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8035721 No.8035721 [Reply] [Original]

I ate 2 pounds of jellybeans in the span of about 20 minutes today.

What's going to happen to me? Anyone else ever done something similar to this and lived? Please give survivor stories.

>> No.8035734

>>8035721
You'll be fine unless you have diabetes. Don't do it again unless you want to be a fat fuck.

>> No.8035746

>>8035721
You'll either run around until you barf, or end up sitting on the toilet shitting rainbows. Oddly enough, it's your choice.

>> No.8035804

>>8035746
Well, it's been several hours and nothing like that yet. I feel very nauseous though. I ate a couple apples hopefully that'll balance it out. I suspect I will wake up in the middle of the night to face my punishment.

>> No.8035813

>>8035721
You're gonna turn into a big, giant jellybean.

>> No.8035891

>>8035804
>consumes more calories
ok robert

>> No.8035905

>>8035804
Apples aren't the solution, jalapeño are.

>> No.8035914

>>8035721
You're going to slowly transform into the easter bunny over the next several hours.

>> No.8035921

>>8035721
Yoy are going to wake up tomorrow with a really strong heart burn but other than that nothing much