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>Is Pepsi OK?
How do you respond?

>> No.8149018

is monopoly money OK? hahaha xDDDD

>> No.8149020

>>8149017
No thanks, I'll just have an unsweet iced tea.

>> No.8149027

>>8149017
Order a bottle of ketchup and drink it

>> No.8149034

Yes

>> No.8149040

>Why are you holding an empty tray as if it were full?

>> No.8149042

>>8149017
>Ordering anything but ice water or unsweetened tea
lmfao shiggy diggy

>> No.8149044

y-you don't have water?

>> No.8149046

>>8149040
it's so you can photoshop things onto it

>> No.8149054

Got RC cola?

>> No.8149110

Pretty sure Pepsi's doing fine, they're a multi-billion dollar corporation after all.

>> No.8149117

>>8149017
No Pepsi is not ok, I asked for a rootbeer...
I'll just have water.

>> No.8149118
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>>8149046
Thank you anon, in that case I shall take a elephant complaining at the price of fresh plums.

>> No.8149122

>>8149017
>Not is Sierra Mist ok

>> No.8149123

>>8149118
Is Pepsi ok?

>> No.8149124
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>>8149117

>> No.8149126

I thought it was a censor oval and not a tray at first.

>> No.8149127

>>8149123
No, I asked for a rootbeer too. What kind of place is this?

>> No.8149128

nothing is okay my life is a shammmmmmm

>> No.8149138
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8149138

>>8149127
>What kind of place is this?
Why are you playing dumb?

>> No.8149140

>>8149017
Ask her what my puppy did to deserve being murdered by me.

>> No.8149143

>>8149017
Th-thanks..

>> No.8149144

No thanks. I don't drink soda. I'm an adult.

>> No.8149146
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8149146

>>8149140
Move along now Mr.ATF

>> No.8149155

Never bought some sweetend soda.
Water works fine for me.

>> No.8149157

>>8149017
>How do you respond?
"No."

>> No.8149159

>>8149155
I'll have an unsweetened iced soda please

>> No.8149172

>>8149159
Is Diet Pepsi OK?

>> No.8149194

>>8149172
I'll have a Horse Coke

>> No.8149202

>>8149194
Horse Pepsi OK?

>> No.8149205

Only fat Southerners prefer Coke over delicious refreshing Pepsi.

>> No.8149206

>>8149202
Neigh

>> No.8149209

>>8149206
you cheeky cunt

>> No.8149216

>>8149017
>No thank you.

But I don't drink soda nowadays.

>> No.8149223
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8149223

I'll have a mountain Dew.

>sprite okay?

>> No.8149238

>>8149209
Thanks for playing along

>> No.8149241

>>8149017
>soda
unless its for chasing a dozen cheap shots, you can go fuck yourself with ordering soda. i dont care if you dd, you order something better than soda

>> No.8149247

Whatever I don't drink enough of either to feel the difference.

>> No.8149253

>>8149241
Imagine being this mad and upset all the time.

>> No.8149268

Sure, tastes the same anyway.

>> No.8149310
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8149310

"Sure"

Fountain pepsi is actually way better than can pepsi because the sweetness doesn't have that cloying quality that makes pepsi so bad.

>> No.8149313

>>8149017
I asked what beer you have on tap, why are you asking about pepsi?

>> No.8149316

>>8149205
Pespi is way sweeter tasting. I'd assume fat southerners would prefer that.

>> No.8149317

>>8149313
Sir, this is a McDonalds. We don't serve beer.

>> No.8149328

>>8149017
I asked for a pop

>> No.8149335

>>8149317
In that case I'll have a whiskey.

>> No.8149344
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8149344

Of course, after all I wouldn't want to disappoint pepsi maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

>> No.8149349

What? I said Pepsi, didn't I? Of course Pepsi's okay.

>> No.8149353

>>8149247
that's some shit taste buds you got there

>> No.8149362

>people still pretending to like pepsi

>> No.8149363

>>8149017
no, just water please

>> No.8149421
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8149421

>>8149363

>> No.8149492

>>8149421
>that complete lack of chin/jaw

Christ, this guy was never gonna make it

>> No.8149497

>>8149017
bitch i asked for water

>> No.8149509

Literally anything else with alcohol in it would have been a better option if you didn't have my liquor/beer of preference. How did you even get this job?

>> No.8149530
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>>8149020
There really is nothing better than a nice, home made ice tea with some apple and grapejuice.

>> No.8149563
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>>8149530
>ruining tea with garbage-tier juices

>> No.8149564

Say, "no, I ordered a beer because I am an adult and this is a sit down restaurant"

>> No.8149621

>>8149564
are there stand up restaurants?

