/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8044990]

what is the thinking man's soda pop?

[Anonymous No.8044997]

>>8044990
Dr. Pepper & Pepsi Max

[Anonymous No.8045000]

>>8044990
sun drop

[Anonymous No.8045004]

Thinking men don't call it pop

[Anonymous No.8045011]

[Anonymous No.8045038]

>>8044990

Don't call it soda pop or else you're going to get raped

[Anonymous No.8045041]

Thinking men don't poison themselves with liquid candy.

[Anonymous No.8045080]

>>8045011
mah fucking nigga

where is the red cola though?

[Anonymous No.8045083]

Pmax is the pop for thinking men and patricians

[Anonymous No.8045262]

I really, REALLY like root beer. Shame you don't get it much in the UK.

[Anonymous No.8045290]

{insert irn bru and "im scottish" reference here}

[Anonymous No.8045389]

>>8044990
something a kid would spit out immediately because of the strong characteristic flavor. indian tonic or some other chinin flavored drink i'd say.

[Anonymous No.8045397]

Barrie's Red Cola!

Sparkling, Tasty and Refreshing. A great companion on any adventure!

[Anonymous No.8045399]

>>8045389
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinine

[Anonymous No.8045407]

only one choice out there is Moxie. Thinking men like me aren't worth it when it comes to choosing all the kiddy "pop" this generation has, especially Coke, which actually used to be made with real cocaine in my days before it became nothing more than the literal sugar water we have today!!

[Anonymous No.8045413]

>>8045389
is that oleander water you talking about?

[Anonymous No.8045417]

>>8045413
*oledenlandia

[Anonymous No.8045460]

>>8045413
>oledenlandia
no, but similar. just like oldenlandia, quinine is also a herbal medicine ingredient used in softdrinks, bittergourd would be another famous example.

[Anonymous No.8045487]

A tonic... for my gin.
Also, thinking men do not call it pop, thqt nigger tounge

[Anonymous No.8045515]

[Anonymous No.8045557]

>>8044990
Birch beer

[Anonymous No.8045586]

>>8045080
I can take or leave it.

[Anonymous No.8045597]

Dr. Pepper with added vanilla and cherry flavoring from a fountain machine.

Nothing is better.

[Anonymous No.8045624]

>>8044990
Root beer.

[Anonymous No.8045626]

>>8044990
Mixed with gin.

[Anonymous No.8045630]

>>8045597
I get that every time I go to a Subway, and it kinda tastes like a shitty version of pic related.

When they bring this shit back I might actually weep with joy

[Anonymous No.8045764]

>>8044990
none obviously

[Anonymous No.8045768]

Champ's Cola

[Anonymous No.8046934]

>>8044990
I dunno, maybe NONE OF THEM?
https://youtu.be/dBnniua6-oM

[Anonymous No.8046963]

>>8044990

For me, it's the diet mcchicken

[Anonymous No.8048887]

tonic water + syrup + flavours of your choice

[Ruby !Sempai.oWA No.8048907]

>>8044990

The "thinking man's" soda is one that you won't find in a store, but must get made fresh in a cafe -- Italian sodas. You get some sort of flavored syrup, like strawberry or vanilla, add ice and club soda, optionally add whipped cream and half and half, and call it a day. Not all cafes carry them, but enough of them do, and it is worth looking around town to see which ones will short you on the syrup or do a poor job of stirring the damn thing, and which ones know how to make it right.

Of course, you could make one at home, but I'd say it's not quite the same experience.

>>8045041

We all have to have one poison in life. I don't do drugs, I don't smoke cigarettes or even drink much of any alcohol. If I'm going to have one thing to slowly kill me, it's going to be soda.

[Anonymous No.8048915]

>>8044990
RC Cola
>pop
And fuck off Wisconsin

[Ruby !Sempai.oWA No.8048918]

>>8048907

Oh, and adding onto this, if you do decide to make one at home, make it with 7-up or sprite instead of club soda.

[Anonymous No.8048927]

Cheerwine is the only acceptable answer

[Anonymous No.8048934]

>>8044990
The only soda I'll stoop to.

[Anonymous No.8049048]

>>8045515
Well, that sounds terrible.

[Anonymous No.8049055]

>>8048934
I just fucking opened this thread to post this anon

I would share one with you, but only if it ISN'T the pomegranate one

[Anonymous No.8049320]

[Anonymous No.8049529]

The thinking man's pop is mingus dew.
Did nobody here watch sealab?!

[Anonymous No.8049602]

>>8044990
Like are you not directly referencing this?? >>8049529 I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

[Anonymous No.8049660]

>>8045515
fuck off grandma

[Anonymous No.8049682]

>>8044990
coca-cola in a glass bottle.

>>8045004
also this.

[Anonymous No.8049689]

>>8044997
Dr Pepper is literally plebbiit: the soda

[Anonymous No.8049839]

>>8048934
Fun fact: You can't find this flavor anywhere in Italy.

[Anonymous No.8049845]

>>8049839
How is that relevant?

[Anonymous No.8049857]

>>8049839
Nobody claimed you could.

