/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8076193]

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[Anonymous No.8076203]

Here

[Anonymous No.8076210]

>>8076193 plus >>8076203
= literally perfection

[Anonymous No.8076242]

>>8076193
well meme'd

[Anonymous No.8076247]

>>8076193
>>8076203
Now dip them

[Anonymous No.8076250]

>>8076210
Agree 99.5%.
+ 99.5% no apparent cum or dairy in the tomato soup
- .5% no apparent Parmigiano-Reggiano on the outside crust of that aWesome grilled cheese

~ but let's be honest on /ck/, I still want to tongue fuck them both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBNxGZP49ls

[Anonymous No.8076261]

>>8076203
That better not be American Cheese.

[Anonymous No.8076265]

>>8076261
>That better be American Cheese
FTFY

[Anonymous No.8076285]

>>8076261
there are a few things american cheese is great for, contrary to eurotard belief.

those things are cheeseburgers, grille dcheese with tomato soup, and omelettes

[Anonymous No.8076288]

CHI-'goan here, that pies making me hungry.

[Anonymous No.8076565]

>>8076285
Don't forget nachos.

[Anonymous No.8077129]

>wife’s son and I are driving to milwaukee to take part in the #blm protests
>realize that we'll be passing through flyover capital
>chicago (coincidentally, also my wife’s boyfriend’s hometown)
>time to make the memes come true
>stop at "lou malnati's"
>the server asks what I want
>I tell her (with a big smile)
>' '
>"sir?"
>stupid flyover doesn't even understand
>roll my eyes and tell her that i'd like one 'go 'za
>she still doesn't get it
>i'm at my wits end
>"i would like a deep dish """""pizza""""" please"
>i make 10 finger quotes when i say "pizza" and wink at her
>she takes my order and walks away, confused
>little lemarcus doodles on a placemat while i try and explain why the decline of the west is a good thing
>inbred WIDF flyover brings out our """""food"""""
>it's literally lasagne soup
>no wait, it's a tomato quiche
>actually, no, it's cheese soup in a bread-bowl
>regardless, it's the physical manifestation of flyoverdom, all of its unabashed whiteness and toxic masculinity
>i cut off a sliver and brace myself as i take a bite
>i prepare to vomit
>actually, it tastes decent
>it's really quite good, as a matter of fact
>i'm unironically enjoying chicago-style deep dish pizza
>mfw

Suffice it to say, I abandoned little LeMarcus at an Iowa gas station on my way back to California. What’s more, I’m considering not only firing our bull, but divorcing my wife altogether. I might even shave and quit my job as an indie game developer.

What the fu/ck/ have you done to me, flyovers?
My whole life is a lie.

[Anonymous No.8077132]

>>8076193
Thats a nice 'go' 'za' you got thete

[Anonymous No.8077160]

dubs

[Anonymous No.8077185]

Would /ck/ rather have an unlimited supply of 'go 'za or spend 30 minutes in the goat tower?

[Anonymous No.8077611]

>>8076210
hnnnggg

[Anonymous No.8077618]

>>8077185
I would have a 'za delivered to the goat tower to share with my new goat friends

cherishing that one-time experience would be worth all the ' in the world

[Anonymous No.8077679]

>>8077185
finally a chance to use my goat tower memes

[Anonymous No.8077681]

>>8077679

[Anonymous No.8077808]

>>8076193
is this a meme or a deconstructed meme and what is a deconstructed meme?

[Anonymous No.8077810]

>>8077808
Yes

[Anonymous No.8078056]

>>8077808