[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

2022-05-12: Ghost posting is now globally disabled. 2022: Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   
View page     

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 137 KB, 780x585, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8118987 No.8118987 [Reply] [Original]

Best of /ck/?

>> No.8118989
File: 8 KB, 200x136, 1472598478203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8118989

>>8118987

>> No.8119004
File: 3.99 MB, 1346x4986, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8119004

old but gold

>> No.8119010

Is food funny? I don't know you tell me I don't know you tell me I don't know you tell me I don't know you tell me

>> No.8119098

>>8118987
Isn't that from /fit/ though?

>> No.8120084

>>8118987
He tried releasing a paleo diet book ffor babies recently.

>> No.8120100

>>8118987
honestly the foodmemes thread that's going is phenomenal

>> No.8120107

>what happened to the guy who whittled a face into a pear? the thread died.
>he took so long that the pear turned brown and beat him up for his shoes

Wasn't that long ago.

>> No.8120108

anyone have any replies saved from that old guy who'd post these big walls of texts about random gibberish related to food in these threads. stuff like

>it tastes like , remenbance. long timne ago. maybe on several continents. I personally, dislike a dense thick squASH pie. more like a custard. lighten up. they are already selling egg nog. in licqyuoir stores and food stores. and nothing wrong with that. but ultimkately, you ands you alone will deal with it. . to noght, stricken chicken and dumplinging. the dumplings are canned. and I add a can of vegall. and be carefull. there are some things that canna ( yes that reference, lasartus) short of a miricle )_ try to be nice, and ir you cannot to that, stay home , fang you very much. I shattered a TOOTH YESTERDAY. a back wisdom. fortunately, one of the last I had. have fun, be yourself, and be careful. to any one, I got friends tat work in em wards.... don't party to hearty. ... but have a good time. some how, Ive managed to survive, barely. don't matter if halloween, all souls , day of the dead. shit, um stuff, can get out of control. be careful, ck. thanks

>> No.8120116

>>8120108

Wow you really nailed the way he wrote.
I miss him.

>> No.8120124

>>8120108
A woman I know texts and speaks like that, as if she can never finish one thought before segueing to the next.

>> No.8120155
File: 479 KB, 603x4189, Pxwp7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8120155

not /ck/ but... food related. And I've never seen it posted on here.

>> No.8121108

>>8119004
>That thread was 2 years ago
Where does time go?

>> No.8121384

Fuck I'm sick of this image. Whatever retard mocked it up doesn't know how commas work.

The faggot that thought the last sentence ended at "coconut" ruins any enjoyment I might have gotten out of it.

>> No.8121412 [DELETED] 
File: 66 KB, 1200x1238, c5b757d96387dd8d1ff813f161f18588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121412

I must know the secrets of this sultry technique. Mirror glaze general

>> No.8121434

>>8120155
thats because it isn't funny

>> No.8121442

>>8120155
>College humor
Leave and stay leave.

>> No.8121451
File: 81 KB, 1040x347, ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121451

>> No.8121545

>>8121451
kek hahahahaha

>> No.8121769
File: 192 KB, 1071x866, -ck brothers 8 year old kid got bullied at school fa Food Cooking 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121769

>>8121451
lol

>> No.8121778
File: 285 KB, 736x999, -ck Food based comedy Food Cooking 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121778

>>8121769
recent classic

>> No.8121787
File: 62 KB, 691x220, laura.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121787

>>8121778
another fav of mine

>> No.8121804

>>8121787

oh boy

>> No.8121807

>>8121778
I remember this. Did anon ever follow through?

>> No.8121826
File: 67 KB, 1377x295, fatposting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121826

>> No.8121827
File: 651 KB, 1284x2425, cklotr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121827

>> No.8121838
File: 129 KB, 898x517, ck Is it possible to cook with horny goat weed as a s Food Cooking 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121838

>>8121807
idk but I would have liked to have been there

>> No.8121847
File: 51 KB, 791x347, SLURPIN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121847

>> No.8121851
File: 175 KB, 854x494, 1437453698982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121851

>>8121826
I have a cap of that in another style, that's how bad you know it is

>> No.8121856
File: 90 KB, 1179x385, -ck this man should not be allowed to cook chicken or Food Cooking 4chan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121856

>>8121847
I like parentposting

>> No.8121858
File: 563 KB, 1055x2116, stupidity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121858

>> No.8121866
File: 687 KB, 1216x2000, 1437454102697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121866

this one always makes me question why I ask questions here when these are your fellow posters

>> No.8121877
File: 56 KB, 1245x334, tip_with_a_rip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121877

>>8121856
me too

>> No.8121880
File: 3.85 MB, 472x10000, Maries Sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121880

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>> No.8121896

>>8121778
Jesus Christ Mr Oreo

I read a little of that routine to my mother - halfway through she said "SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO WROTE THAT JESUS CHRIST"

>> No.8121918
File: 79 KB, 924x444, fridge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121918

>>8121877
here have some gold

>> No.8121925
File: 74 KB, 851x363, pleb kid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121925

>>8121918
mix it up with some kidposting

>> No.8121944
File: 24 KB, 759x191, guys big bender.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121944

>> No.8121948

>>8121880
repice sause?

