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Hey /ck/, what is essential /jackcore/ viewing?

>> No.7962099

bump

>> No.7962118

>>7962061
Watch them all, especially the reviews.
I have a game - everytime I see Tammy I masturbate. I'm not allowed to cum until she takes a bite of food with her tongue out.
Fuck she makes me diamonds, I'd destroy her asshole so badly.

>> No.7962124

>>7962061
Eating the raw chicken obviously. Is his channel a scam? Surely he'd have developed self-awareness by this point. I suspect he might be /ck/'s DeagleNation.

>>7962118
Post a relevant picture.

>> No.7962148

>>7962124
If you're lucky, someone will post the big gurl bites webm I made, for quick Jacknoff sessions.

>> No.7962156

>>7962148
Man, I thought I was curious before. I have to get a look at this.

>> No.7962177

>>7962156
Enjoy this other classic in the meantime...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPqguNvfEQ

>> No.7962184

>>7962118
Just watched the lazy man's omelette video. The "lazy" method has more steps and takes longer than cooking an omelette the normal way, plus it looks like a used diaper. I'm convinced he's mentally deficient.

>> No.7962347

What's the video where he stirs the fly into his eggs?

>> No.7962351
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>>7962148
This one?

>> No.7962370

>tfw you will never be ja/ck/ and Tammy's prized stud bull

>> No.7962444
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>> No.7962453

>>7962444
Shit my bad, that's not jack.
My cringe folder is horrifically unorganized.

>> No.7962457

>>7962444
Your trips confirm that I would eat the FUCK outta this

>> No.7962463

>>7962453
It's not Jack in the video, but it's a video on his channel of one of his friends cooking.

>> No.7962480

>Jack is the one posting most of these threads and webms
>He's literally the only poster willing to label him "Ja/ck/"
>His son hates his dad and his life
>He thinks he can become a meme and be successful off being a failure

Great business model, Jack. I bet you're going to make so much money "ironically" selling your shitty sauces.

>> No.7962492

>>7962480
>>His son hates his dad and his life
>I chocked him so hard that he got a nosebleed
>While screaming in his ear at the top of my lungs
Ja/ck/ isn't only an abusive sociopath, he brags about it on radio.

>> No.7962591

>>7962444
i watched that video while eating dinner last night and started to feel sick. i'm sure it tastes okay since it's just salt and cheese and enchilada sauce, but i'd want to fucking barf after taking a few bites.

>> No.7962630

https://youtu.be/zYrl679lHUc
this entire channel is kinda related

>> No.7962636
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>>7962061
The one where he puts cayenne pepper into his eye to cure his pink eye

>> No.7962637

>>7962636
please tell me this isn't real
actually forget it, I'm just hiding this thread, I don't want to know

>> No.7962640
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>>7962061

>> No.7962642

all of it

jack is a way of life it isnt just one video

its about him fucking up

consistently

on everything

every single time

like last time he couldnt even manage to work a fucking watermelon cutter and sliced himself

>> No.7962651
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>>7962061
YUM!

>> No.7962658

>>7962124
>Is his channel a scam?
Well it seems a lot of people are happy to give him view bux and ad revenue.
Who's the real retard?

>> No.7962661
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>>7962061
Eating a burger like a taco.

>> No.7962665
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>>7962061
He just throws it in like a retard.

>> No.7962669
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>>7962061
He can't even place his phone in a safe place.

>> No.7962676

>>7962061
I know it's not ja/ck/ related but does anyone have that webm of someone taking chips and adding way too much sauce and juice, like V8 and shit. I wanna save it and /r/ didn't help.

>> No.7962682
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>>7962676
Sorry bro. Only one I have.

>> No.7962683

>>7962661
>eats tacos like burgers
>eats burgers like tacos
I hate this fucking human meatball so much.

>> No.7962685

>>7962658
>he doesn't use adblockers on jewtube

Who's the real retard?

>> No.7962692

>>7962685
Every time you watch his videos he makes money, advertising revenue is only one part of AdSense.

>> No.7962694
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>>7962061

>> No.7962695

>>7962640
Please, please tell me nobody ate that. Please.

>> No.7962701
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Vintage hits #69, Dick Shaped Fudge

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>> No.7962736
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>>7962676
gotcha senpai

>> No.7962745

>>7962692
You don't get anything without ad clickthrough. Have you even used it on a youtube channel before?

