What is the best hangover cure

[Anonymous No.8181083]

and why is it milk?

[Anonymous No.8181098]

>extremely dry mouth
>Drink basically diluted glue
>Mouth ends up drier and now sticky

What you want is something that moves around quickly and leaves no residue..Water..

[Anonymous No.8181102]

>>8181098
OP made no mention of diluted glue anywhere in his post.

[Anonymous No.8181104]

>>8181098
nonfat milk is more watery than gluey imho
idk what it is but when I'm hungover I just can't get enough of that good good

also, I'm a
GRILL
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[Anonymous No.8181111]

>>8181104
So what do you usually grill?

[Anonymous No.8181127]

>>8181111
was considering not responding to this comment but holy quads

I actually do not own a grill but if I did nothing would be safe

[Anonymous No.8181189]

>>8181127
But you just said you're a grill. Are you fooling around with me?

[Anonymous No.8181196]

>>8181083
More alcohol is the best hangover cure

better than that is to not get hangovers by drinking lots of water.

[Anonymous No.8181511]

Don't fall for the alcohol meme.

Don't fall for the distilled jew.

Don't fall for the intoxicating kike.

[Anonymous No.8183228]

>>8181083
There's none. Water helps a little. This is the only truth.

[Anonymous No.8183374]

>>8181083
Have you ever had a real serious hangover?

I don't think you have.

[Anonymous No.8183389]

Milk is good for the mild hangover, when the worst thing is that thirst that water can't quench. But if the hangover is worse, it makes me sick.
Pickle juice may help.

[Anonymous No.8183402]

1 - multivitamin and water before bed

2 - Room temperature lemon-lime Gatorade in the morning (doesn't stain as bad as other flavors if you throw up, room temp liquids are easier on the stomach)

3 - Sip liquids sparsely for a few hours, consider mineral water

4 - eat a small serving of chinese take out or anything greasy

5 - take a nap

[Anonymous No.8183418]

Irn Bru

[Anonymous No.8183422]

Marijuana + water.

I don't even smoke anymore, but when I was in college weed used to literally cure my hangovers. It took care of the headache and ill feeling.

[Anonymous No.8183425]

>>8181083
There is no cure for a hangover other than waiting it out.

[Anonymous No.8183441]

>>8183228
Literally this.

The only cure is time itself.

[Anonymous No.8183444]

>>8181083
>marijuana
>water
>breakfast sandwich
>nap


90% of the time it works every time

[Anonymous No.8183450]

>>8183418

This

[Anonymous No.8183454]

>>8181083
>>8181083
Why does the cat have a hangover

and why should I call PETA?

[Anonymous No.8183461]

>>8183402
Adding to this hangover jedi talk, all those recipes, including having a breakfast (a good toast is wonderful), taking a good shit and lengthy shower only work on moderate hangovers.
If you had several sorts of drinks last night, mixed up with some tobacco and trash snacks instead of proper food and ended up heaving repeatedly, then only small sips of room temp water and sleeping through the whole day helps. In the evening some chicken broth and dry toast bread. In the next morning you may resume living normally.

[Anonymous No.8183472]

Vodka.

[Anonymous No.8183561]

Godtier is definitely chicken soup. Light, tasty, replenishes electrolytes and water in the body.

If that is not available egg with ham and cheese. Pro is that if you vomit it out again the vomiting goes smoothly.

[Anonymous No.8183644]

>>8181083
A healthy snack and lots of water before you go to bed.

[Anonymous No.8184765]

>>8181083
Pickle brine helps. Most of the discomfort from a hangover is dehydration so getting some salts and electrolytes in your body is great. Also caffeine. Caffeine will constrict blood vessels and help alleviate the headache. I would go old school and get some Goody's headache powder as it contains aspirin, caffeine and acetaminophen and can be added to pickle brine. Then it is just a matter getting water and food into your system

Of course this assumes you want be sober and get over the hangover. Otherwise, just drink more.

[Anonymous No.8184776]

>>8181083

Double gin, tonic, dash of bitters, just s squeeze of lime. Down in one.

[Anonymous No.8184787]

>>8181083
Coffee and cold shower

/thread

If still necessary a quick sip of concrete

Harden the fuck up

[Anonymous No.8184797]

>>8184765

thought I was the only one who drank pickle juice

so tasty when you feel like ass.. or when youre drunk..

[Anonymous No.8184802]

There is no cure. Drink water throughout drinking. Drink gatorade before bed. Drink coffee when you wake up. Easy

[Anonymous No.8184818]

>>8181189

Obviously they identify as a GRILL but can't actually GRILL on account of not being a biological GRILL.

[Anonymous No.8184841]

>drinking water between alcohol
This shit doesnt work. Except maybe that it will fill your stomach and cut down on your drinking that way.

Just pop an aspirin or paracetamol before sleeping. Normally alcohol fucks with your sleeping making you rest a lot worse. Painkillers makes waking up less painful and gernerally improves your rest

[Anonymous No.8185038]

Room temp sprite

Scrambled Eggs with some cheese mixed in, I personally recommend doing greek scrambled with a decent cup of feta thrown in, tasty as all hell and it'll do you good. Maybe some bacon or sausage if you feel up to it but I find that's a bit much first meal of the day if I'm groggy. Olives are gud too

Now, it is worth mentioning, I don't get hangovers regardless of how much I drink. Which may be more due to my inability to sleep when drunk, but the few times I have passed out from exhaustion after a few bad days of binge drinking I've still avoided them. So this is more based on what I've made for other people to cure them up

[Anonymous No.8185062]

Tomatoes and tomato juice. V8 works too.

[Anonymous No.8185898]

>>8184818
underrated and topical

[Anonymous No.8185899]

>>8183402
>preventing or minimizing a hangover =/= curing a hangover

[Anonymous No.8185907]

>>8183402

how about not poisoning yourself in the first place

[Anonymous No.8185914]

My go to hangover cures :

Smart Water (or any water with electrolytes/minerals)

Gatorade (blue or green)

Chicken broth, sometimes with a very small handful of oatmeal mixed in

Sushi. White rice is pretty easy on the tummy

[Anonymous No.8185916]

>>8184797
working outside during the summer i'd mix gatorade powder with pickle juice and ice cold water. greatest, most fucking refreshing drink i've ever had

[Anonymous No.8185927]

>>8181083
Caldo tlalpeño

[Anonymous No.8187427]

>>8181083
Gross.


If I have a terrible hangover, I'll need a large Gatorade. Nothing else does a better job.

[Anonymous No.8187442]

best hangover cure is more drinking

[Anonymous No.8187659]

Casey's General Store sells these five hour energy-esque shots that helps with Hangovers.

It actually works for me.

[Anonymous No.8187769]

All these plebs with their mom-tier cures.

You know why you have a killer headache?

You just dehydrated your body to shit and now you have no electrolytes left.

For every drink, take a glass of water.

When you get home supp with potassium, salt, and magnesium.

t. On keto and can't hold for shit anymore

[Anonymous No.8187805]

>>8181083
It's actually a greasy diner breakfast.

[Anonymous No.8187831]

When I know I drank way too much and will be sick the next day and puke my guts out is it smart to force yourself to vomit out the alcohol the same night when you get home?

[Anonymous No.8187857]

>>8187805
Why do people recommend greasy food for hangovers? I'm usually nauseous and pissing water out of my butt to begin with