/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7972248]

Tell us of the last time food made you cry.

[Anonymous No.7972260]

When my mom pre-mixed the taco salad for everybody with a shitload of sour cream.

I was 7.

[Anonymous No.7972265]

>>7972260
jesus christ why didn't anyone call child protective services

[Anonymous No.7972289]

Putting tonnes of salt instead of sugar on cereal some one filled the sugar container up with the wrong stuff. Then having to eat it since my parents hated wasting food. I was also 7.

[Anonymous No.7972300]

20th of May every year I set up a place on the table with my little boy's ashes and eat fish and chips while reflecting on the time that we had together.

It's a good thing that tears are salty.

[Anonymous No.7972306]

>>7972289
absolute madman

[Anonymous No.7972323]

5 years ago I went flat broke and was down to eating a dry ramen noodle packet out of my cars emergency stash I made when I first got the car. No AC in the heat of the texas summer too. I was sobbing and sweating equally.

[Anonymous No.7972328]

>be me
>5 year old pimpnugget
>mom gives us popsicles
>I get the last purple mickey mouse popsicle
>fuck yea
>brother is jealous
>hands me a packet of sugar
>"sprinkle this on top it will taste even better"
>mfw it was salt

[Anonymous No.7972340]

First time I ate wagyu beef, I cried. Transcendental fucking experience.

[Anonymous No.7972345]

After my grandma's funeral we went to her house for the after party. About an hour and a half in, my grandpa passed out a plate of sugar cookies she had made for the stagehands at the theatre she acted at. I loved her cookies so much. She would always send some with whatever present she got me for my birthday or christmas. While i was about halfway through my cookie i started tearing up because i realized it'll be my last one ever because she's gone now.

Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.7972362]

>be 6, eating corn dogs with pop
>he suddenly stops chewing, gets violently ill and starts puking corn dog and cheap yellow mustard everywhere
>crawling on the ground, shaking and trying to compose himself
>i run and grab the trash can and help him to the couch
>he's as pale as a ghost and can't stop dry heaving
>i don't know what to do so i just hold his hand and start whimpering
>he's like this for 2 more days, mumbling and retching non-stop
>i blame it on the corn dogs and never touch one again

I found out some years later he was going through heroin withdrawal. He's been dead 9 years now.

[Anonymous No.7972370]

>>7972362

Oh and a few weeks ago I was cutting jalapenoes for rat toes and a stray hair fell into my eye and I instinctively wiped it away. The second my finger touched my face I realized what I had done, and spent the next 20 pouring cold water on my face and screaming

[Anonymous No.7972382]

>>7972248

[Anonymous No.7972403]

>>7972382

man I work with this guy who wears goggles when he slices onions.

not just onions, either, but even when he's chopping scallions.

[Anonymous No.7972420]

>be me
>Femanon
>Go to party and get way too drunk
>Black out and get separated from my friends
>Wake up hours later in a strange house
>Some weird guy is forcing me to eat a bowl of eggs
>"Eat all of the eggs!" He says
>As tears drip down my face I into the bowl, I eat them.
>One by one..

I cried for hours.

[Anonymous No.7972442]

>>7972345
That's tough, bud.

[Anonymous No.7972460]

>>7972420
Reverse memery, I like it

[Anonymous No.7972467]

>>7972420
Come on, phone your parents and sue the asshole!

[Anonymous No.7972644]

I diced eight onions for mirepoix while it was roughly 90° in my house. The tears were streaming down my face.

[Anonymous No.7972661]

>in elementary school
>hyped up to go to a baseball game with the family
>gotta get work done on my braces beforehand
>in too much pain to eat delicious ballpark treats
>cry

[Anonymous No.7972805]

When my mom died we stopped eating our traditional christmas dinner because my father's family have different traditions and we started spending christmas with them. Last year my aunt made me the old christmas dinner when visiting, and I bawled my eyes out while eating.

[Anonymous No.7974234]

>Grandma loved to make sago/pearl tapioca pudding, usually vanilla and cinnamon
>I also loved that
>Grandma died in 1999, a few weeks after my 9th birthday
>I cried like a bitch; I loved her as much as my own parents
>Didn't even see any sago dishes for years
>Go visit a friend while I'm in college
>He invites me for lunch, I accept
>His mother makes the same sago pudding grandma used to make for dessert
>Eat pudding while sobbing like a bitch

[Anonymous No.7974260]

I was making some lemon-blackberry tarts for mother's day some years ago and I dropped them while I was taking them over to her.

[Anonymous No.7974281]

>>7972248
Mom makes some shake n bake
The whole family gets sick
Everyone
All fighting for the toilet
Vomit in the bathtub, sink, kitchen sink
Dad says fuck it and goes outside to vomit behind a tree.

