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Best of /ck/?

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old but gold

>> No.8119010

Is food funny? I don't know you tell me I don't know you tell me I don't know you tell me I don't know you tell me

>> No.8119098

Isn't that from /fit/ though?

>> No.8120084

He tried releasing a paleo diet book ffor babies recently.

>> No.8120100

honestly the foodmemes thread that's going is phenomenal

>> No.8120107

>what happened to the guy who whittled a face into a pear? the thread died.
>he took so long that the pear turned brown and beat him up for his shoes

Wasn't that long ago.

>> No.8120108

anyone have any replies saved from that old guy who'd post these big walls of texts about random gibberish related to food in these threads. stuff like

>it tastes like , remenbance. long timne ago. maybe on several continents. I personally, dislike a dense thick squASH pie. more like a custard. lighten up. they are already selling egg nog. in licqyuoir stores and food stores. and nothing wrong with that. but ultimkately, you ands you alone will deal with it. . to noght, stricken chicken and dumplinging. the dumplings are canned. and I add a can of vegall. and be carefull. there are some things that canna ( yes that reference, lasartus) short of a miricle )_ try to be nice, and ir you cannot to that, stay home , fang you very much. I shattered a TOOTH YESTERDAY. a back wisdom. fortunately, one of the last I had. have fun, be yourself, and be careful. to any one, I got friends tat work in em wards.... don't party to hearty. ... but have a good time. some how, Ive managed to survive, barely. don't matter if halloween, all souls , day of the dead. shit, um stuff, can get out of control. be careful, ck. thanks

>> No.8120116


Wow you really nailed the way he wrote.
I miss him.

>> No.8120124

A woman I know texts and speaks like that, as if she can never finish one thought before segueing to the next.

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not /ck/ but... food related. And I've never seen it posted on here.

>> No.8121108

>That thread was 2 years ago
Where does time go?

>> No.8121384

Fuck I'm sick of this image. Whatever retard mocked it up doesn't know how commas work.

The faggot that thought the last sentence ended at "coconut" ruins any enjoyment I might have gotten out of it.

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I must know the secrets of this sultry technique. Mirror glaze general

>> No.8121434

thats because it isn't funny

>> No.8121442

>College humor
Leave and stay leave.

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>> No.8121545

kek hahahahaha

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recent classic

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another fav of mine

>> No.8121804


oh boy

>> No.8121807

I remember this. Did anon ever follow through?

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idk but I would have liked to have been there

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I have a cap of that in another style, that's how bad you know it is

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I like parentposting

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this one always makes me question why I ask questions here when these are your fellow posters

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me too

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>> No.8121896

Jesus Christ Mr Oreo

I read a little of that routine to my mother - halfway through she said "SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO WROTE THAT JESUS CHRIST"

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here have some gold

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mix it up with some kidposting

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>> No.8121948

repice sause?

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watch the video jfc

>> No.8121970

i kinda wanted a website with it on to send to my mum for the banter

>> No.8122023

does anyone have a cap of that guy cooking live lobster and stomping it with cleats after it got out of the pot?

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>> No.8122050

Damn, I miss old rambling guy. Hope he's fine.

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>> No.8122064

Requesting screen cap of the guy with the 2 1/2 cups of flour or what was it

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>> No.8122107

in the microwave like everything else

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just send her the youtube link m8

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stop dude

>> No.8122391

This gets me every time, especially Pier Buddies and Dirt Rockets

>> No.8122400

>tfw he replied to one of my threads

>> No.8122413

I have never liked this meme because it's only funny if you're a retard that doesn't know what any of the terms are
>activated almonds
You soak them in water to sprout them.
>cultured vegetables
aka fermented, like kimchi, sauerkraut, etc
>a homemade coconut
a coconut/carob/blueberry/goji/stevia muffin
me oog so bad at reading comprehension
>emu meatballs
it's uncommon but he's fucking Australian, you can buy that shit at the store
>alkalised water
the only legitimate thing you can make fun of because it's fake quack science

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>> No.8122428

>best of /ck/ is something stolen from /fit/
Sounds about right.