>> No.8121964
File: 131 KB, 749x377, women.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8121964

>>8121948
watch the video jfc

>> No.8121970

>>8121964
i kinda wanted a website with it on to send to my mum for the banter

>> No.8122023

does anyone have a cap of that guy cooking live lobster and stomping it with cleats after it got out of the pot?

>> No.8122044
File: 156 KB, 940x630, 1469224641612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122044

>> No.8122050

>>8120108
Damn, I miss old rambling guy. Hope he's fine.

>> No.8122057
File: 590 KB, 1856x884, 1469149194680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122057

>> No.8122064

Requesting screen cap of the guy with the 2 1/2 cups of flour or what was it

>> No.8122071
File: 60 KB, 981x271, 1372390974101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122071

>> No.8122072
File: 57 KB, 785x466, 1387781922435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122072

>> No.8122107

>>8121108
in the microwave like everything else

>> No.8122112
File: 75 KB, 668x339, spices.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122112

>>8121970
just send her the youtube link m8

>> No.8122127
File: 858 KB, 1341x5376, utensils.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122127

>>8122072
neat

>> No.8122269
File: 156 KB, 927x286, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122269

>> No.8122275

>>8122112
>>8122057

>> No.8122328
File: 892 KB, 1348x3750, 6040vomitsadness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122328

>> No.8122336
File: 65 KB, 600x702, americanshoppinglist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122336

>> No.8122342
File: 3.03 MB, 4390x2700, applecabinfoods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122342

>> No.8122346
File: 370 KB, 716x559, ck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122346

>> No.8122386
File: 263 KB, 561x1920, 1463935357175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122386

>>8122336
>>8122342
>>8122346
stop dude

>> No.8122391

>>8122342
This gets me every time, especially Pier Buddies and Dirt Rockets

>> No.8122400

>>8120108
>tfw he replied to one of my threads

>> No.8122413

>>8118987
I have never liked this meme because it's only funny if you're a retard that doesn't know what any of the terms are
>activated almonds
You soak them in water to sprout them.
>cultured vegetables
aka fermented, like kimchi, sauerkraut, etc
>a homemade coconut
a coconut/carob/blueberry/goji/stevia muffin
me oog so bad at reading comprehension
>emu meatballs
it's uncommon but he's fucking Australian, you can buy that shit at the store
>alkalised water
the only legitimate thing you can make fun of because it's fake quack science

>> No.8122417

>>8122413
HAHA, LOOK EVERYBODY, HE SAID ACTIVATED ALMOND! HAHAHAHAHA!!

>> No.8122428

>>8118987
>best of /ck/ is something stolen from /fit/
Sounds about right.

>> No.8122434

>>8122342
Back when I worked at a grocery store in the produce section, we kept sales ads from other stores in the back so we could base our prices on the sales ads.

I'd print these out and replace the sales ads with them and my boss would always wonder where the fuck Apple Cabin Foods was because he'd never been there before.

>> No.8122491

>>8122413
>Defending this hipster shit

Also I live in Australia we don't eat fucking emu you moron. You actually have to go out of your way to source that shit. You can get kangaroo in places but not emu.

Everything on the list is stupid hipster bullshit. Fuck off and eat your activated almonds somewhere else.

>> No.8122513
File: 3.03 MB, 1920x4840, 1447980770845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122513

>> No.8122520
File: 1017 KB, 1340x1885, 1450131343294.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122520

>> No.8122528
File: 65 KB, 920x227, 1473672284669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122528

>> No.8122604
File: 166 KB, 768x1764, lobsterman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122604

>>8122023
found it anon

>> No.8122615

>>8122434
You are my hero

>> No.8122622

>No one posting the one where anon cooks his egg by shooting it with a 9mm

baka it was a scientific breakthrough

>> No.8122643
File: 154 KB, 1024x590, peppapig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122643

>> No.8122654
File: 44 KB, 643x403, thisbear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122654

>> No.8122661

>>8122654
you know that feel when you read shit like this and just hope that people like this dont actually exist lol

>> No.8122672

>>8122342
this always makes me lose my shit

>> No.8122727

>>8121964
>plug
lmfao christ

>> No.8122739

>>8120108
he sounds like that schizophrenic cunt who always used post nonsense on /out/, tbqh

>> No.8122741
File: 1.15 MB, 2048x1536, bestpizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122741

Never forget.

