Food Fails

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Food Fails Anonymous Fri Oct 7 20:57:31 2016 No.8164520 [Reply] [Original]

Food fail thread. Post failed/gross entrees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 20:59:34 2016 No.8164527 File: 61 KB, 780x522, cooking-fail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 21:04:28 2016 No.8164543 File: 96 KB, 500x328, fail-owned-spelling-food-fail-0-o-funny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 21:10:04 2016 No.8164562 File: 63 KB, 803x481, 20-funny-fast-food-fails-that-will-make-you-want-to-eat-at-home-15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 21:11:08 2016 No.8164566 File: 20 KB, 236x405, 11cdba5543eef93dfaa19db5083bb0fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 21:52:48 2016 No.8164670 File: 58 KB, 754x440, Howdidwegowrong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164520 This gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 21:56:31 2016 No.8164673 >>8164670 Man that thing is still horrific

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:01:59 2016 No.8164680 >>8164670 Every single time, I cackle with laughter. I think I pulled something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:06:03 2016 No.8164687 >>8164520 There is only win in that picture

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:08:57 2016 No.8164695 File: 119 KB, 254x222, 493320-krabbypatty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/hubO2lkxWiw

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:11:43 2016 No.8164700 >>8164687 i agree. >look for source >"chocolate covered katie" >this looks promising >"vegan" perfect in every way

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:14:09 2016 No.8164705 >>8164520 Who is that semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:14:09 2016 No.8164706 >>8164695 >he didn't use real imitation crab meat instead of beef also this is too sad to laugh at one last thing >butter

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:23:21 2016 No.8164724 This entire thread is hilarious

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:26:42 2016 No.8164736 File: 10 KB, 180x220, agony.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164520 bitch, GET YOUR FUCKING HAIR out of the cinnamon rolls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:37:58 2016 No.8164760 >>8164670 That is insultingly low-effort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:39:33 2016 No.8164765 >>8164527 >calories-in-calories-out fags will defend this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 22:59:54 2016 No.8164831 >>8164695 Wtf is up with him

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:09:09 2016 No.8164997 File: 256 KB, 1200x1200, 1473286489268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164670

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:10:41 2016 No.8165000 File: 79 KB, 600x550, 1456205898235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164997

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:15:45 2016 No.8165015 File: 42 KB, 473x391, 1467157501745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164997 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:17:09 2016 No.8165020 >>8164831 actual autism

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:23:50 2016 No.8165041 >>8164997 Ayy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:24:30 2016 No.8165044 File: 74 KB, 188x291, 1299625024487.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164695 is he wearing the apron UNDER his shirt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:26:44 2016 No.8165047 >>8165044 >wanting to get your apron dirty

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:29:17 2016 No.8165053 File: 701 KB, 776x540, lord.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kay's ENTIRE channel jack wishes he could fuck up as badly as she does https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw

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Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:32:11 2016 No.8165060
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>>8164695
>3:36
>watching this while sorting through my other tabs of shit i have
>clicked on a youtube tap but then moved on to this one without thinking about youtube
>youtube did that think where it just starts playing because i clicked the tab
>"like this" then turns the tap on
>music from other tab starts as soon as he turns the tap on
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z3c4cncluo
>didnt even notice I had that tab still and thought it was just the video editing to make it seem like some magical onion
Oh fuck me I am dying over here

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:34:25 2016 No.8165069 >>8164543 The real cringe is that the ranch-cup is under drinks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:35:21 2016 No.8165073 File: 427 KB, 768x543, lord.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:36:23 2016 No.8165077 >>8165047 >getting dads work tie dirty

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:40:54 2016 No.8165092 File: 264 KB, 768x533, lord.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:52:54 2016 No.8165122 >>8165097 Why is it going in the oven

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:56:26 2016 No.8165130 >>8164520 I want to smell her hair

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:00:15 2016 No.8165142 >>8165092 >>8165085 >>8165073 >>8165068 Why does she burn everything?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:00:16 2016 No.8165143 >>8165122 >hes never oven bakes hard boiled eggs and lettuce pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:02:56 2016 No.8165150 File: 418 KB, 768x486, for taste.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8165142

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:10:41 2016 No.8165170 >>8165142 if you burn it you know it's cooked

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:17:37 2016 No.8165190 >>8164520 Is anyone going to poat the source for OP's image? I need that ""recipe"" now!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:22:30 2016 No.8165199 >>8165060 they go together well

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:24:32 2016 No.8165205 File: 33 KB, 917x1186, 1452384948767.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8165053 >>8165059 >>8165068 >>8165073 >>8165085 >>8165092 >>8165097 >>8165150 Please Satan, just end this world

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:28:10 2016 No.8165215 >>8165053 >>8165059 You leave my darling alone or I'll fucking make you eggbound you cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:28:50 2016 No.8165217 >>8164997 holy shit

Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:30:50 2016 No.8165226

>>8165170
>>8165142
Because in the scary depths of the midlands they only just last year stopped dying everytime they ate something slightly undercooked because they finally caught the gentleman who had been fucking all the chickens, cows and other farm animals and thus contaminating them.

