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itt: bad ideas for dishes

>> No.8162105
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Ingredients
2 cans (11 Oz. Can) Mexicorn, Drained
1 can (4 Oz. Can) Chopped Green Chiles
1 whole Bell Pepper, Chopped
3 whole Green Onions, Chopped
2 whole Jalapenos, Chopped (without Seeds)
8 ounces, weight Shredded Cheddar Cheese
1 cup Sour Cream
1 cup Mayonnaise

>> No.8162110
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>> No.8162116

>>8162110
man sausage chips sound pretty good actually.

>> No.8162121
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>> No.8162140

>>8162090
my grandmother told me to google some dip recipe she saw on TV.

something about corn and cheese and some other shit. sounds awful. it's like someone sat down for a good hour and thought of the perfect indigestible, constipation-inducing dish but with the maximum amount of unsatisfying taste.

>> No.8162150

>>8162140
oh she also made some terrible fucking casserole that was potatoes, carrots, and ground beef with some campbells goop on top. I've since seen the recipe floating around a lot on facebook. who the fuck thought to throw a bunch of the blandest ingredients together into a fucking glass dish and throw some rosemary on top

>> No.8162151

>>8162105
>>8162140

lol

>> No.8162152

>>8162110
that actually looks like a great idea

>> No.8162183

>>8162110
The bar down from my place has an appetizer that's literally thin rounds of pepperoni deep fried and served with mustard. It's fantastic.

>> No.8162206

>>8162140
Cream cheese and corn... Sounds the exact opposite of constipation inducing.

>> No.8162256
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>> No.8162267
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>> No.8162277

>>8162256
what the fuck

>> No.8162295

>>8162267
this looks like something a sad poor college student would concoct. why in gods name would you go to a place to pay for this

>> No.8162303
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>> No.8162305

>>8162303
that fucking well done shoe leather

>> No.8162309

>>8162303
>Cream cheese
It's not Tasty if there's no cream cheese involved. They fucking love cream cheese on that channel.

>> No.8162310

>>8162295
>why in gods name would you go to a place to pay for this

Shitskins have nothing else in life...

>> No.8162313
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>> No.8162314

>>8162110
This is a great idea if you're trying to keep your carb intake low.

>> No.8162315

>>8162310
/pol/ pls g0

>> No.8162318

>>8162315
There's no getting rid of us, faggot

>> No.8162325

>>8162295
its a recreation of actual prisoner food. basically, they all chip in and get whatever they can from the prison store because its all shit food, but still better than what they get from the prison officially
>>8162309
its an easy way to add "flavour"(fat+salt) and to make something easy to keep in one place, because they have no actual culinary skill

>> No.8162357
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>tfw heard about cheese and banana
>thought it was disgusting until I actually worked up the nerve to try it.
>it's delicious

FUCK

>> No.8162360

>>8162357
Relevant video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuH0i7m73vY

>> No.8162377
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>>8162309

>> No.8162384

>>8162303
I am so tired of Tasty's bullshit
YOU CAN'T DO A HASSLEBACK STEAK IT JUST DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE

>> No.8162385
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>>8162315

BIP BOP BOODILY BANGALY BOJANGILLY BACK TO TUUUUUMBLR YOU FAGGOTAZOOT-TOOT-TANGLY

>> No.8162396

>>8162385
>>>/a/

>> No.8162399
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>> No.8162403

>>8162121
Wtf!!!!!

>> No.8162411

>>8162267
This is the worst thing i've ever seen. Where in the world this shit is called food?

>> No.8162416
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>>8162411

>> No.8162420

>>8162416
ROFL, I was waiting for him to stop putting fucking sauces on it, then he dumps like some fruit punch on it. what the fuck that must taste awful, all soggy and shit.

>> No.8162421

>>8162416
>>8162399
>>8162267
Do Americans not understand that literally 99% of the appeal of a crisp/chip is that it's crispy? Instead of liquefied under a pool of sauce

>> No.8162428

>>8162421
99% of americans aren't retarded enough to cook this shit

>> No.8162431

>>8162399
She's essentially just made really shitty chilaquiles. Like, what a flyover state would interpret chilaquiles as.

