/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8016420]

What is the essential /autistcore/ for food?

[Anonymous No.8016421]

Pretty much any breaded common foods

[Anonymous No.8016424]

tendies
tater tots
grilled cheese sandwiches with the crusts cut off
lunchables
doritos
hot pockets
chicken nuggers
funyuns
their own jizzum

[Anonymous No.8016426]

>>8016420
fish sticks

[Anonymous No.8016503]

>>8016424
degreased cheese pizza

[Anonymous No.8016506]

Spaghetti bolognese

[Anonymous No.8016513]

Mountain Dew

[Anonymous No.8016514]

turkey sandwiches

[Anonymous No.8016515]

blue steak

[Anonymous No.8016520]

>>8016420
western snack foods eaten with chopsticks

[Anonymous No.8016979]

Boogers, their own fingernails and chicken tenders

[Anonymous No.8016984]

>>8016420
Potatoes.
My god, I love them any way they're cooked.

[Anonymous No.8018224]

>>8016420
'dines and beans my autismo friend, 'dines and beans.

[Anonymous No.8018312]

>>8016520
12 chopsticks..

[Anonymous No.8018332]

>>8016520
I do this sometimes because I don't want my fingers getting greasy when I'm snacking while shitposting desu

[Anonymous No.8018343]

>>8016979
Boogers are fucking tasty. Is there any way to get more boogers or influence their taste?

[Anonymous No.8019447]

I have an autistic friend that eats sushi and Lunchables religiously.

[Anonymous No.8019458]

>>8016506
Pasta bolognese is great when made at home, but every waiter should have a licence to kill anyone who orders it at a restaurant on the spot. Bullet to the head and goodbye Mr. Autismo.

[Anonymous No.8019466]

>>8018343
a light touch of pepper adds to their salty sweet taste I find.

[Anonymous No.8019485]

>>8016424
as a person with autism
I hate hot pockets and chicken nuggets. That shit is for people who "think" they are picky eaters, but are nothing more than just common american trash.

[Anonymous No.8019546]

>>8016424
Actual autist here, I eat none of those things and typically grill or pan fry my food. Almost never need to bake or deep fry anything.
While my tastes are narrow, the only staple dollar store foods I eat are ramen and $4 red baron pizzas.
I usually buy onions, green peppers, eggs, ziti pasta, tomatoes, ancient red sweet peppers, ground beef, potatoes, fresh green beans (seasonal), deli ham, cheese and sometimes bread and I take it from there.

The misconception you make is that we have friends/responsibilities and couldn't possibly have 16-18 hours a day to cook for ourselves.
The shit you listed is food stamp tier and too expensive for everyday consumption. When 20 days of autism bucks every month goes to your rent, you really can't afford to fuck around with anything but what I listed.
I can't even buy new shoes and this nigga thinks I'm going to spend $12 a pound on hot pockets when ground beef is $3.36 a pound.

[Anonymous No.8019555]

>>8019546
>I can't even buy new shoes and this nigga thinks I'm going to spend $12 a pound on hot pockets when ground beef is $3.36 a pound.
Now this is that autism that I can get into. This is that Dorf Fort autism. This is that autism that I like.

[Anonymous No.8019558]

>>8016503
Ulillillia has OCD. He is not autistic.

[Anonymous No.8019600]

>>8016420
My son eats mostly mash potato's and peas because we can't trust him not to choke on his food.

[Anonymous No.8019611]

>>8016503
>>8019558
He's right. The effort or even thought of degreasing pizza is beyond autism.

>>8019447
Lunchables are pretty autistic.

[Anonymous No.8019688]

Fuck you guys, lunchables are convenient

[Anonymous No.8019719]

>>8016420
Hamburger Helper with no hamburger (part 1/2)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wlZd9YSuDg

[Anonymous No.8019812]

>>8019719
Cheesy noodles?

[Anonymous No.8019875]

>>8016506
>>8019458

actual diagnosed full on autist here. can confirm this. i eat pasta bolognese exclusively and if someone fucks with my food i become suicidal.

[Anonymous No.8019884]

degreased pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o66JhNsFxdw

[Anonymous No.8019891]

>>8019558
I've got bad news for you son.