>> No.8122796

>>8122661
I do hope people like this actually exist, my supermarket trips are so boring

>> No.8122798

>>8122741
>finns
>white

>> No.8122849

>>8122798
u wot m8

>> No.8122938

>>8120155
Yeah because it's fucking gay normie tier humor. Thank you. Eat shit and die.

>> No.8122957
File: 160 KB, 1387x481, ck loser.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8122957

>> No.8122960

>>8122528
>>8122957
read the thread first

>> No.8123394
File: 22 KB, 640x480, hopeful but curious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123394

Looking for
>"Italian Soup Guy"
Pt. 1 and 2 if ya'll have it

>> No.8123416

>>8118987
>eggs in a smoothie

This has always bothered me more than anything else in the image; was he cooking the eggs first? Eating raw egg whites on a daily basis is actually extremely unhealthy.

>> No.8123417

>>8120108
Man, I miss old rambling guy. The drunker I'd get, the more sense his posts made.

>> No.8123436
File: 136 KB, 740x454, coldbakingsoda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123436

>> No.8123444
File: 153 KB, 1196x509, moresaltbutterbaconcheese.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123444

>> No.8123445
File: 173 KB, 1529x536, partypizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123445

>> No.8123448

>>8122491
I don't eat anything on that list. I just know what all of it is. Partially because I sprout lentils and make my own kraut.
>actually admitting you live in Aus
Holy shit, fuck off.

>> No.8123459
File: 320 KB, 1903x756, irishstewguy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123459

>>8123394
Are you talking about Irish Stew Guy?

>> No.8123462
File: 248 KB, 1278x667, irishstewguyreturns.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123462

>>8123394
>>8123459

If so, then here ya go.

>> No.8123466
File: 257 KB, 1476x1606, irishstewpt3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123466

>>8123462

>> No.8123468
File: 253 KB, 1902x497, irishstewpt4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123468

>>8123466

>> No.8123478
File: 462 KB, 1056x1682, Screenshot_20160908-191628_01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123478

>> No.8123480

>>8120108
pretty sure thats baconrider.
he's an og from /n/.

>> No.8123504

>>8123459
>>8123462
>>8123466

This is fucking GOLD. I wouldn't be surprised if a talented comedy writer that lurks on 4chan wrote these.

I remember giggling to myself randomly when this pasta pops into my head,

>> No.8123608

>>8122741
What's wrong with that?

>> No.8123629
File: 19 KB, 300x300, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123629

>>8122386
...I don't get it

>> No.8123649
File: 612 KB, 1600x1200, 1391439072384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123649

This guy.

Until you fucking shits drove him off for reasons I never understood.

He would post regular updates.
Tbh that was when I lost respect for most of you here and realized you are overwhelmingly cunts and homos.

>> No.8123727

>>8121964
i went on a date with a 22 year old last year (i was 29), she was try-hard into metal so we were talking about metal and rock the whole time. we went to a sushi place and she tells me she doesnt know how to use chopsticks. I say it doesnt matter, we can get a roll and just use your fingers.
instead of doing that she STABS it with her fork and my knee jerk reaction is to brace myself against the table with both hands and say "No, no, no, no...." I wasnt prepared to see someone do that. She thought my reaction was hilarious because she was laughing about it.
I guess being hot, skinny and 22 is a free pass to do any kind of retarded thing and laugh it off. Also, her fork usage made a mess on the plate with the roll on it and I stopped eating because I was embarresed.

>> No.8123736

>>8123629
He thought it meant 2 1/4 cups, i.e. 1/2 cup (1/4 + 1/4)

It meant 2 and 1/4 cups, i.e. 2 whole cups + 1/4

>> No.8123741

>>8123727
just say "don't do that"

>> No.8123744
File: 53 KB, 1387x241, ss (2016-09-24 at 03.16.06).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8123744

>> No.8123754

>>8123649
Let's not get too crazy, that guy was an overwhelmingly pretentious douchebag. I'm all for OC but christ, let's be reasonable.

>> No.8123757

>>8123727
>sushi
>chopsticks
You were in a shitty restaurant in all honesty.

>> No.8123761

>>8123649
this. Most posters here are turbo autists that despise seeing OC for some reason. Any time anyone posts an image of something they cooked or actually posts a goddamn recipe, it gets autisticly picked apart, OP is urged to kill himself, aussies post "do Americans do ___" even if OP isnt American, etc
its the main reason why this board, like most boards are a rotating cycle of the same bullshit over and over. If its not ramen threads, fast food, joey, food gore, tendie stories, or do americans really do X, it will get chased away.
I really liked PHS guy.

>> No.8123781

>>8123757
yeah because I should have taken a college girl that just wants dinner and long island ice teas to a 3 michelin star restaurant.