>> No.8162435

>>8162421
That's a mexican, from Mexico making something that Mexicans enjoy. This has nothing to do right American and frankly you're just stirring up what is an otherwise decent thread. Remove yourself, hater

>> No.8162436

>>8162303
why would you ruin a steak like that

>> No.8162476

>>8162420
>fruit punch

I'ts Clamato. Clam + tomato juice. We fucking love that shit up here in Canada. Clamato that is, not this fucking chip slop platter. Pretty much only because Clamato is the main ingredient in a Caesar (popular savoury alcoholic beverage).

Basically, it's just hella salty and slightly fishy tomato juice.

>> No.8162495

>>8162476
yeah we have that in the US too just so you kno

>> No.8162508

>>8162495
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

>> No.8162511

>>8162508
>It's my first day on 4chan

>> No.8162512
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>>8162303
Ugh.

>> No.8162513

>>8162421

Why do you say Americans? These are clearly made in Mexico you fucking eurofag

>> No.8162529
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>> No.8162532
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>> No.8162558

>>8162513
Yeah, whatever. I mean that general melting pot of the North American/New World garbage-tier milieu

>> No.8162733 [DELETED] 

>>8162529
>>8162532
well I'm not worried about trump wanting to put up walls everywhere anymore, everyone on NA's border is going to die of heart attacks soon it appears.

>> No.8162962

>>8162377
What's the point of cooling with the lid on?

>> No.8162973

>>8162962
moist vs dry cake

>> No.8163049

>>8162421
#obsessed

>> No.8163068

>>8162399
that looks fucking disgusting

>> No.8163077

>>8162399
>milk
>unseasoned beef
>one hour later

>> No.8163082

>>8162313
Is that Joey?

>> No.8163101

>>8162532
I believe this is a michelada

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelada

>> No.8163138

>>8162325
Id didn't know prisons has Gwyneth Paltrow doing their produce shopping

>> No.8163155

>>8162140
>>8162150
LOL fuckin white '''people'''

Get some culture and learn how to use seasoning !!! LOL SMDH

>> No.8163187

>>8162558
>>8162558
What a fucking faggot. Get your shit straight retard. Go obsess over muslim cock instead and fuck off.

>> No.8163252
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>>8162090
Those looks like Stallone cuts

>> No.8163254
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>> No.8163271

>>8162090
I was going to just post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r5WS9w8IJQ just for the sake of posting it but while googling for a working video apparently there are people unironically posting banana sushi recipes.

I just don't know anymore.

>> No.8163280
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>> No.8163451

>>8162421
>america is all one person

>> No.8163456

>>8162377
Wow. That's disgusting.

>> No.8163461

>>8163280
How do you do this?

>> No.8163469

>>8163280
What is is he trying to make and why is it so sticky?

>> No.8163479

>>8163469
Presumably he's making batter fried chicken. It's sticky because he's probably one of the worst cooks alive, with an ego large enough to make him think he shouldn't change anything he does.

>> No.8163645

>>8163469
I think this is an episode where he tries to make Asian food. He thought he could marinade+coat in one step to save time, so me mixed his marinade with corn starch.

>> No.8163661

>>8163645
Hahaha. Wow. It's like when a child attempts to skip necessary steps and ends up with a mess because they don't understand how ingredients interact with each other. Except he's a 40 year old man who's been cooking for decades.

What the fuck, man.

>> No.8163682

>>8163461
>>8163469
He fucked up and used corn starch instead of flour and his stroke and learning disability combination keeps him from realising he's made a mistake or how to correct it.

>> No.8163734

>>8163469
It's a non-Newtonian fluid. It's a substance that acts like a fluid until it's agitated, then it acts like a solid. Basically he decided to try to make a batter out of equal parts cornstarch and water.

>> No.8163738

>>8163469
He unintentionally made General Tso Ooblek

>> No.8163779
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>> No.8163817

>>8162090

It's not a bad idea at all, fried bananas with ham is actually nice. You dumb millenials.