>> No.7962750

This is required viewing for Ja/ck/: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc

>> No.7962775

>>7962745
>You don't get anything without ad clickthrough.
Incorrect.

>> No.7962782

>>7962775
Prove your claim, then. I've used AdSense on youtube and besides Youtube Red and tips which most people don't have or do, you don't get any money without ad clickthrough from youtube.

>> No.7962784

>>7962736
literally 3000+ calories and a month's worth of sodium

build the wall

>> No.7962785
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>>7962665
"I don't want hot grease to splatter on me. I guess I'll just toss it in and splash it everywhere instead of laying it in gently like a normal fucking person would."

>> No.7962788

>>7962745
1 Video will earn approx' $1.50 per 1000 views with no advertising.
Jack uses product placement and sponsorship deals as well as having an account with Patreon. You tube will pay him additional revenue governed by analytics that relate the views he gets to the value of his "product".

>> No.7962798

>>7962788
That's an assertion without evidence, I said prove your claim not make empty assertions. Patreon has nothing to do with youtube's payouts.

>> No.7962800

>>7962798
>I said prove your claim not make empty assertions
Not him but where did you say this?

>> No.7962804

>>7962665
Well I guess he at least waited for the oil to heat up before throwing the food in this time.

>> No.7962806
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7962806

my first ja/ck/ webm =')

>> No.7962808

>>7962798
>That's an assertion without evidence,
It's all on the AdSense website my man.

>> No.7962824
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Jack trolling Chic-fil-a about whether they're donating any of their Chic-fil-a appreciation day revenue to gay charities in the wake of its owner being publicly anti-gay
contrast this with video of Jack's arguing that gays choose their sexuality and that it is an immoral choice.

Is he torn on the subject, or is he just a dimwitted man with shallow knowledge trying to drive conversation that he has no stakes or reason in doing?
is he a closeted 'mo?
what's with all the manicure/pedicure sessions?

Once you start Jacking hard things start to get a bit blurry

>> No.7962835

>>7962736
Calling this mexican cousine, thats in spain in either cause thats just some sperg making shit food

>> No.7962844

>>7962824
>>7962351
if she wasn't so fat she'd probably be pretty cute

>> No.7962847
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>>7962835
You have to go back, Pedro

>> No.7962861

>>7962847
so each nation has their Jack?

>> No.7962920

>>7962824
I don't think he's torn on the issue. He's very clearly homophobic - I mean one of the reasons he moved was because he didn't want his kid to learn about "the gays" in school. Plus in that video where he brags about beating his oldest son for smoking crystal weed, he also says that his method of choosing a church is to ask the pastor if they would perform a gay marriage. If the church says yes, or even hesitates, he walks out and never returns.

>> No.7962957

>>7962920
I would too beat up my son for smoking spice

>> No.7962968
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>>7962920
>I do not support sam sex marriage. I do believe that gays should have some sort of union or partnership that entails them to the rights of the world like married people get. They should not be excluded from programs like health insurance or 401k sharing because they are not one unit.
I don't believe in redefining the word marriage. There needs to be another term. Half my family is gay and I love them dearly. They know my beliefs and they respect my views as much as I respect thiers.

I think he's just a zealot without much thought. He thinks marriage is defined as one man and one woman in the bible which I don't think it actually is, but he's not opposed to gays actually having "marriage" he just wants them to not get to call it that. I don't think it's homophobia I think he's just a dumb man trying to play the role of a true believer

>> No.7962969

>>7962806
"Jacks Special Salsa" looks like a prolapsing bunghole

>> No.7962970

>>7962920
Not once, ever has he bragged about beating his son for taking drugs.
Not once, not ever.
tl;dr You're an easily led faggot.

>> No.7962978

>>7962847

What is it with these people and just adding shit to doritos?

