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Does anyone know what I can do with 40 bananas?

>> No.8108665

>>8108664
shove all of them up your ass.

>> No.8108666

put them in your butt

>> No.8108678

expose yourself to an extra 40% of your average daily radiation

>> No.8108685

You can freeze and make instagram tumblr raw vegan faggoteer ice cream.
You can also make banana jam, but you'll have so much.

>> No.8108686

Buy ten monkeys.

>> No.8108696
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8108696

>>8108664

>> No.8108697
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8108697

make banana chips

>> No.8108702
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>>8108664

>> No.8108711

Get fifty-nine more of them, then blend with rum, coconut cream and ice.

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>>8108664

>> No.8108736
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Simple, delicious, rustic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU

>> No.8108751

here's the 41th *unzips dick*

>> No.8108771

>>8108751

>forty oneth

I loled.

>> No.8108866
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>>8108664
banana flambe

>>8108685
> instagram tumblr raw vegan faggoteer ice cream.

>> No.8108871

>>8108664
Make 40 banana cakes.

>> No.8108878

>>8108871
That's as many as four tens.

>> No.8108879

>>8108664
Go to the zoo and throw them to a gorilla

>> No.8108894

>>8108878
And that's a pretty awesome feast right there.

>> No.8109003

Make banana moonshine

>> No.8109024

Take them to /pol/ and see what happens.

>> No.8109033

>>8108664

Throw them away.

Bananas are the shittiest of all the fruits.

>> No.8109074

>>8109033
Its not a fruit it's a berry

>> No.8109290

buy milk, and mix bananas with milk in a blender.
you can get delicious and healthy drink.

>> No.8109292

>>8108771
Forty firth

>> No.8109295

Ask Henry Kissenger to start a central American coup?

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>>8108697
*barf*

>> No.8109320

Put half in the refrigerator so you can make banana smooth (2 medium bananas for 1 cup of milk). Let the other half ripening and keep eating it in a moderate way. I love banana oatmeal. When they get overripe make banana bread, banana cake or banana jam (half sugar, half banana in weight).
You can try banana wine or banana naan but these are more advanced. Also banoffee tastes like heaven if you get the right dulce the leche.

>> No.8109321

>>8109290
Unless that milk is soy, almond, rice, hemp, etc. and even then those can sometimes be tossups

It is not healthy

>> No.8109332

>>8108751
>>8108771
>*unzips dick*

>> No.8109572

Have it mashed up with oatmeal. Almond slices are good with it too.

>> No.8109800

>>8108664

cut them up, put into zip lock bags and freeze them for whenever you're up for a smoothie.

>> No.8110443

>>8109074

a berry is a type of fruit you CUNT

>> No.8110468

>>8108664
re-enact your mum's 40 birthday party

>> No.8110730

BANANAISE:

https://g.co/kgs/YuaQwL

Side note...
I just moved from TN to Houston and my bananas are going brown like 3 times as fast as they used to. Is it the humidity or what? Shit is frustrating. I can't even finish a bunch anymore.

>> No.8110754

>>8108664
Keep 10 for regular consumptiom
Use 10 in banana fritters
Use however many in banana creme pie
Use the rest in smoothies and get /fit/

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>>8110468
Good one

>> No.8111120

>>8108664
Practice giving a blowjob 40 times?

>> No.8111135

Eat all of them in one go and die of potassium overdose.