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8013037 No.8013037 [Reply] [Original]

Yuck

>take classic iconic popular beverage
>re-release it
>add 2016's paragraph of ingredients including HFCS
>ruin it

fuck you pepsi

>> No.8013060

>>8013037
>ruin it
Crystal Pepsi had a horrible aftertaste in the 90's. This doesn't, therefore it's better. Also why the fuck are you expecting healthy ingredients in a soda

>> No.8013074

It's carbonated sugar liquid, get over yourself

>> No.8013130

>>8013037
It tastes fine to me, nigger. If you're this concerned about what's in your drink, you shouldn't be drinking soda in the first place.

>> No.8013518

>>8013060
>>8013074
>>8013130

I wish one of you faggots would 1v1 me IRL id fucking bite your dicks off

>> No.8013814

>>8013037

Where the hell can you even find this shit? Not a single grocery store, liqour store or gas station within 60 Miles of my house has new Crystal Pepsi.

>> No.8013825 [DELETED] 

>>8013518
haha yeah I'd probably cum in your mouth first but like as a prank lol right after I suck your dick as a joke haha not me but a friend lol

>> No.8013828 [DELETED] 

>>8013825
>>8013518
Lmao I'd probably let both of you fuck me in the ass. That'd be hilarious, you stupid faggots

>> No.8013830

I had a bottle the other day. It was ok if you like things that aren't very good.

>> No.8013834

I can't remember what it tasted like before but the new one is not something I'd ever want to drink again. I think they intentionally made it bad as a meme.

>> No.8013840 [DELETED] 

>>8013825
haha same but i'd probably out out your ass and sniff your balls and suck on your taint haha as a joke

>> No.8013843 [DELETED] 

>>8013840
Haha yeah man I'd totally stroke your hair and look into your eyes while I tell you how much you mean to me, and ask you to never leave me. Hahaha you faggot

>> No.8013850 [DELETED] 

>>8013843
haha i'm getting kind of stiff thinking about that isn't that hilarious

>> No.8013854 [DELETED] 

>>8013843
Dude, crossing the line. At lease end your confession with a peck on the lips you fucking homo lol

>> No.8013860 [DELETED] 

>>8013850
That's fucking funny hahaha

>>8013854
Haha i wouldn't be able to stop myself bro hahaha you're so gay

>> No.8013864 [DELETED] 

>>8013860
rofl idiot haha hit me up if you're in london lol queer

>> No.8013869 [DELETED] 

>>8013864
Hahaha I'm buying the ticket right now just to laugh at your gay face wwwwwwwww

>> No.8014650

>>8013814

They have a locator on their site, I found mines at a Stater Bros, in those little mini fridges near the checkout

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8014653

>still drinking candy

>> No.8014877

>>8013814
Walmart Neighborhood Market grocery store (Probably any normal Walmart too this is just where I found it).

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>>8013037

>classic iconic popular beverage

You mean the beverage that has been heralded as the biggest flop of an ad campaign any beverage company has ever endured?

Crystal pepsi is only known today because of how much of a monumental failure it was in the 90s. It hit the market with overly aggressive advertising, lasted but a few months, and left. It was the beverage equivalent of that kid that came to school in a sonic costume.

Pepsi was just trying to capitalize on a meme after that guy videotaped himself drinking an original crystal pepsi and vomiting it back up.

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8016351

Best citrus sodas available, with mild sweetness and tastes pretty natural. I'd suck some major cock for some of these baddies

>> No.8016479

>>8016320
Actually "New Coke" (and I'm probably more a fan of coke products though i don't hate pepsi ill buy that too) is probably the bigger marketing failure.

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>>8013037
I had it hen it was first released, was not good then. it was never iconic.
bought and tried it again, local family dollar has in stock, still not good. had a bad aftertaste then has a bad aftertaste now

>> No.8016588

>>8013814

I found it at Target

>> No.8016756

>tfw it's apparently available in canada but I haven't seen it at any grocery store. Is it a myth that it exists?
Not at Co Op
Not at Safeway
Not at Sobeys
Not at Superstore
Not at Mac's

>> No.8017405

God, I love crystal Pepsi

>> No.8017438

>>8013814
Found it in Shoprite, isn't on the regular soda shelves though it's in those little pepsi fridges at the registers.

>> No.8017623

>>8016756
Shoppers and 7/11 are the places I've seen it

>> No.8019011

>>8017623
Never seen it in a Sevy

>> No.8019070

>>8019011
A Sevy Elevy?

>> No.8019085

>>8013037
>Consuming American "food"
You deserve this

>> No.8019203

>>8017623
>>8019011
>>8019070

I've never even been in a 7/11 before my area don't have them. Circle K and stuff are around more.

>> No.8019210

>>8013814
>23 different stores selling it within 10 minutes of my house.

>> No.8019319

Pepsi switched to HFCS in the 80s. I'm pretty damn sure 90s Crystal Pepsi was already using it.