>> No.7962983
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>>7962970
he also doesn't support genocide, he just wants a pastor who doesn't bend to public opinion

I get that people wanting to hate Jack because he's bad at cooking and a shill. He's a catty shitbag, but he's entirely mischaracterized by his detractors

>> No.7963013

>>7962637
>>7962636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q

>> No.7963017

Someone should make a webm out of this

@4:47
https://youtu.be/aECRJwBS9eM?t=287

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>> No.7963027

>>7962651
oh god lmao which video of his is this

>> No.7963033
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>>7963027
bison burgers and tacos

>I know almost every video that ja/ck/ uploaded

>> No.7963035

>>7963027
Bison burger and taco episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

>> No.7963041

>>7962970
He still beat him regardless, and DID kick him out of the house for doing the weeds(tm)
>and I put him on the ground and started choking him out, I was so mad that I thought I would kill him, and...his nose actually started bleeding just from how hard I was choking him

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>>7962444
it's not even the ingredients that bother me, it's that they put everything into a big fucking pile in the middle then spread it out instead of just laying it out evenly

>> No.7963051

>>7963041
>weed makes people aggressive
He never beat his son for smoking weed, retard.
Not once.

>> No.7963052

>>7963033
>>7963035
thanks anons you anons
lol im dying

>> No.7963055

>>7963041
>and DID kick him out of the house for doing the weeds(tm)
No he didn't.

>> No.7963058

>>7962798
We're not in court, niggas aint gone lay foundation because you're too lazy to UTFSE

>> No.7963060
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>>7963017

>> No.7963061
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Did Ja/ck/ really say he wants to napalm all the Palestinians?

>> No.7963064

>>7963060
How do you make HQ Webms like that without huge file sizes?

I use giffing tool and they're m a s s i v e

>> No.7963069

>>7963055
I swear to god in that video, he said since he son wouldn't stop smoking, he told him he couldn't live with them anymore. His son has lived with his grandparents ever since, and isn't even allowed to stay at the house during holidays.

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>>7963058
Sorry Tyrone, I've never been to court so I don't understand your particular well rehearsed , language.
>pic related: Your immediate ancestor.

>> No.7963078

>>7963069
Well go and check it again.
He never said that, not even once.

>> No.7963087

>>7963061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTiXzXPRAA
51 minutes in

Jack talks about shopping for a new church. Retelling a story of how his pastor (a convicted murderer) says that all the Palestinians should be napalmed Jack knows he found his man and says his response was that he wanted a guy who spoke the truth.
The 3 other white baptists start to cackle at this point. The USA is a strange place

>> No.7963091

>>7963061
No, he said his pastor said that. He's deeply religious you know. When not choking his son out, that is.

>> No.7963096

>>7962824
What kind of "cook" eats out all the goddamn time?

All I can do is bake and prepare simple shit on the stove and I rarely eat out and if I do its some cheap shit burger or a ethnic takeout that resembles my home cooking.

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>>7963060
fixed

>> No.7963120
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>>7963096
They don't really eat at home at all. Jack Jr. says they only eat at home when dad makes a video

We have literally seen every time the man has cooked in his life

>> No.7963133

>>7962968
Na dude he left Cali because he didn't want his son to learn about homos in sex ed

>> No.7963137

>>7963096
>>7963120
He's got easy disposable income, isn't a good cook, and is a hedonist.
his household is morbidly obese, his family outside of his house are slender. He and his wife like to eat food and are not interested in cooking so they eat out.

I get what you're saying, and the main answer is that he's not a "cook", he just uses his cooking show as a platform to perform and shill.

>> No.7963138

is ja/ck/ with her or he is #cruzmissle?

>> No.7963140

>>7963120
Wow then it would make sense for this fuck to be a foodie fat fuck reviewer instead of making poorly cooked meals and making a fool of himself.

>> No.7963142

>>7963055
yeah he did, the kid went to live with grandma

>> No.7963167
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>>7963140
Jack does review food. I would be very surprised if he didn't write it off at tax season too.

Who's the foolish fat fuck now?

>> No.7963188

>>7962669
Is this literally how he got pinkeye?

>> No.7963218

>>7963087
Pretty sure part of it is the evangelical belief we have to give Israel to jews to start the end times. IDK if the baptists drink that kool-aid too but it wouldn't shock me.

>> No.7963220

>>7962970
>Not once, ever has he bragged about beating his son for taking drugs.
Yes he has. Here's the video. >>7963070

>> No.7963243

>>7963188
I'd be more inclined to think its his ring he never takes off

>> No.7963267

>>7963218
Eh I assumed it was baptist because it's the south. There is a church of the same name that is baptist but apparently the Cornerstone Jack attends is Pentecostal.

Googling the church to find out the denomination did reveal an interesting article.

http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/religion/2016/05/05/10-million-suit-against-cornerstone-nashville-church/83943382/

Looks like there's a kid diddling lawsuit going on. Not really Jack related, but suing for 10M dollars. The church has like a starbucks in it. The bible belt is just alien to me.

