/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8080660]

Tips on lifting food from a buffet?

I was thinking of bringing a backpack with different slots for each item

[Anonymous No.8080666]

seriously.

[Anonymous No.8080670]

>>8080660
mom always just used a big purse with a gallon ziplock bag inside, then after my brother was born she started using the diaper bag

[Anonymous No.8080671]

>>8080670
what a dirty fucking whore your mother is

[Anonymous No.8080676]

OP, you're parents are trash.

[Anonymous No.8080678]

>>8080676
It's all you can eat, not all you can eat "here".

[Anonymous No.8080684]

Bottomless plate

[Anonymous No.8080692]

>>8080660
Shoplifting is stealing. Being in a restaurant after being banned, which they do immediately, will also get you with tresspassing charges. If you leave without paying for a dinner you didn't consume there, then you're leaving without paying for a takeout order, which is stiffing them the bill. So you have many avenues of legal action against you. Don't think for a minute someone hasn't tried it before, or that there isn't a camera recording your theft. An entire security system with HD digital surveillance for a business is like $250 expense. Your theivery will be nice and lovely for your local prosecutor.
/thread

[Anonymous No.8080694]

>>8080676
Your. Not "You are parents are trash." It's "Your parents are trash." Why can like not one fucking person on this entire board get it right?

[Anonymous No.8080696]

>>8080694
For all intensive purposes it means the same thing.

[Anonymous No.8080702]

>>8080696
Sane difference

[Anonymous No.8080705]

>>8080692
well technically, if you paid for the buffet you can take as much food as you can fit in a backpack, duffel bag or garbage bag. This is federally legal and has been for decades now. You paid for access to that food which was billed as a buffet, which means that he can eat as much as he wants to legally and that backpack of food comes with the 20$ he paid for the buffet. It's not thievery, that's predatory business practices and he would have grounds for a lawsuit were they to deny him that backpack of food.

[Anonymous No.8080707]

>>8080705
all you can eat doesnt have anything to do with taking food from the restaurant

if you or anyone else is dumb enough to take that phrase literally then why not live there and eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.8080716]

>>8080705
I remember carrying three duffel bags of food from the buffet with my parents as a kid along with a cooler of crab legs.
>>8080707
They have camp out nights in the summer. It's like you've never been to a buffet before. They remove all the tables and chairs and you bring your tent or sleeping bags long with a flashlight.

[Anonymous No.8080749]

Make a fat suit lined with Ziploc bags. You'll blend in with the other customers, and if the staff catches you, they'll be too impressed by your ingenuity to be upset.

[Anonymous No.8080759]

>>8080660
I sincerely hope you get caught and tickled to death.

[Anonymous No.8080815]

>>8080660
I tried stealing food from a chinese buffet once while I was in college. Didn't go very well at all

>go to chinese buffet with 2 roommates
>bring in a department store bag with tupperware containers and a T-shirt or two covering them
>server approaches table
>"So you guys been doing some shopping today?"
>we all 3 answer at once
>"Yes/No/Yes"
>"We shopped earlier but now we are done shopping now"
>server gives us quizzical look
>all servers in the restaurant watch us like a hawk the whole time
>manager walks by table several times acting like he's just checking on us but he's really just trying to catch us in the act
>eat, pay, leave
>heading to the car in parking lot
>server comes running out the door
>hands us our department store bag that we LEFT IN THE FUCKING BOOTH
>tupperware containers completely exposed
>embarassed.png
>can never return to that restaurant

Tldr - tried it once, completely botched it because dumbass

[Anonymous No.8080824]

>>8080815
Absolutely pathetic. Get a fucking job.

[Anonymous No.8080829]

>>8080824
I have a great job. That was years ago
>while I was in college

[Anonymous No.8080844]

>>8080694
>tfw to intelligent too post on /ck/

[Anonymous No.8080845]

>>8080705
>All you can ""eat""
>I can ""eat"" the owner's change
>Proceed to shit it out the next day

Just made a cool 150$ legally!

[Anonymous No.8080856]

>>8080694
/ck/ is weeb heavy and as we know all weebs are fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.8080858]

>>8080829
>>>8080824
>I have a great job. That was years ago
>>while I was in college
Either you have a moral backbone or you don't. That's how it works.

[Anonymous No.8080873]

>>8080844
*too. Too would be the correct usage here. Not "to" We are not going any where. Please be bait.