>> No.8163820

>>8163280
>>8163254
my fucking sides+

>> No.8163830
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>> No.8163856

>>8162416
He quit storage wars to do this?

>> No.8163883
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>>8162105

That's pretty horrifying.

>> No.8163884

>>8163254
>>8163280
>>8163830

How is it possible for one man to fuck up so many times? The man can't even screw on a lid.

>> No.8163887

>>8163884

It's being done on purpose you nitwit.

>> No.8163891

>>8162105
sounds like a typical mexican dish to me :^)
or one of those tacolocos or whatever the fuck you call it

>> No.8163893

>>8163887
Performance art?

>> No.8163907

>>8162303
>get to mushrooms
>aw yeah looking great so far
>cream cheese
>perfectly sauteed mushrooms ruined to make gallons of a heavy as shit topping, for a single steak

This is not the steak and mushrooms I wanted.

>> No.8163924

>>8163893
no jack is actually that incompetent, what doing it on purpose means is that jack is incapable of cooking correctly or correcting his own errors through pure mental deficiency

>> No.8164214
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>> No.8164240

>>8164214
they call him jack the ripper

>> No.8164248
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>>8164214
>>8164240
He was trained by Japanese ninjas

>> No.8164294

>>8162303
"""""""""""""""""""""""""Tasty"""""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.8164299

>>8163082
Yeah, I recognise those nails anywhere

>> No.8164304

>>8163280
Did that idiot actually make oobleck??

>> No.8164326

>>8164294
You can just say "tasty". You don't have to do all """""""this""""" obnoxious bullshit just because it's the meme fad of the month.

>> No.8164339

>>8162513
>These are clearly made in Mexico

At this point, what's the difference?

>> No.8164343

>>8162303

That's a pasta topping, nice way to ruin a steak.

>> No.8164349

>>8162399

That's a display of American food processing technology.

I didn't see one food ingredient...

>> No.8164355

Ketchup on hotdogs.
Doesn't get worse than that.

>> No.8164357

>>8162303
why so much fucking cheese jesus christ

>> No.8164364
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>>8164326
He can use whatever the fuck meme he wants you fucking autist

>> No.8164379

>>8162377
this is so fucking nasty

>> No.8164393

>>8162421
2 of 3 of those are mexican m8, you're doing it wrong

>> No.8164440

>>8164304
not intentionally

>> No.8164443

>>8163887
No one would intentionnally bring themselves to that level

>> No.8164447

>>8162303
Fucking disgusting nu-male trash.

>> No.8164491
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>>8162313
Is he making food on the passenger seat of his car? Is he homeless?

>> No.8164518

>>8162110
Anon, this idea sounds fantastic...and deadly. With the right sausage, it would be a glorious, sausage-filled death I could live with. ;)

>> No.8164606

A___ M____'_ P____ C_____ S____

>> No.8164614

>>8163456
>>8164379

you've never had monkey bread before?

>> No.8164977

>>8163779
Gold.
I really like this one.

>> No.8165089

>>8162256
Is it just a lump of coffee grounds breaded or what? That's disgusting.

>> No.8165116

>>8162377
want

>> No.8165121

>>8162357
Why is cheese and fruit such a strange combo for people to understand? Its only been around forever.

>> No.8165145

>>8162411
It's not called food but "botana" = snack
Sadly is from Mexico

>> No.8165291
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>>8162313

>assembling sandwich in car
>on food court tier tray
>approx 5-6 tablespoons of mayo
>thisshitisbananas.png
>doesn't even slice bananas
>MORE FUCKING MAYO ON BANANAS

I'm kinda hoping this is some homeless dude living in their car and eating as many calories as possible for survival, but then, Murica.

>> No.8165296

>>8162421
memeing too hard anon, 2 of those are mexicans

>> No.8165300

>>8162532
Holy fuck does this man not have eyes?
How does he not see/blatantly ignore the lime juice and clamato helplessly pooling at the bottom of the cup?

>> No.8165373

Microwave some ginger.
That's it.
Give it to your kids for dinner.

