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Anonymous Tue Aug 9 14:55:54 2016 No.7966636 [Reply] [Original]

Looking for a microwave brownie recipe that kicks ass. I have a chick coming over to netflix and chill and wanna impress her before we have long ass sex.

Added points if you can make ramen brownies in a microwave. We love that shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:08:04 2016 No.7966663 brownie and ass sex are you sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:09:11 2016 No.7966667 >>7966663 Fuck off man i need a recipe!

Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:24:14 2016 No.7966710

Very basic, very versatile brownie in a mug recipe, 1 serving:
3 tbsp each: water, flour, sugar
2 tbsp each: cocoa powder, vegetable oil
A dash of vanilla extract (optional, but recommended)
Mix ingredients well. Wipe down the insides of the mug above the batter for a nicer presentation before nuking 2 to 3 min. Wherever the batter fills the cup up to is about the same height the brownie will be after cooking. Serve with a scoop of ice cream on top, or a dollop of whipped cream.

Modify the recipe as you need it, OP.
>more oil and water = more moist
>more sugar = sweeter
Etc.

Not recommended:
Eggs. Turns everything into a rubbery mess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:25:55 2016 No.7966714 >>7966710 I need it for microwave. I bought premade brownies i want them hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:26:47 2016 No.7966721 >>7966636 Nothing that comes out of a microwave would impress me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:28:02 2016 No.7966727 >>7966721 Ur probly fat so gtfo

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:29:25 2016 No.7966734 >>7966636 >chick >netflix and chill > long ass sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:31:23 2016 No.7966746 File: 2.79 MB, 300x252, 1440978445587.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really hope this thread is b8 Jesus Christ

Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:39:25 2016 No.7966771
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>>7966727
you're awfully rude for someone in need

>>7966721 that anon is right, what you're trying to do is fucking pathetic and wouldn't impress anyone who has a basic sense of self-value

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:41:03 2016 No.7966781 >>7966771 I bet ur a muslim i hate sand people!!! Go!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:42:32 2016 No.7966786 >>7966721 >>7966771 >hoes getting this assblasted over blatant shitposting

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:42:39 2016 No.7966788 >microwave brownie >impressive Surely you jest? If you want to impress her make some actual fucking brownies you lazy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 15:58:51 2016 No.7966845 >>7966636 Do you have an oven? I have a recipe for dank ass two bite brownies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 16:02:10 2016 No.7966864 File: 17 KB, 680x383, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hoping to get your pole polished for some less-than-mediocre deserts Do you also pay hookers with Kit Kat bars?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 16:05:40 2016 No.7966882 File: 76 KB, 349x330, 7541280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7966786 i didn't realize that i like it when someone called me a hoe

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 16:07:42 2016 No.7966887 File: 71 KB, 599x571, 1448209787528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7966845 not op, but i'd like the recipe

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 16:13:54 2016 No.7966913 >>7966887 Just google "two bite brownies" or "mini brownies". You'll find dozens of recipes, likely all claiming to be the best, just like anon there.

Anonymous Tue Aug 9 16:24:38 2016 No.7966945

>>7966887

2/3 cup unsalted butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar, lightly packed
1 teaspoon vanilla extract or 3 table spoons of maple syrup
2 large eggs
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
Optional 1/2 cup mini semisweet chocolate chips

Cream together the butter, sugar, brown sugar and vanilla until light Add the eggs and mix again

Whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, salt and baking soda. Add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture and mix until well combined.

Chill the dough in the fridge for 1-2 hours until it is firm. (trust me, it's going to be really runny otherwise)

Preheat the oven to 350°F and butter or oil the pan you're going to use. Once chilled dump it into the pan and spatula or fork it until it's even.

Bake for 9-10 minutes. I cannot stress this enough. When you pull it out, the top layer will be semi-firm, but the rest gooey. That is what you want it to be. Anything longer and it becomes cakey and you don't want it like that.

Leave it out to cool down for 15 or so minutes. Then place into the freezer for an hour to an hour and a half.

If you have some coconut, I recommend tossing in half a cup in place of the chocolate chips. It adds another dimension. Whatever the case is, this brownie is fucking decadent compared to anything else i tried. Homemade or store bought alike.

I hope you enjoy.

Anonymous Tue Aug 9 16:31:15 2016 No.7966978

So OP, why do you want to make microwave brownies?

You know the effort level is roughly the same between microwave and real brownies, right?

Either way you have to make a batter, just one takes 2 minutes in the microwave, the other takes like 10 in the oven, but has the side effect of making your place smell delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 22:08:17 2016 No.7968051 >>7966721 Are you a girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 22:40:37 2016 No.7968137 File: 1.78 MB, 3264x2448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7966710 First time browsing /ck/ here Cheers, anon It's delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:14:49 2016 No.7968212 >>7966714 >nuking 2 to 3 min Are you illiterate or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:15:55 2016 No.7968214 >>7968137 Is that pistachio or mint ice cream?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:17:56 2016 No.7968220 >>7968137 Glad you enjoyed it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:20:43 2016 No.7968226 File: 346 KB, 446x406, 1399314111896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7966636 >brownies in a microwave >ramen brownies wtf is going on? is this /ck/ now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:26:43 2016 No.7968244 File: 27 KB, 576x448, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7966636 >long ass sex >garbage pussy >microwaving food Jesus christ.

Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:39:24 2016 No.7968273
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>>7966721

This. I mean, if someone handed me some soggy fucking mug-brownie, my first thought woulnd't exactly be "I wanna fuck this person".

I don't even see how the brownie would tip the scales from no sex to sex. Like, "well, I don't really feel like it, but I could blow you for a brownie"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:40:26 2016 No.7968276 >ramen brownies >microwaving >microwaving in hope to impress a girl top fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:46:36 2016 No.7968286 How much is eggs is recommend to make normal brownies? when i use 2 they come out rubbery and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:49:28 2016 No.7968291 >>7968286 You don't need eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 9 23:59:20 2016 No.7968307 >>7966636 >microwave Microwaves are evil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 10 00:10:48 2016 No.7968336 >>7968291 How is that even possible? Why does it even say eggs on the box? I want those chewy/crunchy brownies that white people make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 10 00:28:43 2016 No.7968389 >>7968336 Pray to the god of whiteness for vitiligo, then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 10 01:19:06 2016 No.7968524 >>7968214 Pistachio >>7968220 I appreciate the share, man

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 10 01:23:18 2016 No.7968535 >>7968307 I knew a guy that was convinced that microwaves being used to cook food is what was giving people cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 10 01:25:22 2016 No.7968538 >>7966636 https://munchies.vice.com/en/recipes/fudgy-chocolate-brownies

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 10 09:08:13 2016 No.7969232 >>7968535 I'd avoid being in the same kitchen with high pitched bzzzzzzs anyway. If you are able to hear that in the first place, it'll kill it with time. Not very useful if you are not native ass hunter or industrial music hipster, but

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