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8032596 No.8032596 [Reply] [Original]

Just ate an entire one of these at once.

It's been 30 minutes and my butthole already feels like it's gonna rupture

>> No.8032606
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But was it worth it?

>> No.8032615

>>8032606
No. No it was not

>> No.8032619

>>8032615
What's inside one of this cans? Is it actual ham or spam?

>> No.8032635

>>8032619
I really don't know. It's a pink, slimy blob the same shape as the can. Every bite disgusted me

>> No.8032639

>>8032619

>>8032619
Budget spam. It's a gut bomb for pork faggots.

>> No.8032705

>Just ate an entire one of these at once.
>Every bite disgusted me

Why?

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>>8032615
>>8032635

>> No.8032814

>>8032596
OP here with an update, just filled the toilet with liquid shit. I think I had a solid spray for 30 full seconds. After that there was a few solid chunks. Pretty sure there will be a second impact soon

How can this be sold as food?

Why did I eat it?

>> No.8032818

>>8032596
But it's "premium", it says it right there

>> No.8033898

>be drunk as a skunk student just arrived in dorm
>grill slices of shitty offbrand spam in pan
>put slices on plate
>sling plate off table by accident
>start sorting out shards of ceramic and picking up slices with fork, full of dust particles that grind between my teeth
>later throw up in the sink

Livin the dream

>> No.8033937

>>8033898
>start sorting out shards of ceramic and picking up slices with fork, full of dust particles that grind between my teeth

This hits really close to home. I was in a bad way once and almost totally broke, I didn't have a filling meal for days. I spent the last 10 dollars I had on a bunch of spicy nuggets and fries from Wendy's. I just wanted it so fucking bad, I didn't care about the next day.

I accidentally knocked the bag over while sitting down and dumped all the nuggets and fries all over my carpet. Covered in cat hair. Spent 5 or 10 minutes trying to pick it all off. I think that was the most emotionally hurt I've been in years.

>> No.8033988

>>8033937
Take that as a lesson to clean your fuckin' carpet.

>> No.8034019

>>8033937
>carpet
Fucking disgusting. I bet you wear your shoes inside too, ugh.

>> No.8034116

>>8032619
Its like spam if you didn't grind all the pork in spam into one uniform texture and kept some real pieces of ham in it.

I think the variation in texture quality makes it more interesting.

>> No.8034145

>hahaha ruptured butthole xD!!!!!11!!

What is with this board's obsession with shit?

>> No.8034152

do americans really eat this?

>> No.8034343

>>8032596
the Danes sold this as a joke to Americans right?

>> No.8034389

in hawaii they eat spam-burgers instead of cheese-burgers, for real, they have like a slice of spam on top of the beef patty

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>>8032814
>how can this be sold as food?
poor people
>why did I eat it?
see above.

>> No.8034521

>>8032814
>how can this be sold as food
You don't normally eat the entire can at once by yourself
>>8034389
Made this, thinly sliced fried spam is pretty much cheapo bacon

>> No.8034571

>>8034343
Yup.
We eat all the good pork ourselves.