016 No.8204314 >>8197931 >I left a yelp review and included this picture. It is now the "cover picture" for their yelp that everyone sees You rascal

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:18:35 2016 No.8204348

A rare instance where the waitstaff was fine, but the food was shit.

>Go to a an upscale restaurant in Asheville with my best friend while on vacation
>We sit down, and everything on the menu costs big money. Even an order of bread is $4.
>The waitress is lovely and makes a good wine suggestion. We get a bottle and order the bread which is supposed to be "farm fresh 7 grain."
>It gets to the table and it's literally pepperidge farm 7 grain bread, untoasted
>The waitress takes our orders. I order the porkchop and my friend orders the snapper.
>The waitress says the snapper is spicy, and my friend says that's exactly what she's looking for.
>The food gets there and it's all... odd. The Pork chop is sitting on chopped ocra and sweet potatoes plus mashed sweet potatoes. It's all under seasoned, but the real kicker is the blob of mushy green pepper and okra puree topping the chop.
>It's smiley in the worst way, has 0 salt or any other seasonings, and the chop is bone dry.
>The snapper is sopping wet sitting in a medley of under cooked vegetables with a tasteless broth that isn't spicy at all and just makes everything soggy.
>There's about 4 vegetables too many. Asparagus, tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, onion, carrot, snap peas, and sweet potatoes. No salt.
>We ask the waitress if they're training a new chef. She tells us it's the chef who's always there, but asks if there's something wrong.
>I don't feel like getting into it with the nice waitress so I tell her everything is fine.
Cont.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:21:13 2016 No.8204356

>>8204348
>>8204348
>We finish and get the bill. The bill is almost $150. 2 entres and a bottle of wine totals out to almost $150. We ask if there is a mistake and the waiter goes quiet and mumbles "no that's... that's what this all costs."
>The pork chop was $45, the snapper was $60, and the wine was $30. The bread was $4.
>Pay and leave.
>Leave a dry, straight forward review documenting all of this on yelp. No insults, no harsh language, no personal attacks.
>Get a message from the owners a day later telling us if we take down the review and leave a good one, we can come back and have a full meal for free.
>Respond to her asking if the same menu and chef will be present if we come on a different day of the week
>They say yes, it's the same every night. But we could order anything we wanted free of charge.
>Decline their offer and tell them that I can't be bribed out of an unsavory yelp review with more tasteless food.
>They tell me I'm no longer welcome at their establishment
>Still don't get that logic

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:27:04 2016 No.8204371

I don't know, but my friend served his bandaid in someones french fries when we were both line cooks. I imagine that was that persons worst experience.

If you eat out often and really pay attention, you can find a hair in about 1 out of 20 meals you order.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:27:27 2016 No.8204372

I used to believe most celebrities were normal despite the crazy stories I hear on the internet, but now I can believe them after my encounter with Ryan Gosling.

Dude's a weird guy. I work as a waiter at a decent restaurant in LA and he came in this weekend with a bunch of friends.

I'll try to cliffs this:

>go up to their table and try to contain my excitement that I'm waiting on the Goose
>Goose looks at me and says he'll have a steak with ketchup
>All his weird folk/hipster friends order
>As I leave to go back to the kitchen, Goose walks behind me and tries to come in
>I ask him if he's looking for the bathroom
>He says no angrily and tells me he's there to cook his steak so the chef doesn't poison it
>I try to tell him he can't do that and assure him that no one will poison his food
>Goose ain't having it
>Manager comes and assures Goose his steak won't be poisoned
>Goose asks him if he wants his teeth kicked in
>Goose and his friends are kicked out
>When I go to leave that night, I see Goose across the street wearing the jacket from Drive
>He keeps zipping the zipper up and down as he watches me drive away

Having your dreams crushed is the worst feeling imaginable.... I'm still feeling down from that day

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:32:41 2016 No.8204391 >>8199854 I agree with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:41:18 2016 No.8204414 >>8204372 If you're going to do this, at least make it original each time. No one likes stale pasta.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:43:04 2016 No.8204418

>>8204372
Similar story

>Bill Murray shows up to a country club I used to waitress at
>He's really nice the entire time and tips well
>But he does weird shit to the other guests. He takes beers from their carts, takes french friends from their plates, uses their clubs, in general is just a weird creepy guy
>Until people realize it's Bill
>Then everyone thinks it's hilarious
>He tipped everyone super well and came back once or twice and did the same shit
>No one seemed to mind because he's Bill fucking Murray

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:43:26 2016 No.8204419 File: 83 KB, 250x250, ChuckyH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Unironically lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:50:45 2016 No.8204438 >>8204419 I hope you know that's not actually me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 20:56:46 2016 No.8204458 >>8204438 I did think that it was somewhat too good to be true, but I will continue to spam it on the off chance that it is

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 21:20:36 2016 No.8204522

>>8204348
>We sit down, and everything on the menu costs big money. Even an order of bread is $4.

