Lock me up

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Lock me up Anonymous Tue Aug 16 20:18:40 2016 No.7994806 [Reply] [Original]

>Recipe say to preheat the oven to 350 F
>I don't
What are some crazy things you do, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 20:20:43 2016 No.7994819 >"Enjoy!" >I don't

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 20:21:17 2016 No.7994826 Whenever I drink milk I put some cereal in the glass first for added flavor and texture

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 20:31:51 2016 No.7994882 >>7994819 >>7994826 Devilish!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 20:38:13 2016 No.7994908 >told not cellar beer >do it anyway TRY AND STOP ME!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:35:09 2016 No.7995331 File: 340 KB, 300x186, haters spy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe calls for dry cups >I use liquid cup measure

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:49:15 2016 No.7995370 >shake well >I shake it poorly

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 22:50:59 2016 No.7995375 >>7994806 >Butter on only the inside of a grilled cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:19:22 2016 No.7995484 >>7994908 >>7995331 >>7995370 >>7995375 I'm calling the police, /ck/!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:21:32 2016 No.7995493 >recipe says to chill for thirty minutes >I contemplate all of my past cringe and have an anxiety attack instead I BLEED IT OUT DIG IT DEEPER JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:33:07 2016 No.7995547 >>7995493 Why so Blue anon. Is not October yet...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:36:52 2016 No.7995553 File: 46 KB, 364x375, tv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe says to sieve flour >I don't ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:37:52 2016 No.7995558 >Do not put in Microwave >Put it in anyway HONKA HONKA

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:40:05 2016 No.7995562 >>7995558 that's not funny, my brother died that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:42:46 2016 No.7995577 File: 65 KB, 800x480, jared_joker_leto-wallpaper-800x480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7995562 DID MOM FREAK?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:44:21 2016 No.7995586 >let stand 5 minutes before serving >fuck that I got places to be

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:46:42 2016 No.7995596 >test it to see if finished >don't test it and say it's finished anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:48:04 2016 No.7995600 >Purchase Truss Tomatoes >Put them through the self serve checkout as Field Tomatoes AHAHAHAHAHA YOUR STOCK LEVELS ARE GOING TO BE INCORRECT BY A SLIGHT AND INSIGNIFICANT MARGIN

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 16 23:49:15 2016 No.7995604 >Cut into pieces, serve, and enjoy! :) >dont do any of that LIGHTS CAMERA LONELINESS

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 04:52:54 2016 No.7996316 >Rice-a-Roni box tells me to cover the pan and let it simmer for 15 minutes >don't cover the pan and put it on medium low for 18 minutes

Anonymous Wed Aug 17 05:50:34 2016 No.7996452

>microwave ice cream before eating it

>recipe calls for white onion
>use purple instead

>get subpar service at restaurant
>tip anyway

Here's one I did earlier
>get to bottom of Jerky bag
>small packet inside says "Do not consume"
>eat it anywggggvcbgfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 14:30:25 2016 No.7997563 >>7996452 M A D D N E S S A D D N E S S

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 14:53:55 2016 No.7997637 >Melt chocolate gently over double boiler >I just nuke it until melted

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 14:58:44 2016 No.7997654 File: 45 KB, 174x174, 1454381314585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >refrigerate leftovers >just throw it out instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 15:06:43 2016 No.7997678 >>7997637 I've lost count the times I've had to do that when working at a fondue restaurant. .

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 17 23:49:43 2016 No.7999380 >>7997637 Are you me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:14:06 2016 No.8000497 >>7994806 So do you just throw whatever you made in a cold oven and expect it to somehow cook?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:15:13 2016 No.8000498 File: 12 KB, 200x202, 1470841369177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7994806 can't believe this meme is on here aswell. top keek

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:21:21 2016 No.8000510 >use a heavy base pot >use what I have which isn't heavy don't know how i managed to pull through

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 07:25:28 2016 No.8000518 >>8000498 >memes are muh funny internet pictures. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:00:33 2016 No.8002728 >>8000498 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:13:52 2016 No.8002757 >>7997637 Does this even make a difference in the chocolate? More evenly heated if boiled?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:16:38 2016 No.8002762 >>7994806 >10 servings in one package >Eat everything in a single serving, leave nothing >10 servings

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:18:23 2016 No.8002766 >>7995493 Best one in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:19:39 2016 No.8002771 >never leave the kitchen with oil on the stove >make peepee while it heats up

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:21:13 2016 No.8002775 >>7994806 >Ramen says to add one package of flavor after boiling >I add two Somebody try to stop me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:23:03 2016 No.8002782 File: 176 KB, 600x600, 1471031717726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8002771

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 19:25:05 2016 No.8002789 >>7994806 >Mom asks me to start eating healthier >Go to McDonalds and ask for a salad with grilled chicken and only one package of dressing instead Fuck you mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 20:03:47 2016 No.8002927 File: 182 KB, 1680x1050, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8002775 but where do you get the second packet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 20:10:53 2016 No.8002953 I went berserk and left egg salad out on the counter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 20:30:50 2016 No.8003031 >>7994806 >parents tell me to wash the dishes >just put them all in the trash MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 23:07:58 2016 No.8003595 >>8002953 Did you died?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 18 23:15:18 2016 No.8003622 >>8002927 I had it with me all along

Anonymous Thu Aug 18 23:21:34 2016 No.8003646
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>been an advent /v/ browser for 8 years
>go to /ck/ cuz all the Cooking with Jack threads on /v/
>go to /tv/ and all the Joker threads on /v/
>realize /ck/ and /tv/ have better memes than /v/
>spent all night in /ck/ and /tv/ rather than /v/

AM I EVEN SANE ANYMORE??