[Anonymous No.8080883]

>>8080858
Cut him some slack. When I was in college, I once befriended someone who was black.

[Anonymous No.8080905]

>>8080883
Stop trying so hard to fit in.

[Anonymous No.8080907]

If you do enough squats and oats you can lift anything!

[Anonymous No.8080908]

>>8080905
Ehh, it's a slow day.

[Anonymous No.8080930]

>>8080858
Get over yourself, queer

[Anonymous No.8080935]

My friend brings a backpack and a couple of tupperware and we sit in a secluded spot

[Anonymous No.8080939]

>>8080930
Thieving peasant detected.

[Anonymous No.8081015]

>>8080873
wow dude your so smart

[Anonymous No.8081075]

Just take it slow and ideally have 2-3 people with you, used to do it when i was homeless, i'd wear a thin backpack underneath a big silent bob jacket, do the whole 'share my food' thing with all my friends just eating off eachothers plates, grab a bit here and a bit there in ziplock bag between my legs, lean forward and hunch over my meal so the big jacket covered peripherals and face away from any staffers in a corner.

Fill 4-5 ziplocks in 20 minutes, stuff them in inner pockets, head to bathroom stall, from pockets into backpack, got a solid weeks worth of food after 2 hours of 'eating.' Make sure you pick a good backpack though otherwise it'll all just lump at the bottom and you'll have a rather suspicious hunchback by the end of the night, i used some plywood board to stack it all pretty well.

[Anonymous No.8081090]

>>8080678
It does mean all you can eat here chucklefuck.

[Anonymous No.8081093]

>>8080858
whats your problem man

[Anonymous No.8081103]

>i want to steal cheap, overcooked garbage that dozens of people have contaminated

[Anonymous No.8081326]

>>8080873
You missed correcting the other to/too, it's spelled "anywhere", and you forgot a period after the sentence fragment "Not 'to'." Eat your shame and never correct grammar on 4chan again.

[Anonymous No.8081337]

>>8080858
Theft is the second most cowardly, bitchy crime behind poisoning somebody.

[Anonymous No.8081348]

>>8080670
Is your mother slutty trash perchance?

[Anonymous No.8081354]

>>8080692
>Threading your own post

[Anonymous No.8081398]

>>8080660
Most buffette now allow you to buy food to go and they charge the same for anything by weight
It's more expensive than just eating there but less expensive than going to McDonalds.
Most of what you eat when you go there is cheap filler anyways, it's way better to just get a good serving of the good stuff and fuck off home

[Anonymous No.8081406]

>>8080692
Wow
It isn't like I can't go eat somewhere thats far away from home enough that I know it's extremely unlikely I will have to set foot there again or than anyone will recognise me from somewhere

[Anonymous No.8081429]

>>8080705
>All you can eat buffette
>Go there
>Waiter asks me what do I want to drink
>Tell her I won't be consuming anything they serve
>Take out Tupperware full off food I made at home
>All I can eat right?
>Before I leave I take a massive shit in their bathroom and i don't flush
>Since they didn't serve me anything they can't charge me anything

[Anonymous No.8081439]

>>8080858
Great
I don't have a job at all so now that the tables have been turned I'm going to pay you a visit and take some of your shit for drug Money

[Anonymous No.8081601]

>>8081429
usually with buffets you pay before you sit down but you probably dont know that since it sounds like you rarely leave the house

[Anonymous No.8081629]

do people ever actually eat the pizza or seafood at a chinese buffet?

[Anonymous No.8081653]

>>8081629
People love the crab legs if they have them.

Typically pizza at buffets goes uneaten in general, because its very dough heavy made to fill you up fast.

[Anonymous No.8081664]

>>8081629
I'll grab some of the pizza if theres nothing really available. I know its really shit pizza, but when you go to a buffet the goal is to gorge, not eat whats good for you.

[Anonymous No.8081708]

>>8081664
theres something about buffet pizza that I find disgusting and delicious at the same time
if im at a place like fresh choice I usually grab a couple pieces to dip in the soup, god tier

[Anonymous No.8081734]

>>8080660

[Anonymous No.8081748]

>>8080660
I knew this guy once who would just wear a big coat and put a couple of ziplock bags inside it for the food.

[Anonymous No.8081764]

>>8080815
Holy shit what a bunch of retards you guys are.

[Anonymous No.8082588]

Thanks everyone for the info.