>> No.8122434

Back when I worked at a grocery store in the produce section, we kept sales ads from other stores in the back so we could base our prices on the sales ads.

I'd print these out and replace the sales ads with them and my boss would always wonder where the fuck Apple Cabin Foods was because he'd never been there before.

>> No.8122491

>Defending this hipster shit

Also I live in Australia we don't eat fucking emu you moron. You actually have to go out of your way to source that shit. You can get kangaroo in places but not emu.

Everything on the list is stupid hipster bullshit. Fuck off and eat your activated almonds somewhere else.

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found it anon

>> No.8122615

You are my hero

>> No.8122622

>No one posting the one where anon cooks his egg by shooting it with a 9mm

baka it was a scientific breakthrough

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>> No.8122661

you know that feel when you read shit like this and just hope that people like this dont actually exist lol

>> No.8122672

this always makes me lose my shit

>> No.8122727

lmfao christ

>> No.8122739

he sounds like that schizophrenic cunt who always used post nonsense on /out/, tbqh

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Never forget.

>> No.8122796

I do hope people like this actually exist, my supermarket trips are so boring

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>> No.8122849

u wot m8

>> No.8122938

Yeah because it's fucking gay normie tier humor. Thank you. Eat shit and die.

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>> No.8122960

read the thread first

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Looking for
>"Italian Soup Guy"
Pt. 1 and 2 if ya'll have it

>> No.8123416

>eggs in a smoothie

This has always bothered me more than anything else in the image; was he cooking the eggs first? Eating raw egg whites on a daily basis is actually extremely unhealthy.

>> No.8123417

Man, I miss old rambling guy. The drunker I'd get, the more sense his posts made.

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>> No.8123448

I don't eat anything on that list. I just know what all of it is. Partially because I sprout lentils and make my own kraut.
>actually admitting you live in Aus
Holy shit, fuck off.

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Are you talking about Irish Stew Guy?

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If so, then here ya go.

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>> No.8123480

pretty sure thats baconrider.
he's an og from /n/.

>> No.8123504


This is fucking GOLD. I wouldn't be surprised if a talented comedy writer that lurks on 4chan wrote these.

I remember giggling to myself randomly when this pasta pops into my head,

>> No.8123608

What's wrong with that?

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...I don't get it

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This guy.

Until you fucking shits drove him off for reasons I never understood.

He would post regular updates.
Tbh that was when I lost respect for most of you here and realized you are overwhelmingly cunts and homos.

>> No.8123727

i went on a date with a 22 year old last year (i was 29), she was try-hard into metal so we were talking about metal and rock the whole time. we went to a sushi place and she tells me she doesnt know how to use chopsticks. I say it doesnt matter, we can get a roll and just use your fingers.
instead of doing that she STABS it with her fork and my knee jerk reaction is to brace myself against the table with both hands and say "No, no, no, no...." I wasnt prepared to see someone do that. She thought my reaction was hilarious because she was laughing about it.
I guess being hot, skinny and 22 is a free pass to do any kind of retarded thing and laugh it off. Also, her fork usage made a mess on the plate with the roll on it and I stopped eating because I was embarresed.

>> No.8123736

He thought it meant 2 1/4 cups, i.e. 1/2 cup (1/4 + 1/4)

It meant 2 and 1/4 cups, i.e. 2 whole cups + 1/4

>> No.8123741

just say "don't do that"

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>> No.8123754

Let's not get too crazy, that guy was an overwhelmingly pretentious douchebag. I'm all for OC but christ, let's be reasonable.

>> No.8123757

You were in a shitty restaurant in all honesty.

>> No.8123761

this. Most posters here are turbo autists that despise seeing OC for some reason. Any time anyone posts an image of something they cooked or actually posts a goddamn recipe, it gets autisticly picked apart, OP is urged to kill himself, aussies post "do Americans do ___" even if OP isnt American, etc
its the main reason why this board, like most boards are a rotating cycle of the same bullshit over and over. If its not ramen threads, fast food, joey, food gore, tendie stories, or do americans really do X, it will get chased away.
I really liked PHS guy.