>> No.8124394
File: 19 KB, 365x274, 1399810749346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8124394

>>8122604
>making lobster with 30 minutes of cooking experience

>> No.8124509

>>8122604
This one's probably my favourite ever.

>> No.8124523

>>8123781
You don't eat sushi with chopsticks.

>> No.8124552

>>8123781
if you're autistic enough to spaz out over someone eating shit the wrong way you might as well

>> No.8124851

>>8122604
thanks man, i fucking love you

>> No.8124895
File: 48 KB, 330x319, 1454618040076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8124895

>>8121778
every time

>> No.8124930

>>8122434
Walgreen's has been giving out free 8x10 photos, so I printed a few out and hung them in my kitchen, the normies are baffled.

>> No.8124937

>>8122604
That fucking punchline has me in tears everytime, god bless that retarded Anon.

>> No.8124965

>>8121880
jesus, she's terrible. didn't she ever look up a recipe? Or how to fry onions? i guess that doesn't matter because she doesn't even use the onions she cooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVbkC6eMNtA
here she throws away meat after it touched her counter top, while working without gloves

>> No.8124975

>>8122112
lol

>> No.8124976

>>8123727
did you fug?

>> No.8124996

>>8123478
>>8122957
>>8122528

>> No.8124997

>>8120155
>Killed a sixer of energy drinks
Only had two.

>> No.8125034

>>8121880
>welcome to the homemade italian cuisine

Jesus christ. I can't watch this horror show again.

>> No.8125036

>>8123761
>>8123649
then leave you entitled cunts

>> No.8125150

>>8122057

Anyone have that Asuka reaction image?

>> No.8125190

>>8122044
well did he?

>> No.8125204

>>8121778
This shit was brilliant

>> No.8125213

>>8121847
>slurpin' bowl
>burpin' bowl

Supreme kekkery

>third chin bowl

Absoruterydisgustingu.jpg

>> No.8125219

>>8121851
Oh man, I'm glad you have this one anon. Haven't seen it since chanarchive was kill.

Thanks!

>> No.8125251

>>8122269
I have now technically been in a screencapped post. I'm 8118500.

>> No.8125276
File: 935 KB, 217x237, good.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8125276

>>8125251
I'm jelly

>> No.8125345

>>8122604
oh man I'm in fucking tears rn

>> No.8125367

>>8123416
he made the smoothie and made some eggs on the side

how autistic is this board

>> No.8125441

>>8121918

that legitimately sounds like mental illness

>> No.8125512
File: 1.76 MB, 219x186, 1389921434431.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8125512

>>8125251
I'm proud of you, anon.

>> No.8125560

>>8121880
How did she fuck up everything there.

Canned sauce, contradina mind you
Cuts onion spastically
Wtf did she do to the garlic
"Fresh" wilted basil shit "7 of them" but only has one
Pour the 1.5 cups of oil into the sauce and throw away the rest of the shit
Uses metal utensils on stainless cookware and drags the shit out of them
Has like 25 bananas on her stove
What the fuck, mary

>> No.8125591
File: 75 KB, 609x1015, unless-you-mean-the-glammer-of-filing-cats-dont-dance-6285256-609-1015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8125591

>>8123466
>>8123462
>>8123459
thanks guys

>> No.8125663

>>8123649
He was one of my favorite posters here. Always such nice plates and flatware.

>> No.8125665

>>8123727
Serious question: Does anyone in your family have autism?

>> No.8125674

>>8122741
just kind of looks like a shitty store pizza with some shit put on it
but i don't browse /ck/ much, am i missing something?

>> No.8125690

>>8122413
Keep in mind that is a fit meme I'm pretty sure...

>> No.8125693

>>8124394
>Reading /ck/
>Cooking experience

>> No.8125718

>>8125036
they're telling you to do that you mong

>> No.8125723

>>8124394
>Cooking lobster is hard

Boil water, add lots of salt, add lobster, boil for about 10 minutes per pound.

Wala: "fancy" meal

>> No.8125726

>>8122071
rated less than what it should have been

>> No.8125769
File: 33 KB, 603x257, 1444235896638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8125769

>>8118987

>> No.8125773

>>8122342
>hocotate grocery store

>> No.8125775
File: 1.24 MB, 2048x1536, spamchovyza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8125775

>>8125674
>>8123608

>> No.8125874
File: 129 KB, 337x408, 1446756051012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8125874

>>8125150
yea

>> No.8125947

>>8123649
please come back

>> No.8126183
File: 31 KB, 435x197, reviewbrah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8126183

>> No.8126199

Çamping and ran out of butter. So roasted corn and fried some bacon too. Drizzled the grease over the corn.

I may never butter corn again, it was so good. Enjoy.

>> No.8126206

>>8122741
>>8125775

Literally too good for this thread.

>> No.8126314

>>8120155
That reads so much like an advertisement.

>> No.8126331

>>8122328
got the full images for that one?

>> No.8126348

>>8118987
The thing that triggers me the most about this is that he went into so minute detail about everything then just said fresh fish

What sort of fucking fish?

>> No.8126399

The amount of obviously made up and just plain unfunny stories ITT is just embarrassing

>>8122057
> putting paprika on fried

>> No.8126401

>>8123466
>Hungover from partying until 11 PM

Every fucking time

>> No.8126416

>>8118987
>free range oranges

>> No.8126434

>>8122413

no, it's funny regardless you tremendous sperg

>> No.8126442

anyone got that guy who nailed a nigel slater impression? bit niche but i liked it

>> No.8126510
File: 238 KB, 1275x1943, homelessracoons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8126510

>>8126331
i do not, sorry

>> No.8126543
File: 778 KB, 1270x3469, 1395434616067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8126543

>> No.8126555

>>8126543

fucking l o l

>> No.8126607
File: 109 KB, 480x1084, 1404375776176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8126607

>>8125276
>>8125512
>tfw the only screencap i'm in was about a man attempting to get his son to crossdress for halloween

>> No.8126653

https://youtu.be/zVbkC6eMNtA

>> No.8126665
File: 1.05 MB, 2217x1971, 2015-04-26 09.28.47e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8126665

>>8126543
there is a reason they sell pre-caramelized condensed milk.

>> No.8126682

>>8123727
>I stopped eating because I was embarrassed.
legit autism.

>> No.8126691

>>8123448
weak damage control

>> No.8126779

>>8123757
Yo retard I don't know if you are retarded or just retarded but every retard knows you eat sushi with chopsticks, retard.

>> No.8126786

>>8124523
Nigga are you retarded?
I live in Japan and we eat sushi with chopsticks.

>> No.8126859

>>8122342
>sleepy mates
errytime

>> No.8126876

>>8122604
My fucking sides

>> No.8126997
File: 463 KB, 514x479, take care not to let your jimmies get rustled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8126997

>>8122342
>vinegar husbands
>white pips: nature's mistakes

Every time.

>> No.8127079

requesting vagina pickles

>> No.8127142
File: 167 KB, 1223x736, pear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127142

>>8120107

>> No.8127148
File: 52 KB, 499x749, pear pare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127148

>>8127142
kinda creepy that this was my captcha for that post

>> No.8127173

>>8126543
That circle just stamped out of the ceiling like a god damn cookie cutter gets me every time.

>> No.8127183
File: 151 KB, 1035x1033, 1471560513753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127183

>>8122622

For some reason I didn't save a cap of the actual thread.

>> No.8127187
File: 137 KB, 1035x1033, 1471560768584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127187

>> No.8127191

>>8127183
>For some reason

The fact that it was stupid and not worth saving?

>> No.8127232
File: 653 KB, 2000x2000, 1448916416902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127232

>>8127191
That'll be it.

>> No.8127331

>>8125441
fatties will believe anything besides diet and exercise

>> No.8127376

>>8126607
Post it

>> No.8127421
File: 198 KB, 1600x317, Authentic-British-Cuisine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127421

>> No.8127504
File: 279 KB, 2506x498, banana milkshake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127504

Got a fresh one for ya

>> No.8127562

>>8127504
>fresh
>already in the thread
faggot

>> No.8127566
File: 946 KB, 560x560, chloecreeper.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127566

>> No.8127886
File: 22 KB, 367x500, fedora katana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127886

>>8121769
>>8121778
>>8121787
>>8121826
>>8121838
>>8121847
>>8121856
>>8121858
>>8121918
>>8121925
>>8121944
>>8121964
>>8122071
>>8122112
>>8122957
>>8127504
>I use Tomorrow

>> No.8127890

>>8122044
>>8125190

http://www.awwsam.com/2016/05/cosmic-brownie-milkshake-recipe.html

>> No.8127906
File: 124 KB, 600x600, :ck:.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8127906

anybody else remember this thread?

>> No.8127938

>>8119004
Guy actually doesn't seem to have multiple chins

Impressive given the circumstances

>> No.8128014

>>8127421
>after dinner mints

that magazine was a great source

>> No.8128050

>>8127973

Quality /ck/ thread happening right now.

>> No.8128066

>>8123649
I'd date this bro. Cute china, nurturing enough to have plants, reads Star Trek novels, can bake fresh bread and looks to try to make a tasty meal.

It's hard not to be pretentious here when most of the threads are just about making process foods more fattening (IE epic meal time and such)

>> No.8128081

>>8125775
Who was this made by? I legitimately think I know the person that makes this. He calls it the "Salt Lovers" and he loves to lord over everyone that he eats anchovies on pizza.

>> No.8128102

>>8119004
>2014 is considered old now

Ah the miserable days where I remember making fun of 09'ers in vidya board.

>> No.8128229

Does anyone have that "can I use squid ink for tattooing myself" thread?

>> No.8128297
File: 760 KB, 1280x1656, 1468792416562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8128297

>> No.8129588

>>8128102
The point is: you're supposed to grow up, sometime.

It's embarrassing to claim you're a true oldfag since '07 anymore. (You) have to move on.

>> No.8129603
File: 31 KB, 327x384, 50153023_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8129603

>>8120108
fuck, i miss this guy

>> No.8129613
File: 484 KB, 1280x854, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8129613

>>8123480
I believe this.

>> No.8129625

>>8129613
>>8123480
I have my doubts due to a lack of,,,,,,,, comma blasts.
However, Bacon ,,,,is,,,, know for his love of ,,,,,,,,,SQUASH,,,,,, and,,,,
the fact that he has been ,,,, MIA ,,,,for a while ,,,,,,,TOO.. although someone,,,,,
,,SEEMS,, to be posting as him with a different trip and unusual filenames.

So, doubtful but plausible. The jury is,,,, OUT.

>> No.8129909
File: 782 KB, 1347x3893, pink e's.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8129909

>>8128229

>> No.8129938

>>8127886
I prefer to not have my retinas burned out of my eyes. Tomorrow is easier on the eyes.

>> No.8129959

>>8122127
I almost died

>> No.8129969

>>8129909
hahahaha holy shit i forgot about that

>> No.8130049

>>8127886
Easier on the eyes, no fedora about it.

I was going to say that if you're calling people edgy for liking a dark page then you need to reevaluate who you are as a person, but we're on 4chan so I'm not going to say it sincerely.

>> No.8130085

>>8123466
man it would be great to work with him. have a craving and just tell him what a shitty version im making to have him bring it in the next day

>> No.8130093
File: 444 KB, 1278x1896, BxtAVjN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8130093

>>8126607
Post it
>only cap I'm in was the one where the robot was raped by a tranny prostitute

>> No.8130105

>>8130093
There's a continuation for that. Apparently he got HIV.

>> No.8130110

>>8123649
That was me; I'm the one who drove him off.

I remember that well. He would start every thread with:

>good evening, /ck/
>what are you having for dinner tonight
>i'm having x, y, and z

And I would fucking FLIP the fuck out on him, usually mocking his tastelessness and poverty. That was 2010, the year I got divorced, then laid off, then lost a home to foreclosure that I was also court-ordered to hand over to my ex, a legal battle I'm still fighting.

I was pretty salty that year

God, I hope there's an archive of my withering insults.

>> No.8130158

>>8130110
If you have to give your foreclosed house to your ex doesn't that mean her house is foreclosed

>> No.8130209

>>8123629
I think the recipe is for 2 and 1/4 cups of flower, he put 2 1/4 cups in (being 1/2 cup instead of 2 and 1/4 cups).

>> No.8130305

>>8121880
If it wasn't for the oil I would enjoy homemade chef boyardee

>> No.8130319

>>8130110
>I got divorced, then laid off, then lost a home to foreclosure that I was also court-ordered to hand over to my ex

How does that work? Shit, here's a foreclosed home for you, bitch.

>> No.8130416
File: 41 KB, 869x169, rambling man.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8130416

>>8120108

>> No.8130419
File: 90 KB, 881x213, hoping and not hopping.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8130419

>>8120108
That's all I got.

>> No.8130438
File: 87 KB, 402x476, the joke is evolving.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8130438

>>8130093
>>8130105

>> No.8130651

>>8130049
>>8129938
>starting to defend yourselves
guys,, why bother? I got a chuckle out of >>8121918 and if you didn't take yourself so goddamn seriously, you might have done as well.

>>8121918
this oen can't be true.

>> No.8131485

>>8129613
Is that the guy from Game of Thrones spectating the race ? Grey clothes one.

>> No.8131722

>>8130651
>tag 16 replies
>2 people reply
>why are you so defensive lol
I'm neither of those anons, but you're being a retard.

>> No.8131732

>>8121826
>Medarge fries

Jesus Christ.

>> No.8132313
File: 174 KB, 500x305, 1474173944000.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8132313

>>8122957
You know this is from /r9k/, right? I was there.

>> No.8132358

>>8127886
Does anyone actually care about what color you use? Are you just salty nobody praised you for your clearly superior taste in 4chan browsing?

>> No.8132999

>>8126543
Hahaha, it's a legit "recipe" too. It's just the can should be always submerged in water.

>> No.8133068

>>8123459

lol anyody in here read A Confederacy of Dunces?

>> No.8133090

>>8133068
This isn't /lit/ so probably not.

