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Pizza thread.

Please post aesthetic pizzas. Please share pizza recipes. Please share favorite toppings. Please do not post calzones. Please do not post deep dish. Please do not post cheesy bread.

>> No.8095036
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tikka masala pizza

eh too lazy to post recipe

chicken marinated overnight in yogurt, garlic, ginger, spices

sauce made with chopped onions, garlic, ginger, spices, tomato puree, coconut milk, spices, all simmered on pan

twas aight, needed more sugar and salt

>> No.8095042

>>8095036
[cultural appropriation intensifies]

>> No.8095051
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eggplant, 6-cheese shredded, turkey sausage

dough made from scratch

1 cup warm water
2 tsp yeast, stir till dissolved
2 tsp sugar, stir till dissolved
2 tsp salt, stir till dissolved
3 cups flour, third cup used incrementally while kneading
separate into 2 balls
coat in flour, store in fridge for up to 1 week

>> No.8095070
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>> No.8095133

>>8095022
no knead pizza dough is the best pizza dough. toppings: once i combined cooked ham AND salami. not even dure if thats legal. cheapest topping is onions. i like to make piles of ricotta on my pizza.

>> No.8095153
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Full English Pizza (or Brexit Celebration Pizza)

Dough recipe found in this link (Made 2 separate batches and then merged both dough balls into one giant dough ball): http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobby-flay/pizza-dough-recipe.html

Toppings included:

- Baked Beans (replaced Tomato Sauce)
- Mozzarella and Cheddar Cheese (obvious reasons)
- English Style Bacon (One large package
- Bangers (4 links)
- White Pudding (4 links)
- Black Pudding (4 links worth)
- 1 Tomato (chopped)
- 1 cup of Button Mushrooms (chopped)

Bake the son of a bitch in the oven at around 300 degrees Fahrenheit or so. Once the pizza looks more cooked than raw, stick hash browns on top (I personally cannot into hashbrowns as well as the next person, but it was still tasty), and then crack eggs all over the pizza. About 10 or 12 will do.

Leave the pizza baking in the oven until the eggs are cooked.

Enjoy!

>> No.8095159

>>8095153
>Enjoy!
I will. Thank you based anon.

>> No.8095263

>>8095022
ally sheedy been huffin dat hairspray again

>> No.8095381

>>8095263
dude wat lmao

>> No.8095478

>>8095159

Also, precook the hashbrowns first.

>> No.8095487

Is there any better pizza topping than GOOD pepperoni?

I mean that super good spicy shit that doesn't even shrink when you bake it, not that greasy bullshit that leaves a puddle of oil on the top and shrinks up like a raisin in the sun.

God damn, a nice Brooklyn style with the right a balance of cheese and sauce and some big fat pepperonis on top is THE BEST pizza slice hands down.

Fuck me I wish I didn't live in the midwest. Our pizza is shit.

>> No.8095489

>>8095070
Every time I see this I want to puke a little.
That pizza was literally half-baked and has 10 times too much cheese.

How do you fuck something so simple up so badly.

>> No.8095493

>>8095487
Oklahoma here and all of this is true.
Tulsa has a place called Andolini's that gets pretty close. Their pepperoni has a diameter almost matching that of a tuna can. It is delicious, especially when the edges turn crispy, but it is very greasy.

>> No.8095608

All of these look terrible.

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>> No.8095696
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If the dough doesn't have yeast, it's not pizza.
If you don't cook it in a brick oven, it's not pizza.
If you don't use mozzarella, it's not pizza.
If you use more than 3 toppings, it's not pizza.

Why is this so hard for people?

>> No.8095707
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>>8095022
swedish sand nigger kebab pizza

>> No.8095722

>>8095263
Do you think Ally topped that pizza with "snow"?

>> No.8095741

>>8095042
What?

>> No.8095743
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>> No.8095750

Swedish crisp pizza dow. 2 Balls

flour 280 g
Water 148 g
Oil 21 g
yeast 1.5 g (yes, 1,5 g no more or gtfo)
salt 5 g

Mix it, form clump to 2 fine pizza balls, oil a big flat plate with your finger, place the 2 perfect pizzaballs with space between them. Cover tigth with plastic. Let rise in your fridge for 24 h. Bake it like you bake your pizza, with your hands. see youtube video if you are a noob.

Prefered topping.
some spoons of the best minched canned tomato. spred with circuler move w spoon.
Then put your cheese on, after that toppings that you crave.
Bake on bakestone, on highest possible temp. Let the owen heat up the stone first.
-Enjoy, never eat another pizza.

>> No.8095765
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For me it is the 'go 'za, the best artisan pizza.

>> No.8095769

>>8095750
see euros will shit on americans for eating a delicious deep dish goza but then turn around and eat this half-assed crap

worse than flyovers

>> No.8095786

>>8095696
Kys

>> No.8095803

hawaii a best

>> No.8095929

>>8095803
FUCK YOUR PINEAPPLES GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>> No.8095936

>>8095765
Needs 'deens.

>> No.8096044

My latest pizza experiences:
The other night, I had a pizza with roasted pears, prosciutto, goat cheese, and arugula on it, and it was fucking AMAZING.
Last week, I had a deep dish greek pizza that had white sauce, gyro meat, tomatoes, onion, pepperocini, and feta on it, and came with tzatziki sauce on the side, and it too was fucking delicious.

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>> No.8096154

sauce of the semen demon
https://www.instagram.com/micarganaraz

>> No.8096158

>>8096154
>oh cool pizza thread
>better disregard the thread and securely objectify women instead!
You're not right in the head.

>> No.8096187

>>8096158

And you're no better for drawing more attention to it, dumbfuck.

>> No.8096277

>>8095803
Fuck you faggot sweet shit like pineapples on a pizza ruin it. That's not a real meal, no main course should be sweet. That's why hawaiin food is garbage everything tastes like pineapples and sugar. There's a reason why most hawaiins are fat fucks with diabetes. You walk into one of there markets and 40% of the store is just candy it retarted. I understand if you want sweet and sour sauce with your chi ken stars but fuck sweet food that's considered a main course. I hate my mom that bitch ruins the pizza everytime because of that gay shit

>> No.8096282

>>8096187
>sexist assblasted he was called out
You're stupid.

>> No.8096292

>>8096282
You're Fucking retarted this isn't /b/ so get you're autistic bullshit out of here. This is the board for a bunch of self proclaimed gordan ramsys telling everyoneelse how shit they're cooking. So go be a Winey whale somewhere as ironic as that statement seems. Bitch

>> No.8096299

>>8096292
Is* and else* I'm clearly retarted too

>> No.8096305

>>8096292
>I'm mad that someone else thinks women have worth
You're dumb.

>> No.8096327

>>8096282
Do you know where you are? You are a faggot for targeting the guy who provides sauce with no asking for it. How dare you. This based anon is what this fucking board needs. Fuck you and everything you stand for, desu.

>> No.8096331

>>8096327
You're dumb.

>> No.8096332

>>8096305
They do but you're just sitting they're lying to yourself about my conclusion cause apparently you know me. Yet again you're in the wrong board, go to /b/ and continue to be selective about what you read from others posts. Yet again you dumb bitch. I garuantee you I'm not the only one who feels that way itt right now.

>> No.8096336

>>8096154
thats weird, google kept telling me it was victoria beckham

>> No.8096349

you can always find the jealous grill

>> No.8096352

>>8096332
>all this ridiculous projection and pent up anger
You're dumb.

>> No.8096357

>>8096158
if you were an object of desire then you wouldn't object to the objectification of women.

stay mad, fatty.

>> No.8096361

>>8096357
This is one of the most misogynistic and retarded things I've ever seen.

>> No.8096366

>>8096361
do you ever leave the house without makeup?

>> No.8096371

>>8096366
Yes. As a male I don't wear makeup because that would infringe on something that's quintessentially female. It's borderline gender appropriation.

>> No.8096374

>>8096371
This is one of the most misogynistic and retarded things I've ever seen.

>> No.8096375

>>8096371
Awful sexist of you to assume that only women wear make up. Go mansplain somewhere else, shitlord

>> No.8096380

>>8096352
>wants to stand up for women but behaves in the same way that gets women objectified.
Continue to be a delusional whale.

>> No.8096381

>>8096374
>>8096375
Your reading comprehension isn't too good, is it? Empowering women by giving them authority over a facet of appearance is the opposite end of the spectrum from you dumb apes.

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>>8096381
<<

>> No.8096390

>>8096381
Not an argument

>> No.8096398

>>8096387
>>8096390
There's no argument to be had. Stay mad, sexist.

>> No.8096403

>>8095042
Go back to tumblr, jesus fucking christ.

>> No.8096405

>>8096398
stay unsexy, mad man.

>> No.8096407

>>8095022
>Just fuck my shit up

>> No.8096408

>>8095022
>dude looks like a lady holding a shitty pizza
>aesthetic

"no"

>> No.8096410
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>current state of this thread

>> No.8096412

>>8096158
Where did anon objectify women? Try to stop being triggered for a split second and calmly explain.

>> No.8096413

>>8096403
4chan is an open forum.

>>8096405
>sexy
#effyourbeautystandards

>> No.8096421

>>8096413
why would you go on 4chan to whine about the meme of cultural appropriation?

you're literally getting triggered by a pizza, think about that for a moment

>> No.8096422

>>8096412
This was a thread about pizza, and he decided that he would instead sexualize the OP picture and plaster a woman's social media on 4chan.

>> No.8096428

>>8096158
Fuck off. Tired of this tumblr bullshit everywhere, it's just a picture for fuck sake.

>> No.8096433

>>8096421
>you're literally getting triggered by a pizza
Sounds standard on /ck/

>> No.8096435
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>>8095022
I actually like deep dish unlike you OP, check out this sweet 'go'za I made the other day.

>> No.8096438

>>8096422
OP posted a picture of a chick holding a pizza, obviously people are going to ask for sauce on the chick. how long have you been here? this is standard practice, it's not misogynistic, and the woman has a public instagram with tens of thousands of followers, pretty sure she wants people (regardless of their sex) to look at her pictures and admire her-- she's a model.

it's not as though he pulled the picture from her private facebook and doxxed her, retard.

you're actually the one who derailed the thread with your comment about misogyny.

>> No.8096440

>>8096331
>no argument

>y-youre dumb, baka.

>> No.8096441

>>8096421
I'm not triggered by anything. I'm merely pointing out something that anon may have done unintentionally.

>>8096428
Anyone with two braincells is tired of the rampant sexual and racial inequality in this nation.

>>8096438
So this culture is toxic and needs to change. A woman is not inherently sexual.

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>>8096073
>>8095686

let's get this thread back on track by posting real pizzas (pizzas made in the Milanese style)

>>8096441
at this point we can safely assume that you're just baiting. go away

>> No.8096456

>>8096451
I just want people to be more conscious of what their behavior does.

>> No.8096458
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>> No.8096469

>>8096441
>cultural appropriation
I know you are just baiting but why does it only apply to white people?
>women are not inherently sexual
Yes they are. All humans are.

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>>8096456
people like you are the church ladies of our time. you are a moralistic ninny who isn't making anybody "conscious", you're just driving them away from your cause.

>> No.8096476

>>8096441
you sound like you were raised by your mom

and youre gonna make all of us pigs pay for what your father did to your mom

>> No.8096510

>>8096456
Please fuck off. I came here to see pizza, not be taught about muh respect.

>> No.8096522

>>8096441
Bitch please. Women are treated very well and have been gaining more rights as time goes on. At least in the more civilized parts of the Earth.

Seriously shut the fuck up. I'm a woman and I can tell you the chicks on tumblr and white knight fags like you blow everything out of proportion.

>> No.8096525

>>8096522
>teehee btw guise I'm A GIRL but I don't believe in that feminism stuff teehee aren't I so redpilled gib attention pls
Fuck off bitch.

>> No.8096526

>>8096525
Fuck off virgin.

>> No.8096533

>>8096526
I've fucked more sluts like you than I care to admit. Go on, open your mouth for cock like you usually do.

>> No.8096535

>>8095042
>culinary experimentation = cultural appropriation
wew lad sit down please

>> No.8096544

>>8096533
>Being this pissed over a femanon

Ok, sure thing bud.

>> No.8096557

>>8096438
>cannot see how calling a person a semen demon is objectification
Well, maybe there is no hope for you if you can't figure out how the picture could have been sourced without reducing its human subject to an inhuman receptacle for jizz.

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>>8096526
>>8096533
JUST ADMIT YOU GUYS ARE IN LOVE JUST GET FUCKING MARRIED ALREADY!

Also, here is some pizza. You triggered me.
Please continue to post pizza so I have something to look at instead of reading your stupid comments.

>> No.8096569

>>8096073
>>8096451
>>8096458
Only real pizzas in this entire thread. Could have just been 3 replies but instead we got 80 worthless posts

>> No.8096572

>>8096158
nice thread, you definitely kept things on topic

>> No.8096660

Please post pizzas.

>> No.8096663

>>8096435
Haha I love a great go za post!

You're doing god's work ma man

>> No.8096680

>>8095493
Andolini's is aight. NY Style at 51st and Harvard is the real spot tho. It's the closest I've found to proper NY pizza. Their Sicilian is pretty good, too.

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Sorry guys,
>>8096154
here, didn't mean to derail the thread, just happened to find source of OP pic and thought I'd share

Here is OC pizza for contribution

>> No.8096699

murrifat here, started making my own dough and I'm wondering if string mozzarella is the best way to do stuffed crust? I would probably cut each in half lengthwise because a whole stick is a lot.

>> No.8096737

>>8096699
Bleach.

>> No.8096763

>>8096737
That show sucks brah

>> No.8096788

Going to make pizza this weekend. What's the best kind of flour for the dough?

>> No.8096828

>>8095696
what about pineapple?

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>> No.8096846

>>8096788
00 milled italian pizza flour, look online or at an Italian grocer. Only places I can find it.

A fancy whole foods kinda place might too, but idk.

>> No.8096925

>>8096846
Italian here, 00 is for cakes, we use 0 for pizza.

>> No.8096955

>>8096925
Blatantly false for neapolitan style dough for wood fired pizza.

>> No.8096965

>>8096955
>I read a Wikipedia article so now I'm an expert.

>> No.8096996

>>8096788
bread flour works fine

>> No.8097000

>>8096965
Or I don't give a fuck what your family uses at home, only the top pizzerias.

>> No.8097732

>>8096846

I live in the middle of north central Florida. The closest thing we have to an Italian grocer is the small Cuban/Spanish place, will bread flour work?

>> No.8098001

>>8097732
no your pizza will be shit. just import flour from sicily.

>> No.8098025

>>8095022
whats on that pizza?

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>>8095493
OKC here. Empire has some pretty legit pizza.

>> No.8098101

>>8096682
I appreciated it, Anon. Thank you kindly and please don't let the jelly mad femifats deter you from posting sauce in the future, if the situation arises again.
We give in to their aggressive attempts at oppression.

Thanx again.

>> No.8098104

>>8098101
>We give in
*we CAN'T give in...

Crucial typo. My bad.

>> No.8098114

>>8095765
>>8096458
>>8096682
>>8096833
>>8095707
would eat

>>8095070
>>8095153
>>8095051
>>8095036
would not eat

>>8095022
would eat pussy

>> No.8098298

Low and slow. About 250° for 4 to 5 hours. Thank me later

>> No.8098623

>>8095042
Except if you are italian, you cant' talk about pizza too by your logic.

>> No.8098638
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My favorite.

>> No.8098646

my favourite ck threads have lewd images in the op

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>>8095022
1

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>>8098667
2

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>>8098669
3

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>>8098673
4

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>>8098676
5

>> No.8098741

>>8097732
Amazon has lots of it. But bread flour is ok too.

>> No.8098760

>>8095022
She looks like Hayden Christensen.