but seriously, they're all shitscared of getting salmonella

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:48:28 2016 No.8165263 File: 59 KB, 600x357, 25 - cyvmgYQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8165053 >>8165059 >>8165060 >>8165068 >>8165073 >>8165085 >>8165092 >>8165097 >>8165142 she is the antithesis of Jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 01:55:12 2016 No.8165280 File: 46 KB, 373x364, 1281550514807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8165053 >>8165059 >>8165068 >>8165073 >>8165085 >>8165092 >>8165097 >>8165150 I am deeply, deeply concerned. This goes beyond Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 03:00:50 2016 No.8165377 >>8164705 Chocolate Covered Katie Muhammad cookfu

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 03:14:26 2016 No.8165400 >>8165097 >Salad >with hamburger buns >shit ton of salad cream >not even tossed It's basically a deconstructed ham and egg sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 04:24:15 2016 No.8165532 File: 31 KB, 700x485, pancakes.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164566

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 05:01:25 2016 No.8165601 File: 1.45 MB, 640x480, 1475075707958.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone have that video of a scottish (I think) mom cooking disgusting eggs and spooning black stale burnt butter over the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 05:07:50 2016 No.8165611 >>8164670 >>8164566 shit's on purpose, though. otherwise there wouldn't be pictures like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 07:55:41 2016 No.8165846 >>8164687 Except all the hair in the food she is about to serve

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 07:57:53 2016 No.8165849 >>8165846 I would eat her hair if it meant being within 15 feet of her aura

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 08:10:24 2016 No.8165874 File: 231 KB, 457x587, funny-girl-holding-plate-spill-dinner-fail-pics.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 08:11:55 2016 No.8165880 File: 10 KB, 221x228, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 09:28:22 2016 No.8165963 File: 254 KB, 472x410, 1468856716272.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8165053 jebus gord

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 09:38:16 2016 No.8165980 >>8164562 Looks like half a schnitzel

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 09:55:34 2016 No.8166006 >>8165053 >>8165059 >>8165068 >>8165073 >>8165085 >>8165092 >>8165097 >>8165150 And people say us brits can't cook

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 10:04:23 2016 No.8166015 >>8164562 That doesn't look bad at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 10:06:30 2016 No.8166018 >>8165053 >when you try to make meatballs but open a portal to the shadow realm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 10:06:33 2016 No.8166019 File: 120 KB, 593x640, aesthetic-ariana-ariana-grande-cute-Favim.com-3122030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8165053 how can you be THIS BAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 10:26:46 2016 No.8166052 >>8166006 You can't, but that's unrelated.

Anonymous Sat Oct 8 10:33:17 2016 No.8166062

>>8165226
>they're all shitscared of getting salmonella
i think it's got more to do with being retarded and forgetful. these people usually walk away from something cooking or try to do something else at the same time OR they follow a recipe too closely and let it cook as long as the recipe says, even if it's done 10 minutes sooner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 10:34:50 2016 No.8166065 >>8165400 >salad cream

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 10:48:45 2016 No.8166094 >>8165601 quivering. deer. pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 11:01:05 2016 No.8166113 >>8165053 >Nearly A Lamb Curry >Mexican Food Without Chill >It All Went Wrong >Meat Pie Made Different These titles are gold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 11:02:20 2016 No.8166114 >>8166015 It's the principle of the thing; one is obviously cut in half.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 11:03:38 2016 No.8166117 >>8164997 ayyyy lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 11:19:05 2016 No.8166149 >>8165880 What, where you expecting a pepperonis pizza? The package doesn't say there will be more than one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 11:23:45 2016 No.8166157 File: 52 KB, 366x374, this fucking faggot cake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164670 Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 11:27:26 2016 No.8166169 If I make some spaghetti and then just melt cheese over it, can I post it in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 11:29:03 2016 No.8166176 >>8166114 i can't visit 4chan anymore because you people are just too fucking stupid

Anonymous Sat Oct 8 11:35:54 2016 No.8166188

>>8165053
>melts the butter in one pan, then transfers it to another
>butters the bread before stuffing it in a frying pan
>dumps the egg onto it, where it pools into the bottom of the pan for a perfect omelette
>PUTS IT IN THE FUCKING OVEN
This is basically what something like HowToBasic should be. This is the most perfectly executed cooking humor I have ever seen, a true diamond in the rough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 11:56:32 2016 No.8166223 >>8164765 >muh-genetics fags will lash out at random posts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 12:16:47 2016 No.8166254 >>8165053 1/10 would smash

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 12:19:46 2016 No.8166257 >>8165400 >salad cream what did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 12:26:21 2016 No.8166271 >>8166157 is that some Phteven cake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 12:28:02 2016 No.8166277 File: 132 KB, 720x960, 1475878122404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8166094

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 14:19:16 2016 No.8166567 >>8166188 she is a very good actor if it is humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 16:36:40 2016 No.8166983 File: 164 KB, 500x666, LordHelpUs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 16:46:04 2016 No.8167007 File: 17 KB, 239x400, GiveUsEachDayOurDailyBread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8166983

