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Anonymous Mon Sep 12 06:23:24 2016 No.8086937 [Reply] [Original]

>chop up jalapenos
>touch dick

who else /retard/ here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 06:33:46 2016 No.8086953 >>8086937 >Jalapenos Not even hot, family, but I know what you mean. I also cook and masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 06:36:13 2016 No.8086955 >>8086953 I forget to wash my hands unless I'm handling meat Then I handle my meat and face consequences

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 06:36:36 2016 No.8086956 File: 155 KB, 708x664, 1451115652960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8086937 done it with habanero, wouldn't recommend

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 06:44:27 2016 No.8086967 If I'm handling chillis I use gloves. I know I could wash my hands after (use that no water hand sanitiser, because it's alcohol based the capsacan washes right off), but I know I'm gonna forget so I just wear gloves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 09:32:28 2016 No.8087211 I bought some dried cali reapers for sauce and handled them without gloves without thinking. I suddenly had to piss and ran off to do so. Lord help me that was the worst pain on my dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 09:59:05 2016 No.8087279 File: 33 KB, 640x480, fuck unitaskers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8086967 seems like Alton Brown overkill

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 10:27:16 2016 No.8087324 This would not happen to a woman. We don't radomly touch our vaginas while cooking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 10:29:43 2016 No.8087328 >>8087324 hey

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 10:30:50 2016 No.8087330 > handle jalapenos > Change baby diaper > Tell mom I don't know what happened

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 12 10:31:20 2016 No.8087331 >>8087324 What are you, gay?