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8144400 No.8144400 [Reply] [Original]

How do I quench the spicy heat of these badboys?

>> No.8144401

RANCH DRESSING

>> No.8144403

i touched my dick after eating those.

wew. just wew.

>> No.8144426

>>8144400
When i first tasted these i thought they were a bit too spicy for me, but after trying them with mayo i really enjoy them. Dulls the heat and gives a great, creamy finish.

>> No.8144433

>>8144400
I think you have to be a nigger mexican for the heat of these bad boys to not overwhelm your superior genetics.

>> No.8144448

Had to down an entire glass a milk, mouth and fingers still hurt for like an hour

>> No.8144461

>>8144400
I tried once tried these on a dare from these rugged buff Chicano bros I went to community college with, and the burning sensation was like eating a literal spoonful of lava.
I tried it all
>water
>cottage cheese
>a mug filled with Ken's Steakhouse Ranch dressing
Nothing worked.
Then this based Korean bro I knew came through with the final solution
Trust me /ck/ this guy was for real. He put Siracha on EVERYTHING

>a bowl of mayonnaise

Only after consuming this was the blistering heat finally quelled

>> No.8144469

I like how the doritos are wearing a party hat.

>> No.8144503

>>8144469
Welcome newfriend. Enjoy your stay

>> No.8144555

>>8144503
Jesus Christ you are retarded

>> No.8144562

>>8144555
First semester on board?

Please leave.

>> No.8144586

>>8144400
Since when is ranch spicy?

Oh I get it, you're b8ing for replies to make an epic reddit screencap.

>> No.8144618

>>8144555
Nice get for a crossover newfag twat

>> No.8144627

>>8144400
These aren't even hot. If u want hot drito I suggest you try either. Salsa, or my personal favourite: Thai chilli :)

>> No.8144628

>>8144627
You type like a retarded faggot so no thanks

>> No.8144655
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8144655

you think that's spicy? heh nice try kid...
If you want that's really spicy, try one of these bad mother f******s
dont say I didn't warn ya...

>> No.8144663

That's it. I'm out of here. Fuck you guys and burn in Hell.

>> No.8144664
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8144664

i want to get off mr bones' wild ride

>> No.8144701
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8144701

>>8144400
Don't even think about eating this, OP. You'll have to go to the ER for a tastebudectomy.

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8144703

Better watch out for this stuff. It was like a nuclear warhead's worth of heat went off in my mouth.

>> No.8144904

>>8144628
How so? I am not retarded and I am not a faggot.

>> No.8145017

Add extra ranch and chili powder

>>8144663
stay mad newfag

>> No.8145244
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8145244

I tried this. It was like pouring acid down my throat.

>> No.8145250

>>8144701
Fuck that looks VERY SPICE! ... D: