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Don't forget to let them cool two minutes after heating.

>> No.8116212

>>8116174
Volcano hot on the edges, frozen in the middle.

>> No.8116215

>>8116212
>microwaving

>> No.8116216

>>8116215
Is there another reason to buy Hot Pockets?

>> No.8116262

>>8116216
He's talking about waiting for 20 mins so your oven can preheat and then cooking one for like what is it? 28 mins?

Geez.

>> No.8116267
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>>8116262
Yup, 28 mins for a hot pocket.

>> No.8116335

Just keep them in the fridge so they actually cook properly.

>> No.8116346

>>8116335
You can't cook things in the refrigerator. I'm 67 years old and I finally found a world wide web troll.

>> No.8116370

No, thank you. I would rather burn my mouth and swear a lot than wait.

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>>8116346
Are you serious? He means that there won't be any ice on it when they go in microwave.

>> No.8116701

>>8116370
Drinking fresh hot coffee every morning has trained me to not care if I burn my tongue.

>> No.8116720

heres the fucking secret to making the perfect hot pocket, 4 mins at 50% power in the microwave. sounds retarded but it warms up the filling more evenly opposed to turning it into superheated goo

>> No.8116739

>>8116385
man people on /ck/ really are dumb

>> No.8116904

>>8116720
>50% power
How the fuck do I do this, especially at work? ??
That's the only place I eat hot pockets...

>> No.8117111

>>8116212
That's why you stick a fork in the middle before microwaving it dumbass

>> No.8117118

Either you are all retarded or I have a magic microwave. I follow the directions and they come out fine every time and I probably average a bit over 1 hotpokt a day.

>> No.8117122

>>8117111
Oh yeah, that works. Dumb ass.

>> No.8117138

>>8116262
>Pre heating an oven
>following cooking times on frozen food boxes

Anything frozen I stick in the oven for 20ish mins at 200 and it comes out fine.

>> No.8117141

>>8117118

>I probably average a bit over 1 hotpokt a day.

And we're the retarded ones

>> No.8117151

I am with the other guy, you put it in the little sleeve, and cook for 2 minutes, and they come out perfect. Maybe you guys need to update your microwave.

>> No.8117158

>>8117141
I eat pretty much the exact same breakfast and lunch every day. A jar of apple sauce when I wake up and a hot pocket for lunch.

>> No.8117209

>>8117158
What about dinner? Is that when you make something good? Not that hot pockets don't taste good but I mean is dinner when you make an actual meal?

>> No.8117237

>>8117209
about half and half with tv.dinners / real food.

>> No.8117299

I thought you had to be a janny to enjoy these...?

>> No.8117323

hot pocket pro here

maybe if you have some shitty microwave from the 80's will they not get hot the whole way through

>> No.8117359

>>8116174
I'm Australian and I can't get these where I live (not sure if you can elsewhere in Aus) and I'm ashamed that I really fucking want to eat hotpockets

>> No.8117389

>>8116904
It depends, anon. Some microwaves don't have a setting to reduce power, especially older ones

>> No.8117550

>>8117111
>i never did high-school physics

>> No.8117782

>>8117209
Diff anon here but I only eat stuff like hot pockets at work cause there's only microwaves in the breakroom. I come home and eat "real" food. Or I get stuff delivered.

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8117967

what are the god tier flavors of hot pockets /ck/? I know the pepperoni one is elite, but what else?

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>>8117323
>hot pocket pro

made my day

>> No.8119616

>>8117323
still better than a youtube hero

>> No.8119653

>>8116174
Never been this poor.

>> No.8119723

>>8116212
>>8116215
>>8117111

I don't get this problem at all. 2:30 minutes and it's good. I don't understand how people would bite into food they microwave without making sure it's completely cooked or not know how long to cook something in a microwave before it's finished. I always figured it was common sense.

>> No.8119781

>>8116174
>let them cool
Luke Warm Pockets