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:26:04 2016 No.8004148 >>8003646 /v/ is just for futafags. /ck/ and /tv/ are for patricians.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 02:26:37 2016 No.8004149 File: 1.51 MB, 425x481, 16b.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >conventional way is listed as the oven >use microwave

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 03:54:29 2016 No.8004262 >>7994826 That sounds like a very painful way to drink Honey Bunches of Oats.

Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:09:39 2016 No.8004280

I don't completely separate my ground beef. It's usually pretty clumpy.

I use a spatula to firmly press down on my steak in hopes of searing it faster.

I put seafood and chicken in the same grocery bag.

My life is falling to shit and I don't know how to stop it. I've contemplated suicide, but I don't have the balls to go through with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:12:52 2016 No.8004284 >>7994806 I hate this meme. I can tell it's a /tv/ meme just because of how shitty it is

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:15:18 2016 No.8004285 File: 818 KB, 400x225, 1455849888657.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >put noodles in the pot before bringing to a boil

Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:20:00 2016 No.8004292
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>saucepan
>use it to boil pasta

>instant gravy "just add boiling water"
>add granules to juices left over from roasting the chicken

>"gas mark 6 for 30 minutes"
>gas mark 4 for an hour

>grate over parmesan cheese
>use cheddar

>instant noodles
>spend 20 minutes in the kitchen

>grind coffee beans for a drip machine
>use grounds in the aeropress

I'M JUST AHEAD OF THE CURVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:20:50 2016 No.8004293 >>8004285 What, am I supposed to wait for the fucking water to have bubbles? I put my finger in it and it was pretty hot. The noodles will soften eventually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:21:08 2016 No.8004294 >>8004284 Nice blog, faglord

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:25:24 2016 No.8004299 sometimes if I feel like a madman, I cook fish sticks and biscuits at the same time. EVEN THOUGH THE TEMPERATURES AND TIMES DON'T MATCH.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:25:41 2016 No.8004302 >>8004294 Sorry, I didn't mean to ruin this top quality thread for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:26:50 2016 No.8004304 >>8004299 anarchy, anarchy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:27:38 2016 No.8004306 >>8004302 Nice apology, sorrylord

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:28:45 2016 No.8004307 >>8004306 Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:29:55 2016 No.8004309 >>8004299 REEEEEE! That's going too far, Anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:31:55 2016 No.8004313 >>8002757 Supposedly, the texture from boil heat makes the texture better than microwaved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 04:33:56 2016 No.8004318 File: 27 KB, 756x419, tmp_19763-bce-1986436287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"place on the middle shelf of a pre-heated oven" >place 2/3rds up in a pre-heated oven SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF THE CREEPS, SOMETIMES MY MIND PLAYS TRICKS ON ME

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 05:06:19 2016 No.8004355 >>8000498 >surprised that /tv/-lite also partakes in reddit memes You havin a laugh m8?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 05:30:43 2016 No.8004375 File: 38 KB, 163x224, smug (21).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe calls for measurement >i just guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 05:38:42 2016 No.8004385 >>8002762 yeah but to be fair those things are bullshit like a 200gram bag of chips is "six servings" or some shit where i live. fuck outta here

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 05:39:26 2016 No.8004386 >find container with broken seal >says not to consume if seal broken >consume anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 05:42:58 2016 No.8004393 >recipe calls for 2 teaspoons >just put in 1 extra-large teaspoon instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 05:43:12 2016 No.8004394 >>8002762 Gee, Anon, 10 servings?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 05:51:54 2016 No.8004406 >>8004355 /tv/-lite is /co/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 05:54:24 2016 No.8004412 MOOOODDDDSSSS

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 06:11:42 2016 No.8004439 >>8004393 >recipe calls for tablespoon >take the spoon from the cupboard Ahoo a ha a hee a ha ha ha ha

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 10:52:39 2016 No.8004830 >eat happy meal >still dead inside

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 10:53:10 2016 No.8004832 >>8004439 Fucking badass

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 11:53:40 2016 No.8004972 >Package says it serves 2 >eat the whole thing anyway D A R V L I S H

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 12:02:50 2016 No.8004995 >recipe says to cook on medium for 30 minutes >only cook it for 29 minutes LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 16:42:04 2016 No.8005786 >>7997654 Homeless children could have that, you monster!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 18:12:37 2016 No.8006030 File: 118 KB, 600x600, TL note ಠﭛಠ means DEVILISH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Share this recipe with your friends and family! >Print recipe off, hide under the mattress

Anonymous Fri Aug 19 18:17:52 2016 No.8006045
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>microwaving corn dog
>says to turn corndog over halfway through microwaving
>don't
>leave the corndog til it's done in the same position

D A M A G E D
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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 18:18:32 2016 No.8006047 >only buy grana padano 'cause I find it better than parmiggiano reggiano >call it "parmesan" cause it's shorter SORRY ITALIA

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 18:24:35 2016 No.8006072 Itt absolute madmen

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 18:36:29 2016 No.8006138 File: 25 KB, 510x300, five-minute-hummingbird-nectar-recipe-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >What are some crazy things you do, /ck/? Decrease the amount of sugar in a pastry recipe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 18:44:11 2016 No.8006168 >Stir halfway through >I dont INCREASE MY MEDS DOCTOR

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 18:57:58 2016 No.8006215 >>8004285 They recently done tests on this and it doesn't make any difference other than shorten the cooking time. Only autistic Italians give a shit. So feel free to throw your pasta in cold water all you like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 18:59:39 2016 No.8006220 >>8006138 You can only do this a little bit with pastry because the sugar has an alchemy component like most baking and fucking up the ratio can ruin the end result for reasons other than sweetness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 19:01:16 2016 No.8006229 File: 22 KB, 635x476, bernard_marsonek_mugshot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8006220 I know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 19:02:21 2016 No.8006238 >>8006229 MADMAN A D M A N

Anonymous Fri Aug 19 20:31:29 2016 No.8006508

>>8004313
>>8002757
Chocolate carelessly nuked in the microwave tends to become burned because of hot spots that are different for every microwave. You could carefully attempt to nuke and stir the chocolate for a few seconds at a time, but I know you're not going to do that, you impatient bastard. 30-and-burn.