I never felt stomach pain like that

[Anonymous No.7974294]

>>7974281
Is your mom Jack?

[Anonymous No.7974320]

When I was about 7 and my parents had me eat conch.
Interestingly I developed a shellfish allergy

[Anonymous No.7974376]

>>7974320
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH.

[Anonymous No.7974392]

>>7972300
Whether fake or true, the thought of that is saddening.

[Anonymous No.7974438]

>>7972248

I got a pasta dish at keller's ad hoc that tasted like childhood. I cried from the nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.7974453]

>>7972370
Top lel

[Anonymous No.7974580]

>>7972248
Literally none, unless you count my friend's cock that I gagged on when I was high off of my mind on molly.

[Anonymous No.7974594]

>>7972345
Lol fag

[Anonymous No.7974600]

>Had been up for almost two days
>Really wanted mac and cheese
>Made mac and cheese
>Put mac and chees in a bowl
>Carrying bowl to table
>Trip over dog
>Drop bowl, it shatters and macaroni goes everywhere
>Stand there and cry

It was mostly exhaustion, but still food related I guess

[Anonymous No.7974692]

>>7974600
Thats what you get for letting animals stay in your house.

[Anonymous No.7974909]

>cutting scotch bonnets for pepper sauce
>I won't need gloves as I wont make the mistake of touching my face this time
>jar up the delicious fire sauce
>go to take a piss
>instant regret and heat
>pinch my brow at how stupid I could be to do that
>fuck

I am not a smart man

[Anonymous No.7974971]

When I went to California a couple weeks ago and saw a stand selling corn dogs by the beach. I bought 2 of those fuckers and felt sad as fuck to the point where I cried afterwards...

My dad made homemade corn dogs all the time and it just reminded me of being a kid again

[Anonymous No.7975083]

brisket at some restaurant in town. it wasn't good or anything, but it reminded me of my dad who used to make it when i was a kid. he never got the chance to teach me how to do it.

[Anonymous No.7975161]

[Anonymous No.7975167]

>>7972248
When my mom unfreezed some old pasta she had made like a week before so I could take to a trip.
It tasted like vomit and broken dreams.

[G8rHir No.7975202]

>few years ago
>had to get a new job quick
>fuck it I'll do anything
>factory job in a run down old plant with no a/c in July in georgia
>pure misery
>lunch break
>pic related sat de thawing in my locker all day
>microwave no work
>eat soggy room temperature garbage sandwich dry in a hot silent break room with 40 year old men that look like they all have just givin up
I started having like an existential crisis as I was eating it
only stayed there 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.7976225]

>>7975202
Even though it says fully cooked I wouldn't trust it unless I could cook it.

[Anonymous No.7976391]

Bulimic faggot, almost every day.

[Anonymous No.7976448]

>>7976391
Upgrade to spit and chew and save your teeth and esophagus

[Anonymous No.7976456]

>>7974580

[Anonymous No.7976473]

>>7972420
I like you.

[Anonymous No.7977580]

I was incredibly baked downtown with a buddy and we wandered into a 24/7 diner and got the chicken and waffles and a beer. It was heavenly

[Anonymous No.7977787]

Recently made Beef Stroganoff like my grandma used to make, it tasted exactly like hers and I started crying the entire time I was eating it.

I miss granny

[Anonymous No.7978283]

>>7974580
Tell me more, anon

[Anonymous No.7978307]

:(
>frying up cheese empanadas for brekkies at cousin's house
>looking for spatula to flip these bad boys
>open cupboard
>a fucking cantaloupe rolls out a la raiders of the lost ark
>splashes right into hot pan below
>oil gets all over my chest and neck
>scream like a bitch
>it hurts so badly and my brain hasn't properly digested what the fuck just happened
>i just take off my now oil covered shirt and climb into their deep freezer an attempt to alleviate the pain
>i just sit there and cry until my aunt finally wakes up from the smell of burning empanadas

[Anonymous No.7978311]

>>7978307
holy shit

[Anonymous No.7978323]

>>7978307
I have to ask: who stores a cantaloupe in the cupboard?

[Anonymous No.7978490]

I almost cried when my mother served steak.
She had bought cheap as fuck, frozen pieces of shitty discount steaks and cooked them beyond well done. I think a foot sole in a shoe would have tasted better.
She also tricked me with some omelette once, by adding mashed banana to spice things up. Just what the flying fuck.

[Anonymous No.7978555]

>>7972248
chopped an onion the other day.

[Anonymous No.7978621]

>>7974909
great job anon