>>8204356
>We finish and get the bill. The bill is almost $150. 2 entres and a bottle of wine totals out to almost $150. We ask if there is a mistake and the waiter goes quiet and mumbles "no that's... that's what this all costs."
>The pork chop was $45, the snapper was $60, and the wine was $30. The bread was $4.

For some reason it sounds like you're trying to act surprised by the prices.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 21:44:04 2016 No.8204572 >>8197664 I had the opposite problem, brisket was swimming in grease. Kinda scared to try BBQ brisket again.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 21:51:00 2016 No.8204594

>>8204072
Thats what you get. You wanted to be a big biy but couldnt hang. You couldnt even speak up like a man but you want to justify pretending to be one? You fucking waited while your pizza was getting fucked in the kitchen for 3 hours like the good little cuck you are. No balls to take initiative and demand it. I guess what they say is true. Once a bitch always a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 21:54:20 2016 No.8204603 >>8204594 Rekt

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 22:32:54 2016 No.8204694 >>8204458 It's actually Todd Brunson, son of poker player Doyle Brunson

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 22:33:27 2016 No.8204695 >>8195126 For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 22:48:49 2016 No.8204724 >>8204694 Damn, are your reviews more serious than your photo? Do you actually believe your own bollocks?

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 22:56:38 2016 No.8204744

>>8204724
My yelp persona is sort of a caricature of my actual self. I tend to exaggerate and blow things out of proportion and sometimes just lie outright. I'm not sure why I do it other than to amuse myself. Thanks for reading my reviews anyhow. It's always nice to meet a fan

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 23:05:55 2016 No.8204757
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>>8195126
My worst wasn't even the restaurant staff's fault.

We were eating at a local mom 'n pop diner, having a good time, when some kid shit his pants at the table next to us, and the smell caused a waitress to vomit, which then caused like two more people to vomit. They had to close down for the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 23:11:02 2016 No.8204768 >>8204744 I'm fairly certain you have Asperger's

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 23:15:26 2016 No.8204777 >>8204522 The bread and wine prices weren't marked on the menu, and they charged us $30 for a $12 bottle. Needless to say, that was surprising.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 23:24:00 2016 No.8204799

>>8195174
Oh man when I lived in Korea, there were two ultimate hangover soups - one was like oxtail or spine, not sure which, but in a spicy broth. Another was with bits of beef and mondu in a spicy tofu broth, they'd crack a raw egg into it table side.....

That, or just a bunch of mondu, or pizza school. Good times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 23:27:38 2016 No.8204806 >>8201467 Dont forget us nanaimo fags, there's at least 2 of us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 23:28:54 2016 No.8204811 >>8204806 >nanaimo truly i feel for you anon that place is a fucking dump

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 23:43:20 2016 No.8204843 >>8204278 If I saw a bunch of 18 year old faggots at a drunk's chuck-e-cheese, I'd expect the worst too. You sound like an embellishing dipshit.

Anonymous Thu Oct 20 23:45:30 2016 No.8204850

>I went to a restaurant and had to wait 3 hours before the waiter would take my order, and then instead of getting the food me forced me onto the table and savagely raped me for 40 minutes before spitting in my face and walking off with my watch and mobile phone
>I was so shocked I only tipped him 10%

>12 replies vilifying anon for mistreating poor hardworking waiters with a shitty tip

everytiem

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 20 23:51:44 2016 No.8204868 >>8204850 >being this dumbest poster in this thread You deserve some recognition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 05:19:39 2016 No.8205413 >>8204594 Poor attempt at trolling. The guy clearly wrote that he was crying during the duration and kept asking his parents when the food would be there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 06:53:20 2016 No.8205514 >>8204806 Holy fuck I'm in Victoria as well, I've never seen so many islanders in one place on here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 07:25:31 2016 No.8205569 >>8195872 It's not wobbly it's al dente.