If you gradually heat chocolate indirectly in a double boiler, and stir it for even application, it stays glossy and doesn't become ruined from a pervasive burned flavor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 20:35:27 2016 No.8006518 >>8006508 Also, microwaves function through heating and evaporating water. That's why you need to cover bread in a wet paper towel if you don't want the microwave to completely ruin it. With the chocolate, it just gets sad and clumpy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 20:39:24 2016 No.8006528 >>8006518 Why would i microwave bread?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 22:56:43 2016 No.8006863 File: 145 KB, 509x368, Comic God.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8006229 Sicko!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 23:10:12 2016 No.8006895 >>8006528 Sandwich. Pizza.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 19 23:16:52 2016 No.8006916 >>8004393 Close however a tablespoon is approx 3 tsp You only needed 1

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 00:08:26 2016 No.8007017 File: 114 KB, 700x437, do you feel in charge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >add boiling water to fill level >add boiling water beyond fill level ANARCHY FOR THE UK

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 02:19:08 2016 No.8007286 File: 45 KB, 640x427, bp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8006138 >Wait until completely cool before slicing >Cut it while still warm

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 02:33:11 2016 No.8007301 File: 64 KB, 766x416, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7996452 >microwaving ice cream Now that's a risky move

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 02:46:46 2016 No.8007312 File: 31 KB, 288x316, 1469090930012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Directions say to bake for 30 minutes >Bake it for 31 minutes OVER THE LINE

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 02:58:20 2016 No.8007329 >common etiquette dictates I taste before salting >I fucking salt before tasting

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 03:00:24 2016 No.8007333 File: 249 KB, 292x487, labelNLI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >% Daily intakes are based on an average adult diet of 8700kJ >i'm a big guy so my needs are greater than average man, i love bulking

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 03:08:12 2016 No.8007342 >>7994806 >don't mix too hard >lumps are okay FUCK YOU I'M WHISKING THIS BITCH

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 03:13:05 2016 No.8007350 >>8007333 >i'm a big guy FOR ME

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 03:16:00 2016 No.8007355 >"add 1tbsp of oil to pan" >just dump a little bit in without measuring I NEED HELP

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 03:23:35 2016 No.8007360 >>8007342 I hate this one. Every time I leave my batter slightly lumpy my pancakes come out all jacked up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 03:24:57 2016 No.8007361 >recipe calls for 500 grams of sugar >I can't into metric so just dump the whole packet in >not knowing it was a 500g packet of sugar Everything went better than expected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 03:26:22 2016 No.8007363 >Recipe says to let it sit for a while >Put the pot on a chair JUST LOCK ME UP

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 03:28:29 2016 No.8007366 >recipe calls for mayonnaise >use salad dressing instead TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 04:03:06 2016 No.8007414 >Recipe says to drain oil >Pour it into a paper-filled drinking glass THE STREETS WON'T BE SAFE UNTIL I'M PUT AWAY

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 04:07:39 2016 No.8007416 >need to measure dry ingredients for a recipe >use a wet measuring cup I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 04:27:01 2016 No.8007444 >make asian stir fry >eat it with a fork

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 04:40:19 2016 No.8007452 File: 21 KB, 645x456, 1457076279088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go to sushi bar >ask for training chopsticks >I've known how to properly use chopsticks for years now

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 05:48:20 2016 No.8007590 >handle raw beef >don't wash hands

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 10:08:07 2016 No.8008036 >Recipe is in imperial >Keep the numbers the same but use metric MOM'S GONNA PUKE

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 10:33:18 2016 No.8008103 >>8004284 For you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 10:40:18 2016 No.8008117 >>8004386 You fucking child molester

Anonymous Sat Aug 20 10:45:48 2016 No.8008128

Sometimes when I cook something in a pan I do other stuff next to it and let it burn.
I can't count how many times I sad in my dark apartment, watched youtube videos and ate burned, partially black food.
Everything tastes the same if you cook it long enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 13:09:40 2016 No.8008427 >minute rice >cook for 59 seconds HONKA HONKA

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 14:09:09 2016 No.8008609 >grab a bunch of red onions at the supermarket >weigh them as regular onions

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 14:10:01 2016 No.8008611 >making Dr. Pepper ice cube pops >substitute Dr. Pepper with Dr. Thunder L A V E Y A N A V E Y A N

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 14:54:33 2016 No.8008722 >>8007590 Well that's just silly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 15:33:50 2016 No.8008849 File: 35 KB, 640x480, lik_m_aid_fun_dip_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Eat stick >pour powder directly into mouth

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 15:38:29 2016 No.8008863 >>8008849 Well, that's just what you're supposed to do. Anybody who makes an argument otherwise is just trying to meme on you. Not devilish whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 15:38:55 2016 No.8008865 File: 34 KB, 203x149, police.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wash chicken before cooking it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 15:43:40 2016 No.8008880 >refrigerate after opening >put it in fridge before opening

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 15:44:46 2016 No.8008887 >>8008609 You sick son of a bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 15:47:47 2016 No.8008901 >>7995600 ARE YOU MAD ANON HAVE YOU ALL BEEN DANCING WITH THE DEVIL