[Anonymous No.8082596]

>>8080815
look at how they're shoveling up the ...crab legs I'm assuming.. with their plates

that's so fucking disgusting. but with slants it doesnt fucking surprise me

[Anonymous No.8082614]

are you a nigger OP?

[Anonymous No.8082636]

this thread is diamonds

>tfw used to be the Buffet King of Thieves
>ziplock bag lined clothing
>motorized vacuum accessory in each sleeve
>crab-magnetic inner jacket
>insulated camelbaks on either hip
>foot pump operated
>mashed taytoes in one
>wonton soup in other
>hoovering up beef and broccoli, meatballs and skrimps
>open jacket over crab tray
>like batman WHOoMP all the crab legs fly in
>dumpling hat
>holds 74 dumplings, need to wait for refill pan to fill my hat
>grab 4(four) ice creams and waddle out the door
>throw down $8.99+$1 tip

heh...nothin personnel kid

[Anonymous No.8082645]

>>8082596

Social grace doesn't really exist in a country with 20% of the world's population.

[Anonymous No.8082649]

>>8080660
Why? If youre in a buffet you can eat all you want, thats the whole point of a buffet

[Anonymous No.8082655]

>>8080705
You cant make this shit up


Gr8 b8 m8

[Anonymous No.8082661]

>>8080815
Stoner Adventures

[Anonymous No.8082663]

tangentilaly related
>freshman year in uni
>dining hall was OK food, most people had unlimited meal plan
>would see people stick pizza under thier shirts and backpacks and shit
>they allowed you to bring in waterbottles to take beverages with you on the way out
>people filled it with shit like 32 oz of coke and other garbage that costs pennies and act like they were sticking it to the man
>right next to the soda fountains was god tier juice choices (apple/grape/orange/pineapple/cranberry/lemonaid/limeaid, as well as tea blends and those lifewater things) that were completely ignored

people are dumb

[Anonymous No.8082672]

>>8082663
I assume this is an american thing, in mexico stealing food or even having take outs on buffettes or cheap restaurants its like saying youre one poor fuck who can only afford a diner out once a year, fuck, ive never heard or seen someone stealing food from anywhere, shit is stupid

[Anonymous No.8082678]

Anybody remember Gasmaster?

[Anonymous No.8082679]

>>8081601
They don't work like that here but I guess your tiny town with two whole buildings is a big enough sample for you

[Anonymous No.8082682]

>>8081629
I have e seen a fat woman do it once
If you want all you can eat pizza just go to a pizza buffette
It's worth it if you eat different kinds of it

[Anonymous No.8082686]

>>8082663
>same shit at my uni
>tfw brought back 1L Nalgene bottles full of Passion Orange Guava/Limeade each time I went

All that liquid diabetes.

[Anonymous No.8082693]

>>8081601
I've never been to a locally owned place that charges up front, just Golden Corral, which is a chain. I guess mid-westerners are more honest and trustworthy than the rest of the country.

>>8082672
Taking some food with you is pretty normal in a college dining hall, especially if it's something like an ice cream cone or piece of fruit you're going to eat right away. Doing it at a restaurant is not.

[Anonymous No.8082695]

>>8082672
College students generally don't have alot of money or shame.

Why would they think that free takeout shit is shameful?

[Anonymous No.8082722]

>>8081629
I eat the seafood and occasionally chicken nuggets and mashed potatoes (nugget day was my favorite in elementary and I'm pretty sure it's the exact same shit).

[Anonymous No.8082774]

>>8082636
>>crab-magnetic inner jacket
+1 upvoted

[Anonymous No.8082958]

>>8082661
Lol, we were high as fuck

[Anonymous No.8083026]

Wear a burka and claim oppression if they try to stop you.

[Anonymous No.8083075]

>>8080815
what's going on in this webm?
why are chinks so uncivilized?

[Anonymous No.8083113]

You know, I have a friend who runs a chinese restaurant, and amazingly enough unless it's an entire backpack full of crab legs, he genuinely doesn't give a shit if you take a couple containers of fried rice, dumplings, chicken balls and some egg drop soup. The reason being is that once the food sits at the buffet for a while, it needs to be 'renewed' which means basically it goes into the back room and is then thrown the fuck out at the end of the day. I was amazed that he doesn't re-use it the next day to which he laughed and said, "We're a chinese restaurant. You get caught doing that shit and you're out of business."