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 16:47:24 2016 No.8167014 File: 31 KB, 615x461, ForgiveUsOurSins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167007

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 16:48:32 2016 No.8167020 File: 94 KB, 650x433, LeadUsNotIntoTemptation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167014

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 16:49:36 2016 No.8167021 File: 49 KB, 600x387, DeliverUsFromEvil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167020

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 16:50:52 2016 No.8167025 File: 49 KB, 500x644, human-tree-man12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8165053 reminds me of pic related

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 16:51:58 2016 No.8167028 >>8166157 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 17:05:51 2016 No.8167065 >>8167020 >thomas the cake engine

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 17:16:37 2016 No.8167105 >>8165263 >handletheheat.com No joke, I met this girl when she was working at a Sur La Table like 4 years back in Arizona. She's a cute blonde borderline babe. Got her number. I was like 19 at the time and way overzealous about asking girls out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 17:24:25 2016 No.8167124 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, meatballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 17:26:01 2016 No.8167131 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, beans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 17:27:00 2016 No.8167135 >>8167025 Is that Groot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 17:28:38 2016 No.8167139 >>8165263 >remake a photo from an Alton Brown cookbook but...but why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 19:33:22 2016 No.8167472 File: 2.86 MB, 400x400, power juice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 19:42:40 2016 No.8167504 >>8167472 I hate that bloody marys have become a meme. Literally a respectable drink otherwise

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 19:48:33 2016 No.8167523 >>8166983 >"it's adds texture!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 19:48:44 2016 No.8167525 >>8167472 wtf who would do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 20:04:26 2016 No.8167563 >>8167131 id say its fake but theres no way she/d waste her benefits money like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 20:13:22 2016 No.8167595 >>8167131 this is so UK

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 20:18:33 2016 No.8167613 >>8165073 it's brûlé alright

Anonymous Sat Oct 8 20:34:34 2016 No.8167674

>>8165097
this channel has to be fake (or a troll). the ingredients you see there are all fresh and look good. even the eggs look perfectly cooked (no green shit around the yolk). it just doesn't make sense that a person who can cook an egg properly and buys fresh produce is able to create such disgusting dishes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 20:35:53 2016 No.8167676 >>8167124 >>8167131 saved can someone please webm all of her videos ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 20:48:33 2016 No.8167711 >>8167124 this is highly disturbing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 20:53:39 2016 No.8167729 >>8167131 There is literally nothing wrong with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 20:57:30 2016 No.8167742 >>8165846 I'd straight eat and swallow her pussy hair given the chance. Don't see a problem with her hair touching a roll.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 21:06:27 2016 No.8167768 >>8167676 Why not just watch the videos on youtube (now with sound)???

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 21:14:01 2016 No.8167789 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj7-qrH-ZY0 she cooks the pizza dough and the toppings at the same time fucking hell lads we found the queen of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 21:32:57 2016 No.8167844 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, kosher jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Oct 8 21:42:43 2016 No.8167861
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I feel kinda bad for Kay because she seems like a cheeky cheerful mum who legitimately enjoys cooking.

Except, you know, not actually being able to cook without nearly burning her kitchen down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 21:45:54 2016 No.8167865 File: 1.01 MB, 200x190, 1469468843549.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167861 whats going on there

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 21:50:44 2016 No.8167878 File: 522 KB, 760x531, sausage wrapped in bacon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167865 Bacon as "tradition", vegetable oil on top. Stuffed with premade sage and onion stuffing, egg and margarine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14WRwYyLHU

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 22:16:59 2016 No.8167958 File: 173 KB, 500x758, 1473211290628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167472 >grilled cheese infused vodka

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 22:21:45 2016 No.8167971 File: 961 KB, 245x250, oh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167472 absolutely horrifying

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 23:18:31 2016 No.8168123 File: 354 KB, 240x200, 1432608664181.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167472

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 23:54:20 2016 No.8168183 >>8164695 if's fuckin' raw, though

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 23:56:05 2016 No.8168188 File: 15 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167472 What would compel you to make this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 23:59:50 2016 No.8168196 >>8165053 >https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw what type of accent is that? Newcastle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 00:05:58 2016 No.8168212 >>8166006 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 00:08:58 2016 No.8168221 >>8165097 those eggs are cooked perfextly, tho

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 00:29:20 2016 No.8168268 >>8167861 Exactly my thoughts

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 00:49:08 2016 No.8168305 >>8167105 no one gives even a gently flying fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 01:07:20 2016 No.8168356 >>8167861 If I started a GoFundMe/Kickstarter to hire a professional chef to teach her how to cook, would /ck/ pitch in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 01:27:53 2016 No.8168398 >>8164562 >20-funny-fast-food-fails-that-will-make-you-want-to-eat-at-home-15.jpg Fuck off back to whatever clickbait hellhole you crawled out of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 01:33:06 2016 No.8168404 >>8164695 i fucking love swee still watching him in current year even though his brother gave him the youtube channel instead of making videos of him being a little faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 01:45:58 2016 No.8168440 >>8168404 >swee is that the sound he makes when he gets over stimulated?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 01:50:03 2016 No.8168448 >>8167124 W-why

