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7990802 No.7990802 [Reply] [Original]

Why was this shit packaged with candy? It wasn't edible, it wasn't edible at all!

>> No.7990805

because its flavored like cherry.

>> No.7990862

>>7990802
NEVER understood these as a child. Never heard anybody talk about them, never saw them again.

Were you meant to eat it? Chew it? Pretend you had huge nigger lips?

>> No.7990893
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7990893

while we're at it

these literally only tasted like cardboard

>> No.7990900

>>7990862
the third, its specifically to lown around with

>> No.7990902

>>7990893
they remind me of nipples for some reason.

>> No.7990922

>>7990893
I think dots are pretty good desu phamily

>> No.7990936

>>7990893
But those were at least edible.

>> No.7990940

>>7990802
I think that's a sex toy

>> No.7991129

I'm 30, which means I was whacking it in the late 90s/early 2000s. I was, and still am, a product of those time and consequently jerked off to copious porn focusing on facials and later bukkake (what a revelation).

I got these wax lips at Halloween and used to jerk off on them. I would even wash them in cold water after and eventually replace them. I felt like Peter North, what can I say.

The best was when a cousin, a hairdresser, gave my sister one of those mannequin heads with hair. Needless to say, that disappeared pretty quickly and was subjected to thick ropes and copious splashes. I bet that head is still in my parents attic - they are selling their house in the next two years and I'll have to go clear some sketchy stuff out. I am almost afraid of what I'll find - a cum-crusted mannequin head, empty liquor bottles, printed black and white porn pics, actual porn mags, who knows what.

Those were the good old days. Now any 12 year old can find DAP porn in 10 seconds. They don't know what it's like to wait and wait and wait for a 1.2 megabyte .wmv file, or to see a picture loading over the course of 10 seconds.

>> No.7991135

>>7991129
>cum-crusted mannequin head
This is the stuff of nightmares.

>> No.7991136

>>7991129
what did he mean by this

>> No.7991153

>>7990893
Fuck you dots rule.

>> No.7991176

>>7991129
Ladies and gentlemen, our answer. Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.7991215

>>7991129
I remember the 90s and early 2000s. I was whacking it to mooned.com, the females only of course.

>> No.7991254

>>7991215
mooned.com? Never heard of it.

I remember spermshack, thehun, sublimedirectory... not sure what else. Streaming made things so much better.

>> No.7991279
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7991279

>>7991129
Same. I jacked off to a vhs copy of Titanic so many times the tit scene is permafucked from over use. I also used to jack off every weekend to scrambled channel porn, years later my dad said he knew exactly what I was doing because of the high pitched sound the TV made on scrambled channels.

>> No.7991330

>>7991279

awww shit my first bit of hacker shit I ever did was building a descrambler to watch the titty channels

>> No.7991364

>>7990893
The Christmas ones are great though

>> No.7991451

>>7991330
>>7991279
Awesome, just awesome.

I'm nostalgia'ing hard.