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 15:48:55 2016 No.8008904 >take frozen meat out the freezer >let it thaw on the counter SOME KINDA SUICIDE SQUAD

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 15:49:12 2016 No.8008905 File: 98 KB, 409x409, 1470273773672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go out to get groceries >pickup grapes >eat a few >BEFORE I PAY FOR THEM BY WEIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 17:45:36 2016 No.8009290 >>7994806 >fast food employee asks me if I want ketchup >say yes >never use it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 17:57:50 2016 No.8009325 >ask for water >receive cup >fill with soda UNFORGIVABLE

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:03:35 2016 No.8009344 >hot, fresh 'go'za arrives at my table with 'go'za spoon >eat it using my hands instead fuck the rules

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:04:51 2016 No.8009349 >>8008905 by weight should have been its own line

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:04:57 2016 No.8009350 File: 1.95 MB, 300x225, 8o6uuau[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I make waffles with pancake batter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mwuqXb8OPo

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:13:29 2016 No.8009372 >>8008863 You're supposed to throw the powder away because it's trash[\spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:19:08 2016 No.8009385 >>8003646 >tfw browse /v/ /ck/ /tv/ /co/ and /x/ Am I okay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:38:52 2016 No.8009450 >>8009349 who the fuck are you, the meme police? fuck outta here

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:41:34 2016 No.8009461 File: 19 KB, 293x410, chocolate-milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7994806 >"add milk" >add pic related instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:41:41 2016 No.8009462 >>8000498 >surprised /tv/ hungry edition doesn't have the same shitposting

>>	fuck_you_faggots !!iTzsNq7JPVl Sat Aug 20 18:51:16 2016 No.8009492 >>7995558 >please use a 1100 wat microwave >I use an 800 watt microwave without adjusting the cooking time. poopoo

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:55:07 2016 No.8009503 >mfw I've been on a year-long campaign of bringing /tv/ and /ck/ closer together Finally, after all these years, we have become /tv/-/ck/™ IMAX 3D.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 18:57:38 2016 No.8009513 >>8007286 This, I'm not gonna wait 30min to fucking eat that pie

>>	fuck_you_faggots !!iTzsNq7JPVl Sat Aug 20 19:10:38 2016 No.8009548 >>8004406 no /tv/-no-lite is /co/.

>>	fuck_you_faggots !!iTzsNq7JPVl Sat Aug 20 19:14:13 2016 No.8009564 >>8009503 how sad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 19:15:08 2016 No.8009568 File: 126 KB, 750x709, 1432253961089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >nuke frozen dinner for 3:00 >pull back film >put it back in for 1:00 >mfw I didn't stir

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 19:22:58 2016 No.8009598 File: 51 KB, 974x269, fbi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8009568 You thought you'd gotten away with it, didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 19:23:51 2016 No.8009603 >>8009568 >first bite is nuclear >second bite is half luke-warm/half ice >averages out to perfect temp

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 19:26:01 2016 No.8009615 >475 ml >use 500

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 20:06:06 2016 No.8009772 >>8009564 back to r/cuckold, tripshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 20:12:32 2016 No.8009784 >chicken and ribs dish >eat it with a fork and knife H O N K A O N K A

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 22:15:25 2016 No.8010083 File: 47 KB, 600x450, CV5CpbLWoAErDG1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8009603 What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:16:21 2016 No.8010219 What the Hell is wrong with you people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:23:41 2016 No.8010237 >>8010219 We're damaged, Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:28:52 2016 No.8010254 >>8007363 This one made me giggle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:32:05 2016 No.8010265 >>8009349 holy shit you are so gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:40:47 2016 No.8010280 fuck i literally laughed

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 20 23:44:19 2016 No.8010284 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, BERSERKER CLAW.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8002782 Dude post the vid

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 00:38:52 2016 No.8010427 >>8009603 MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 00:42:20 2016 No.8010437 >>7996452 >Microwave ice cream I've done that before tbqh. Heating up the scooper with hot water was going to take too long.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 00:44:03 2016 No.8010441 >>8006528 >Tfw did that this morning because bread surplus was in the freezer. This house is weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 00:59:06 2016 No.8010472 >Go to a store >look for the grapes >eat some of the grapes >employ asks me if i ate some of them >say "no" Oh god i can feel the madness inside my body it raises

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 01:12:43 2016 No.8010507 >>8003646 >going to a board just because of "the memes" Redditor

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 01:14:18 2016 No.8010509 >>8010507 Nah fucko I'm a /v/irgin and I love muh memes cuz it's the only thing that makes my shit life laugh to. Also thanks for the (You) after posting this from a few days ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 02:31:40 2016 No.8010723 >>8002757 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGlMoNs4qlM

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 02:35:07 2016 No.8010731 >recipe calls for normal dijon mustard >I use grainy dijon instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 02:47:55 2016 No.8010765 >"let sit for five minutes before serving" >let it stand instead THERE'S A KILLER ON THE ROAD

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 02:55:27 2016 No.8010782 >>8010765 >"let sit for five minutes before serving" >eat it immediately after taking it out AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous ⭐ Sun Aug 21 02:58:19 2016 No.8010787 >>7995493 Were those really the lyrics from that Linkin Park song that was in that one Bayformers movie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:00:57 2016 No.8010793 File: 2.48 MB, 328x264, 1446847232543.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Instructions say "stir occasionally" >Stir constantly

Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:04:02 2016 No.8010799

>>8010787
Yeah it was when Linkin Park went to shit.
In all honesty, they said they made the song for fun.
I guess they tossed out talent like Meteora and Hybrid Theory for """"""fun"""""".
They even had a song from that same album in the first Twilight movie.