>> No.7963285

>>7963060
>>7963102
Brilliant

>> No.7963533
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I'm going to the grave certain that this is how he acquired pink eye

>> No.7963546

>>7963533
I don't get it, why is his iphone on the side a problem?

>> No.7963547

>>7962118
You have some low standards there, anon.

>> No.7963553

>>7963546
>on the side
Don't recognize the object it's held in? You might be sheltered but that's not the problem here; that's the kind of tray raw meat comes in. In fact, that is the tray raw meat came in before he put it on the grill in that video.

>> No.7963559

>>7963553
Oh, in Britain meat doesn't come packaged in styrofoam it's vacuum packed on a flat plastic tray.

>> No.7963561

>>7963553
Dunny thing is that in canada those trays are color coded
Blue is for seafood
Pink porc
Black veal and beef
Yellow poultry

>> No.7963563

>>7962732
>leaving hotdogs parallel with the grill

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>>7962682

>> No.7963863
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>>7962636
>>7962637
>>7963013
And of course, the obligatory pinch of cayenne!

>> No.7963899

>>7963013
>pinkeye for at least 2 weeks
holy shit

>> No.7963905

>>7963863
I would pay to see John tie Ja/ck/ to a chair and dump pounds of cayenne into his eyes

>> No.7963988

>>7963863
the good ol shaka-a shake-a of cayenne

>> No.7964026
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Not nearly enough Ja/ck/ webms ITT

>> No.7964031

>>7963905
>And just a shake of cayenne, it's up to you how much cayenne goes in this man

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>>7964026

>> No.7964106

>>7964031
>You are after all the Michael Vick, of blinding your hick.

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>>7962736
>under developed countries think that this is better than starving

>> No.7964123

>>7963561
I believe it's the same in the States.
I've only ever seen the webm of that video so no idea what came out of that tray but I don't think it matters what kind of raw meat he got on his phone.

>> No.7964131

>>7964059
This was painful to watch. How was he screwing it up, though?

>> No.7964134

>>7964059
that was painful to watch

>> No.7964141

>>7964131
he should have passed the yolk between the shells faster and more thoroughly to break up the white. Dude just cannot do anything competently.

>> No.7964149

>>7964059
god I fucking HATE how he cracks his eggs. it just pisses me off so goddamn much

>> No.7964194

>>7963060
HOW DOES HE NOT CUT HIS HANDS OFF
I CRINGED
THIS ISMORE STRESSFUL THAT WATCHING SOMEONE WITHOUT TRIGGER DISCIPLINE HOLD A SHOTGUN OVER THEIR OWN FOOT

>> No.7964211

>>7962847
Man, Walking Tacos are great. Just get a fork, mix it all up in the bag and walk around the fair or whatever munching on it

>> No.7964217

>>7962847
I guarantee hipsters will buy this at 6 a pop. You just need a food truck.

>> No.7964228

>>7962920
Jack is a good Christian man

>> No.7964497
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How many of you chucklefucks comment on Ja/ck/'s videos?

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>>7964026
Nobody makes anything new anymore. Its the same webm's every thread.

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>>7964533
its not our fault that our king Ja/ck/ is not a meme factory making new video everyday

>> No.7964563

>>7964533
I would if I could make good quality webms.
All I can make are shitty gifs.

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Post uncommon Ja/ck/s

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>>7964565

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>> No.7964593
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does anyone have legit beardless ja/ck/?

>> No.7964597

>>7962444
>preshredded cheese

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>>7964593
I gotchu sempai

>> No.7964605

>>7962732
>>7962732

Hello Jack [[[Scalfini]]]

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>>7962665
Makes sense why he stopped using pre-heated grease. A thinker, that one.

>> No.7964651

is medium rare bad or is jack doing it wrong?

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>>7964593

>> No.7964659

>>7964639
#HealthyLiving

>> No.7964665

>>7964651
Jack does basically everything wrong.

>> No.7964670

>>7964643
holy shit

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>> No.7964688

>>7963055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

>> No.7964714

>>7964589
>Eat before you eat
And don't forget to eat afterward also

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>>7964533
If I knew how to make webms longer than 15 seconds I would but all the effort I'm currently willing to put into it is using gfycat

>> No.7964730

>>7964726
keep you webms at 720p

>> No.7964732

>>7964726
>internal temperature of 185ºF

wat

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>>7964656

>> No.7964744

why are jack threads so comfy?