In fact, he used to give food at the end of the day to the shelters and such locally, but the province won't let him do it any more because it's a liability. If someone were to get sick from it because it was served a day or two later and wasn't properly stored, they could be sued so now literally any unused buffet food has to be thrown out at the end of the day because it's sat out all day breeding bacteria anyway.

TL;DR: If you're not stealing 300 bucks worth of crab legs most places won't give a fuck if you take home a doggy bag. This is in Canada, though.

[Anonymous No.8083115]

>tfw all you can eat buffet charges you more than everyone else for "extra seating accommodations"

[Anonymous No.8083182]

>>8083026
>Go into buffete wearing burka
>Demand all pork be thrown out
>Have a friend waiting outside to grab the pork

[Anonymous No.8083226]

I have a bottomless stomach, I rarely ever leave a buffet feeling like I didn't get my moneys worth

[Anonymous No.8083231]

>>8081406
the type of person to do this is the type of food monster that would murder hometown buffet then show up again in 3 days

[Anonymous No.8083233]

protip: the best buffets don't have crab legs or charge a premium over the regular buffet for them

[Anonymous No.8083239]

>>8081601
what kind of nigger buffet place do you go to where they make you pre pay
>>8082596
>>8082645
in chink land having a bunch of expensive shit like crab leg then throwing it away mean you are a rich fag and would give you "face".

[Anonymous No.8083273]

Bring tupperware. You'll need a shopping bag as well to make it look like you've just come from a day of buying things. Make sure you wait until the staff is out of sight, scoop food into tupperware, and you're good to go!

[Anonymous No.8083293]

>>8080696
its 'For all intents and purposes'

[Anonymous No.8083306]

>>8083293

[Anonymous No.8083333]

>>8080694
It's not even an obscure meme, just accept it

[Anonymous No.8083341]

>>8081075
Why didn't you use welfare I always hear about that being abused

[Anonymous No.8083344]

>>8082774
What are you talking about my good friend?

[Anonymous No.8083355]

>>8083293

[Anonymous No.8083387]

>>8083293
How autistic are you?

[Anonymous No.8083391]

>>8080660
>try to sneak some extra crab legs out with my buffet carrier-drone
>guard dogs shoot it out of the sky

[Anonymous No.8083405]

>>8080660
i was at cici's the other day and there was this fat ass white trash couple there. the woman got up and filled her plate and the man didn't. after the woman came back he went up with his plate with a little bit of food on it and asked for a box. they gave it to him and him and the woman put the romans food into the box and left.

[Anonymous No.8083416]

>>8080694
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

[Anonymous No.8083431]

>>8083391

[Anonymous No.8083436]

>>8083405
Just another day at Cici's. Those places have the second highest density of trashy people behind prisons and ahead of courthouses.

[Anonymous No.8083437]

>>8083416
>>8083416
STAHP!

[Anonymous No.8083441]

>>8083341
theres different forms of "welfare"

one is food stamps. homeless people easily qualify for a food stamp card, and its not hard to get one.

social security disability benefits are another story. many homeless get those benefits, about 1000 dollars per month, for issues like hearing voices etc. im not racist, but when i was an inner-city social worker, 90% of black people who received disability checks faked their symptoms, saying they heard voices when they really didnt, and spent that money on cocaine.

[Anonymous No.8083454]

>>8083441
>90% of black people who received disability checks faked their symptoms, saying they heard voices when they really didnt, and spent that money on cocaine.
Maybe they hear voices because of the cocaine.

[Anonymous No.8083457]

>>8083454
Ok, maybe thats true, but that still would disqualify them from receiving disability benefits.

[Anonymous No.8083474]

>>8080660
Watch
https://youtu.be/jrwjiO1MCVs
for full instructions

[Anonymous No.8083476]

>>8083454
maybe they hear voices because the materials used in government housing are cheap and subsidized so their walls are as thin as their will power (what causes them to be alcoholics, drug addicts, gamblers more than any other race etc.)

[Anonymous No.8083480]

>>8083441
>homeless people easily qualify for a food stamp card, and its not hard to get one.

False.
In the vast majority of US counties (if not all), you must have an address in order to receive benefits. Homeless people must lie or figure out some way to use an address to do it. Seems counterintuitive and counterproductive, yes?

To the same ends, if you are broke and have no job, you cannot get cash assistance benefits either. You need to have bills and show *some* kind of income.