>>	Anonymous ⭐ Sun Aug 21 03:06:33 2016 No.8010805 >>8009568 >Peel back corner to vent >Don't >Listen for that pop Hide your kids, hide your wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:11:23 2016 No.8010817 >>8010799 Hybrid Theory was and remains a great album I don't care what anybody says

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:16:08 2016 No.8010822 >Let the bread cool for 15 minutes. >Take a slice after 5 minutes. THEY'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:24:21 2016 No.8010831 File: 46 KB, 650x357, world burn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I never put pop-tarts in the toaster. Never.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:26:09 2016 No.8010833 >>8010817 Papercut > One Step Closer > In The End > Numb

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:30:04 2016 No.8010836 >>8010833 Papercut is GOAT yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:45:54 2016 No.8010853 >>8010836 Honestly anything from Meteora or Hybrid Theory > Minutes to Midnight and so forth. The just got worse and worse. At least Fort Minor was alright. Mike Shinoda seems like he knows what good but end up coming out with this current trash.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:50:41 2016 No.8010859 >>8010853 >Minutes to Midnight Eh. What I've Done was okay, and I'm not talking about Refugee

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 03:56:53 2016 No.8010872 >>8010859 What I've Done is just mediocre okay bullshit. Literally the only decent song off the album. Even then it almost sounds like Halloween's theme song.

Anonymous Sun Aug 21 04:31:00 2016 No.8010908

>>8009385
/v/ is just sad, it's basically /b/s little brother and /b/ is fucking retarded
/tv/ is nothing but memes and /co/ is /tv/s autistic little brother, but they are tolerable I guess
/x/ can be decent or at least stupid fun, but last time I checked it was just paranoid and lonely weirdos, also their memes are shit.
/ck/ is one of the good boards as in it actually improves yourself and gives you skills useful in the real world, start visiting more boards like this instead of weird manchildren hobby boards
Go to /fit/ and/or /fa/ for example
Avoid /pol/, /b/, /k/, /s4s/, /soc/ and /r9k/ at all costs

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:06:21 2016 No.8010974 >Recipe tells me to leave food to cool for 10 minutes after cooking >I eat it anyway and burn my mouth MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:08:39 2016 No.8010978 >>8010908 If you go on 4chan to gain life skills you're already fucked my dude

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:16:26 2016 No.8010988 File: 28 KB, 582x600, 1465372785772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Recipe requires brown sugar >Use white sugar instead I'M TOO FAR GONE

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:20:19 2016 No.8010992 >>8010978 >if you go on 4chan you're already fucked Fixed that for you My point is, if you wanna waste your time on a northern alaskan woodcutting enthusiasts board, you might as well waste it on useful stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:22:22 2016 No.8010996 >>8010992 "useful"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:31:00 2016 No.8011004 >>8010996 >implying cooking, having a healthy diet and being able to present yourself are not useful traits

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:31:25 2016 No.8011006 >>8004280 haha

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:32:50 2016 No.8011008 >best served chilled >drink it warm I'M GETTIN' THE DEATH PENALTY

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:34:56 2016 No.8011014 >>8010793 why did this one get me goddamn

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:36:18 2016 No.8011015 >>8011004 >implying a 4chan board will teach you any of those things, let alone in a timely or efficient manner

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:36:51 2016 No.8011016 File: 67 KB, 230x230, dankest pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >eat meal >wipe plate off with a paper towel and put it back in the cabinet LIVIN' FAST AND LOOSE

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 05:48:27 2016 No.8011024 File: 71 KB, 830x500, 1470313350887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8010908 >k >s4s kys

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 06:11:07 2016 No.8011043 >>8011004 too bad /ck/ isn't any of that

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 06:18:34 2016 No.8011051 >>7995600 >get truss tomatoes >pick the vine off >checkout chick puts them through as pov tomatoes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 06:20:25 2016 No.8011054 >package says tear here >tear a few inches lower than here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 06:49:36 2016 No.8011099 >>8004292 I read that as >grate parmesan over cheese >use cheddar You absolute madman

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 07:37:57 2016 No.8011174 >try to cook fries and chicken strips at the same time >fries say to cook at 400 degrees for 30 minutes >chicken says to cook at 450 for 15 minutes >cook at 450 for 30 minutes STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 07:48:21 2016 No.8011189 >mum's coming over for dinner >watch Giada cooking show for ideas on what to cook for mum >spend the afternoon fapping furiously >knock knock COME IN MUM. THE DOOR'S OPEN.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 07:55:54 2016 No.8011207 File: 20 KB, 474x398, my body is ready.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8011189

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 09:44:04 2016 No.8011336 >recipe says to add a splash of oil >I measure out a teaspoon of it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 09:58:47 2016 No.8011366 >>8011024 /k/ is a good board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 10:22:15 2016 No.8011398 File: 357 KB, 680x694, 1420099133152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7996452 >microwave ice cream

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 10:31:55 2016 No.8011416 File: 34 KB, 550x550, wew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8010908 >going to 4chan to gain life skills >avoid /s4s/ Oh laddy.....

