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8126374 No.8126374 [Reply] [Original]

>go to some hip, overpriced bar
>they serve drinks in beakers

Why?

>> No.8126384

Because hip overpriced bars need gimmicks?

>> No.8126413

To steal. Beaker like $15

>> No.8126415

>>8126413
They weren't Pyrexes/Kimaxes.

Probably some cheapo Chinese shit not suitable for actual lab work.

>> No.8126417

>>8126374
steal the beakers, good pyrex is pricey as fuck,

You should ask if they can serve you a margarita in a 3 neck Round Bottom Flask, then steal that too.

>> No.8126418

>>8126415
Brand not matter. Only borosilicate matter

>> No.8126420

>>8126418
The glass felt thin.

>> No.8126422

>>8126374
So you know exactly how drunk you're gonna get.

>n00b drinkers itt

>> No.8126424

>>8126422
Only after they finish their dichromate titration to determine the ethanol content.

>> No.8126426

>>8126417
PYREX (R) is just a brand name for ordinary tempered soda-lime glass, it is not pyrex as in borosilicate, because of the retarded way US of A works
do not use PYREX(R) for things you need borosilicate, or you're going to have A BAD TIME (TM)

>> No.8126438

>>8126426
Aren't the two differentiated via the use of upper or lower case? (pyrex = soda-lime, Pyrex = borosilicate)

Either way, I know what you mean. I read a story online about a guy who made ETN in fake Pyrex glassware, dude lost both his hands when it cracked and ... something-something happened I don't remember.

>> No.8126439

>>8126438
there are a bunch of companies using the Pyrex brand, but only like one of them (i think the french one) is actual borosilicate

>> No.8126443

Lmao OP made up some retarded story for attention but everyone just wants to talk about beakers now

>> No.8126447

>>8126374
Flunked right out of cocktail-school.

>> No.8126904

My impression of a joint skydives if I see a fucking beaker. Half the time the drink dribbles down your face because of the shape of the rim. Can't stand that shit.

>> No.8126928

>>8126374
Is it just me or does that blue liquid look like it'd taste real good?

>> No.8127049

>>8126374
Even as a Chen student I find this idiotic.

>> No.8127053

>>8127049
You're a retard lel

>> No.8127212

>>8126422
>trusting gradiation marks

Gotta weigh that shit, nigga

>> No.8127747

>>8126438
I remember that story. Making explosives on a stovetop was a terrible idea in and of itself, let alone not getting the fuck out of the way once he heard it crack.

>> No.8128065

I remember the first time i went somewhere that served drinks in mason jars. I thought it was the kind of dumbass internet shit that only happened to faggots in greentext threads and yet there i was. Guess i was the faggot all along.

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>>8126374
Because they're hipsters. Have you seen the restaurant where they serve your food on skateboards? I don't mean that in the "waiters riding skateboards" way, I mean, they put your food on a fucking skateboard and serve it to you. There are multiple restaurants that do this.

They know their food is overpriced garbage so they up the presentation to compensate.

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>>8128105

>> No.8128126

>>8127212
not for liquids, you dumb fuck

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>>8128111

>> No.8128163
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>> No.8128173

This thread makes me question the value of this life.

>> No.8128175
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>> No.8128180
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>> No.8128183

>>8128126
you cannot volumetrically measure liquids with the graduates on a fucking beaker. Use a fucking balance, or volumetric glassware

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>>8128130

>> No.8128195
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>>8128192

>> No.8128289
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>> No.8128295

>>8126374
I don't know if it's just me or my training as a chemist but I don't think I'd feel comfortable drinking out of any labware.

>> No.8128298

>>8126374
Because they're cheaper than fine glassware and people either expect that or something memorable

>> No.8128305

>>8128105
>>8128111
>>8128148
...These people DO know that skateboards are coated in a toxic resin, right?

>> No.8128312

Was there a strawberry pink bullshit drink with the word titration in the name?

>> No.8128320

>>8128305
>doesn't know about organic toxin free skateboards
what a pleb

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>> No.8128330
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>> No.8128338

>>8128330
>$27.99 plus tip

>> No.8128344
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>>8126374
>go to the chemical stock room at the university
>all they've got is hip, overpriced 140 and 180 proof ethanol
>they only serve it in beakers
Why?