THANKS OBAMA

[Anonymous No.8083483]

>>8083480
yeah... i agree with you about the no job = no benefits part

but when i was homeless it was easy and encouraged and explained by social services how to get a card, and it took a few hours only.

[Anonymous No.8083485]

>>8083441
>faking mental illness
>prohibited from legally owning a gun for life
Someone in the government knows what do.

[Anonymous No.8083518]

>>8083306
>>8083355
>>8083387

If I may play Devil's avocado, the joke wasn't very funny.

[Anonymous No.8083545]

>>8083441
Or depression. Fucking, I know 20 people with 'depression' and you know how I fucking deal with it? I masturbate and cheer the fuck up. Depression is not a real 'illness' it's just an excuse to milk the system.

[Anonymous No.8083548]

>>8083545
>Fucking

whyd you type that out on purpose to have in there

[Anonymous No.8083556]

>>8083545
yeh, tons of weak "disabilities" people claim to get free money. its a shame. it really makes me sick remembering the 3rd of every month when all the blacks used to receive their disability payments and would spend like 1 week locked in a motel room smoking crack. then for the rest of the month they leached off the homeless shelters.

[Anonymous No.8083558]

>>8083556
how come people have smoke crack :/

[Anonymous No.8083584]

>>8083480
Yeah, but no.

The welfare office supplies homeless people with a mailbox to receive their mail.
In fact, most offices will even offer emergency funds on a card while their case is processing.

[Anonymous No.8083588]

>>8083545
jus b urself bb ;)

[Anonymous No.8083601]

>>8083545
>Depression is not a real 'illness' it's just an excuse to milk the system.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.8083608]

>>8083601

Although it is a real state of mind, it is not an "illness" in the general sense of terms. I have also seen vets that have never seen combat claim benefits because of their "ptsd". Its not hard to fake depression and use that to claim benefits and disability cash.

[Anonymous No.8083610]

>>8083608
While I agree that depression is easy to fake, it still is a very real issue. Have you ever been truly depressed? Don't give me shit like "I was depressed for about a day once" I mean long term stuff.

[Anonymous No.8083616]

>>8080815
>can never return to that restaurant

And exactly why? Did you steal anything at all? you went shopping and brought some tupperware, then you met with your friends to eat at that restaurant.

[Anonymous No.8083659]

>>8083616
You'll understand when you're older

[Anonymous No.8083692]

As long as you bring your own container and pay for your meal they dont care but a few places have to go containers for $2 soup plantation and home town buffet dont care ive came in several times with mine never had a problem chinese buffets on the other hand get pissed off and call the police after they make you pay $30+ and you try to take your left overs home and they try and gut you

[Anonymous No.8083700]

>Identify as Apache attack helicopter
>squadron moves in at dawn
>RideoftheValkyies.mov
>Fire Team Alpha disembarks
>gogogogogo
>storm storefront
>close air support
>BRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP GunMotherthumbsup.avi

>W-WUN PRATE PEH CUSTOMA ONREE

>remove kebab

>Fly off into the sunrise

feels pretty good, man.

[Anonymous No.8084716]

>>8083391
>not making friends with the buffet falcon and training him to carry your food out

[Anonymous No.8084848]

>>8083437
>nobody replies to my reddit tier autism joke post
>better reply to myself

[Anonymous No.8086651]

>>8083700
????

[Anonymous No.8086680]

>>8080694
You got cucked hard. Guys like you are literally a diamond dozen.

[Anonymous No.8087062]

>>8083391
>Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

[Anonymous No.8087344]

>>8080815
Why would you steal from a Chinese buffet? Was one night of diarrhea not enough that you had to make sure you would be shitting liquids for the next week?

[Anonymous No.8087348]

>>8080660
>swallow tapeworm
>eat as much as you want
>shit out tapeworm
>slice it open, and enjoy your food a second time

[Anonymous No.8087370]

>>8087344
>getting diarrhea from a chinese buffet
Talk about a weakling...

[Anonymous No.8087411]

>>8084848
kek

[Anonymous No.8087682]

>>8082636

[Anonymous No.8087696]

i believe you mean doubles' advocate my friend

[Anonymous No.8087707]

>>8081629
They go wild for shrimps, especially if they're nig nogs.

[Anonymous No.8087730]

>>8083610
Obvoisly he hasn't. He's just a sheltered dumbass that thinks everything is a scam.

