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So my doctor perscribed an all liquid diet, so i'm wondering what cake would be the best option, if i had to blend it?

I was thinking of an othello cake because it's somewhat soft and creamy, but i'm open to other ideas.

>> No.8045086
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8045086

How the fuck fat are you that you're seriously considering putt a cake in a blender?

Just stick some sugar and non-airy creamer into some shitty vanilla frou-frou tea you beached whale of a man.

>> No.8045136

>>8045057
starting a post with 'so' when there is no need.

go back to r.eddit you fucking faggot

>> No.8045205

>>8045136
>phone poster can't even use greentext or capitalization

No anon, you are the faggot.

>> No.8045293

>>8045086
That seems like a lot of work
I thought i could just blend it with some milk, cream or maybe chocolate milk

>> No.8045322

Tres Leches Cake

>> No.8045333

>>8045293
You could prob make a decent cheesecake milkshake if you wanted to, tho I don't know if that's what the doc meant by liquid diet

>> No.8045340

>>8045057
>So my doctor perscribed an all liquid diet

Okay important preceding clause here.

Why are you on a liquid diet?

>> No.8045415

>>8045340
>>8045340
Not relevant

>> No.8045440 [DELETED] 

There are icecreams with cake pieces. You could turn that into a milkshake or malt.

>> No.8045448

>>8045415
incredibly relevant you handitard
stick to broths and gelatin before you shit all over your practitioner

>> No.8045733

>>8045448
If it's liquid anyway why does it matter?

>> No.8045753

>>8045733
your dr should let you die you fucking faggot

>> No.8045762

>>8045733
This is why we need to know why you are on a liquid diet
>Is your jaw wired shut because you broke it?
Then no, it doesn't matter as long as it's liquid
>Is your doctor trying to get you to lose weight? >Is your doctor trying to get you on a controlled diet?
Then yes, it fucking matters because you are trying to drink a goddamn cake and that may not be what your doctor envisioned you consuming on you liquid diet.

>> No.8045797

Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.

>> No.8045994

>Liquid diet

Surgery related?

>> No.8046055

>>8045057

make mousse jello or pudding if you want a dessert.

Anything can be blended with the right amount of water or preperation

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>> No.8046138

>>8045415
>Not relevant

Just buy a box of caffeine pills at 7-11 and down them all at once if you're gonna blow your fucking heart out.

>> No.8046842

>>8045057
Funnel cake from the nearest state fair, of course

>> No.8046862

>>8045057
Just eat milkshake or pudding. There's no need to blend a cake

>> No.8046882
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>what cake would be the best option, if i had to blend it?

None.

Instead, you take the cake ingredients themselves and blend those. That way you don't lose any cake flavor while while it goes up a straw and down your fat ass.

>> No.8046906

Why not blend some key lime pie?

Maybe add some vodka or gin too

>> No.8046964

anyone else think that othello cake looks really good?

>> No.8047844

>>8045340
my guess would be hes a fat-ass who got a gastric band put on

but being a fatty hes just going to drink 10,000 calories a day and stay the same weight.

>> No.8047850

>>8045322
underrated and only correct post.

>> No.8047857

>>8045733
I hope you get pinned by a vehicle

>> No.8047906

>>8045136
so I realized how gay you are lol kys nerd

>> No.8048000

>>8045733
Blended cake is not exactly a liquid.

>> No.8048028

>>8045057

Just drink cake batter. Problem solved.

>> No.8048075

>>8045057
If you want to drink a ton of sugar, why not just make a milkshake with a fuckton of chocolate? That way the grains of flour don't get in your way, you can add vanilla and whipped cream and icing to make it resemble a cake

>> No.8048894

>>8045205
Found the reddit phone user reddit faggot phone look how cool I am because I exclusively use 4chan and never use a phone. I don't even know what a phone is because I'm so cool.

>> No.8048905

>>8048894
Careful with that edge, retard.

>> No.8050383

>>8045057
I'd blend a Black Forest cake.

Chocolate,
Whipped Cream,
Cherries
And a generous does of German Kirschwasse.

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>>8045057
cheesecake