>> No.8128389

>>8126374
Pyrex is pretty good.
Those beakers are $10 each tho I dunno why they'd rather not buy the usual $2 bar glasses.

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>> No.8128432

>>8128330
Are metal dishes even hygienic?
Even if they are, wouldn't they alter the flavor?
Some times I can even taste the metal of some cutlery.

>> No.8128434

>>8128295
Yeah same
The unnatural colour and just even a slight alcohol smell, being in a beaker brings me gagging thinking I'm back in the lab.

>>8128415
Enjoying your work anon

>> No.8128436

>>8126374
They found them while dumpster diving behind the local hospital

>> No.8128444
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>>8128434
I hope you like prawns.

>> No.8128447

>>8128415
That looks pretty norm-

>Sees filename

I'm out

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>> No.8128483
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>> No.8128485

>>8128111
Someone wants to be a Japanese theme restaurant and is not managing it.

>> No.8128488
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>>8128485
Everyone wants to be a theme restaurant. Food has to be Instagrammable now.

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>> No.8128496

>>8128488
Damn, I had that idea 20 years ago.

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>> No.8128550

>>8128540
Is that log dishwasher safe

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>>8128550
Don't think so.

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>> No.8128594
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>> No.8128600
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I wonder how much of the cost of these novelty dishware items artificially inflates the cost of the food.

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>> No.8128673
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>> No.8128684

I HATE

THIS THREAD

>> No.8128692
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>>8128684
Food 2deep4you?

>> No.8128698
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>> No.8128703

>>8128673
Just. What?

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>>8128703
I like to imagine they put them on and walked around with cake-filled diapers because it makes about as much sense as eating out of a diaper.

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>> No.8128742

>>8128130
>I don't need cooking skills, it's my style.jpg

>> No.8128749
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>>8128432
I reckon they alter the flavor about as much as a piece of slate or shoe does.

>> No.8128751

>>8128637
i see what you did there.

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>> No.8128756

>>8128394
well they are honest, with those price is literally a racket business

>> No.8128768

>>8128568
Sure it's in paris? must be pretty obscure place.

>> No.8128775

I think the idea is that millenial grew up on microwave and fast food and has no idea of why they should eat outside because they have no palate, so they prefer showy stuff that looks good on their facebook photos.

>> No.8128779
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>>8128768
Zéro de Conduite

>>8128775
Pretty much.

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I thought I could trust Aldi, of all places.

>> No.8128798

this thread is triggering me so hard

>> No.8128812
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>>8128798
Are you saying you don't like your soup served on slate and your bread in shoes?

>> No.8128814

>>8128812
no i do not

>> No.8128821
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>>8128814
But this is the future of your food.

>> No.8128826

>>8128821
[reeeeeeeeeeeees internally]

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>> No.8128840
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any canadumbs ever had the shotski at Hudson's?

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>> No.8128889

>>8127747
Glass cracks really fast and suddenly dropping things is how you lose toes.

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>> No.8128937

And people wonder why restaurant revenue is cratering.

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>> No.8128976

>>8128555
I like how they clearly show what they think of their customers.

>> No.8128981

>>8128126
Why not? You just gotta know the density.
I weigh out water all the time at my workplace. (Materials tester, adding water to soil to plot moisture-density curves)

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>> No.8128992
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And I'm going to call it a night.

Sleep well. Dream of beakers and shoes.

>> No.8129001

>>8128985

It add the flavour of traditional chihuahua bamboo shoots without actually putting them in the taco. Authentic as hell.

>> No.8129005

>>8128111
>>8128105
>>8128111

FUCKING TRIGGERED

THE GREASE IS GOING TO GET IN THE VENEERS AND RUIN THE POP FUCK OFF JUST GIVE THEM TO ME

>> No.8129015

>>8128840
that's a common thing

>> No.8129033
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>this entire thread

>> No.8129129

>>8126928
Some sort of rum with blueberry liqueur, perhaps?

>> No.8129136
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Good thread

>> No.8129138

>>8128568
Didn't some Willamsburg hipster place do this first like 10 years ago?

>> No.8129162

>>8128476
even the food knows it's shit.

>> No.8129169

>>8128779
God I am upset

>> No.8129183

>>8128956
>>8128606
>>8128470
>>8128415
>>8128175

What a bunch of cheeky cunts kek

>> No.8129192

>>8128985
That's still going to roll around and fucking tilt over!