>> No.8098882

>>8096458

this is the most tasty looking in this thread

>> No.8098911

>>8098101
Cringe

>> No.8098919

>>8095707
Disgusting but so good when youre blind drunk

>> No.8100173

>>8096403

>irony doesn't exist

>> No.8100358

>>8095042
chicken tikka masala is from scotland ya gimp

>> No.8100378

>>8095022
you fuggin 4 chan bitches keep findjng my god dammmndd wifes! leave HER alone okay!!!

>> No.8100687

>>8095022
get this bitch a hair net plz

>> No.8101079

>>8098676
tfw u will never have a cute gf to take to tuscany and make poorly shaped pizza

>> No.8102239

>>8098676

sauce of the semen demon
https://www.instagram.com/mollyyeh/

>> No.8102345

>>8095022
My girlfriend likes pineapple on pizza. At first, I didn't like it. Then I tolerated it. Now I'm slowly coming around to having a little sweetness on pizza.

Who here /pineapple/?

>> No.8102355

>>8096277
>no main course should be sweet

What kind of dumb fuckin rule is that? Bbq has a sweetness to it. Don't be stupid.

>> No.8102359

>>8096327
Do you know where you are? This place is no longer a bastion for white male nerds and hasn't been for sometime cleetus.

>> No.8102371

>>8097000
Yes because you have the inside scoop on top pizzerias

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>>8095765
>posting lasagna soup in a pizza thread

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>> No.8103840

Any pizza without cheese is pretty good.
>>8095696
There are traditional italian pizzas with no cheese on them. You've been disproven.

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>>8103829
>>8103834
>>8103836
>>8103839
>>8103843
>>8103844
>>8103847
>>8103856
>>8103865
>>8103869

>> No.8104085

>>8095743
what is this even, looks like melted plastic

>> No.8104094

>>8104085
>not recognizing premium quality pizza

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>> No.8104220

>all these pizzas and chefs and not a SINGLE African-American person or pizza makes an appearance
America is so fucking backwards holy shit.

>> No.8104231

>>8096458
>raw wilted spinach that looks like its a week old

No thanks

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>>8095765
Giodanos blows

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I could eat this shit all god damn day

>> No.8104271

>>8098054
looks terrible

>> No.8104275

>>8103829
this is from australia right?

>> No.8104277
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>>8103834
I love going doggie style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOJfawCskC0

>> No.8104344

>>8098104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOqb1l4__1A

>> No.8104349

>>8104275
yup. never tried it though.

>> No.8104353

>>8095696
because not everyone wants to follow rules you made yourself

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this best pizza from berlin

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>ITT: cucks, memes, and shitty pizza.

You lads need to stop trying to be contrarian hipster faggots and actually give a shit about appearance and taste.

How about you take some inspiration from actual pizza before shit posting?
*pic related*


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These lads know how pizza is supposed to be:
>>8103829
>>8103834
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>>8103839
>>8103843
>>8103844
>>8103847
>>8103869
>>8096470

>> No.8105893

>>8103839

That looks like a smörgåstårta gone horrifyingly wrong.

>> No.8105895

>>8104465

Couple more basil leaves and I'm in.

>> No.8105992

>>8104465

I'll get called a pleb but honestly these pizzas are always so fucking boring. If you go to a pizza place that serves pizza like that, yeh it's fine, but you're almost always better off getting something else on the menu.

>> No.8106027

>>8105992
What?
You don't like tomato and garnish on your rustic™ quesadilla?

Oh, you were expecting an actual pizza and got a meme instead?
maybe next time go to a pizza place to get pizza instead of a crappy 'restaurant'.

>> No.8106195

>>8105992

Think of it this way - if a joint knows how to make a really, really good cheese or Margherita pizza - the two simplest, most basic pizzas you can possibly get - that means they have their pizza-making game down pat.

Certain things act as a barometer by which you can judge the overall quality of the restaurant - a pizza place that can't do either of those is like a steakhouse that can't grill a steak, or a bartender who can't pour a fucking beer.

>> No.8106273

>>8095133
You're my new hero