[Anonymous No.8049858]

>>8048918
Fuckin triggered

[Anonymous No.8049862]

Thinking man thinking: water, carbonic acid, tons of sugar, artificial flavor .. hmm.
Nah, I'll stick to water.

[Anonymous No.8049871]

>>8048934
Enjoy your diabetes you fucking degenerate.

[Anonymous No.8049872]

>>8048934
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE. I refuse to spend money on nice things or even necessities but this shit right here is worth every fucking penny. You guys need to stop making these goddamn threads and start drinking San Pellegrino

[Anonymous No.8049952]

>not drinking artisinal colas

plebs

[Anonymous No.8050029]

>>8044990

[Anonymous No.8050051]

>>8050029
Robbaz? Is that you?

[Anonymous No.8050064]

>>8044990
Coffee

[Anonymous No.8050245]

[Anonymous No.8050365]

>>8044990
Ginger ale

[Anonymous No.8051360]

>>8049952
i got some throwbacks today a bubble up, a lemon, an orange & cream, and a glass bottle coke for slow cooking.

>>8050365
ginger ales and beers are great. post your favorites.

[Anonymous No.8051506]

Dr. Pepper is the drink of intellectuals, OP

[Anonymous No.8051519]

All other answers are objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.8051547]

>>8045630
what the fuck is that abomination

[Anonymous No.8051549]

>>8051519
My nigga, vanilla is so fucking good

[Anonymous No.8051553]

>>8044990
As someone else already said, the answer is ginger ale

[Anonymous No.8051610]

>>8051360
It's Seagrams or nothin' for me
>i drink them at room temperature
AIN'T NO REST

[Anonymous No.8051756]

>>8051553
this tbqh it seagrams also has 25% less sugar and calories then regular

[Anonymous No.8051761]

>>8044990
Proper ginger beer.

[Anonymous No.8051782]

>>8044990

[Anonymous No.8051788]

>>8044990
Coke and Cherry Coke. The rest is irrelevant but good in their own ways.

[Anonymous No.8051799]

>>8051782
came here to post this

[Anonymous No.8052396]

>>8045389
>something a kid would spit out immediately because of the strong characteristic flavor.

Got you SENPAI

[Anonymous No.8052407]

I'm serious.

[Anonymous No.8052504]

>>8045004

Flyover.

[Anonymous No.8052524]

>>8052396
Chinotto is GOAT

[Anonymous No.8052538]

[Anonymous No.8052548]

>>8044990
Taking with you on aircraft not recommended.

[Anonymous No.8052550]

coke in a glass bottle ya dingus

[Anonymous No.8052637]

[Anonymous No.8053136]

>>8044990

[Anonymous No.8053157]

>>8052637
Dr. Hy Vee blows these all out of the water

[Anonymous No.8053234]

dr pepper

it's a soda that literally has a doctorate you can't get much more thinking than that

[Anonymous No.8053238]

>>8053136
/thread

[Anonymous No.8053323]

>>8049529
>not Bebop Cola

[Anonymous No.8053343]

I forgot that I wanted to import some mezzo mix until I read this thread.

>>8052637
I wonder if this guy actually drank all these.

[Anonymous No.8054046]

Pepsi Co.'s 1893 Ginger Cola

desu baka sempai fambily teee beee acheay

[Anonymous No.8054063]

>>8044990
Let me give you a tip if you want the real answer. I don't drink soda at all, but if a thinking man were to drink any sodas they would be, in no order:
Sunkist
Ginger Ale
Fresca

[Anonymous No.8054074]

>>8048934
>>8053136
I think these two pretty much sum up any kind of soda a "thinking man" would drink.

If we're being honest with ourselves here though, the real "thinking man's" soda is probably gin or whiskey

[Anonymous No.8054077]

>>8052637
Mr. Pibb?

[Anonymous No.8054689]

> 4th grade
> kids notice teacher drinking cream soda
> saying they all prefer Sprite or root beer or something
> say I love cream soda
> he overheard and applauded my good taste
> next day I open my desk
> cold cream soda next to my crayons
> thank him immediately
> he shrugs it off
> parents got him some decent beer as a gift when I left elementary school
> two years later
> in some writing class
> have to perform plays to elementary students
> see him in passing in the hallway
> "you can stop by after school and talk about how things have been going"
> when my mom picks me up I mention it
> "maybe some other time anon we're busy"
> 4 years later
> "So sad to see Mr. Heffner pass away so suddenly at the age of 35! He is remembered by his wife and two daughters."

[Anonymous No.8054767]

[Anonymous No.8054780]

Ginger ale with cranberry juice

[Anonymous No.8054915]

Water

[Anonymous No.8054925]

>>8044990
Water

[Anonymous No.8054928]

[Anonymous No.8054930]

>>8045487
Pop is a British colloquialism

[Anonymous No.8054931]

>>8044990
obviously mountain dew is the intellectual's sodypop of choice

[Anonymous No.8054940]

>>8052538
BASED

[Anonymous No.8054943]

[Anonymous No.8054965]

>>8044990
ES