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any and all dishes involving carp welcome, have no shortage of fish. any suggestions?

>> No.7974916
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7974916

This is now a babes with carps thread

>> No.7974932

>>7974732
My bohunk grandparents used to make us eat carp on Christmas. What a fucking let down every year.

>> No.7974934

Gefilte fish

>> No.7974950

>>7974732
I once saw some black people on pontoon boats fighting over dead floating carps on lake eerie

>> No.7975326

>>7974932
how was it prepped, and why did it suck?

>>7974934
looked it up, we'll give it a shot.

>>7974950
i believe the proper term is "niggers"

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Carp is virtually inedible. Leave it for the Poles.

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>>7974732
DONT

ITS NOT WORTH IT

>> No.7976534

>>7974732
I'd sugest deep frying with lots of spice and garlic and equaliy strong sauce because carp tend to taste like mud.

>> No.7976699

Give this a shot
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fisherman%27s_soup

>> No.7976704

Pole in UK detected

>> No.7977112

>>7974732
Soak a cedar board in warm water.
Fillet carp.
Salt, pepper, fresh dill, lemon juice.
Tack fillet to board.
Place ensemble on a grill (charcoal you heathen) with the board facing the coals.
Cook over medium high until fish is cooked through. The board will burn a bit but that's the point.
Remove from heat and let rest.
Pull tacks, scrape the fillet into the trash, eat the board.

>> No.7978407

Not a fan of any fish that has that "bottom-feeder" taste to it

Sucks, I'd love to eat more varieties of fish, but that taste just doesn't sit well on my palate

>> No.7978421

>>7978407
google 2 guys 1 carp

>> No.7978431

>>7977112
Straught from Jamie Oliveoil

>> No.7978433

>>7974732
Hit it in the head with a hammer and throw it on the shore.

Fucking evil assed invasive species.

>> No.7978507

carp more like crap amirite

>> No.7978581

>>7975326
Breaded and fired like fish sticks and then smothered in a mayonnaise sauce. The problem isn't how its cooked or the sauce, carp just tastes awful.

>> No.7978640

Level it up until it becomes a gyarados, then fry it up and feed your whole neighborhood.

>> No.7979395

reason i was asking, they're pretty easy and fun to bowfish around here. don't want to be a cock and waste the fish.

>> No.7979413

>>7979395
>don't want to be a cock and waste the fish.
There's no waste to knocking them in the head and leaving them on the bank. They literally destroy practically every biome that they're introduced to.

If you're not on their native waters, don't think twice about killing the fuckers. They'll kill any and every other fish in those waters.

>> No.7979431

>>7974732
just fry it

don't waste time/ingredients on carp

>>7979395
waste the fish, something with fewer taste buds will eat it

>> No.7979438

>>7976428
>2cat