>> No.8133099

>>8133068
One of my favorite books hands down.

It's a shame there will never be a movie made of it because of the whole "curse" thing.

>> No.8133115

>>8133099

i can't imagine a movie being any good. the writing brings a slapstick quality to actually quite mundane interactions and i don't think a movie would convey that very well without exaggeration

>> No.8133152

>>8125723
>wala

>> No.8133279

>>8122654
That's actually pretty cute. I would probably fuck a guy that was that cute no homo

>> No.8133310

>>8123466
Little disappointed that he didn't point out a shepherd's pie with beef is actually a cottage pie.

>> No.8134218
File: 16 KB, 480x444, 1454389166194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8134218

>>8121866

>> No.8134227

>>8133310

I'm a little disappointed that you think that way. Because it's wrong.

The first recorded recipe for Shepherd's pie calls for beef. It's not called a "shepherd's pie" because of lamb. It's called that because it's a poor-person's dish: a pie made with whatever meat could be found.

>> No.8134246

fuck this gay thread

>> No.8134249
File: 1.23 MB, 2048x1536, caesarza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8134249

>>8128081
Over the winter this guy made a new thread about once every week about his pizzas, which were just frozen pizzas with his own combination of toppings and always included anchovies. Always served with a mug of vodka.

I'm pretty sure the mods just instantly delete his threads now because I've seen new ones pop up but then they disappear a day later. Which bums me out because I actually like his threads.

>> No.8134298
File: 35 KB, 398x170, Tomorrow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8134298

>>8127886

>> No.8134315
File: 64 KB, 658x901, 1471661825765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8134315

>>8134227
Damn, you got me. I hate being wrong on the internet. Thanks for the info, I guess.

>> No.8134482
File: 1.13 MB, 1277x719, beetus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8134482

>>8134315
hey there little guy, don't be sad. It takes real guts to admit your wrong. So keep that head up high, because you're a real winner.

>> No.8134641

Please. Anymore of people taking shits and crying screaming and hurting at the same time?

>> No.8134656

>>8122336
Stay in school kids

>> No.8134661

Does anyone have a screencap of the original wa la thread?

>> No.8134665
File: 42 KB, 635x777, mmmpickles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8134665

>>8134641

>> No.8134673

>>8134661
Original wala anon was also hammy down anon.
I remember.

>> No.8134686
File: 199 KB, 1049x664, nigel slater anon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8134686

>> No.8134699

>>8134665
IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS. THERE ARE TEARS ON MY GLASSES

>> No.8134728

>>8134665
I laughed so hard I nearly coughed myself to death

>> No.8134756

>>8134665
Wow that entire post pretty much describes gamers and how they never learn from their mistakes.

>> No.8134843

first time on /ck/ I saw two screencaps of a thread where kitchen utensils were described ironically, it came from something like a "fun thread", please somebody post that one I've been searching for it forever

>> No.8134866

>>8134843
See
>>8122127

>> No.8135081

>>8133115
a la hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

>> No.8135110

>>8122127
>Pikmin 2 Treasure Hoard Sales Pitch

>> No.8135239

>>8122622
>>8127183
>>8127187
Looks like bs

>> No.8135257

>>8121778
>GOLDEN
>LEAD
Haha, I get it!

>> No.8135365

>>8123459
>>8123462
>>8123466

Textbook sociopath

>> No.8135421

>>8122127
I can't stop cracking up

>> No.8135681

>>8121838

fucking hell

>> No.8135744

>>8135365

textbook not getting the joke

>> No.8135962

>>8120155

fake and titanically gay

>> No.8136192

>>8121918
The Phlogiston theory of food.

>> No.8136226

>>8120155
Honestly giving me nostalgia about playing Skyrim for the first time. Great Christmas, literally played it all night. Too bad my house ended up burning down.

>> No.8136345

>>8123480
Fag got himself killed.

Who would've thought a revolver wielding paraplegic spouting gibberish would get into a shoutout with the police?

>> No.8136376

>>8123629
Recipe needed two and a quarter cups, he read it as two quarter cups

>> No.8136416

>>8121866
holy fuck i died

>> No.8136457

>>8131485
You're thinking of the High Sparrow, it's not him

>> No.8136463

>>8123649
I'm new to cooking and have never seen a loaf of bread like that, why is half of it black? A-Are they two different varieties of bread intertwined before baking?

>> No.8136475
File: 651 KB, 320x180, visual-snow-simulation-o.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8136475

>>8127886
I suffer from Visual Snow syndrome.

I literally struggle to read anything without Tomorrow.

>> No.8136504
File: 120 KB, 640x729, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8136504

Classic American OP.

>> No.8136550

>>8136463
Yeah, it looks like a wheat flour dough and a rye dough or something, rolled out into two snakes, and then intertwined prior to proving and baking.