>> No.8149624

>>8149621
I understand you're being retarded, but have you ever heard of take-away? Some restaurants don't have seating and you grab an order to go.

>> No.8149626

>>8149621
>are there stand up restaurants?
yeah, fast food and fast casual places where you order while standing. In such places I would not expect a beer and may consider a soda in certain circumstances

>> No.8149632

>>8149624
but that's just take away. are there actual restaurants where people stand up and eat?

>> No.8149657

>>8149632
your mom when i eat that pussy in the shower

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8149664

>>8149017
>tfw you ordered a Coke and they gave you Pepsi

>> No.8149666

>>8149110
>theyll be fine

>> No.8149667

>>8149564
someone has to DD, or you're a man and ride a motorcycle.

>> No.8149674

>>8149657
Just close the coffin when you're done sport.

>> No.8149678

>>8149674
no thanks i'll be coming back for seconds

>> No.8149682

>>8149017
y-you too

>> No.8149697
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8149697

>"We serve RC products."

>> No.8149705

>>8149017
no, now i'll have your ass

>> No.8149713

>>8149674
>>8149678
REKT

>> No.8149719
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8149719

>>8149017
Dr.pepper it is then

>> No.8149732

>>8149719
"Sorry we don't serve Dr. Pepper!"
What now?

>> No.8149739

I live in the "birthplace of Pepsi" in North Carolina and even I refuse Pepsi when offered.

>> No.8149798
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8149798

>>8149732
Mtn dew me

>> No.8149811

>>8149798
The correct soda choice tree is
1. Dr. Pepper
2. Mt Dew
3. Root Beer
4. Coke/Pepsi (having a preference between these two makes you a fucking child)

>> No.8149829

>>8149335
Is Pepsi and Rum OK?

>> No.8149833

>>8149811
wrong
1. Sprite
2. Big Red
3. Orange Soda
4. Root Beer
5. Dr. Pepper

this is assuming you aren't drinking water for some reason

>> No.8149840

>>8149017
No, I asked for water.

>> No.8149841

>>8149833
Big Red? What the fuck even is that? How can you have something so obscure so high on your list, no one is going to have that?
Well and yeah, you should obviously be drinking beer unless you are at a work lunch and not supposed to

>> No.8149848

>>8149017
Pepsi when drinking by itself
Coke when mixing it with alcohol or cooking with it

>> No.8149854

>>8149841
>Doesn't know that some sodas are regional

Cheerwine can be found in pretty much every single store that sells soda in NC but I've only just started recently seeing it outside of that state

Big Red is another one

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8149862

>>8149017
are aborted fetuses in snd place cola ok?

>> No.8149874

>>8149829
No. Holy mother of Jesus, no. Pepsi is absolutely shit with liquor.

>> No.8149890

>>8149874
its the fucking same

>> No.8149906

>>8149840
lmao did you also order from the kid's menu?

>> No.8149946

>>8149017
Yes. I love Pepsi.

>> No.8149949

>>8149017
I asked for water.

>> No.8149968

>>8149017
No, I asked for water.

>> No.8149980

>>8149949
>>8149968
not water with lemon hope you like the taste of poor water

>> No.8150063

>>8149017
>How do you respond?

I WANT MY COKE YOU FUCKING ROASTIE DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY GOOD BOY POINTS I HAD TO AMASS TO GET TAKEN OUT TO A PROPER DINNER YOU HORRIBLE CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8150087

>>8149664
When Pepsi was still in the early stages of getting popular, Coke would have people go to shops, order a Coke, and if given a Pepsi without notification, they'd sue.

>> No.8150127

>>8149980
I patron non-shit restaurants in a 1st world country so I don't have this problem. Sucks to be you.

>> No.8150138
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8150138

>>8149697
Just order a 7 up and deal with it you enormous faggot.

>Royal Crown is better then the shit you guys call coke anyway.

>> No.8150161

>>8149017
>"You know what, on second thought just give me a coffee because I'm not a fucking child."

>> No.8150214
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8150214

>>8150161
Is a Frappuccino OK?

>> No.8150220

>>8150161
>>8150214
In case you don't get it, PepsiCo is the company that produces and distributes Starbucks' packaged drinks.

>> No.8150382

>>8149421
the enlightened gentlesir is right though

liquid candy is a treat for kids

>> No.8150433

>>8149017
is Canadian money okay?

>> No.8150440

>>8149492
it's a mediocre jaw swallowed by the advancing wall of flesh.

