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I'm tired of cooking the same-old-same-old. Please recommend interest but simple recipes for me to make, cu/ck/s.

>> No.7968799

fried rice with chicken cut fajita style with an egg on top

>> No.7968800

>trump image
>cuck
>gib me a meal plan without me giving any details about location/budget/anything relevant

Fuck off. You'll be back in school soon, just ask mommy to give you moneys for cafeteria food and choke down her terrible cooking over the weekend.

>> No.7968801

open up a can of spam. cube it and fry it in a pan with some oil. add it to a can of pork and beans or some kraft dinner. eat it with some corn or peas on the side. mmm?

>> No.7968829

Try feasting on the shit that comes out of ol' trumby's mouth

>> No.7968866

>>7968800
>Trump
>Popular in high schools

wat

>> No.7968889

>>7968866
That's what I was thinking

>> No.7968904

All right, you fucking faggots. Have a slow cooker? Good. No? Fuck you, go get one. Now.

Got slow cooker? Fucking A right you do. Go get some cheap ass spare ribs, you shitstain. Slap that shit in your slow cooker with fucking whole peeled tomato, garlic cloves, rough chop onion, medium chop shallots. Measure out some fucking cumin and some fucking coriander. Not too much coriander, assfucker!

Get you some coarse kosher salt and a goddamn mixed peppercorn grinder. Did I mention to do this first? No? Fuck you, I'm drunk. Aggressively beat the salt and pepper into your shitty fucking store-bought spare ribs, then sear that shit the fuck into your horrible pork parts in a cast-iron skillet on high. HIGH. USE WHOLE BUTTER , if you do not use whole butter I will rape your corpse back to life just to fuck you back to death, you felch-slurping assfaglord.

Cook on low for approx. 6 hrs. Finish with whatever pleb-tier BBQ sauce you think is best. Then fuck your own mother. She needs it.

>> No.7968911

Trump Steaks

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7968913

KFC

>> No.7968915

>>7968904
this hurts to fuckin read lmao

this is like that one chili guide from reddit with the little stick figure shit

>> No.7968958

warning: this is inadvertently a vegan meal, in case of loss of freedom, inject stewed beef


anyway
>remember, olive oil is your friend
>heat chopped onions in a pan of olive oil, just soften it up, don't caramelise it, we don't want brown little indians floating in your food
>chop a massive courgette into 1cm^3 pieces and add it
>also add some olive oil
>stir it up until the pieces soften, but are still firm, kinda like a semi you get when hugging your hot aunt
>transfer that stuff to a pot
>now add about 2-3dcl of lentals
>also add a few potatoes, alrady peeled and chopped into smallish (half inch^3) pieces
>also add one chopped tomato or tomato paste
>add healthy amounts of salt, pepper, paprika powder
>maybe a dash of olive oil
>add about 0.5-1 L of water, see from experience
>cover the pot, let it boil/simmer for about 45min

voila, a nice lental broth

>> No.7969049

>>7968889
>implying

>> No.7969082

>>7968889
>>7968866
He was obviously referring to him as a college student. What high schooler only sees their mother on the weekend? I guess there are some boarding schools but not many in the US.