>> No.8123781

yeah because I should have taken a college girl that just wants dinner and long island ice teas to a 3 michelin star restaurant.

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>making lobster with 30 minutes of cooking experience

>> No.8124509

This one's probably my favourite ever.

>> No.8124523

You don't eat sushi with chopsticks.

>> No.8124552

if you're autistic enough to spaz out over someone eating shit the wrong way you might as well

>> No.8124851

thanks man, i fucking love you

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every time

>> No.8124930

Walgreen's has been giving out free 8x10 photos, so I printed a few out and hung them in my kitchen, the normies are baffled.

>> No.8124937

That fucking punchline has me in tears everytime, god bless that retarded Anon.

>> No.8124965

jesus, she's terrible. didn't she ever look up a recipe? Or how to fry onions? i guess that doesn't matter because she doesn't even use the onions she cooks

here she throws away meat after it touched her counter top, while working without gloves

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>> No.8124976

did you fug?

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>> No.8124997

>Killed a sixer of energy drinks
Only had two.

>> No.8125034

>welcome to the homemade italian cuisine

Jesus christ. I can't watch this horror show again.

>> No.8125036

then leave you entitled cunts

>> No.8125150


Anyone have that Asuka reaction image?

>> No.8125190

well did he?

>> No.8125204

This shit was brilliant

>> No.8125213

>slurpin' bowl
>burpin' bowl

Supreme kekkery

>third chin bowl


>> No.8125219

Oh man, I'm glad you have this one anon. Haven't seen it since chanarchive was kill.


>> No.8125251

I have now technically been in a screencapped post. I'm 8118500.

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I'm jelly

>> No.8125345

oh man I'm in fucking tears rn

>> No.8125367

he made the smoothie and made some eggs on the side

how autistic is this board

>> No.8125441


that legitimately sounds like mental illness

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I'm proud of you, anon.

>> No.8125560

How did she fuck up everything there.

Canned sauce, contradina mind you
Cuts onion spastically
Wtf did she do to the garlic
"Fresh" wilted basil shit "7 of them" but only has one
Pour the 1.5 cups of oil into the sauce and throw away the rest of the shit
Uses metal utensils on stainless cookware and drags the shit out of them
Has like 25 bananas on her stove
What the fuck, mary

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thanks guys

>> No.8125663

He was one of my favorite posters here. Always such nice plates and flatware.

>> No.8125665

Serious question: Does anyone in your family have autism?

>> No.8125674

just kind of looks like a shitty store pizza with some shit put on it
but i don't browse /ck/ much, am i missing something?

>> No.8125690

Keep in mind that is a fit meme I'm pretty sure...

>> No.8125693

>Reading /ck/
>Cooking experience

>> No.8125718

they're telling you to do that you mong

>> No.8125723

>Cooking lobster is hard

Boil water, add lots of salt, add lobster, boil for about 10 minutes per pound.

Wala: "fancy" meal

>> No.8125726

rated less than what it should have been

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>> No.8125773

>hocotate grocery store

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>> No.8125947

please come back

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>> No.8126199

Çamping and ran out of butter. So roasted corn and fried some bacon too. Drizzled the grease over the corn.

I may never butter corn again, it was so good. Enjoy.

>> No.8126206


Literally too good for this thread.

>> No.8126314

That reads so much like an advertisement.

>> No.8126331

got the full images for that one?

>> No.8126348

The thing that triggers me the most about this is that he went into so minute detail about everything then just said fresh fish

What sort of fucking fish?

>> No.8126399

The amount of obviously made up and just plain unfunny stories ITT is just embarrassing

> putting paprika on fried

>> No.8126401

>Hungover from partying until 11 PM

Every fucking time

>> No.8126416

>free range oranges

>> No.8126434


no, it's funny regardless you tremendous sperg

>> No.8126442

anyone got that guy who nailed a nigel slater impression? bit niche but i liked it

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i do not, sorry

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>> No.8126555


fucking l o l

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>tfw the only screencap i'm in was about a man attempting to get his son to crossdress for halloween

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there is a reason they sell pre-caramelized condensed milk.

