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8187524 No.8187524 [Reply] [Original]

You like? Das ist gut, ya?

>> No.8187546
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8187546

Ja, sehr gut. Das pizza hier ist auch gut.

>> No.8187565

Alles was Dr. Oetker macht ist scheisse

>> No.8187569

it's dont

>> No.8187572

>>8187565
well fuck you too.
in terms of this abomination he's right tho.

>> No.8187574

yes, i too like a good 'za 'burg' dog

>> No.8187577
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8187577

>>8187572
germans can't fucking make pizza

just have a look at this abomination from german Domino's

>> No.8187612

>>8187577
>german Domino's
the only american pizza chain that i know here is pizza hut

>> No.8187622

Weirdest shit I ever experienced was a Korean Papa Johns when I lived there. Shit was delicious and I can't explain it.

>> No.8187633
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>>8187524
I've wanted to try this for the longest time now, simply because it's such an affront to taste and culinary culture, probably even nature.
It's so inhuman and revolting, but tempting at the same time, even if it's only because it defies what should be thought of as food.
Like it's the fast food form of Umr at-Tawil, ancient forbidden knowledge lies waiting for me if I just dare walk through that ultimate gate and bite into one of these, but I can't bring myself to shed my humanity completely.
Iä Iä!

>> No.8187667

>>8187622
Wonder if they mixed kolchujang with the sauce?

>> No.8187678

Ich möchte ficken einen Juden Frauen

>> No.8187693

>>8187612
>>8187577
looks more like joeys

>> No.8187718
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>>8187577
the pizza you get in my region is made with seweetish (and way too thick) dough, bad ingredients and topped with tons of cheap cheese.
it's frankly horrible.
i'd actually prefer this pic related (leaving the usage of papyrus aside) pizza to anything you can order here.
i think it really is quite decent.

>> No.8188040

Der fuhrer Hitler would be proud. ya achtung minen

>> No.8188173

>>8187524
>EASY TO EAT
We'd all like to write our own reviews doc.

>> No.8188223

>>8187524
These are so shit. In my local supermarket they have been discounted since their release. Whenever Edeka doesn't put them on sale in the entire area, you can get one of those coupons, which they pin right above them to the fridge.
And they still don't sell.
It's beyond me, why anyone thought that this was a good idea. They aren't even cheap, getting a cheap Brötchen, cheese, tomato sauce and other ingredients is quite possible for 3€ and it tastes better.
The idea behind frozen pizza is that I can't make a yeast dough without work and I can't buy a fresh one, but I can buy a fresh bun for next to nothing.
Same goes for those mini pizzas (not piccolinis, those are goat, but those boat shaped ones, can't remember the name). Just use some bread as base, it tastes virtually the same, is easy as fuck and nearly as fast, but costs less than half with better ingredients.

>> No.8188227

>>8187524

Why would anyone, willingly, eat that shit?

>> No.8189214

>>8187678
I wanting to fuck a jews women

>> No.8189290
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8189290

We have to go deeper

>> No.8189299

>>8189290
Einfach awful

>> No.8189492

>>8189299
It's what Americans eat. You have to keep it authentic.

>> No.8189496

>>8188227
IT'S DOG
IT'S BURG
IT'S ZA
IT'S EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT.

>> No.8189500

>>8189290
BIG

STRONG

AMERICAN

PIZZA

>> No.8189526
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8189526

>>8188223
>those boat shaped ones, can't remember the name
pizza baguette? i hate those
>>8189290
it's like they just threw everything they had in store on that pizza!?

>> No.8189551

>>8187524
Food this bad for you shouldn't have "Dr" in its branding.

>> No.8189554

>>8187546
>>8187577
>>8187718

That's to stick it to the Italians for costing them the war.

>> No.8189557

>>8187693
Dominos just bought Joeys some time ago. (But they will still have the same menu).

>> No.8189562

>>8188223
Those "pizza boats" cost 99ct for 4 pieces. You can't really go cheaper.

>> No.8189576

>>8187546

Who is Dr. Oetker? Is he a real doctor or like Dr. Phil?

>> No.8189596
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8189596

Pic related will be my dinner tonight, gonna slather it in garlic sauce and dig in. This one doesn't have corn though because fuck that.

>>8187524
The pizza burger variants are pretty bad. The pepperoni one was 3/10 so I can only shudder at the taste of the hot dog one.
>>8187633
It tastes pretty much like one of their frozen pizzas but then with more dough and a weirder choice of toppings. Try it if you want, I had the same morbid curiosity and ended up being disappointing. Its not very weird, just not good.

>> No.8189598

>>8189576
Mengele changed spitzname after the lost war

>> No.8189615
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8189615

Friendly reminder that the former owner of Dr Oetker was a literal SS soldier.

I hate jews and that's why I always eat Dr Oetker.

>> No.8189625

>>8187524

Knowing this exists makes me want to commit suicide. This is why I am an alcoholic.

>> No.8189723

Das ist ALLES DRECK

Diese Tiefkühlpizzen sind eine Beleidigung

>> No.8189738

>>8189526
>>8189562
Nono, I mean those fuckers that cost like 1.99 for one.
Just took a look, they are called Rustipani. They aren't even bad, just way too small for their price.

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>>8189596
>Its not very weird, just not good.
well that's disappointing
I was kinda hoping for a 20 year old Pepsi Crystal type of experience
>tfw one of my best friends actually likes them and recommended them to me

>> No.8189777

>>8189615
didn't know this

I now fully support Dr. Oetker

>> No.8190217
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>>8189526

If they have a Waitrose near you get one of their essential individual pizzas. They're amazing.

>> No.8190306

>>8190217
>Waitrose near you
I'm in central europe, never heard of that

>> No.8190327

>>8190306

>European

Hahahahaha well fuck you then you fucking foreigner.

BREXIT

>> No.8190330

>>8189214
No way, me too!

>> No.8190332

>>8190306
>central europe
>BREXIT
you for real?

>> No.8190340

>>8190332
oh fuck i misslinked and missed those tripe. whatever