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Do house geckos taste good? What can you do with them?

>> No.8002454

Kinda looks like a newt. If you char it, it will heal both HP and MP by 5.

>> No.8002567

>>8002445

eat it's tail and it'll increase your grip meter

>> No.8002803

>>8002445
You can brew a transmogrifying potion
You need:
Eye of House Gecko
Leaf from Tomato Plant(Nightshade standin)
A tear from a large man
The bile from a cat's liver

>> No.8002815

>>8002803
>A tear from a large man

Just got to remove his mask.

>> No.8002881
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8002881

Don't eat him, he can save you money on your car insurance.

>> No.8002897

>>8002454
if only real life were lufia

>> No.8002935

>>8002445
I don't know if geckos are good but I once ate lizards...

>Going to camping in the forest with some friends.
>Walking for hours.
>Find a comfy place near a river.
>A big bag of weed and another of mushrooms.
>Around the fire.
>We ate the mushshrooms.
>Holy fuck, I'm high.
>Seeing strange creatures near the river.
>I decide to look closer and for no reason I go into the river.
>What are you doing bro?!
>I'm hunting the dinner you mongs.
>Finally get out from the river with no dinner, obviously.
>We have dehydrated food anyway.
>So high, we ate all the dehydrated food in one night.
>Morning.
>We finally decide to go home in the morning.
>Walking for hours.
>Oh I haven't see this tree before...
>We realize that we are fucking lost, with no phones (in the car) and no food, fortunately we have water.
>We ate the remaining mushrooms and smoke joints to get courage to find the end of this green trap.
>Bad idea.
>More walking, fucking tired and hungry.
>High as fuck.
>Hey! Look a lizard! Oh lizards everywhere!
>I wonder if they are good when cooked...
>Friend: I'm a true survivor I don't need to cook this shit.
>He ate the lizard still alive, awful and disgusting.
>We make a fire then cook the 20 others lizards we got in the camping pan.
>They was crunchy and tasty.
>Keeping walking, after 4 hours we find a road.
>Saved.jpg

>> No.8002976

Put them in your cats dinner bowl.

>> No.8002997

Well, if nothing else you can probably do with them what you can do with any small animal.

Cut off or crush their heads to kill them, put their bodies on a stick and roast them over an open fire.

If you don't have a fireplace or anything like that on hand.

If you don't, cut open and spread apart the ribcage blood eagle style, and just fry them in a pan. Pepper and salt to taste, I guess. No idea what house geckoes taste like, we don't have them in the states.

>> No.8003662

>>8002445
Has it really gotten that bad in Venezuela?

>> No.8003682

>>8002445
My cat seems to like them and he will only eat fancy feast.
Take that however you want.

>> No.8003691

>>8002935
I don't think it is very safe to eat raw reptile, you might get the Knahaten Flu

>> No.8003696

I think reptiles have salmonella.

>> No.8003700

>>8002997
we do, in Texas at least, I find them from time to time creeping around the house

>> No.8003813

>>8002454

I love you.

>> No.8003822
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>>8002881
woa that "art" is crazy good

>> No.8004470

>>8002445
>house geckos

What kind of 3rd world shithole do you live you have geckos wondering into your house

>> No.8004493

>>8002935
You have been posting this story a lot in this board lately
Please stop

>> No.8004494

>>8004470
They're in the US, you know. They're native to the Mediterranean, particularly Turkey, Greece and Italy.
They're nice and keep your house clear of bugs, but they tend to shit in the corner, which is gross.

>> No.8004504

>>8004494
Is it illegal to catch them to keep as pets?

>> No.8004514

>>8004504
I would guess that it might be, depending on where you live. They can be fast little fuckers, though, and can squeeze themselves into places you'd never expect them to be able to. Good luck, though, if you wanna try to catch one. They usually just scamper off before you get anywhere near them.

>> No.8004838

>>8003682
Fancy feast is garbage your cat has pleb taste

>> No.8005123

Leave them alone senpai...please don't hurt lizards, they have tiny skeletons.

>> No.8005140

>eating geckos
They literally did nothing wrong. So why eat them?

>> No.8005142

>>8004514
some creatures you don't catch. This is one you would trap.

>> No.8007475

>>8005140
i dont eat things out of revenge m8

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8008897

Lizard tail soup

>> No.8009306

>>8002567
Colossal advice my dog

>> No.8009332

>>8002815
10/10

>> No.8009940

>>8002881
Almost didn't recognize Asa without a dick in all of her holes

>> No.8011192

>>8003822

they changed the recipe of that shit and made it sweeter and it tastes like shit now compared to what it used to taste like

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>>8002454
Fpbp