>> No.8129269
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>>8129138
It's possible. Despite all their counterculture cries, hipsters are notorious for copying each other. Though this place has an additional gimmick in that the drinks are named after cartoon characters and you have to draw them to be served your drink of choice. The drinks are weak and there aren't many classic cocktails on the menu, so you'll have a hard time getting plastered. The bottle and your first drink costs sixteen euros the first time you visit, but if you save it and bring it back, your drinks are six euros each for subsequent visits. (Which is still expensive.)

>>8129183
Enjoy a guac syringe.

>> No.8129392

I wish mason jars never existed

>> No.8129399

>>8126417
my boro nigga

ilu

>> No.8129417

beakers sound so much better than mason jars

>> No.8129549

>>8126928
If you like meme cocktails. Blue Curaçao tastes of bitter orange.

>> No.8129574

>>8128835
I actually kinda like this one. The rest of this thread exceeds my daily recommended limit for retardation though.

>> No.8129614

This thread makes me angerous now

>> No.8129619

>>8128874
>>8128754
>>8128643
These ones are kind of cool and at least somewhat practical. The rest of the shit ITT is completely fucking retarded.

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>>8128637

>> No.8129686

>>8128952
damn i keep my stash in one of those exact jars, holds an eighth just right

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>>8128756

>> No.8129713

>>8128326
At one point I may have considered this pretentious and stupid, but never again.

>> No.8130074

>>8128775
Kids should eat oysters and weird animals flesh at christmas, and be encouraged by seeing adults doing so without yuking.

>>8128779
They serve food beside sweets and lollipops? I've never been there, their site says they're only a bar with some table top games.

>>8128940
At least that's explicit. Someone got bored of people having imaginary allergies.

>> No.8130078

>>8126426
If you are looking for proper Pyrex you are going to have to buy used stuff from the thrift shop or eBay. The glass should be green tinted and not clear. The clear shit is worthless and will explode into a million pieces. The green stuff is damn near indestructible but they stopped making it in the US so the only real way to get it is to buy Grandma's old cookware.

>> No.8130200

Over 150 posts and no one mentioned this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM

>> No.8130227

>>8128295
i was just thinking this. I know everything would be fine, but the thought of "this is wrong" would be somewhere in my mind the entire time. Or what if the beakers are new from their source like a lab, and they were only rinsed out with water?

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>>8128893

>> No.8130245

>>8128130
Ruing wagyu beef with all that garbage.

>> No.8130254

>>8128326
>click expecting that one cupcake to be flambe'ed
>it's not on fire, it's not on fire at all

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Time for round two. Another place that serves wine in baby bottles. I found that >>8128568 was not Zéro de Conduite as I originally thought, but La Refuge des Fondus. They started serving wine in baby bottles in order to circumvent a tax on wineglasses. Their drink prices are more reasonable than Zéro de Conduite, with the first drink free and subsequent drinks four euros.

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>> No.8130354

>>8128289
Actually that's kind of nifty if you have a drink holder for it.

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>> No.8130364

>>8127049
>Chen student
**HONKS INTERNALLY**

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>> No.8130368
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>> No.8130369
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>> No.8130373
File: 136 KB, 768x740, nachos and chips in a nacho packet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130379
File: 118 KB, 1024x680, spinach h'ors d'oeuvres.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130380
File: 117 KB, 960x720, build your own cheesecake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130382
File: 111 KB, 1024x768, sausage onion cups.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130393
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>> No.8130397
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>> No.8130400
File: 107 KB, 768x1024, pulled pork and coleslaw in waffle cone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130402
File: 106 KB, 768x748, screw you 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130403
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>> No.8130406
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>> No.8130409
File: 104 KB, 576x1024, basket of chicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130411
File: 96 KB, 742x1024, I want to drink from a glass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130412
File: 161 KB, 1024x907, pasta axe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130415
File: 125 KB, 576x1024, dessert of some kind 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130418
File: 95 KB, 600x586, apple crumble on paddle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130420
File: 95 KB, 600x800, improper dishware.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130422
File: 94 KB, 600x800, beef short rib and garlic mash martini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130424
File: 91 KB, 640x852, mousetrap and toaster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130426
File: 91 KB, 592x790, bread in hats2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130430
File: 90 KB, 768x1024, prawn cocktail with a side of fish torture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130432
File: 122 KB, 768x1024, chimichanga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130433
File: 144 KB, 768x1024, six olives on slates on paddle with rosemary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130435
File: 101 KB, 834x1024, watering bucket.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130437
File: 122 KB, 1024x579, drunk camping trip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130439

i want to eat at all these places

>> No.8130440
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>>8130439
Are you prepared to be bled out the ass for it?