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 10:38:51 2016 No.8011425 >>8011366 thats exactly the point i was making anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 14:30:08 2016 No.8011954 >bake a delicious Lancashire Hotpot >Serve it cold pot JUST FREAK MY MOM UP FAMALAM

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 14:31:41 2016 No.8011960 >post to this thread >"Post Successful!" >It isn't Thanks you too /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 14:47:04 2016 No.8012020 >>8010908 >Avoid /pol/ >implying the red pill isn't the most valuable thing anyone can get out of 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 14:57:24 2016 No.8012056 >serving size: 1/2 bag >eat whole bag THESE LOCKS AREN'T TO KEEP YOU OUT THEY'RE HERE TO KEEP ME IN

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 16:49:14 2016 No.8012411 >"...3tbs black pepper..." >add 3 and a half tbs black pepper STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 17:11:18 2016 No.8012486 File: 42 KB, 447x470, 10986633_980769118630502_8838506264952739037_o copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"don't" >do HAVE YOU HEARD OF ME?!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 20:17:02 2016 No.8013071 >>8003646 >used to be massive /v/irgin >decided to branch out >/k/, /out/, /diy/, /ck/ >only twice have i looked back feels good man

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 20:20:04 2016 No.8013080 >>8011024 I can relate to this picture so much

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 20:21:02 2016 No.8013083 >>7994806 >"microwave for 1 minute, flipping at the 30 seconds" >leave for full minute, never consider flipping it Call me a maniac, I know!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 20:24:16 2016 No.8013094 >>8007333 UUUU

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 20:26:20 2016 No.8013100 >Instructions say to microwave on HIGH for 1 minute and 30 seconds, then stir contents before eating >I I just microwave it and eat it as is SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE! THERE'S A PANTS THIEF ON THE LOOSE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 20:29:04 2016 No.8013107 >>8010908 >avoid /k/ y tho

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 21:10:37 2016 No.8013249 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcP_yra2yXU

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 22:10:10 2016 No.8013397 File: 883 KB, 500x269, XS5LK.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8013100

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 21 22:15:05 2016 No.8013413 >>8013071 I did the exact same thing. Life is better now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 01:10:30 2016 No.8013927 I was inspired by another thread's post >single egg skillet >cook 2 eggs at a time I'M CRACKING UP

Anonymous Mon Aug 22 02:03:04 2016 No.8014055
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>directions say to cook for several minutes, uncover and stir, then cook for several more additional minutes
>just add up both times and cook it without stirring

>tim hortons coffee cup instructions say to drink coffee before rolling up the rim
>take top off immediately and roll up the rim of full cup of coffee

>syrup cup in frozen breakfast says "DO NOT MICROWAVE"
>microwave it for 10 seconds after main tray is done cooking

>"place frozen pizza on silver square and microwave for 3 minutes"
>put it in the toaster oven instead for about 10 minutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 02:03:18 2016 No.8014056 >buy new carton of eggs >crack them into pan without inspecting the eggs PLAYING FOR THE HIGH ONE, DANCING WITH THE DEVIL, GOING WITH THE FLOW, IT'S ALL A GAME TO ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 02:35:13 2016 No.8014114 >add salt and pepper to eggs >before cooking them EXCUSE ME SIR, THERE MUST BE SOMEONE YOU'VE CONFUSED ME FOR

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 02:37:23 2016 No.8014121 File: 174 KB, 299x240, 1432978657373.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe says grease bottom and sides of pan >only grease bottom I NEED TO BE STUDIED

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 02:53:43 2016 No.8014152 >preheat oven >put food in before it reaches desired temp. no one can stop me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 03:10:19 2016 No.8014184 >>8014152 Absolute. Mad. Man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 03:17:11 2016 No.8014196 >store in a cool dry place >back of the fridge will do My house. My rules!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 04:30:10 2016 No.8014297 File: 85 KB, 312x332, 1455746675256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8008880

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 04:33:36 2016 No.8014300 >preheat oven to 400 >just throw it in before it preheatssss!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 04:45:52 2016 No.8014320 >>8012486 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 04:54:48 2016 No.8014335 >>8006030 >>8003031 classic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 04:57:50 2016 No.8014339 >>8008036 that's a recipe... FOR DISASTER

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 05:24:12 2016 No.8014378 >measured quantities of ingredients given >eyeball without using measuring equipment JUST TRY AND STOP ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 05:25:40 2016 No.8014386 >wash rice until water runs clear >I don't DEGENERATE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 05:50:01 2016 No.8014428 >ask your parents permission NOT ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 07:08:48 2016 No.8014521 >buy egg scrambler >make a fried egg instead YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 07:23:31 2016 No.8014545 >>7996452 You can actually eat the silica gel packs with next to zero negative effects. The do not eat thing is because they're a choking hazard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 07:35:04 2016 No.8014571 >try to rest your wrist to speed up recovery >masturbate four times a day anyway I BELONG IN A PRISON

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 07:49:46 2016 No.8014600 File: 92 KB, 1920x1080, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > serve over ice > pour into glass first and drop ice cubes in instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 08:01:01 2016 No.8014619 >want fried egg with soft yolk for brekky >yolk breaks on contact with pan SCRAMBLED EGGS WILL DO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 08:03:36 2016 No.8014626 >eggs over-easy >is hard work LIGHT ME ON FIRE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 08:15:50 2016 No.8014648 >>7994806 >For frying use one tablespoon of oil >Use 1-2 cloves of garlic Anyone else more often then not use a whole bulb of garlic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 10:18:32 2016 No.8014846 >flip when browned >"brown" isn't an option on my Pantone chart >it sits unflipped to this day

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 10:25:56 2016 No.8014869 File: 2 KB, 145x214, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014846 Brown 1 or Brown 2?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 10:28:58 2016 No.8014881 >recipe calls to flip halfway >dont flip them >recipe says to microwave on 800W for fourty seconds >do it on 900 for 30

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 10:39:59 2016 No.8014920 File: 97 KB, 523x521, superkek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7994806 I eat a cup of ice cream before dinner. And if I'm not hungry anymore I throw my dinner away

