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7957590 No.7957590 [Reply] [Original]

Is there a better feeling in the world than a runny egg yolk?

>> No.7957601

>>7957590
op has excellent taste
fuck yeah runny egg yolks

>> No.7957605

>>7957590
Yes, several.

A properly cooked egg comes to mind.

>> No.7957608

A nice big shit is a much better feeling, at least until you smell it.

>> No.7957610
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>>7957608
Thats because of the turd pushing against your prostate as it passes.
Next time freeze the shit log and reinsert it in your anus, manipulating your prostate and probing it until a clear, viscous liquid seeps from your urethra.

>> No.7957617

cold milk when you wake up in the middle of a hot summer night is better.

>> No.7957695

Finally feeling drunk enough that you can fall asleep for a change without to squirm in bed for hours as you normally do

>> No.7957705

>>7957695
I know that feel all to well.

The only reason I smoke/drink is to be able to go to sleep.

>> No.7957723

tfw gf

>> No.7957727

>>7957610
Why not use a dildo?

>> No.7957728

>>7957590
It feels,.. runny...

>> No.7957732

>>7957727
Roommates might find it

>> No.7957734

>>7957732
Well, if they steal it then kill them.

>> No.7957735

>>7957732
>Roommates might find it
as opposed to a giant turd sitting in the freezer?

>> No.7957744

>>7957735
Just freeze it til its solid, use it then flush it down the toilet like a regular shit.

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>>7957590
Yes, there are better things in the world but the list is short compared to runny egg yolks. I think you're on to something.

>> No.7958651

>>7957605
>Being this much of a simpleton

>> No.7958660

>i could have had something good if i cooked it a bit longer
>i sure am glad i got this shit thing instead though
>boy i can't wait to be a contrarian on the internet and show people my undercooked food

>> No.7958688

>>7957590
Runny yolk on black beans.GOAT breakfast

>> No.7959668

>>7957590
That looks so good. Needs pepper though.

>> No.7959673

>>7957610
so instead of a runny egg you want a runny ass

>> No.7959756
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7959756

>>7957590

A perfectly cooked french omelette.

>> No.7959826
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7959826

>>7957590
A raw egg on rice with some soy
I was high enough to try it out yesterday and it tasted like heaven

>> No.7959836

>>7959756
>a plain omelette

how boring

>> No.7960439

>>7959826
>keeping the egg white

gj wasting all the vitamin b7 in the yolk

>> No.7960453
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>> No.7960472

>>7959826
I want to do this but I feel like I'll die from salmonella. Why do you feel safe doing that?

>> No.7960475

>>7957590
running black folk

>> No.7960485

>>7960439
i think you're supposed to mix it with hot rice, so it just barely cooks into a creamy kind of sauce. similar to carbonara. the egg white shouldn't be a problem in that case.

>> No.7960489
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>> No.7960501

>>7960472
Because we're not living in third world countries where there's salmonella everywhere and all meat and produce has to be bathed in ammonia to be """edible""". I'd eat our chicken raw. It must suck to be american.

>> No.7960518

>>7957617
that feeling after a hot day on you're drinking a cold beverage and you can feel it cool down you esophagus


>>7957590
only if I have toast on hand.
If its just a runny egg on a plate with no yolk sopper then I'm feeling a bit pensive about leaving the dish in the sink because yolks tend to sick to the plates.


personally I like the feeling , the body rush of eating beans or some other protein after going on a protein restriction.

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Two yolks one egg?

>> No.7960539

>>7960472
Your chances of contracting salmonella from a fresh egg are incredibly tiny, something like a 0.00000001% risk per raw egg eaten

>> No.7960555

>>7960539
And isn't that risk mostly from the outside of the eggshell itself?

If you want anecdotal evidence, in the 20 years I've been alive my mother has always let the family lick cake batter off the mixer sticks. None of us ever got sick.

>> No.7960562

>>7960555
The flour is more likely to get you sick than the eggs, as strange as it sounds.

>> No.7960566
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I would buy one of these if it made a cylinder of yolk instead of whites

>> No.7960699

>>7957590
the only thing i can think of is sex

>> No.7960707

>>7957590
wet pussy

>> No.7960709

>>7960501
why is there always so much american hate on /ck/?

>> No.7960713

>>7960709
maybe because there countries are boring as fuck because they do the same shit over and over.

>> No.7960720

>>7960709
Success breeds jealousy

>> No.7960725

>>7960713
USA! USA!
>fireworks go off in background
>everyone cheers and claps
>Harambe receives an Oscar for Ghostbusters

*their

>> No.7960733
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>>7960725
jealous of our beautiful women?

>> No.7960750

>>7957590
i don't know man, can't explain it but those things scare the shit out of me.

>> No.7960772

>>7960566
Watching that made me feel so violated.

What is this thing?

>> No.7960775

>>7957590
>Is there a better feeling in the world than a runny egg yolk?
Yeah. Eating a runny egg yolk whole and letting it pop in your mouth.

>> No.7960783

>>7960775
>letting it pop in your mouth.
Hey /lgbt/, how was your day?

>> No.7960785

>>7960783
I haven't had my daily dose of dicks yet so I feel pretty grumpy

>> No.7960857

>>7960566
Couldn't you just separate out a bunch of yolks and pour them in there?

>> No.7960870

>>7960772
I believe it's called a Rolly, the latest in a long line of Sold On TV products for people too stupid/lazy to cook an egg. I mean shit if you really want a poorly made egg quick scramble one in a small bowl and nuke it for a minute.

>> No.7960879

what the fuck is up with people who like uncooked food like this, sushi, and rare steals for example
>like holy shit bro you're so uncultured, its only a 1/30,000 chance of catching something just eat it

>> No.7960900

>>7960879
what the fuck is up with people who are terrified of bad events with an extremely low probability but not car crashes or heart disease

>> No.7960908

when a girl gives you that look

>> No.7960963

>>7960870
Just looked it up. Holy shit this thing is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/hRGZMg4GWtg
action starts at around 2 minutes but it only gets better after that

>> No.7960968

a pussy feels better imo

>> No.7960991

>>7960879
Because some things taste better uncooked. I don't know why you're having trouble understanding.

>> No.7961000
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7961000

The feeling of biting into a hot fresh Pizza™ because it contains all the food groups!

>> No.7961016

is there anything worse than the uncooked film of egg-white over improperly prepared sunnyside up eggs?

>> No.7961029

>>7961000
#GoZa

>> No.7961053

Whats the best bread for dipping into egg yolks? I like toasted sourdough

>> No.7961060

>>7957744
you appear to have put some thought into this

>> No.7961064

>>7960453
it's like a maggoty slug