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 01:52:24 2016 No.8168455 >>8166015 >McDonald's One is a crispy chicken patty, cut in half. The seasonings and breadings are different

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 02:05:13 2016 No.8168468 >>8168305 i thought it was a cute little anecdote, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 05:04:57 2016 No.8168742 >>8165053 >that accent >that upbeat personality >her son?? commenting from off screen >body horror recipies I am unironically enjoying this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 05:16:09 2016 No.8168752 >>8165053 i dont know why but for some reason i thought those were heavily breaded drumsticks packed into a deep fryer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 05:23:59 2016 No.8168762 >>8165601 Cute doggy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 05:46:11 2016 No.8168779 >>8165611 i cant laugh at anything now :( i was having such a good time too

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 06:21:57 2016 No.8168826 File: 48 KB, 196x200, 1475261343529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164695 >15 minutes to make a fucking burger

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 06:30:51 2016 No.8168834 >>8164695 the random spongebob laughs got me pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 07:40:25 2016 No.8168943 >>8165190 it's already been posted, mr. redditor

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 07:53:50 2016 No.8168959 >>8167020 >>8167065 >there are no brakes on the rape train

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 08:25:01 2016 No.8168998 File: 45 KB, 661x528, 1430864686814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8166157

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 08:43:42 2016 No.8169016 >>8168356 get ramsey to show her how to cook

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 09:07:29 2016 No.8169064 >>8168196 Sounds like Yorkshire to me. t. Scotsman

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 09:21:45 2016 No.8169085 >>8168404 >tfw swee liked your instagram picture that one time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 09:25:46 2016 No.8169093 >>8164670 Looks like a Dark Souls enemy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 09:28:07 2016 No.8169095 >>8169064 well, i wa close, both are in THe North

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 15:24:05 2016 No.8169970 >>8167124 I couldnt make food look this bad if I tried. What the fuck.

Anonymous Sun Oct 9 19:03:51 2016 No.8170522
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The only food I've got in my flat, tin of baked beans and a dry lamb hotpot mix.

It's thick, smells like beefy herbs and tastes incredibly salty. Fucking kill me
I thought it'd taste nice...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 19:30:59 2016 No.8170568 >>8167878 Looks like uncut penis

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 19:36:54 2016 No.8170577 >>8164997 Fuuuuuuck this almost made me laugh out loud on the phone with a customer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 20:15:23 2016 No.8170633 >>8165059 >kays good cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 20:21:43 2016 No.8170650 >>8167472 the power of video editing

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 20:49:58 2016 No.8170706 >>8164562 I had to do this at DQ a couple times. I figured it's better to give someone half of a higher quality piece of chicken than to make them wait for 5 minutes to make more strips. They should have fried it a bit to make it less noticeable though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 9 23:53:55 2016 No.8171100 File: 410 KB, 1024x1450, 1462639708284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164543 that is just a 16 year old fucking around >>8165053 >British "cuisine"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 00:20:11 2016 No.8171161 >>8167124 >>8167131 Does this woman have a legit mental disorder? That meatball video had me gagging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 00:26:08 2016 No.8171173 >>8166257 It's like British Miracle Whip. I sweet mayo like dressing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 00:28:21 2016 No.8171178 >>8165097 what in christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 00:31:08 2016 No.8171183 >>8165263 baking soda one looks great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 00:40:14 2016 No.8171200 File: 35 KB, 389x378, 1473486703046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8166271 Holy fuck im dying right now i laughed so hard my gf is pissed i woke her up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 00:52:10 2016 No.8171235 >>8165150 holy shit i am fucking buckled laughing at this picture what the fuck how can someone this bad at cooking exist

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 00:57:55 2016 No.8171257 File: 250 KB, 2096x2386, gHIYCsh[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164695 >he leaves the cooked meat stuck to the bottom of the pan when he "flips" it god it's like a reverse snowball

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 01:56:05 2016 No.8171374 File: 84 KB, 717x960, 10151718_10200677922110023_664645049_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my pasta carbonara

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 02:02:49 2016 No.8171386 File: 650 KB, 765x529, 2353543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8171235 :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 02:13:18 2016 No.8171400 File: 13 KB, 418x359, 1441364516902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164695

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 02:21:21 2016 No.8171410 >>8165069 Welcome to the southern USA, fucking ranch on everything it's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 02:25:21 2016 No.8171417 >>8165097 These pics pictures are very unsettling

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 02:27:06 2016 No.8171421 File: 57 KB, 720x960, qmtQor9[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8171386 >a recent development in culinary techniques has allowed us to produce leather from the interior tissue of the cow, as well as the exterior

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 02:46:25 2016 No.8171461 File: 118 KB, 400x400, 1452379150299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8165053 Thank you for showing me this. Had some good laughs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 10:44:36 2016 No.8172001 https://youtu.be/E304iun-uSk?t=9m18s

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 13:13:05 2016 No.8172307 >>8172001 i-i-i-s that on a fucking stove?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 13:14:16 2016 No.8172312 >>8171410 Holy shit neck yourself fucking faggor