>>8149833
>>8149811
where does Black Cherry soda fit into this.

>>8149980
>''''water'''' with lemon
if I wanted diluted lemonade I would've just ordered some and let the ice melt

>> No.8150619

>>8149205
Only niggers like Pepsi's gross metal / blood taste.

>> No.8150626

>>8149127
>Where do you think we are.jpg

>> No.8150656
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8150656

>I go into the restaurant establishment, light gleening off of my chains and the gold rim of my trilby
>I sit down near the window, a corner booth
>a gorgeous waitress as if out of a dream comes to my table
>"excuse me sir would you like something to drink?"
>I look at her and furrow my brow, giving her a a self-assured smirk of content
>"I'll take a coke if you have one"
>she looks at me
>"is pepsi okay?"
>the entire restaurant goes silent, children stop playing with their food, parents stop eating, the cooks and other wait staff halt what they're doing as these almost accursed words are uttered, as none have ever been able to form an answer before
>at least, not until I arrived onto the scene
>I grab the rim of my trilby, tip it in her direction, and say "Yes, pepsi will be okay".
>the waitress, swoon at my cool demeaner and quick response, cries tears of joy, as the restaurant lights up in ecstatic celebration.
>another fountain drink disaster averted thanks to the quick thinking of yours truly

>> No.8150679

>>8150656
Wow did that really happen?

>> No.8150682

>>8149811
>Has a power ranking for soda
>Calls others children

kekasaurous rex

>> No.8150698

>>8149530
Is that ice t?

>> No.8150702

>>8149841
it's a regional soda and it's fucking good buttmunch

>> No.8150704
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>> No.8150705

>>8150440
it doesnt or else id include it in my list use ur brain chief

>> No.8150722

>>8150704
Ronnie is the truest mascot /co/ck/ ever had.

>> No.8150737

I stare blankly at the watress, she stares back expectantly.

"I always knew this day would come." I say grimly, as I stand up from my seat.

"What are you doing babe? " Ask's my wife, looking up from her phone.

"What I have to do. You'll understand someday, I promise. "

The waitress looks confused, she starts to say something but I quickly cut her off by saying "Cindy, this is America. "

"In America, people are fighting for many causes, some just, some not, and it's hard to tell what the right side is sometimes. Despite this, we have to try to fight for what is right. Sometimes were wrong, but we have to try."

With that said, I pull down my pants, everyone let's out a gasp of shock.

"Now if you earn enough good girl points, I MIGHT let you off the hook! "

I leap onto the waitress and use my psyonic powers to force her mouth open, and start pooping into her mouth.

People are screaming, my wife is trying to pry me off, my son chants the sacred cola chant, as he says it, my poop flows faster and faster, becoming more liquid, more fizzy.

Sood I'm shitting pure cokeacola into her mouth. She of course chokes on the poop that was still in there.

Her corpse morphs into a giant cup, that I quickly fill to the brim with my ass-cola.

"Alright, everyone who orderd coke and got pepsi? Come and get it! "

Everyone gets up and fills there cups.

>> No.8150741
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8150741

>>8149317
I guess its not germany nor france

>> No.8150777

>>8149126
I too just woke up and saw that.

>> No.8150781

>>8150619
It's funny because mexican coke tastes like that.

>> No.8150783

He's a bit shaken up but he'll be fine.

>> No.8150786

>>8149017
"I didn't ask for soda, I asked for unsweet tea, please."

btw I prefer Pepsi to Coke but I barely ever drink any soda anymore.

>> No.8150798

>she spills your coffee

What do you do, /ck/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

>> No.8150826

>>8149017
It's usually the other way for me
>Is Coke ok?.

>> No.8150850

>>8150826
Not really tho

>> No.8150878

>>8149017

>Nah.

>Give me a cup of tap water.

And then I don't drink and start my negative review about the service on yelp, tripadvisor, etc.

>> No.8150914

>>8149110
I was working there up until a year ago and they were the only soda company in our area making a real profit.

>> No.8150925

Milk please ma'lday, as you see. My teddies deserve a nice cup of milk to compliment the flavor ,as I will be paying in GBP today

>> No.8151151

>>8149017
I usually just get water because fuck paying extra for soda

>> No.8151182

>"Yeah, it's okay. I prefer Coke, but I like Pepsi, too. By the way, would you be my gf? Oh... no? O-okay. I still love you..."

>> No.8151183

>>8150619
I like both but I prefer Pepsi.

Coke always makes me super phlegm-y. Their syrup is thicker or something.