>> No.8165503
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>>8164491
>tfw someone saved my cropping

>> No.8165524
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>>8162090
>Take a perfectly good fillet of beef.
>Wrap in mushrooms
>Wrap in ham
>wrap in pastry
>bake

>> No.8165569
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>> No.8165573

>>8163817
t. boomer who cooks exclusively from 70s microwave cookbooks

>> No.8165577

>>8165524
nobody likes you. go away

>> No.8165590

>>8162513
this >>8162529 however is american as cheese on apple pie.

>> No.8165597

>>8163682
>>8163645
>>8163734
>>8163738
I mean sure his technique was shit, but you're really missing out if you haven't tried oobleck-fried chicken.

>> No.8165616
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>>8165577
>nobody likes you.

That's why I fit in so well at 4chinks

>> No.8165618

>>8163252
Objectively the best food

>> No.8165653
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>>8162313

>> No.8165668

>>8165291
He lives with his mom

>> No.8165726

>>8162303
webm should have ended at 22s when they showed the steak.
That would have been a bretty gud joke.

>> No.8167054

>>8162267
it just keeps getting worse...

>> No.8167068
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>>8162313

has god forsaken us?

>> No.8167587
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>>8162267

>> No.8167670

>>8162303
but what if a qt girl prepared this exact dish to perfection with tons of love and effort just for u

>> No.8167829
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>>8164248
>>8164214
It's part of the training for his upcoming church trip to Palestine.

>> No.8168353

>>8162421
>i dont like it
>it must be American

>> No.8168368

>>8167670
What board do you think you're fucking on?

>> No.8169513

>>8164326
the meme police
"""""""""""""""""""""kys""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.8169538
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>>8164214

>makes pulled pork
>whole point of pulled pork is have the meat fall apart easily/tender
>can't even cook pulled pork properly when you literally just leave it on a low heat for a long time
>that big lump of meat at 0:17 just screaming at how undercooked it is.

>> No.8169552

>>8162256
I'm hardly an expert, but that advertisement seems to imply that it would be acceptable to pour a cup of coffee into a container of hot oil.

I've done that with water before, and it didn't turn out too good.

>> No.8169561

>>8162267
I going to puke.

>> No.8169643

>>8163856
YUUUUUUPP

>> No.8169787

>>8162532
dat qt daughter tho

>> No.8169802

>>8162105
that does not sound too bad.

>> No.8169815

>>8162267
what the actual fuck is this?

SOMONE HELP ME UNDERSTAND!

>> No.8169817
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>>8163830
>slap-chop

>> No.8169823

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw&ab_channel=FeliciaO%27DellAuntieFee

>> No.8169864

>>8162416
IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S HAPPENING AND I CAN'T STOP IT!

>> No.8169898

>>8162411
USA

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>>8169823
>make sure you all red and shit cuz that shit make a pretty color to tha shit
?????

>> No.8169912

>>8162105
1 cup mayo extremely questionable, the rest would be fine

>> No.8169916

>>8162256
w h a t ?

>> No.8169923

>>8162267
how many fucking steps????

G O D A W F U L

>> No.8169926

>>8169908
>????
Le dumb weeaboo meme.
>>>/a/ faggot.

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>>8169926
Le triggered faggot meme.
>>>/reddit/

>> No.8169950

>>8169823
You know, I was gonna rage about the food prep in the sink, but that's actually a good idea for garbage food like that if you have a large nice sink.

>> No.8169951

>>8162090
Bad Ideas include:

>filthy kitchen
>filthy house in general
>being a Europoor
>using American "cheese"
>washing floor spice off of said "cheese"
>using your teeth instead of a knife and cutting board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

where is the eye bleach?

>> No.8169955

>>8162421
The non-American inferiority complex is a strong one, huh?

>> No.8169960

>>8162267
this shit looks gross, but her presentation is on point though.

>> No.8169966

>>8162428
>>8162435
>>8162513
>>8163049
>>8163451
>>8164393
>>8165296
>>8168353
>>8169955
pretty funny to see this much #NotAllAmericans on the most racist forum i know

>> No.8169997

>>8162267
This cannot be real, nobody on the planet opens a bag of chips in that manner.

>> No.8170009

>>8169951
Finns aren't European.
Mostly Asian.