>> No.8126682

>I stopped eating because I was embarrassed.
legit autism.

>> No.8126691

weak damage control

>> No.8126779

Yo retard I don't know if you are retarded or just retarded but every retard knows you eat sushi with chopsticks, retard.

>> No.8126786

Nigga are you retarded?
I live in Japan and we eat sushi with chopsticks.

>> No.8126859

>sleepy mates

>> No.8126876

My fucking sides

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>vinegar husbands
>white pips: nature's mistakes

Every time.

>> No.8127079

requesting vagina pickles

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kinda creepy that this was my captcha for that post

>> No.8127173

That circle just stamped out of the ceiling like a god damn cookie cutter gets me every time.

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For some reason I didn't save a cap of the actual thread.

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>> No.8127191

>For some reason

The fact that it was stupid and not worth saving?

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That'll be it.

>> No.8127331

fatties will believe anything besides diet and exercise

>> No.8127376

Post it

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Got a fresh one for ya

>> No.8127562

>already in the thread

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>I use Tomorrow

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anybody else remember this thread?

>> No.8127938

Guy actually doesn't seem to have multiple chins

Impressive given the circumstances

>> No.8128014

>after dinner mints

that magazine was a great source

>> No.8128050


Quality /ck/ thread happening right now.

>> No.8128066

I'd date this bro. Cute china, nurturing enough to have plants, reads Star Trek novels, can bake fresh bread and looks to try to make a tasty meal.

It's hard not to be pretentious here when most of the threads are just about making process foods more fattening (IE epic meal time and such)

>> No.8128081

Who was this made by? I legitimately think I know the person that makes this. He calls it the "Salt Lovers" and he loves to lord over everyone that he eats anchovies on pizza.

>> No.8128102

>2014 is considered old now

Ah the miserable days where I remember making fun of 09'ers in vidya board.

>> No.8128229

Does anyone have that "can I use squid ink for tattooing myself" thread?

>> No.8128297
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>> No.8129588

The point is: you're supposed to grow up, sometime.

It's embarrassing to claim you're a true oldfag since '07 anymore. (You) have to move on.

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fuck, i miss this guy

>> No.8129613
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I believe this.

>> No.8129625

I have my doubts due to a lack of,,,,,,,, comma blasts.
However, Bacon ,,,,is,,,, know for his love of ,,,,,,,,,SQUASH,,,,,, and,,,,
the fact that he has been ,,,, MIA ,,,,for a while ,,,,,,,TOO.. although someone,,,,,
,,SEEMS,, to be posting as him with a different trip and unusual filenames.

So, doubtful but plausible. The jury is,,,, OUT.

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>> No.8129938

I prefer to not have my retinas burned out of my eyes. Tomorrow is easier on the eyes.

>> No.8129959

I almost died

>> No.8129969

hahahaha holy shit i forgot about that

>> No.8130049

Easier on the eyes, no fedora about it.

I was going to say that if you're calling people edgy for liking a dark page then you need to reevaluate who you are as a person, but we're on 4chan so I'm not going to say it sincerely.

>> No.8130085

man it would be great to work with him. have a craving and just tell him what a shitty version im making to have him bring it in the next day

>> No.8130093
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Post it
>only cap I'm in was the one where the robot was raped by a tranny prostitute

>> No.8130105

There's a continuation for that. Apparently he got HIV.

>> No.8130110

That was me; I'm the one who drove him off.

I remember that well. He would start every thread with:

>good evening, /ck/
>what are you having for dinner tonight
>i'm having x, y, and z

And I would fucking FLIP the fuck out on him, usually mocking his tastelessness and poverty. That was 2010, the year I got divorced, then laid off, then lost a home to foreclosure that I was also court-ordered to hand over to my ex, a legal battle I'm still fighting.