Anonymous Fri Oct 21 07:41:38 2016 No.8205583

>Order a pizza from a local pizza joint called Charlie's
>Ask for a capricciosa, hold the anchovies with extra chilli please
>Pizza is ~$15, average for a large pizza
>Get pizza and take it home, get extra anchovies and no chilli

Their pizzas were always shit, it was only five minutes walk and the titular Charlie was a drunken, greasy Italian man who probably had mob ties so my housemates and went there because it was funny.

Sad times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 09:07:05 2016 No.8205699 File: 62 KB, 300x200, OItnWGv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8204594

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 09:29:16 2016 No.8205737 >>8199854 >https://www.yelp.com/biz/smokey-mos-bbq-round-rock >>8199854 sounds like an autistic cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 12:03:18 2016 No.8206015 >>8201859 You've obviously never been to Montreal

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 12:16:43 2016 No.8206034 >>8202028 >getting triggered this hard on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 12:19:47 2016 No.8206040 >>8203672 The delusion is strong with this one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 12:28:36 2016 No.8206063 >>8196666 chekd

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 13:08:09 2016 No.8206140 >>8205413 Lol was that guy you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 13:37:32 2016 No.8206206 File: 19 KB, 268x265, 1324754918001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8206140 >accusing him of samefagging >as if he would admit it if he was Might as well not even reply to his post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 13:37:36 2016 No.8206208 I ordered fried rice at a chinese restaurant once and it had fucktons of shredded iceberg lettuce that had been stir fried with the rice it was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 13:38:06 2016 No.8206210 >>8206206 Stop replying to yourself dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 13:40:10 2016 No.8206216 >walk into mcdonalds >20 niggers brawling inside >just hear a load of chimp noises and "SHIEETTT FUGGUFUFU NIGGUH WHOAUAAA" >turn 360 degrees and walk out

Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:11:54 2016 No.8206302
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>go to Dino's mass produced Italian with GF a few years ago
>nothing special, but the food's decent
>we're both around 18. I'm tall so I fit the description, gf looks younger
>the restaurant is weird that day
>loud, overweight customers (it was in KY, so that's normal)
>crumbs on most of the tables
>something's on my seat, I won't sit down until it's clean
>I'm 6'4", so it's pretty hard to miss me
>still takes a few minutes before it's wiped down
>waitress gets our drinks
>asks my gf if she wants a kid's menu
>"no..?"
>for the entire time she's been talking to us like we're children
>it's super weird
>finally get food
>it's ok.

I didn't tip her, and my gf was so offended she refuses to go back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:13:59 2016 No.8206309 >>8206302 This is probably the worst story I've ever heard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:17:36 2016 No.8206319 File: 8 KB, 184x184, 92d8eb18023b3887cec34ce26deaed04aaff2081_full.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8206210

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:19:28 2016 No.8206323 >>8206302 They treated you like kids because you whined about the mess and probably acted like faggots.

Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:24:43 2016 No.8206340

>>8206323
So if there's bunch of shit on your seat you're going to sit on it? It was a legitimate mess. I couldn't just get it with a napkin.
And for how we were acting, I can't say.
I was probably a faggot because I have little social awareness, but my gf is the quiet type so I know she wasn't a problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:26:10 2016 No.8206343 >>8206323 kys

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:27:45 2016 No.8206347 >>8206340 You sound autistic as fuck. The way you start your sentence with "so," because you're trying to mimic the way you talk irl. That's a solid symptom of autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:28:59 2016 No.8206350 >>8206347 This entire post is the definition of autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:29:06 2016 No.8206351 >>8195873 >>8196021 >>8196996 >>8204260 you sensitive euros and shitposting aussies can't even tell whether a post is a joke or not i swear to god this place makes some of you literally brain dead

Anonymous Fri Oct 21 14:43:03 2016 No.8206394
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>Attend Chinese restaurant on Mother's Day, which for any other place will be the busiest day of the year
>Only me, my ister and mother, and the Chinese owner in building
>Leads us to beutiful upstairs dining room with bay views
>Still empty
>Take orders
>Silence broken by the owner beginning to play a Daniel Beddingfield CD
>Couple tracks in, You're Beutiful starts playing
>Food comes out
>Sickly Sweet
>Hot on the outside
>Cold on the inside
>Clearly microwaved
>You're Beutiful starts skipping
>Empty restaurant
>Busiest day of the day of the year
>Disgusting food
>Endless Beddingfield
>I laugh for the 20 minutes they play You're Beuitiful before they switch it off