>> No.8170265

>>8169951
now this guy has watched good eats

>> No.8170314

>>8162399
>If I just add enough cheese it must be good ;)

>> No.8170326
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Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>> No.8170346

>>8162267
i thought she was going to put 2 chips each on the 4 corners but then she just dumped it all over

>> No.8170353
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>>8170326
You know, when you do shit cooking, it's something.
But when you make a named dish and fuck up everything, but still call it by its name, it makes me so fucking mad.

>> No.8170394

>>8165616
not him but nobody likes you here either dood sorry :(

>> No.8170409

>>8164343
that is most definitely NOT a FUCKING pasta """TOPPING""" you inbred cunt

>> No.8170419

>>8162377
Doesn't look bad at all

>> No.8170477

>>8167670
Then you politely eat it and phrase your horror in such a way as to make it constructive criticism.

And if she offers to make it again, you ask her to try something new because you "want to see what other wonderful things she can make".

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>>8162313

>> No.8170537

>>8162267
As a european, i do not underetage anything in This video. I'm not even judgeing. Basen on the workshop, i would guess it's like something delicious but rancid?

>> No.8170556

>>8169898
It's from mexico you cuck

>> No.8170561

>>8164518
I can give you a sausage filled death baby

>> No.8170564

>>8162476
Sound terrible. Love from europe.

>> No.8170571

>>8165590
black doritos back has spanish on it

>> No.8170945

>>8170009
>Finland is a Northern European nation

try again, Eurocuck. You might feel ashamed to have to include Finns as Europeans, but to say they aren't is like me saying Floridians aren't American. They might be backwoods, cousin-fucking, more-retarded-than-Australians fucking junkies, but they still technically count as Americans.

>> No.8170967

>>8169997
I felt like I was the only one who was bothered by that

>> No.8170980

>>8162105
I actually ate something extremely similar the other day. It wasn't that bad, actually, though it could have used less mayonnaise.

>> No.8170987

>>8162377
Not sure about the negative reaction. Looks alright to me. I'm not sure about cream cheese AND monkey bread, though.

>> No.8171394

>>8162431
this guy knows

>> No.8171415

>>8162377
how are these people not the size of blimps?

then again, you can't really tell from hands

>> No.8171446

>>8165569
Fucking triggered

>> No.8171853
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>> No.8171937

>>8167670
I'm usually the one cooking, although the girl I cooked for a couple of times in the last month offered me to cook for me next time.

>> No.8172236

>>8170326
>Hot dogs or chicken

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>>8163779
Mfw i realised what was going on

>> No.8172579

>>8162310
Oh hey /pol/, how is that social anxiety treating you?

>> No.8172585

>>8172291
Newfag

>> No.8172602

>>8170987
Yeah, take out the cream cheese and chocolate and it's basically monkey bread which is amazing. I usually avoid sweets, but monkey bread gets me.

>> No.8172608

>>8171415
Obesity is a product of quantity more than quality. Maybe they eat these crazy high calorie things and hardly anything else.

>> No.8172609

>>8172291
Lurk more please

>> No.8172614

>>8162313
what a fucking untermensch

>> No.8172648

>>8162399
>just top it with some creem freeesh

>> No.8172664

>>8164349
Easy mistake to make mate. You see there was corn chips, beef, milk, assorted sauces, milk, sour cream, and black olives.

Go anymore brainbusters there, numbnuts?

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>>8162313

>> No.8172849

>>8162377
>This is American cuisine

>> No.8172860

>>8162421
do you know what chilaquiles is?

>> No.8172866

>>8162529
Dorilocos are the must disgusting thing that ever came from my country.

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>>8170326
>Cooking with bottled water because your country's tap water gives you the shits

>> No.8173500

>>8162421
>>8162435
As a Mexican I disown this vato with his burgerclap culture of excess.

>> No.8173571

>>8163830
who the fuck has wall tiles for a kitchen worktop

>> No.8173665

>>8162416
literally laughed out loud when he dumped the clamato at the end

>> No.8173864

I miss Ja/ck/ threads. Used to be the funniest part of my day

>> No.8174105

>>8173864
I miss them too. They were /comfy/

>> No.8174112

>>8162121
oh god why is it so gray

>> No.8174208

>>8169951
Most disgusting-sounding language on the planet. Worse than that African *click* language.