>> No.8151198

>>8149017
That's fine. I'd like a glass of ice water please. :^)

>> No.8151309

>>8149202

fuck off with your family guy jokes

>> No.8151511

>>8149020
My uso

>> No.8151527

Why would it be okay? I asked for Ice Tea.

>> No.8151535

>>8149017
It goes like this, quite simple, really.
Coke as a drink is better than Pepsi. Hands down no argument.
Pepsi isn't as good as Coke BUT the caveat is that Pepsi makes way better OTHER sodas.
If a place has coke products, get a coke.
If a place has Pepsi products l, don't get pepsi, get one of their other products (dew, etc)

>> No.8151631

"No"
>Get up and leave and write a bad review on yelp.
Pepsi is awful and restaurant that have it are awful

>> No.8151634
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8151634

>>8149017
I ORDERED BEPSI! BEPSI!

>> No.8151666

>>8149144
>look at me guys I dont have an entire kind of drink in my diet cause I'm a big boy
kys

>> No.8151729

>>8149017
"I asked for water"

>> No.8151744
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8151744

>>8149017
*breathes heavily*

NO! And you go tell *huff* your manager to get his fat *huff* ass over here or I'm leaving now!

Can someone *huff..* help me out of this *huff...* chair?

>> No.8151773

>>8151744
>wears a crop top but not some denim booty shorts or a skirt
Come on girl, if you're gonna show a little skin go all the way and flaunt it.

>> No.8151781

>>8151744

I'd hit it with at least two paper bags on its head

>> No.8151794

>mfw there are people in this thread right now who would willingly drink pepsi.

Have you people not seen what happens when you boil that stuff? YUCK! I looked it up and it's part of the reason I decided to become a vegan.

>> No.8152274

Applebee is the worst..

I ask for a Dr. Pepper
>Is Cherry Pepsi ok?
>I-I'll just have a b-blue moon
>Can I see your ID?
>fumble with wallet
>realize my ID isn't in it
>Oh s-sorry I don't have my I'D on me
>waitress stares at me
>I'll just have a w-water

Bitch brings out water with Brown lemon and a well done steak when I ordered one medium rare

>leave steak uneaten and water undrinken
>leave money on table
>go across the street to my favorite liquor store and buy a fifth of vodka
>drink it in two hours

Never again will I go to applebess. Those bastards made me so depressed that I relapsed after 7 months sober

>> No.8152304

>do you happen to have seltzer water
>sure
>brings club soda / mineral / tonic water

meh

>> No.8152610

>>8151744
id lift that top and hit from the front standing

>> No.8152656

>>8149017
No it's not. It goes flat way too fuckin fast

>> No.8152684

>>8150698
Lemonade, read the sign

>> No.8152711

>>8152274
How did they make you relapse if you were going to buy a beer there?

>> No.8152768
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>"no, Nevermind, I don't want anything to drink."
>"oh, ok then."
>she begins walking away
>call her over
>"Hey, could I order a pepsi?"
>"is coke ok?"
>"yes, that will be fine."
>TFW cheated the system

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8152800

>>8149017
No way, Jose. I'll have one of these.

>> No.8152813

>>8149017
What? I asked you for sprite.

>> No.8152824

>>8149017
But I ordered a shirley temple with extra grenadine

>> No.8152832

>pepsi
upside down is 4chan
>isded
like Zed.

>> No.8152853

>>8149017
Was 9/11 ok?

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8153879

>>8149017
Bebis?
I want Goke!

>> No.8153901

>>8152274
It's not really staying sober if you drink a beer, retard.

>ordered a steak medium rare

They aren't going to serve you anything but well done at a chain like that because they don't want to spend money on your ass when the fuckhead in the kitchen inevitably undercooks it and you sue for food poisoning.

>> No.8153933

>>8149017
Pepsi is ok. I always drink pepsi for the pepsi man. But Dr.Pepper is my prescription beverage of choice.

>> No.8153936

>>8152304
>salt water
you norwegians are weird, but in a good sence :D

>> No.8153939

>>8153879
Is Dr.Bebber ok?

>> No.8153963

>>8153939
No, ES

>> No.8153970

>>8153963
Sorre Sburdo es nod my nadive language :D

>> No.8154050

>>8150781
assmad argie detected

even whitey agrees that Mexican coke is god tier

>> No.8154068

>>8153963
Here we have a c&a dourist from Ylilauta

>> No.8154102

>>8152832
undisputed post

>> No.8154128

>>8149017
I asked for a hot glass of cum, you swine.

>> No.8154135

>>8154128
i want tranny cum served directly from the waitresses asshole. Mmmhm

>> No.8154137

>Is Pepsi OK?
Sure.