I was pretty salty that year

God, I hope there's an archive of my withering insults.

>> No.8130158

If you have to give your foreclosed house to your ex doesn't that mean her house is foreclosed

>> No.8130209

I think the recipe is for 2 and 1/4 cups of flower, he put 2 1/4 cups in (being 1/2 cup instead of 2 and 1/4 cups).

>> No.8130305

If it wasn't for the oil I would enjoy homemade chef boyardee

>> No.8130319

>I got divorced, then laid off, then lost a home to foreclosure that I was also court-ordered to hand over to my ex

How does that work? Shit, here's a foreclosed home for you, bitch.

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That's all I got.

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>> No.8130651

>starting to defend yourselves
guys,, why bother? I got a chuckle out of >>8121918 and if you didn't take yourself so goddamn seriously, you might have done as well.

this oen can't be true.

>> No.8131485

Is that the guy from Game of Thrones spectating the race ? Grey clothes one.

>> No.8131722

>tag 16 replies
>2 people reply
>why are you so defensive lol
I'm neither of those anons, but you're being a retard.

>> No.8131732

>Medarge fries

Jesus Christ.

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You know this is from /r9k/, right? I was there.

>> No.8132358

Does anyone actually care about what color you use? Are you just salty nobody praised you for your clearly superior taste in 4chan browsing?

>> No.8132999

Hahaha, it's a legit "recipe" too. It's just the can should be always submerged in water.

>> No.8133068


lol anyody in here read A Confederacy of Dunces?

>> No.8133090

This isn't /lit/ so probably not.

>> No.8133099

One of my favorite books hands down.

It's a shame there will never be a movie made of it because of the whole "curse" thing.

>> No.8133115


i can't imagine a movie being any good. the writing brings a slapstick quality to actually quite mundane interactions and i don't think a movie would convey that very well without exaggeration

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>> No.8133279

That's actually pretty cute. I would probably fuck a guy that was that cute no homo

>> No.8133310

Little disappointed that he didn't point out a shepherd's pie with beef is actually a cottage pie.

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>> No.8134227


I'm a little disappointed that you think that way. Because it's wrong.

The first recorded recipe for Shepherd's pie calls for beef. It's not called a "shepherd's pie" because of lamb. It's called that because it's a poor-person's dish: a pie made with whatever meat could be found.

>> No.8134246

fuck this gay thread

>> No.8134249
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Over the winter this guy made a new thread about once every week about his pizzas, which were just frozen pizzas with his own combination of toppings and always included anchovies. Always served with a mug of vodka.

I'm pretty sure the mods just instantly delete his threads now because I've seen new ones pop up but then they disappear a day later. Which bums me out because I actually like his threads.

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Damn, you got me. I hate being wrong on the internet. Thanks for the info, I guess.

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hey there little guy, don't be sad. It takes real guts to admit your wrong. So keep that head up high, because you're a real winner.

>> No.8134641

Please. Anymore of people taking shits and crying screaming and hurting at the same time?

>> No.8134656

Stay in school kids

>> No.8134661

Does anyone have a screencap of the original wa la thread?

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>> No.8134673

Original wala anon was also hammy down anon.
I remember.

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>> No.8134728

I laughed so hard I nearly coughed myself to death

>> No.8134756

Wow that entire post pretty much describes gamers and how they never learn from their mistakes.

>> No.8134843

first time on /ck/ I saw two screencaps of a thread where kitchen utensils were described ironically, it came from something like a "fun thread", please somebody post that one I've been searching for it forever

>> No.8134866


>> No.8135081

a la hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

>> No.8135110

>Pikmin 2 Treasure Hoard Sales Pitch

>> No.8135239

Looks like bs

>> No.8135257

Haha, I get it!

>> No.8135365


Textbook sociopath

>> No.8135421

I can't stop cracking up

>> No.8135681


fucking hell

>> No.8135744


textbook not getting the joke

>> No.8135962


fake and titanically gay

>> No.8136192

The Phlogiston theory of food.