>> No.7964751
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>>7964744
It's the parasites in your intestines

>> No.7964752
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Look, anyone can be a cook. It's just a matter of memorizing steps and recipe. It takes a true chef to be able to present food in an appetizing way.

>> No.7964757
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Fresh video boiiiis

>> No.7964762
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>> No.7964768
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>> No.7964769

>>7964762
Looks like a camel's eyeball

>> No.7964809

>>7962444

>Shitty broken chips
>Shitty canned sauce
>Gross looking meat
>Fake shredded cheese
>ORGANIC milk

This dish is healthy because I used organic milk :^)

>> No.7964843

>>7962847
Ive actually made one of those up before. It was insanely delicious.

>> No.7964857

>>7963013
Of course only a fat filthy bastard like this guy would have pink eye a whole 2wks. What a filthy bastard. Best is he just contaminated everything in his kitchen, spread the love around you fat mess.
>>7963035
>I can hear da emails cumming
I guarantee you this idiot has food poisoned himself hundreds of times, but doesn't even notice.
>>7963188
Just look at him, fat slob throws together canned food heats it up and calls it food, all meats under cooked, now imagine said fat slob going about his day, anus definately leaking, massive skid marks on undies and when its time to go the bathroom, it probably sounds like explosive projectile diarrhea and rocks falling in the toilet. Now do you think this fat mess is clean? I mean for fucks sake he had pink eye and poured cayenne laced water all over the counter after washing his eyes with it, probably spread it to the whole family and then some.
>>7963905
Me too and he breaths some in and strokes out in the chair, then the video cuts out to 5minutes later, eyes protruding out his head, tongue 1ft out his mouth dangling down the side of his mouth, and a brown puddle of poo leaking down the chair out of his soiled pants.
>>7964149
I bet to his simple mind he thought it was cool to do it that way for the camera.
>>7964194
You notice in some videos this fat retard has band aids on his fingers?
>>7964582
I see three massive farting sharting factories in this pic.
>>7964762
How the fuck do you under boil eggs that bad, I didn't even do that bad when I was 8.
>>7964768
What an animal.

>> No.7964858

>>7964768
At first I thought that looked fine, but were those runny egg WHITES? Jesus.

>> No.7964867

>>7964858
Lazy fat mess, probably got all hot and bothered only boiled them for 3minutes, couldn't wait 8min, fat fuck gotta eat bro.

>> No.7964895

>>7964639
The worst part is that after his pathetic "flip," you can very briefly see him use the tongs properly on the other piece.

>> No.7964914

>>7964744
he's literally dad-cook that doesn't know what he's doing. what irks people is that he's so confident about his idoicy

>> No.7964921

>>7962444
How tex mex food was invented

Those chilaquiles are very fucked up

>> No.7964934

>>7962665
Im taking a shit and this made me empty my bowels by mere rage

>> No.7964939

>>7964768
>>7964762
Why didn't he poach it?

>> No.7964945

>>7962847
Every single one of the """seasonings""" he adds is another 500mg of sodium. Surprised Mexicans' hearts don't burst on the spot after eating one of those.

>> No.7964947
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>>7964768
doesn't look too bad senpai

>> No.7964949

>>7962736
This monster with ice cold Clamato michelada in a sunny day at the beach must be better than three michelin star food

>> No.7964952

>>7964939
They're eggs not elephants. What are you stupid?

>> No.7964987

>>7962736
I'm mexican and even I don't know how people can eat this trash

>> No.7964992

>>7962847
Based dorilocos, damn i want a bag right fucking now but my town doesnt even know about them

>> No.7965031

>>7964565
>No jojo edit

>> No.7965043

>>7964867
He kept eggs at 147° for 2 hours actually

>> No.7965050

>>7963899
>>7964857
I've never had pinkeye and I don't really understand it, what's bad about having it for 2 weeks? Or rather what does it indicate? He's a slob who doesn't wash his face?

>> No.7965062

>>7962970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2_ZfxURwo

>> No.7965068

>>7965062
>He attackd me so I tackled him
>He attacked my wife so I tackled and choked him

that's not him bragging about kicking his son's ass for taking drugs. If you would let your teenage son attack your wife then you are a cu/ck/