>> No.8174313

>>8162090

Fried chocolate covered sardines with mustard.

>> No.8174359

>>8163280
>Jack did this
>He watched it
>"Yup! That's going on the tube!"

>> No.8174449

>>8163280
For fucks sake, please somebody find this man and put a bullet in him

>> No.8174457

>>8171853
that mother fucker say soooo goood then walk off to spit that shit out or what?!

>> No.8174675

>>8174105
MMM BEAUTIFUL

>> No.8174677

>>8174112
*grey

>> No.8174680

>>8174449
No-one is forcing you to watch it, Faggot.

>> No.8174692

>>8162377
Wtf

>> No.8174698

>>8170326
It doesn't matter how often it gets posted, it still amazes me. Everything about it is so fucked up.

>> No.8174740

>>8165503
Did you browse the Sasquatch Encounters forums 7 years ago? Because that's where I saved that image.

>> No.8174745

>>8169966
Please kill yourself you retarded numale faggotron.

>> No.8175241

>>8173571
read the file name

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>>8162313

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>>8170326
His fucking face

>> No.8175412

>>8162256
>Advertise adding coffee, a water based drink, to hot oil
>Results are coffee grounds in fried batter

>> No.8175418

>>8162313
i want to cry

>> No.8175424

>>8162267

It's a variation of tostilocos. But it looks disgusting. You can tell it's in Mexico because of the logo on the Doritos bag. Doritos in Mexico taste much better.

What I do is open the bag of tostitos side ways, add lots of lime, chili, chamoy, peanuts and chopped cucumbers.

It's the GOAT drunk food, but I have no idea what that abomination is.

t. Chicano.

>> No.8175427

>>8175424
>It's the GOAT drunk food
obviously never had a nice doner kebab

>> No.8175428

>>8162377
This seems fine, chocolate monkey bread with cream cheese, it's like trying shove cheesecake into a normal cake. It's like cu/ck/s don't know how cake is made and screeching that the stuff in it is unhealthy. No shit, it's not healthy to eat this but it would taste good.

>> No.8175429

>>8162313
Was this joey?

>> No.8175435

>>8162399
Could have made perfectly good nachos, ruined it into cheese with soggy chips.

>> No.8175441

>>8162416
>juice
kek

>> No.8175473

>>8165569
good

>> No.8175500

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZunKxuVTZ-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwl7jER0Dvs

>porridge keeps man on the road

>> No.8175505

>>8173500

>vato

You're not a Mexican. You're a filthy chicano

>> No.8175509

>>8162377
I think everyone finds this disgusting due to how freaking dry buttery biscuit dough is. This looks like eating raw pancakes, gross af

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>>8162313
>mayo + banana
???

>> No.8175630

>>8169951
that.. that... can't..
this just can't be real
it has to be some kind of elaborate joke...right?

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Posting a classic.

https://youtu.be/rdnQ0nO3AcY

>> No.8175643

>>8162431
>>8171415
My niggas
>>8162435
That's actually Tex-Mex, not mexican.

>> No.8175656

>>8175427
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DONER!

honestly it is the nigger of rotesary food yet you fucking ignorant europeans are buying this shit from the turks like it was 3 star chef dinners

it is literally the lowest tire of the lowest tire street food
even the nasty Gyro has more class than doner

>> No.8175658

>>8175630
its real.

in finland, food=nutrition.
taste, appearance, etc are entirely irrelevant.

it doesnt matter what form it is in, as long as it provides the body with what it needs to get through our hellish suicidal day-to-day existence.

>> No.8175682

>>8165296
>mexico
>not in america

>> No.8175683

>>8175656
>rotesary
>tire
>calling others ignorant

>> No.8175686

>>8175658
>its real.
but that accent
that look
that pan that was reused after clearly preparing eggs init a day before
that fucking junkyard of a kitchen

>> No.8175689

>>8175683
>confirmed turk lover

>> No.8175728

>>8175689
I am a burger and have never had donner kebab. Nice try though, mongo.