>> No.8136226

Honestly giving me nostalgia about playing Skyrim for the first time. Great Christmas, literally played it all night. Too bad my house ended up burning down.

>> No.8136345

Fag got himself killed.

Who would've thought a revolver wielding paraplegic spouting gibberish would get into a shoutout with the police?

>> No.8136376

Recipe needed two and a quarter cups, he read it as two quarter cups

>> No.8136416

holy fuck i died

>> No.8136457

You're thinking of the High Sparrow, it's not him

>> No.8136463

I'm new to cooking and have never seen a loaf of bread like that, why is half of it black? A-Are they two different varieties of bread intertwined before baking?

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I suffer from Visual Snow syndrome.

I literally struggle to read anything without Tomorrow.

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Classic American OP.

>> No.8136550

Yeah, it looks like a wheat flour dough and a rye dough or something, rolled out into two snakes, and then intertwined prior to proving and baking.

>> No.8136563

And I'm 8118181 no joke.
I'm glad we've been screencapped, it's my first time

>> No.8136644

Yo, does someone have that corrigan pic in the bottom left corner??

>> No.8136691

My mom thinks that you shouldn't microwave water because it messes with the molecules.

>> No.8136697

>because it messes with the molecules
That's generally how heating liquids works.

>> No.8136701


Ohkaay, so you made me look up your great post. You fucking retard.

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>> No.8136769

Bumping for this. My favorite thread from here ever

>> No.8136773

Does anyone have the video of an italian women making a tradional tomato sauce, made almost entirely out of oil

>> No.8136800

Considering the game's hyper-inflated ad budget (seriously it was like 20 times the budget of the actual game), I honestly think it is an ad.

>> No.8136893

She's not Italian I think.

>> No.8137313

believe it or not i gave baconrider his nickname, dont go to /n/ much these days tho

pls elaborate

>> No.8137588

Damn, not the same guy. He can't drink anymore because of health issues, and he won't spend the money on those "expensive" toppings

>> No.8137939

My sides------> ORBIT ACHIEVED

>> No.8138140



And why did she have that many bananas?

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>> No.8138198

WTF I totally forgot about this disaster. Thanks, asshole.

>> No.8138205

I'm impressed by the rabbit "recipe", didn't even know you could eat rabbit till I was like 12

>> No.8138279

It never seems to get posted for some reason

>> No.8138309

Actually reminds me of a story a sort of famous gamer told once.

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>> No.8138577

I was in that thread but didn't make the screencap

not anywhere near subtle enough with the racism you nigger

>> No.8138605


go fuck yourself you coalburning noglips

>> No.8138608

Captain Tact here to the rescue

>> No.8138896

Whoever wrote this is a master at their craft.

>> No.8138899


haha good one now kill yourself

>> No.8138923
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I remember learning it at about 6, I was watching Bugs and someone threatened him with hasenpfeffer. I asked my parents what that meant and was horrified by the discovery. At that age rabbits were pets, not pests.

I've never actually tried rabbit. They look pretty tasty though.

>> No.8139063

my fucking god i remember this thread

>> No.8139078

I almost forgot about old rambling guy.
I remember seeing posts like that when I first started coming to this board.

>> No.8139084

>Kids who use cayenne pepper don't get bullied
>Kids who use black pepper might

I'm dead

>> No.8139091

>Eating desk

Wtf man..

>> No.8139160

What exactly is the point of drinking alkalised water after you pour acid into it?

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>> No.8139466
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>Eating desk

>> No.8139479

My favorite. Fuck anyone who thinks this isn't funny.

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>Get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me

>> No.8139491

If this doesnt give me the shits i'm gunna be disappointed.

>> No.8139499

Makes it a tiny bit fizzy and salty I guess?

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the pear one was really cute

>> No.8139860

I wanna try making some of these just for shits and giggles. Maybe not the pizza cooked for 5 hours.

>> No.8139871

I had it in Saint Louis when I was maybe 16. It was pretty good, kinda like a more tender chicken, but I'd want to try it again at a nicer place sometime.

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