>> No.8136563

>>8122269
>>8125251
And I'm 8118181 no joke.
I'm glad we've been screencapped, it's my first time

>> No.8136644

>>8121866
Yo, does someone have that corrigan pic in the bottom left corner??

>> No.8136691

>>8121918
My mom thinks that you shouldn't microwave water because it messes with the molecules.

>> No.8136697

>>8136691
>because it messes with the molecules
That's generally how heating liquids works.

>> No.8136701

>>8136563

Ohkaay, so you made me look up your great post. You fucking retard.

>> No.8136737
File: 237 KB, 808x957, opinions.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8136737

>> No.8136739
File: 838 KB, 854x851, 1470082315750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8136739

>> No.8136769

>>8134661
Bumping for this. My favorite thread from here ever

>> No.8136773

Does anyone have the video of an italian women making a tradional tomato sauce, made almost entirely out of oil

>> No.8136800

>>8126314
Considering the game's hyper-inflated ad budget (seriously it was like 20 times the budget of the actual game), I honestly think it is an ad.

>> No.8136893

>>8136773
She's not Italian I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>> No.8137313

>>8123480
believe it or not i gave baconrider his nickname, dont go to /n/ much these days tho

>>8136345
pls elaborate

>> No.8137588

>>8134249
Damn, not the same guy. He can't drink anymore because of health issues, and he won't spend the money on those "expensive" toppings

>> No.8137939

>>8134665
My sides------> ORBIT ACHIEVED

>> No.8138140

>>8136893

WHY DID SHE THROW ALL THE ONIONS AWAY?

And why did she have that many bananas?

>> No.8138186
File: 414 KB, 1804x1348, FLAVORTOWN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8138186

>> No.8138188
File: 263 KB, 1339x2530, recipes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8138188

>> No.8138198

>>8136893
WTF I totally forgot about this disaster. Thanks, asshole.

>> No.8138205

>>8138188
I'm impressed by the rabbit "recipe", didn't even know you could eat rabbit till I was like 12

>> No.8138279

>>8134661
It never seems to get posted for some reason

>> No.8138309

>>8134756
Actually reminds me of a story a sort of famous gamer told once.

>> No.8138359
File: 182 KB, 1320x1172, 1436181530168.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8138359

>>8120108

>> No.8138484
File: 251 KB, 1148x635, look-at-this-shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8138484

>>8138186

>> No.8138577

>>8138186
I was in that thread but didn't make the screencap

>>8138484
not anywhere near subtle enough with the racism you nigger

>> No.8138605

>>8138577

go fuck yourself you coalburning noglips

>> No.8138608

>>8138605
Captain Tact here to the rescue
....
NOT!

>> No.8138896

>>8134686
Whoever wrote this is a master at their craft.

>> No.8138899

>>8138608

haha good one now kill yourself

>> No.8138923
File: 64 KB, 720x540, rabbit meat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8138923

>>8138205
I remember learning it at about 6, I was watching Bugs and someone threatened him with hasenpfeffer. I asked my parents what that meant and was horrified by the discovery. At that age rabbits were pets, not pests.

I've never actually tried rabbit. They look pretty tasty though.

>> No.8139063

>>8136504
my fucking god i remember this thread

>> No.8139078

>>8120108
I almost forgot about old rambling guy.
I remember seeing posts like that when I first started coming to this board.

>> No.8139084

>>8121769
>Kids who use cayenne pepper don't get bullied
>Kids who use black pepper might

I'm dead

>> No.8139091

>>8121826
>Eating desk

Wtf man..

>> No.8139160

>>8118987
What exactly is the point of drinking alkalised water after you pour acid into it?

>> No.8139413

>>8138188
>Americans

>> No.8139466
File: 29 KB, 400x400, 1465264622403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8139466

>>8121826
>Eating desk

>> No.8139479

>>8122342
My favorite. Fuck anyone who thinks this isn't funny.

>> No.8139486
File: 1.10 MB, 1284x980, 1474180689319.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8139486

>>8123459
>Get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me

>> No.8139491

>>8127890
If this doesnt give me the shits i'm gunna be disappointed.

>> No.8139499

>>8139160
Makes it a tiny bit fizzy and salty I guess?

>> No.8139519
File: 630 KB, 1424x1896, reviewbrah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8139519

>> No.8139523
File: 2 KB, 192x272, c28c84704cbe40b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
8139523

>>8138188
the pear one was really cute

>> No.8139860

>>8138188
I wanna try making some of these just for shits and giggles. Maybe not the pizza cooked for 5 hours.

>> No.8139871

>>8138923
I had it in Saint Louis when I was maybe 16. It was pretty good, kinda like a more tender chicken, but I'd want to try it again at a nicer place sometime.

>> No.8140921

bump

>>
Delete posts
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action