>> No.8175742

>>8175728
>never had
then maybe you should shut the fuck up, you inbred swine.

>> No.8175749

>>8162314
>>>/fit/

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>>8175742
>you have to eat shitty turkish food to be able to tell other people they're retarded for calling other people ignorant while fucking up the spelling on simple four-letter words

>> No.8175756

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw

literally the entire channel

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>>8162110
A buissnes in my city made a production machine that can make chips out of any sausages.

>> No.8175803

>>8175755

amusing how you did not read the original post
i can challenge you to spelling any word in a levant or south asian language but it would be pointless against someone who seem too stupid to remember he googled the same image before and post the duplicate as is with the name but have full confident calling others retarded

please kys

>not even the same anon
>inb4 triggered

>> No.8175830

>>8175802
a knife?

>> No.8175844

>>8162303
>tasty
>cheese
what a fuckin surprise

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>>8162303
>>8162313
>>8162399
>>8163830
>>8170353

>> No.8175872

>>8162377
do they do any fucking healthy meals i kinda don't want to die at 23

>> No.8175878

>>8175830
it freezes the sausages and cut it very very thin and then dry it.

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>>8169951
>cooking macaroni with energy drink

AAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK?

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>>8163254
what a fat fucking failure haha

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>>8163280
>that title

>> No.8175905

>>8175872
No. It's for teenage moms with no coming skill.

>> No.8175932

>>8163280
witch review is this from

>> No.8175952

>>8163280
Link the video this one's from, I think it might just be karaage batter.

>> No.8175977

>>8162313
10/10 would swing

>> No.8175994

>>8163280
>DPS of cooking.

>> No.8176023

>>8172849
(you)

>> No.8176096

>>8175803
What the fuck are you even trying to say, you chingchong potato?

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>>8167829
my sides

>> No.8176189

>>8162313
Someone once asked me if I've ever had this because I'm from a southern state and they heard a NASCAR driver say he enjoys eating these.

I thought they were just trying to mess with me until I looked it up. Never heard of it before that.

>> No.8176191

>>8162105
Honestly if you used the sour cream and mayo as dip and baked the other stuff I think it would be a nice platter.

>> No.8176204

>>8162529
Dorito taco in a bag is amazing.
I made some on a trip up north once just added ground beef and cheese though.

>> No.8176216

>>8170326
>muslims
Of fucking course.

>> No.8176232

>>8162313
As someone who perfected the Mayo-Butter Sandwich (which is exactly what it sounds like) in college
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

>> No.8176240

>>8162110
but this is a thing mate
salame hanged with a rope to dry , then grilled and served with a small portion of cheese Or bread

>> No.8176294

>>8162303
god i hate meme gif recipes like this

>> No.8176298

>>8165569
Fuck me does that look good, IDGAF. I prefer thin crust pizza but a nice slice of fat, layered, doughy deep-dish pizza can be damn good once in a while.

>> No.8176301

>>8162529
what are those little red gummie looking things
also they clearly got fresh onions why would they also get pickled onion

>> No.8176311

>>8162267
This is some extremely Mexican shit. I've never seen it in Texas, guess it doesn't come this far North. Wonder how long it'll be before there are trucks selling this shit here.

>> No.8176319

>>8165121
American here. Texas, specifically. The pairing was never around when I was growing up, and I suspect the same for most of my countrymen. I though it was weird until I tried some Brie and some kind of jam together and it was amazing.

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i remember this as "pizza con liquido verde arriba" (pizza with green liquid on top)
the guy was living in a shit hole , his kitchen was a nightmare.

And look at the pizza that liquid behind it , isn't oil or fat , even he did not know what i was.
also that green thing is not what is used on pizza

>> No.8176342

>>8174677
It's GrAy in America and GrEy in England you cockslurping AIDSbucket

>> No.8176343

>>8162313
At least those bananas are properly ripened?

>> No.8176352

>>8169951
is this even a house? It looks more like a utility closet of some crazed janitor.