>> No.8130443
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>> No.8130445
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>> No.8130452
File: 131 KB, 768x1024, menu holder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130454
File: 110 KB, 1024x1024, cat tree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130457
File: 79 KB, 600x600, flatbread with cutting hammer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130460
File: 78 KB, 908x680, deconstructed eton mess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130463
File: 78 KB, 600x600, swiss bread slippers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130466
File: 77 KB, 640x852, hygienic presentation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130467
File: 74 KB, 768x573, cotton candy on horsehead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130469
File: 72 KB, 600x600, mason jar wedding.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8130469

I don't know who I want to throttle more, the people who come up with these theme parties or the housewives that think they're a good idea.

>> No.8130471
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>> No.8130474
File: 72 KB, 768x890, glass of cheesecake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130478
File: 62 KB, 590x606, pulled pork, bacon, beans, and mash sundae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8130478

I'd have more filename jokes but most of these are so inexplicable that I need to explain what they are.

>> No.8130480
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>> No.8130482
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>> No.8130487
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>> No.8130491
File: 64 KB, 600x450, breakfast served in loaf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130493
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>> No.8130496
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>> No.8130498
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To go with >>8128555

>> No.8130501
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>> No.8130505
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>> No.8130509
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>> No.8130513
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>> No.8130516
File: 51 KB, 640x480, shovel on burner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.8130518
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>> No.8130521
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>> No.8130523
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And that does it for me.

>> No.8130543

>>8130509
and the seats are toilets too?

>> No.8130557

>>8130543
Correct. There are multiple restaurants with this theme.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/toilet-themed-magic-restroom-cafe-hits-california-article-1.1487826
https://www.naij.com/898125-oops-see-restaurant-serves-food-toilet-bowls-photos.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2416133/New-toilet-themed-restaurant-diners-eat-bidets-opens-China.html
http://www.eattheglobe.com/story/t-bowl-concept-restaurant-toilet-dining-anyone-150
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/30/russia-crazy-toilet-cafe-restaurant

And so on and so on.

>> No.8130833

I can appreciate novel serving ideas and a themed menu, but holy flying fuck some of these people must have their head so far up their assessment their lower intestine must look like a life size cast. Serving food stuffed into shoes? Using skateboards, random rocks and fucking license plates as eating surfaces? How the fuck do they get away with this shit?

Seriously, go look at the license plate one. See that scratched off paint? Guess where it went.

>> No.8130851

>>8130833
>Seriously, go look at the license plate one. See that scratched off paint? Guess where it went

My first thought too

Although >>8130516 isn't that bad, as long as it's Asian food. Sukiyaki used to be cooked on farming tools over an open fire outside the house, because of Buddhist tradition. So that's a nice throwback to heritage.

But serving food on stuff that's completely unrelated to food whatsoever, that's just bullcrap.

>> No.8130855

First time I've visited this board and wtf I didn't realise stuff like this existed, bet it all costs an arm and a leg. What kind of dickhead would eat this shit?

>> No.8130857

>>8130491
why is there a hockey puck in that food?

>> No.8130866

>>8130857
Black pudding

>> No.8130873

>>8130855

Someone who wants an entertainment experience, or who wants to show off to others.

>> No.8130880

>>8130866
Canadia sure is weird.

>> No.8131298

>>8128952
I like that

>> No.8131326

I actually like most of these

>> No.8131368

There's like almost no food on all these fucking novelty plates. If I go to a restaurant it's to be full and satisfied.

>> No.8131400

>>8128814
But would you try it in a boat? And would you try it with a goat?

>> No.8131403

How come no one has made up a medieval-fantasy themed restaurant where you drink out of potion bottles or goblets.

>> No.8131423

>>8131298
If you ordered a burger and fries, wouldn't you want more than six fries?