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 12:39:49 2016 No.8015164 >buy 4 Totino's new square Party Pizzas >2 to a cookie sheet >grate about three dollars of really nice $20 a pound parmigiano reggiano onto each pizza AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I REALLY FUCKING DO THIS JUST KILL ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 12:41:13 2016 No.8015165 >get a new nice medium rare steak from a steakhouse >slather it in bbq sauce before I even try it I'M NOT RIGHT, I TELL YOU H'WAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 12:47:47 2016 No.8015178 >recipe calls for some amount of garlic >quadruple it at the very least every time MY SOUL CANNOT BE TAMED I'M LIVING JUST TO DIE I'M LIVING BY MYSELF ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF LIFE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 12:50:26 2016 No.8015189 File: 13 KB, 528x424, 1402609309829.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >microwave in microwave safe container >I microwave it in a microwave UNSAFE container I AM LIVING ON THE EDGE OF SANITY

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 13:02:08 2016 No.8015210 >instruction says to flip entree over after microwaving for 2 minutes >flip it over at the 1:50 mark D E V I L F I S H

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 13:05:19 2016 No.8015216 >>8002757 microwaved chocolate will likely lose the temper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 13:08:01 2016 No.8015232 File: 566 KB, 1200x1600, IMG_20160822_130951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8015189 Even my rugs are polypropylene, how can you not find a ppl bowl? Just buy a yakisoba and there you go, it's reusable and probably dishwasher safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 13:11:28 2016 No.8015241 >"pierce lid with a fork before microwaving" >just rip the whole lid right off! I'M TELLING!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 13:12:12 2016 No.8015246 >>8010908 >avoid /pol/ What do you think he meant by this...really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 13:58:23 2016 No.8015372 File: 511 KB, 463x557, CWFxNr-WIAA79-C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8015216 pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 14:10:20 2016 No.8015405 >>7994806 Any variation of "let it sit for x minutes"

Anonymous Mon Aug 22 14:25:49 2016 No.8015456
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>mom says stop leaving dirty dishes in the sink
>start shoving them under my bed

LUCIFER....ANGEL OF LIGHT
CAST BELOW GOD OF ICE
RULING HELL UNHOLY TRINITY
THE TRAITORS FREEZE FOR ALL ETERNITY

Anonymous Mon Aug 22 14:29:22 2016 No.8015473
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>>8014056
>see cracked egg while inspecting eggs
>use it anyway
YOU KNOW I'M BORN TO LOSE, AND GAMBLING'S FOR FOOLS, BUT THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT BABY. I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 14:29:25 2016 No.8015474 >package says to put pasta in when the water comes to a rolling boil >put the pasta in when it's at a slight boil FREAKS GONNA MOM CALL THE KEY THROW AWAY THE LOCK!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 14:34:58 2016 No.8015494 File: 92 KB, 1121x1004, 1468594825351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Microwave broke >Just eat my pack of ramen as is KIDNAP THE SANDY KLAWS BEAT HIM WITH A STICK LOCK HIM AWAY FOR 90 YEARS SEE WHAT MAKES HIM TICK

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 14:45:28 2016 No.8015538 File: 498 KB, 400x400, 1446765288037.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Half a teaspoon of salt and half a teaspoon of pepper >Just grate it into the pot without measuring SOMEBODY STOP ME HAHAHA!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 14:49:16 2016 No.8015548 >>7994806 /tv/ LEAVE REEEREREEEEEEEE FUCKING MEMESTERS LEAVE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 14:56:47 2016 No.8015569 >>8015548 >posters: 161 >Shitposting and baitposting against the rules >Do it anyways CALL THE MODS, THEY CANT UNTROLL YOU!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:00:13 2016 No.8015580 >>8002927 Sold my soul.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:02:50 2016 No.8015588 >>8015494 You don't have a stove?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:03:34 2016 No.8015591 This thread is worth its weight in gold. I'm gonna go do some day drinking and pass the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:09:47 2016 No.8015605 >"Drink within one day of opening" >Drink it two days later DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:10:17 2016 No.8015608 >>8008611 But Dr Thunder isn't a real doctor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:11:36 2016 No.8015611 >>7995547 HATE ME TODAAAAAAAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:17:14 2016 No.8015622 >>8004148 >/v/ is just for futafags brb, going to /v/ for a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:21:50 2016 No.8015631 File: 11 KB, 229x220, 1463505511748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:30:30 2016 No.8015647 >Stir clockwise Guess. Just fucking guess what I did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 15:51:10 2016 No.8015697 >instructions say stir to combine >I fold

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 16:01:06 2016 No.8015731 >>8015647 You didn't!...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 16:19:18 2016 No.8015795 >store brand of canned tomato soup has instructions on how to prepare it >Heat up in pan or microwave it >product gets new packaging >doesnt mention the microwave preparation anymore >microwave it anyway Im a bit silly xD

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 16:23:16 2016 No.8015808 >>8004355 It doesnt matter who we are. What matters is our flan

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 16:23:22 2016 No.8015811 >>8015647 no fucking way

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 16:31:11 2016 No.8015839 >>8015647 You 007'd it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 16:38:20 2016 No.8015857 File: 86 KB, 450x653, Persona Junpei HC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Remember to share with your family! ;) >Throw everything away I'M INSANITY INCARNATED!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 16:39:06 2016 No.8015859 File: 50 KB, 449x704, kjnkj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8015795 >microwave >can

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 16:40:33 2016 No.8015862 >>8015859 Ofc I put the soup in an empty diet coke bottle before microwavin'

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 17:49:07 2016 No.8016105 >>8015647 this is a blue board man

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 21:08:00 2016 No.8016721 File: 181 KB, 900x675, 1459128166982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >igniting my barbecue while the lid's closed >not turning the gas off when I'm done with it I'M NUCLEAR I'M WILD