AS LUBE BABY

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8154177

>>8149017

>is pepsi ok?

"for what, the survival of the human race? i don't think so, harlot."

>> No.8154208

>>8149017

BRING ME AN ARNOLD PALMER SINCE I'M A HUGE PIECE OF SHIT.

>> No.8154219

pepsi is best

hate me bitch

>> No.8154736

>>8149122
They dont make Sierra mist anymore its twist now

>> No.8154739

>>8149223
Not mellow yellow

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8154761

>>8154219
(You)
T.pepsi employee

>> No.8154774

of course, it's the taste of my generation ;)

>> No.8154791

>>8154774
So... The taste of disappointment and failure?

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8154807

>>8149017
what about Pepsi Twist?

>> No.8154900

>>8149018
DID YOU JUST READ MY MIND?

>> No.8154905

>>8149017
i had fucken KFC give me a cup of pepsi when i asked for coke and they didnt even tell me it wasnt coke

fucking hell

>> No.8154910

>>8149732
mr pibb

>>8149811
>your take on your item 4

dont be a stupid piece of shit

>> No.8154913

>>8150214
no because you never know who frapped into it

>> No.8154972

>>8154913
You actually do... the PepsiCo corporation.

>> No.8154986

I asked for coffee you shit for brains bimbo. Coffee! Get it right or I'll kill you!

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>>8154905
Sounds like lawsuit time to me

>> No.8155111

What other bevwrages do you serve dear?

>> No.8156536

>>8154905
I thought niggers prefered pepsi though, so what's the problem?

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8156630

>>8149017

>> No.8156662
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I like to play a little game. I walk into a restaurant and guess before hand if they have sprite or sierra mist. If I guess wrong, I have to order the most complicated meal I can.

For instance, if I'm at a pizza place, I ask for sardines on a fourth of the pizza, with no cheese. I then ask for something harder to make like a taco pizza on the other half. I then asked for no cheese, extra sauce, and a meat lovers on the other fourth that's left.

The best part is, if even a little bit spreads over, I always complain and try to get a free meal. It's a game me and my friends play. Or, we pull out on our hairs, and put it in the pizza and demand we get a refund.

I'm a living piece of shit.

>> No.8156667

>>8153939
no I want Mr. Bibb

>> No.8156674

I asked for pepsi you stupid bitch, GO AWAY NOW...

>> No.8157241

>>8156667
No Captain Cola?

>> No.8157274
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>>8149017
BLIN

>> No.8157297

>>8156662
I hope you die.

>> No.8157300

>>8149017
I ask for water because soda fucks up your palate, your daily calories, and is way too sweet.

>> No.8157305

>>8149811
The correct drink choice isn't soda.

>> No.8157455

No? I ordered Iced Tea.
It says right here, you have Iced Tea.

>> No.8157469

>>8149017
No thanks, I don't support the presence of dead baby parts in my drinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vlKOFd73XM

>> No.8157492

>What do you want to drink?
>A coke or pepsi please
>Is pepsi okay?

No, that's why I specifically said, "or pepsi"

>> No.8157521

>>8157492
>autism

>> No.8157535

is a frogs ass watertight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYb42fv8pMU

>> No.8157558

Nop

>> No.8158057

>>8156662
That way, too, you get additional chef's ball sweat for free.

>> No.8158114

>>8157274
Admirable effort.

>> No.8158126

>>8149017
yeah.

>> No.8158789

>>8158114
Threw it together in like 5 minutes

>> No.8158820

>>8151794
Is this a meme?

>> No.8160860

>>8154807
>a touch of lemon
>clearly depicts a lime
Are Pepsi fags this autistic?

>> No.8160873

>"what can I get you, sir?"

*Me, in my 3-piece vintage suit and trilby*
>"I'll take a Coke and Pepsi on the rocks, madam. Extra sugar, please!"

>> No.8160886

who the fuck cares

>> No.8160932

>>8156662
I like your style, jew.

>> No.8161150

>>8154905
>go to a restaurant owned by pepsico
>expect to get coke

epic

>> No.8161173

>>8160860
limes are just unripe lemons you mong

>> No.8161190

>y-yeah they all taste the same r-r-right hehehe
>ok sir I'll get your drinks
>y-you too

>> No.8161213

>>8149017
>"What did you just say to me you bitch? Get the fuck down there!" *force her head down into my crotch* "Start fuckin suckin on it whore!"

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>>8149697
I fuckin wish

A&W and Dr, Pepper are better than either Coke or Pepsi equivalents.