>> No.8131434

>>8131423

If we're talking normal thin fries then yeah. But those fat bastards? Looks like plenty to me.

>> No.8131439

>>8131403
Those exist. There's countless ones at various "Ren Faires". There's also Medieval Times. I would imagine there are others too.

>> No.8131440

>>8131403
>medieval-fantasy themed restaurant
I assure you they have, you probably just haven't heard of it. Searching medieval-fantasy restaurant on Google gets over 12 million results.

>> No.8131444

>>8126415
>Not Duran master race.

It's almost as if you hate science.

>> No.8131543

>>8128326
the skyline one is cool, but why would someone think it needs to be in a glass

>> No.8131553

>>8130480

I find it hard to get mad at those little shopping carts

they're just so cute oh gosh look at them

>> No.8131679

>>8130348
This is aight

>>8130358
I like it for a moscow mule

>> No.8131686

>>8130452
This one bothers me. Are people meant to eat bread that touches menus that dozens of dirty hands touched, or is it meant to highlight food wastefulness?

>> No.8131730

>>8128673
It's just baby shower humour. At least its not an actual restaurant

>> No.8131777

>>8129136
Where can I get a piece of cherry pie cooper would approve of.

>> No.8131799

Why is looking at these food presentations making me mad?

>> No.8131811

>>8131799
Autism probably, just like the guy spamming pics with individualised filename commantary.

>> No.8131838

Everything in this thread makes me want to kill someone.

>> No.8131903

>>8131543
because if you paying $15 for a cupcake it better have a gimmick

>> No.8131921

>>8128399
This is actually aesthetic as the pot creates an illusion that the ground beef is actually soil.

>>8128394
>>8128429
These are hipster garbage.

>> No.8131926

>>8131811
>commantary
Kek, must have had an embolism or something

>> No.8131932

>>8128470
>>8128515
>>8128517
This reeks of "We are uncreative and lazy so here is your food in a jar."

>> No.8131969

>>8128756
i wish terrible things on you and your progeny

>> No.8131999

>>8128344
You know, if they cut off the handle, that could be a pretty cool appetizer board for a sports bar or pub.

>> No.8132011

>>8128493
I'd understand if those were taytays shoes

>> No.8132057

>>8128821
Fuck you, I laughed so hard at that filename. I came to this thread to get angry.

>> No.8132142

What are your guys favourite drinks? Need suggestions

>> No.8132445

>>8128882
squid looks good tho desu

>> No.8133964

>>8128827
What they don't tell you is that the chef finishes the dish by pissing on your plate. The real reason it is a pee disaster in waiting.

>> No.8133971

>>8128901
I'm surprised PETA hasn't gone ape shit about this. Think of all the assholes taking the top off to hurt the poor guy or put alcohol in his tank.

>> No.8134000

>>8130445
I'd totally dress up in sweet lolita and go here for a comm meetup.

>> No.8134010

>>8126374
>mfw bar literally called geekbar here in chicago folded because they couldn't hold the hipster geek crowd

>> No.8134221

>>8128389
So they can charge you extra for the presentation. The investment pays off with the permanent markup that comes with the "classy" dining experience.

>> No.8134230

>>8129392
Drinking out of mason jars isn't a hipster thing, it's just a thing. People have been doing it as long as they've existed.

>> No.8134259

>>8130200
How the fuck is this relevant?

>> No.8134271

>>8130496
Lol, good file name

>> No.8134349

>>8134259
At around 30 seconds, it looks like Flea is pouring strange booze into beakers to serve. Seems kinda relevant to me. Plus, it's a cool video

>> No.8134864

This is both my favorite and least favorite thread.

>> No.8134912

>>8131553
Those little bastards are making the fries get colder faster.

>> No.8135018

>>8134010
Geek isn't hip anymore. Nerd is already sooo 2k15.

>> No.8135925

>>8133971
PETA doesn't actually care about animals.

>> No.8135992

>>8128952
"Jenga chips" are actually classically French, and classically plated that way - fucking pleb

>> No.8136007

>>8130380
This looks so good, but I couldn't imagine paying more than $2 for it. I bet the sound of the spoon scraping the wood sounds so satisfying. It's lazy and unoriginal none the less, fuck these people.

