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>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

>> No.8010406

>>8010403
these work out better when you don't post them so often

>> No.8010455

>>8010406
Wrong.
I chuckle everytime I see them.

>> No.8010479
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8010479

For me, it is the Mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>> No.8010485

>>8010403
Memes aside I had a whopper with cheese today and that shit was great. Orgssm inducing.

>> No.8010495

>>8010485
Was that because it created a gigantic turd that got stuck against your prostate as you were squeezing it out?

>> No.8010500

>>8010403

the slogan on that WHOPPER® wrapper is only used in Quebec - "je préfère le Goût de Burger King".

>> No.8010501

>>8010495
No it's because I fucked your mom in the pooper

>> No.8010508

Fuck.

I want a burger now.

Fuck y'all.

>> No.8010510

>>8010501
Fucking my mom in the pooper is not the same as eating a whopper. She's not creamy, meaty or value for money.

>> No.8010516

>>8010403
I'm a drunk who occasionally shits up ck for humorous replies to my bullshit threads, and I would have been ashamed to type the bullshit you did.

>> No.8010522

>>8010510
Well she let me have it my way so close enough

>> No.8010546

>>8010522
Sure it wasn't the cheese?

>> No.8010575

>>8010406
I haven't posted this in months

>> No.8010589

>>8010403
>They don't let black people touch your food
They actually got rid of the BKs in my area. gotta drive pretty far to get to one. Chinese people don't like burgers I guess. I was preferential to the whoppers. And their Fry recipe was on point.

>> No.8010601
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8010601

>tfw pseudo-shilling has become a meme
this is it
this is the end

>> No.8010604

>Look, ma, he posted it again!

>> No.8010623

>>8010601
Burger King has transcended shilling. The deluciousness is truly Imperial.