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 13:23:01 2016 No.8172335 does kay have some sort of mental disability?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 13:45:59 2016 No.8172396 File: 510 KB, 480x228, thnunderbirds laughing.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8165059 >not quite chicken nuggets >not quite

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 13:48:31 2016 No.8172404 >>8166094 Please don't I dont want to get aroused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 13:49:40 2016 No.8172408 File: 143 KB, 1440x1415, 1475937211787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167124 SAVE MEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 13:52:26 2016 No.8172419 >>8171374 why are you using a paper plate? That cloth looks like the pattern on the dress of the primary school in my village.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 14:47:06 2016 No.8172560 >>8170522 Is that a pyrex jug?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 15:56:14 2016 No.8172732 >>8166157 i wonder what happend to that fella

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 16:01:38 2016 No.8172751 >>8165000 fuck I need to know how to make these, I bake bread all the time. >also checked

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 16:12:28 2016 No.8172768 >>8167472 oh god I love it, top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 16:15:10 2016 No.8172771 >>8167878 holy fuck are those yellow globs margarine? god it's like half a tub was used.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 16:18:39 2016 No.8172779 >>8172771 Peeled potatoes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 17:56:16 2016 No.8173010 >>8167472 im really upset that they triedto format it so this sounded good

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 18:05:16 2016 No.8173032 >>8165000 This would be perfect for a Berserk themed party.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 18:15:55 2016 No.8173051 File: 109 KB, 869x651, british cooking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What in the WORLD

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 19:04:33 2016 No.8173188 >>8172771 two of the globs are a potato cut in half and the other two are an onion cut in half. she's not paula deen senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 19:23:07 2016 No.8173234 >>8164695 why the guy recording let the kid eat RAW meat?

Anonymous Mon Oct 10 19:25:37 2016 No.8173239

>>8173234
I'm pretty sure it's his brother.

He's kind of a dick to the kid, he's even got a channel where he leaks RARE swee footage.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCODSfGeY_3ebKHRy8MXA9UA

Swee grew up to be a fucking dipshit though so I don't feel too bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 19:44:37 2016 No.8173281 >>8173239 what a fucking dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 19:57:17 2016 No.8173299 File: 584 KB, 992x679, Screen Shot 2016-10-10 at 7.44.37 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 19:58:11 2016 No.8173301 >>8164695 the fucking random spongebob laughs

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 20:09:14 2016 No.8173325 File: 65 KB, 600x600, 1420607331807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167472 too funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 20:26:06 2016 No.8173355 >>8173299 >KAYS GOOD COOKING Seems like an overly optimistic channel name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 20:30:59 2016 No.8173367 >>8166277 2 deer and a horse dot jay peg

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 21:32:41 2016 No.8173530 File: 49 KB, 410x555, sddfray-peoples-choice_s4nipsx3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8166006 >>8165059 Oh god, thank you for this gift. This channel is fucking golden... I almost want to skip work tomorrow and watch all day

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 21:40:40 2016 No.8173557 File: 611 KB, 926x709, kays.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This channel has to be satire... Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 22:11:56 2016 No.8173652 File: 8 KB, 200x200, 200x200px-ZC-7a8a537a_15862_Giada_De_Laurentiis_hot_breasts_bikini_pics_122_345lo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8173557 It's the shit food Spielberg. I'm speechless

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 22:34:54 2016 No.8173708 >>8166157 Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 10 22:39:32 2016 No.8173719 Love Kay's fear of spices of any sort, and according to her her son's allergy to cheese (but not heavy cream or other dairy)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 00:08:27 2016 No.8173958 >>8171421 God my sides have just left orbit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 05:13:42 2016 No.8174546 >>8164562 god i miss those chicken select strips. best fast food tendies by far

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 05:33:46 2016 No.8174560 >>8166257 >>8171173 Sweet? Are you high its pure tang Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 05:59:59 2016 No.8174592 >>8165085 She's obviously trolling you bunch of fags

Anonymous Tue Oct 11 08:28:55 2016 No.8174744

>>8174592
She doesnt exactly look rich. I ddoubt she'd spend all this money on food specifically to troll people on the internet.

Some people actually think they can cook...her family probably made her feel like everything she made was good or some shit. These poor people lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 08:38:35 2016 No.8174766 >>8165849 this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 09:07:58 2016 No.8174822 File: 961 KB, 1920x1080, 1450146995116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164670

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 09:27:10 2016 No.8174847 File: 422 KB, 1102x527, Screen Shot 2016-10-11 at 14.26.40.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/J-lgtBpv-k8 Oh fuck me..