Neither myself nor my family has ever been on state/federal assistance but I wish my mom could have afforded/gotten some help for her depression & mental health instead of it being able to ruin everything - including the family she loved and needed so much.

[Anonymous No.8087734]

>>8080670
My grandma used to do this, although she would bring napkins and ziploc bags.

She didn't do it often, and usually did it for desserts, but she would get a decent amount when she did. She wasn't even poor or anything, she just liked to have some extra.

[Anonymous No.8087762]

>>8083545
>depressed as hell
>white and childless so I can't get any freebux
Instead I just do the bare minimum at my high stress job and hope my parents leave me their house so I can sell it.

[Anonymous No.8087765]

>>8080905
hahaha secret /pole/ club up in here, am i right :D

[Anonymous No.8087794]

Went an all you can eat place a while back with 7 or 8 friends. One brought a huge Tupperware for the purpose of stealing. Like one of those big tubs for putting cereal in with a flap at the top. He filled the thing about 3/4 full with duck because it was the most valuable thing they sold, and he mush have cleared out nearly all the shredded duck in the restaurant. The rest of us were facepalming hard

[Anonymous No.8087809]

>>8083441
>I'm not racist, but

That old chestnut

[Anonymous No.8087817]

>>8080660
Are you that much uf a fatass and a poorfag?

[Anonymous No.8087818]

>>8080696
triggered

[Anonymous No.8087835]

>>8083113
during my lunch shift i work the buffet, can confirm some days we throw away 2/3 of the food

its a real waste but when that food has been up on heating plates for 3-4 hours sure it will be fine for the rest of the mabey even the next day if you get it in a containter and fridge fast but try and eat that shit a day or two later and you are probably going to have stomach cramps

bacteria work fast when its warm

[Anonymous No.8087837]

>>8083416

[Anonymous No.8087845]

>>8083416
Man i knew i recognized those proverbs!

[Anonymous No.8087848]

>>8082695
>free takeout shit
except college meal plans are either shit, cost a shitload or both

[Anonymous No.8087852]

>>8080660
>don't mind me, just pirating this food

[Anonymous No.8087859]

>>8080694
lol I would of made the same post but you beat me too it

[Anonymous No.8087895]

>>8081629
I usually stay away from the seafood unless it's just come out of the kitchen and I can watch to see which pieces were just shoveled on top from the old tray. Otherwise, that shits nasty. I've seen people go in and load up on nothing but plate after plate of the whole shrimp.

[Anonymous No.8087923]

>>8087762
>sell it
dumbass learn a bit of minor home improvement and rent that shit

[Anonymous No.8087943]

>>8087923
>rent that shit
Why would I want to pay rent for my own home?

[Anonymous No.8087946]

>>8087943

You can't be this retarded.

[Anonymous No.8087989]

>>8083293
It's 'it's not 'its'. Man some people should of stayed in school.

[Anonymous No.8088032]

>>8087989
The correct phrase is "should have" not "should of." I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

[Anonymous No.8088127]

>hit local buffet on friday to celebrate the first week back at work
>get searched at the gates by security
>they find my buffet bag that I was going to use to take home some crab rangoons
>gets confiscated and i'm given a black mark on my file (only my second that week fortunately)
>draw my ticket work my way down the isles and find a good seat with an overview of the cart
>sirens blare and call out my ticket, it's my time
>hop on board the buffet moped and drive to the cart
>arrive late and all that's left is fried rice and shitty pizza
>take all I can carry, those behind me are less fortunate as the buffet wolves are let loose to clear the trays
>moped got chop-shopped so i have to walk on over to the sweet 'n sour sauce pools
>some asshole left the ladle out so it's all crusty
>wipe my hands on my khakis and try to scoop some sauce with my hands
>buffet warden spots me and gives me another black mark
>it's my third mark this week
>get escorted to the punishment stool that's somehow always a little bit too high for you and has no leg rests
>told to eat my food and leave
>at this point the rice and pizza are cold so i only eat half
>waiter doesn't leave until i give him his tip
>already had to pay singles tax
>tip 5% and he stares daggers at me
>for some reason my after-buffet ca phe sua da tastes slightly salty after he brings it out

[Anonymous No.8088907]

>>8083293
cmon nigga

[Anonymous No.8088908]

so many "at least you tried dot jpg" ITT

[Anonymous No.8088914]

>stealing from a buffet

dude thats a new low thats sad like what the fuck ?