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Shart in the Mart General Shart Simpson Sat Aug 27 15:46:40 2016 No.8034382 [DELETED]

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Why do Americans shit themselves in grocery stores?
Is it a junk food diet and beetus medication that upsets their bowels?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 15:48:37 2016 No.8034394 File: 99 KB, 790x827, paUjwTu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sometimes you gotta shit, you know

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 15:48:40 2016 No.8034395 >>8034382 >showing pics of old people shitting their pants >americans only bruh, old people shit themselves in every country on Earth. Get real nigga.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 15:51:54 2016 No.8034407 >>8034382 It's a guaranteed right written into the constitution.

Anonymous Sat Aug 27 15:52:24 2016 No.8034411

>>8034382

I drank about a pint of coffee the other day to stay awake and about two days later I shit whilst sitting at my computer. Thought it was going to be a fart and just came out as shart.

I was actually pretty embarrassed even though no one would ever know. I was surprised too. Never happened before that. I'm not a regular coffee drinker either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:01:51 2016 No.8034454 File: 266 KB, 710x459, burger-king-299-muffin-sandwich-breakfast-combo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anal seepage, OP. It's usually due to eating something fatty and downing some caffeine with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:09:47 2016 No.8034488 HOURLY YUROPOOR OBSESSION THREAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:12:22 2016 No.8034500 Americans are the only people that talk about getting diarrhea after going out to eat like it's no fucking big deal. "Oh yeah, whenever I go to taco ball my ass explodes on the next day." It's like they do not know it's not supposed to be this way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:12:31 2016 No.8034501 >>8034454 This I've also found it's common in deli's where the meat isn't cooked properly

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:14:57 2016 No.8034515 >>8034382 Most likely homosexuals. Your anus weakens as you get older anyway. Combine that with ass pounding, and it's even worse

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:17:48 2016 No.8034524 >>8034488 >>8034488 HOURLY SHARTMART DEFECATION APPRECIATION

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:18:39 2016 No.8034530 File: 78 KB, 1000x1000, 1415191185353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8034382 I must say, your a retard but I love the title and your trip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:19:18 2016 No.8034532 >>8034530 >trip

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:19:38 2016 No.8034534 >>8034488 Morbid curiosity is not obsession beetus boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:21:07 2016 No.8034541 >>8034488 Morbid curiosity is not obsession beetus boy. Americans are like a car crash.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:22:52 2016 No.8034544 >>8034500 I thought that south park episode with chipotle was made up but americans are really like that and it's hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 16:23:04 2016 No.8034545 >>8034530 *you're ftfy, retard. Also, I don't see a trip.

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