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 09:32:09 2016 No.8174850 >>8167014 I find it amusing that whoever made that cake, replaced japanese with question marks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 09:52:57 2016 No.8174883 >>8167844 Doesn't look THAT bad, compared to shit he usually does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 09:57:56 2016 No.8174888 >>8167124 I've never been that close to gagging from a "food" video. Quality content.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 10:00:03 2016 No.8174894 >>8171386 Jesus christ, Kay

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 10:18:19 2016 No.8174911 >>8164670 Looks the Mexican cartel face skinning video

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 10:20:22 2016 No.8174916 >>8165601 I think your dog has autism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 10:37:18 2016 No.8174945 File: 180 KB, 379x551, 1447886382026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164695

Anonymous Tue Oct 11 10:43:55 2016 No.8174957
File: 491 KB, 759x530, kay is god.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

kay's last video: tomato soup
>burning a shitton of onions and vegetable oil and sugar in a pan
>adding prepackaged tomato puree (resembling ketchup), boiling it
>actually eating it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 11:54:12 2016 No.8175068 File: 23 KB, 600x436, 13620016_1067939689955710_2551183245508501610_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that fucking bowl she porns the frank and beans into

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 12:29:51 2016 No.8175145 >>8174957 passata is not ketchup you fucking ameriturd retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 12:31:09 2016 No.8175147 >>8167472 why would you disrespect a grilled cheese sandwich like this? Thats just wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 12:35:40 2016 No.8175156 >>8175145 Oh boo hoo, your dumb ketchup got insulted. Cry some more about your irrelevance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 12:40:55 2016 No.8175168 >>8175156 You utter retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 12:45:17 2016 No.8175175 >>8175168 >this tomato sauce is totally different from this other identical tomato sauce! lmaoing at your life

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 12:48:24 2016 No.8175182 >>8167674 >even the eggs look perfectly cooked They look disgusting and are not even fully done yet. They still have that gooey dark yellow in them. They should be bright yellow and cream, not half raw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 12:49:29 2016 No.8175185 >>8164527 the flour had bad genetics

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 15:00:39 2016 No.8175464 >>8175068 > porns kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 15:22:57 2016 No.8175529 >>8173530 >>8173652 Do you think Rachel ever gets breast envy because of Giada?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 17:39:01 2016 No.8175847 File: 2.10 MB, 3264x2448, 20160831_171310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my bf cooked this chicken tasted like shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 17:39:49 2016 No.8175850 File: 29 KB, 300x162, doubt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8175847 >cooked

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 17:43:13 2016 No.8175866 >>8175850 it was overcooked believe it or not he braised it. upsidedown. i have no idea why

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 18:01:46 2016 No.8175915 >>8175847 Have you posted this before?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 18:11:44 2016 No.8175938 >>8175529 maybe, but proabably more jealous that Giada's fat seems to go straight to her cow udders or in widening her face more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 18:37:10 2016 No.8175990 >>8175182 they're still a bit raw because she's going to finish cooking them in the oven with the rest of the salad you retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 18:43:53 2016 No.8176005 File: 13 KB, 342x246, 1460849954099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167472 Absolutely disgusting

Anonymous Tue Oct 11 18:58:53 2016 No.8176034

>>8174957
I use packaged passata all the time, although I use a particular brand that contains tomato as the only ingredient. Not sure if what she's using is similar but it's probably fine desu. Much better than most "fresh" tomatoes you find in grocery stores.

>>8175175
Nice trolling but it's obvious you have like absolutely no cooking knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 19:11:28 2016 No.8176058 >>8167472 >2 absolutamente asqueroso

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 19:40:46 2016 No.8176118 >>8165130 It probably smells like cinnamon buns, because it is in the fucking cinnamon buns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 19:49:57 2016 No.8176143 >>8175866 whole chickens are actually really good roasted upside down, the breast stays super juicy

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 20:24:48 2016 No.8176225 File: 4 KB, 145x130, 1457924452723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164695 why does he keep bleating?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 20:32:20 2016 No.8176245 File: 987 KB, 229x176, 1456354358110.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8174850 fucking lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 20:39:07 2016 No.8176266 File: 2.24 MB, 420x315, JackGoza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you guys think of my advanced pizza cooking technique? Trick is to pour sauce last

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 20:47:13 2016 No.8176295 >>8176266 Legitimately not horrible technique. Splashing it around like a sperg, though.

Anonymous Tue Oct 11 23:42:46 2016 No.8176709

>>8176143
Honestly, I don't roast whole birds anymore. You can part it out and cook each section individually to perfection with a bit of knowhow; the results are stellar and you can plate it up beautifully for guests.

There are dozens of tricks to cooking whole chickens, like standing them up vertically, brining, positioning on oven racks to ensure airflow, various methods of trussing, etc. but unless you just have to have the presentation of a whole roast, there's no advantage to cooking birds whole at home.
>Two absolute exceptions: Deep-frying and smoking both produce outstanding results with whole birds. Not everyone has the means to deep-fry or smoke meats, though.

So to make this really tl;dr:
In old school restaurants, they would truss and roast dozens of birds at a time because it was more economical to buy them whole, cook them and then carve them up for meat, obtain carcasses for stock, save extra cuts left from carving for staff food or specials (chicken oysters anyone?) and still make gravy with pan drippings.

With labor costs these days and limited kitchen real estate, it's generally more economical to buy the exact cuts the restaurant needs for dishes (usually the boneless, skinless breasts and thighs, and wings for BBQ places) from a distributor, and then order chicken base instead of making their own stock.