>> No.8136010

>>8130415
Marshmallows and uncompressed fruits... What garbage - I hope they didn't pay more than $2

>> No.8136014

>>8130418
Absolutely messy and un satisfying - 2/10

>> No.8136018

>>8130440
I can see this working for Nordic cuisine - it's so upsetting being seated at my table and butter is poorly piped into a shitty cheap blue-clear ramekin.

>> No.8136060

>>8130469
They did this at the wedding I went to last week, and it worked very well. I'm not sure what part of this is bad.

>> No.8136093 [DELETED] 

>>8131553
If you talk like that you'll make guests from other boards think we're all soccer moms.

>> No.8136105

>>8136093
Are we not? If /a/ is allowed to collectively be the little girl, why can't we?

>> No.8136157

>>8130342
>Tax on wine glasses
How obnoxiously french

>> No.8136160

>>8130415
But there are Sugar sparkles and chocolate syrup making it fancy! Surely this decedence is worth 5x more than $2!

>> No.8136178

>>8131921
>>8128399
Kind of makes me think that the curator for this dish/restaurant never grew out of dirt pudding cups or something.

>> No.8136263

>>8134000
Hello, fellow seagull?

Agreed - that looks twee and adorable (tiny boots!), as do several of these. I've seen better afternoon teas, but it would do fine.

Most of this thread looks absolutely silly, and not particularly hygienic.

If I wanted silly and didn't stress unduly over hygiene, I'd hold the comm in a cat cafe because then at least there would be cute all around.

>> No.8136274

>>8128572
Actually tho thats sick as fuck

>> No.8136282

>>8128655
>hot not on left

triggered

>> No.8136459

>>8128180
I feel sorry for the dishwashers when i see shit like this.

>> No.8136515

>>8126415
Bro, you need legit glass for proper lab work

>> No.8136595

>>8128500
That looks like a mini square taco

>> No.8136599

>>8130498
>>8128555
I would eat this

>> No.8136641

>>8128496

I had that Idea 21 years ago.

>> No.8136673

>>8128797
How "rustic" are we talking about? The Stone Age?

>> No.8136676

>>8128643
this is the worst one ITT, IMHO.
At least everything else has some aesthetic to it and is interesting to look at. This just looks bad and makes the food look even worse.

>> No.8136684

>>8128959
>that disgusting greens to dressing ratio
is this for Americans?

>> No.8136687

>>8129392
they're actually really practical, especially if you have a compatible blender.

>> No.8136710

>>8136060
I think most people would want something slightly nicer at their wedding than mason jars.

>> No.8136713

>>8128065
Mason Jars are cool though assuming you're drinking something southern themed preferably with moonshine or at least Bourbon.

>> No.8136802

>>8130480
Are they using french mess kits?

>> No.8136815

>>8128429
>IKEA
Fucking hell.

>> No.8136941

>>8126415
There are reasons why the Pyrex and Kimax name are still around even if they shifted a lot of jobs to Mootxico....

>> No.8137036

>>8136710
It was an outdoor wedding, with the reception held in a renovated barn. It fit the aesthetic, and was just really nice over all. Plus, it's cheap, and for the number of people they had attend, that mattered a lot.

>> No.8137172

>>8128130
>>8128192
jesus christ these colors look so unsettling
part of me wants to assume it's poisonous like some brightly colored animals are

>> No.8137210

>>8137172
That's your primal instincts kicking in.Bright colors aside, blue is the most offputting color for food to be and people tend to have an aversion towards blue food because it occurs so rarely in nature. I think most people have become accustomed to blue sweets through sheer prevalence of them in the market, but it seems like anything outside of the dessert realm still provokes hesitation.

>> No.8137276

>>8128130
>tomato soup jelly
so ketchup?

>> No.8137280

>>8130469
besides the gay aesthetic, it seems like a good, cheap, idea

>> No.8137386

>>8128976
Hey now, this place is good. I used to go there all the time in my first year. Yeah, serving in a dog bowl is retarded BUT at least the food is unpretentious and not deconstructed or any of that shit.

>> No.8137739

>>8136684
That's not dressing, it's the actual food. There is a lot of (undressed) decoration on top.
Idk what it is, could be fish rillettes.

>> No.8138368

>>8137276
No, ketchup does not contain gelatin.

>> No.8138949

>>8137280

The thick lip makes mason jars awful to drink out of