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:06:52 2016 No.8017036 File: 53 KB, 600x684, 1471843616177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Make sure to put some flours on the board where you will knead the bread so it won't stick" >I use cornstarch instead MAKE ME ALIVE AGAIN!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:15:19 2016 No.8017066 >>8010988 Literally Hitler!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:17:26 2016 No.8017073 >>8010908 >/fa/ >life skills

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:19:27 2016 No.8017086 >>7994806 drink milk and then beer

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:23:31 2016 No.8017105 >>8017073 Hurr durr I don't care how I dress I'm a man

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:25:21 2016 No.8017112 >>8017105 that's not what I was implying at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:26:15 2016 No.8017114 >Chef John tells me to add a dash of cayenne >I add hot paprika instead What you gonna do Chef

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:28:29 2016 No.8017122 >>8017112 If /fa/ isn't a life skill according to you, then /fit/ isn't either. Knowing how to dress is not unimportant. For example it can (can) help you when on a date or job interview.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:30:34 2016 No.8017130 >recipe tells me to measure >just wing it >it comes out fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:32:00 2016 No.8017137 >>8017122 did you even read the post you just replied to? dressing well IS A LIFE SKILL I FUCKING KNOW but idk if /fa/ is the way to do that. it's good to find inspo to express yourself using clothing, but that's different from being stylish.

Anonymous Mon Aug 22 23:55:00 2016 No.8017223
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>Too lazy to make coffee
>Buy a liter or two of iced coffee instead
>Heat it up and drink it like I would hot coffee

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
I'M JUST A VICTIM OF SOCIETY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 00:06:28 2016 No.8017270 >get a "family" or "party" size bag of chips >eat the whole bag by myself D A M A G E D A M A G E D

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 00:29:32 2016 No.8017336 >>8017137 Be more clear next time then, or if you don't want to, don't go mad when someone isn't able to read your mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 00:50:56 2016 No.8017384 >Recipe calls for Heavy Cream >Use Heavy Whipping Cream MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 01:24:50 2016 No.8017486 >>8017223 why not just make cold brew at home anon? try it

Anonymous Tue Aug 23 01:45:18 2016 No.8017535
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>>8017384
Well damn, I thought they were the same damn thing. Apparently they have around the same fat content of 30-36% (more of a brand/processing thing that determines fat content difference), but the heavy whipping cream contains added emulsifier and stabilizer.

This stupid-ass thread has actually taught me something. That being said, has anyone actually noticed a difference unless whipped into a dessert cream? I know I haven't...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 02:45:18 2016 No.8017712 >toast a pop-tart >without removing it from the foil packaging SAVE YOURSELF A PENNY FOR THE FERRYMAN

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 02:48:05 2016 No.8017717 File: 74 KB, 877x707, 3248150-spy-team-fortress-2-smoking-smoke-happy-derp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mom asks me to make hamburgers when I go over to her place for dinner >make meatloaf instead FLIPPITY FLOO TOO CRAZY FOR (YOU)

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 02:48:36 2016 No.8017718 >>7994806 >Make cacio e pepe >Post it on /ck/ because its a simple yet elegant dish that needs to be seen >get ignored >start to spAM IT CACIOEPEPECACIOEPEPECACIOEPEPE

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 03:27:40 2016 No.8017815 >>8017717

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 04:21:45 2016 No.8017898 >'gently fold whipped egg white into batter mix' >whip battered egg white into gently mixed folds instead FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 04:25:55 2016 No.8017907 >>8010437 >not microwaving your ice cream scoop DOING IT WRONG

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 04:31:27 2016 No.8017915 >buy party pies >Wait till I'm alone to eat them HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 04:35:33 2016 No.8017916 >buy shake'N'bake >never shake

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 05:25:51 2016 No.8018002 >>7994806 >go to tacobell >don't order tacos >don't order bells We live in a silly billy worldarilly

Anonymous Tue Aug 23 06:33:52 2016 No.8018127
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>watch The Big Lebowski
>crave white russians
>poorfag and alcohol is massively overtaxed in Australia
>kahlua is $35-40 a bottle with shitty alcohol content
>vodka is $35-$40 a bottle with decent alcohol content
>buy 2 bottles of vodka
>buy 2 litres of Farmers Union Iced Coffee
>fuck kahlua

SOBRIETY WAS NEVER AN OPTION

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 06:47:11 2016 No.8018150 File: 33 KB, 480x480, 1468745297682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8004830 This is the funniest thing in this thread and that's sad

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 06:51:50 2016 No.8018154 File: 83 KB, 274x237, 1465645867073.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe calls for 1/2 cup of x which is 118 ml >only use 100 ml

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 06:52:47 2016 No.8018155 >recipe asks for 3 teaspoons of sugar >I only drink coffee >add 3 coffeespoons instead WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 08:22:23 2016 No.8018244 >>8017712 that's actually dangerous senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 08:24:22 2016 No.8018247 >>8018244 >senpai Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 08:50:29 2016 No.8018290 >>8018247 desu baka senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 09:08:45 2016 No.8018325 >>8002762 Bojack Horseman detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 09:11:13 2016 No.8018328 File: 147 KB, 1001x1001, 1466547463803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe calls for 2 large yellow onions >I use 3 medium white onions

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 12:07:34 2016 No.8018728 File: 14 KB, 300x250, Smug Pepe Burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This thread actually got to the reply limit Awesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 13:12:22 2016 No.8018880 >Calls for 1:30 in microwave >Enter 90 seconds

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 14:25:09 2016 No.8019080 >>8010908 What about /mlp/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 19:00:24 2016 No.8019902 File: 213 KB, 2248x1686, putin tea on for too long.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >steep tea for 3-5 minutes then remove bags >leave bags in for 10 hours

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 23 21:28:37 2016 No.8020351 >feeds 4-6 people

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