High-quality restaurants may still buy whole birds and make their own stock, but it's often cheaper to buy bulk carcasses than to pay a cook $x.00 per hour to process meat when the distributor provides it for pennies on the dollar.

This has been happening in the domestic sector as well; although autists on 4chan will still insist that buying whole chickens is economical, I see chicken quarters on sale every week for markedly lower prices than whole chickens. If you weigh out the carcass from a whole chicken and do some math, the whole chicken isn't worth it. Save the bones from quarters instead and get far more meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 23:44:24 2016 No.8176714 >>8176295 >not horrible technique >doesn't just use a large spoon or a ladle to dish it out what is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 11 23:53:03 2016 No.8176729 >>8175847 >>8175866 you sound like a keeper

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 01:28:58 2016 No.8176902 >>8173557 Whenever the name of a food ends in "my way" you know it's going to be something they got a lot of shit for being terrible in some way, but they still stick to it due to pride or inability to learn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 01:32:40 2016 No.8176910 File: 76 KB, 750x937, IMG_023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 01:38:53 2016 No.8176921 File: 52 KB, 336x119, made a calzone.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >made a calzone What happened? Kay, what did you DO?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 01:42:41 2016 No.8176928 >>8176910 pretty sure i would eat the fuck out of that ugliness

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 01:46:03 2016 No.8176930 File: 1.23 MB, 1113x828, he used all that sugar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8176902

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 01:54:25 2016 No.8176938 >>8168398 are you retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 02:00:20 2016 No.8176943 File: 92 KB, 500x281, buzz.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8176938 a lot retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 02:11:01 2016 No.8176959 >>8166188 >HowToBasic HowToBasic is perfect in its aim, I guess. I mean, making me uncomfortable was probably the intent, and it worked

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 02:17:27 2016 No.8176976 >>8176910 >"Whaaaat? It's just some ordinary past- OH MY GOODNESS!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 02:45:51 2016 No.8177027 >>8176910 >Shrimp I'll eat it. What's the recipe beyond doritos and diced tomatos? Is that sausage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 03:10:33 2016 No.8177076 >>8175847 are you dating a ja/ck/poster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 03:11:28 2016 No.8177078 >>8167563 I don't think you understand how unbelievably easy to abuse the UK welfare system is

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 05:28:17 2016 No.8177232 File: 358 KB, 500x357, 1465130320786.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167014 >those question marks next to her face

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 07:52:55 2016 No.8177449 >>8176921 At some point, you have to stop

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 09:14:15 2016 No.8177564 >>8175529 Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 09:54:57 2016 No.8177646 buckle up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_07gB8uAnaQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 09:58:32 2016 No.8177656 >>8176910 I mean, I'd eat it, but it feels like a waste of prawns >tfw haven't had prawns for years Feels bad man

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 10:43:58 2016 No.8177709

>>8167131

this is exactly what my childminder/aftercare staff used to make me when i was a kid. right down to the burnt roll and unmelted margarine and probably mild cheddar.

this isn't a food fail, it's what more than half the nation of britain was built on, at least the white portion

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 10:44:13 2016 No.8177710 >>8165053 CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 10:45:39 2016 No.8177714 >>8167563 how the fuck is she wasting it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 10:46:41 2016 No.8177717 >>8175182 you have no business criticising anyone with opinions like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 10:47:44 2016 No.8177722 >>8176709 shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 10:48:46 2016 No.8177725 >>8176714 pouring sauce from a pitcher is 'horrible technique' now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 12:28:47 2016 No.8177931 >>8167613 fuck beat me to it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 13:09:06 2016 No.8178016 >>8177646 What is it? >>8176910 Just about woke up the roommate laughing at this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 13:19:15 2016 No.8178043 >>8171386 >you are now reading this with a retard's voice trying to say "mistake"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 13:20:15 2016 No.8178046 File: 35 KB, 693x427, censored-horse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8178016

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 13:35:14 2016 No.8178076 File: 64 KB, 538x482, 1469729559924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8164695 >when hes chopping the onions kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 13:37:40 2016 No.8178086 >>8176930 It's pretty realistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 13:38:05 2016 No.8178087 >>8164527 Grimace?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 13:38:52 2016 No.8178089 >>8177722 Legit made me unexpectedly laugh out loud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 14:13:35 2016 No.8178160 >>8176225 Anon, please. That's his trademark, the famous Spongebob laugh. Don't you recognize it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:04:43 2016 No.8178526 >>8168356 as much as she might go at it earnestly, I'm not sure this lady is capable of learning much. I'd put a fiver in though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 16:20:33 2016 No.8178546 >>8167674 probably got them from the market, they're more common here than in america

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:31:32 2016 No.8178891 >>8168398 >Fuck off back to whatever clickbait hellhole you crawled out of. kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:40:12 2016 No.8178919 >>8165060 kys weeb

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:42:41 2016 No.8178929 >>8167105 Did you fuck her though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:43:58 2016 No.8178933 >>8172419 I believe cloth patterned like that is typically called gingham. Though gingham specifically refers to the type of cloth rather than the pattern, the two are so closely intertwined that gingham has become a standard term for checked fabric.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:47:56 2016 No.8178948 >>8167844 i love how much sand there is on the gril

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:48:00 2016 No.8178949 File: 485 KB, 300x126, can't deal.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8173051 this one hurts me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:50:24 2016 No.8178959 >>8175866 you must be gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:54:17 2016 No.8178974 >>8175068 kinky

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:58:21 2016 No.8178989 >>8175847 then tell him and teach how to not suck instead of being a sugar coating basic bitch 2 miscommunications away from sucking off his friends while getting an anal cream pie from a dog..