>>8206208
>shredded iceberg lettuce that had been stir fried
Fair fucks that's disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 16:00:24 2016 No.8206567 >>8204118 >boston pizza Why is Boston so consistently god fucking awful? It makes no sense, it's not exactly a place you would expect to be terrible?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 17:57:55 2016 No.8206823 >>8199458 Do you live in MD? That's a common place for teens who want the "restaurant experience" but without the funds to do so properly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 18:20:44 2016 No.8206888 >>8196627 >sending back food at Applebee's It's guaranteed that they don't give a shit. Plus this is how you end up with cum in your food. You might as well send your food back at McDonald's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 18:33:26 2016 No.8206918 >>8197171 >ontarian poutine Problematic

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 19:13:32 2016 No.8207009 >>8202830 As descriptive as Australians can muster. Well done. Cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 21 19:49:54 2016 No.8207087 >>8206302 hello, Corbin/London, KY senpai Yeah Dino's is pretty shit desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 03:30:15 2016 No.8208143 >>8200512 >Food can only be good if it's expensive

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 03:31:29 2016 No.8208146 I got into an argument with this slut of a waitress, and then she hits me and when I fall back I accidentally dropped my pocket hentai, and everyone fucking saw

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 03:32:45 2016 No.8208153 >>8206888 >You might as well send your food back at McDonald's. Why not? I always say no ketchup and sometimes they put ketchup and I'll tell them and they'll give me one that's right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 03:47:14 2016 No.8208173 >>8196928 I'm a 6'6 del taco shef, I also make 80k a year and fuck customers with my 8 inch dick in the freezer room on top of the meet bags.

Anonymous Sat Oct 22 03:59:02 2016 No.8208182

>staying in a hotel for work
>go to restaurant at hotel
>colleague and I both order lamb cutlets
>cutlets are inconstant in size, mine ranged from medium to almost raw, colleague's were well done
>cutlets were crumbed in panko breadcrumbs and litterally soaked in oil
>came with some badly cooked peas and cauliflower
>at half a cutlet and felt sick from the oil
glad I didn't have to pay for it

Anonymous Sat Oct 22 04:10:00 2016 No.8208192

>went to a cafe for lunch
>got a "Caesar Burger"
>shitty supermarket bread roll, toasted
>shaved chicken breast from a packet, tasted microwaved
>a bit of bacon with some shitty lettuce on top
>caesar dressing out of the bottle
was pretty terrible, don't know why I expected better from a little cafe

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 04:11:07 2016 No.8208193 >>8206216 >>turn 360 degrees and walk out Then you would continue walking in the same direction

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 04:35:45 2016 No.8208216 >>8205514 Makes sense. It rains so much so the only thing do do is just enter our houses and browse 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 04:41:25 2016 No.8208221 >>8208192 Done right a Caesar burger might actually be pretty good.

Anonymous Sat Oct 22 05:44:12 2016 No.8208291

>>8195126

Lower/Middle tier restaurants in the USA. Universally shit. The food is sometimes passable, if large portions mainly of red meat are your thing but the service is just diabolical. I often had to ask servers repeatedly not to try to enter the table's conversation, it's just deplorable but seems universally accepted. Only at the higher end of things do you find service staff who have been adequately trained.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 06:12:22 2016 No.8208327 >>8208193 Newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 07:22:44 2016 No.8208416 >>8195174 >>8204799 Why were you anons in korea? Was it nice? Why did you return? Just interested to know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 09:23:06 2016 No.8208555 >>8208416 >Why were you anons in korea North Korean intelligence agent detected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 10:59:58 2016 No.8208676 >>8208327 trolled u :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 13:23:59 2016 No.8208959 >>8208143 There's a difference between "good" and "fine dining". Someday I hope you get to experience the latter, and feel embarassing about your thoughts on the former

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 14:42:18 2016 No.8209167 >>8208676 newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 14:43:39 2016 No.8209170 >>8206888 Look the second option autist. get it comped, its not fucking hard. Just have it taken off the bill and order something else. In any case, its not the servers fault.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 15:16:49 2016 No.8209236 >>8209167 u r so maad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 22 17:02:33 2016 No.8209547 >>8209236 newfag

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