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 18:59:58 2016 No.8178999 File: 86 KB, 800x530, 6a0148c82c74a7970c01630360b78a970d-800wi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8176709 >tl;dr being longer than initial statement are you fucking dense?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:00:46 2016 No.8179004 >>8178999 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:02:37 2016 No.8179009 >>8178999 Re-read it. He said to make his post even more of a tl;dr post, not to summarize it.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:06:39 2016 No.8179016

>>8176714
If you pour with a consistent stream then pitchers and serving cups are very good at distributing liquid. That sauce is too chunky for this and the entire thing is a sad sack of crap but it's a fine method for deep dish pizzas or ones which will use alot of sauce like Sicilian or ones with sauce above cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 19:10:03 2016 No.8179023 >>8177646 what the fuck is mare juice, is that just blended meat with salt in a cup?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:06:48 2016 No.8179200 >>8171421 WHY DOESN'T SHE USE A PAN?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:08:50 2016 No.8179211 >>8166149 Fuck off dad

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 20:55:16 2016 No.8179341 >>8171100 Don't ever post pictures of my wife again, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:20:03 2016 No.8179401 >>8175866 I know you've posted some of his ridiculous fuckups before anon, tell us more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:24:01 2016 No.8179408 >>8177709 yea this. it just looks like white trash food. literally half of poor white america eats shit like this.

Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:33:38 2016 No.8179435

>>8176709
you make some good points but roasting a chicken is like cooking an egg properly or a steak. it's a staple of a good home cook. i like taking a sunday afternoon and doing a good long roast with gravy and all that. never trussed a bird but I might do it next time. it's fun anon and cooking should be delicious and fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 12 21:36:16 2016 No.8179446 >>8167472 >deconstructed grilled cheese and tomato soup Haute cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 01:44:10 2016 No.8179958 >>8179009 Tldr

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:05:31 2016 No.8180003 File: 183 KB, 800x1051, 1471685019830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8172001 >can you get my cheese knife plz? >It's in the fridge

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:55:26 2016 No.8180091

>>8179435
Very good point, I was pretty drunk when I typed up all of that (I'm verbose to begin with, but drunk I'm like a fucking preacher) and indeed, being able to do a quality roast is a certainly a mark of a skilled cook. I sometimes get a little autistic about stuff, probably from being in the food service business for a long time, but I agree that cooking at home should always be fun.

If you want to try trussing a bird, watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95KIOxxVRW4

His method is a classic restaurant-style roasted chicken that comes out great, and his trussing method is very simple.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:58:04 2016 No.8180096 >>8172335 Just the cooking ability of your average brit is all.

Anonymous Thu Oct 13 02:59:48 2016 No.8180101

>>8176930
That's normal for southern sweet tea. I've lived down here for 18 years now and I won't touch the stuff; it's like drinking corn syrup, but these fuckers love the shit for some reason. If one of the waitstaff dumps out the last 2 pitchers of sweet tea at the end of the night without asking everyone in the kitchen first, all hell breaks loose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:14:03 2016 No.8180120 File: 82 KB, 640x410, 1466410818557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167472 >frying prosciutto like bacon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 03:34:49 2016 No.8180148 >>8167472 What's most offensive about this is the utter lack of black pepper and hot sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 04:46:15 2016 No.8180221 >>8179023 >>8178046

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 07:41:42 2016 No.8180406 File: 60 KB, 974x269, 1471735378763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:34:53 2016 No.8180858 File: 47 KB, 500x375, 1472259176082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk steak n jelly beans

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:35:56 2016 No.8180862 File: 63 KB, 960x724, food7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:36:39 2016 No.8180865 >>8180003 Kek his house looks like a funeral home. Actually reviewbrah would probably make a great mortician

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:37:48 2016 No.8180870 File: 63 KB, 500x667, 1457606637179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:42:25 2016 No.8180879 File: 442 KB, 1279x1706, din.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:47:52 2016 No.8180899 >>8180886 I'm so angry at this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 12:48:09 2016 No.8180900 File: 383 KB, 673x885, 1453572091838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167472 >tfw you're the only person itt that would try this, and maybe enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 13:46:28 2016 No.8181039 File: 112 KB, 968x1296, xv7cI6F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8180899 2nd course

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 15:14:40 2016 No.8181255 >>8180858 >He doesn't know what milksteak is

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 13 17:55:40 2016 No.8181753 File: 2.20 MB, 720x405, 9spooky11me.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8167472

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