/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:12:05 2016 No.7956234 [Reply] [Original]

I swear this isn't a troll thread. My buddies dad is a 70 year old life long chef whose dying.

He's always had an interesting sense of humor, especially around cooking. And I know for a fact he would enjoy watching all of the fucked up retarded "Ja/ck/" webms.

Could you guys dump them for me what you got. I don't have any saved.

I want to put them all on a dvd so he can watch em.

...no, im not trying to kill him via a heart attack

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:13:00 2016 No.7956236 YouTube.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 19:15:12 2016 No.7956244 >>7956236 >YouTube.com I'm wanting the webms though

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:32:04 2016 No.7956459 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, cooked chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956234 I got you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:33:40 2016 No.7956466 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1451312091764.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:33:55 2016 No.7956467 >>7956244 Why? Just download audioless Youtube rips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:38:55 2016 No.7956482 >>7956466 Watching that clumsy jackass fumble with those things was painfully fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:41:03 2016 No.7956488 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, Easy omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:41:41 2016 No.7956493 The worst thing about this is how liked he is on youtube. He should be regarded as the Chris chan of food

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:42:54 2016 No.7956498 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, bean salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:45:01 2016 No.7956504 File: 316 KB, 1280x720, 1464672551221.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dusted off this Chestnut, hope you feel better soon man

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:45:40 2016 No.7956508

>>7956459
>>7956466
>>7956488
God dammit, I am sick right now and I have nausea symptoms. I thought I could handle a jack thread but nooooo, I had to throw up from this disgusting shit I usually find amusing, just like OP's buddy's dad.
>>7956498
This webm is what made me barf in particular. On the bright side, I feel a bit better after throwing up. Thanks Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:46:47 2016 No.7956515 File: 131 KB, 1280x842, 1453806526523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956234 I can't see a 70 y/o man on his deathbed enjoying this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:47:30 2016 No.7956519 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x720, Jacks omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956508

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:48:03 2016 No.7956520 >>7956508 Imagine the small and texture of party cheese salad. Imagine someone throwing a stomach-full up. The smell, the color, the texture, the flavor. Delish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:50:39 2016 No.7956528 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, party cheese salad webm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956520 >>7956508

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:53:02 2016 No.7956537 >>7956234 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv9WkKUlWMY

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:53:18 2016 No.7956539 >>7956519 Sick fag here, this isn't so bad for some reason, just a bit undercooked. >>7956528 Not really nauseas anymore but it did make me gag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 20:54:12 2016 No.7956541 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, Bison burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956539

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:04:33 2016 No.7956564 File: 1.47 MB, 1267x675, 1452500805816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956488 im fucking crying holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:06:07 2016 No.7956569 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, Bison burger taste.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956564

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:06:40 2016 No.7956570 >>7956488 Looks like he cooked it in a hobo's boot

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:07:30 2016 No.7956572 File: 59 KB, 919x720, 1400938957737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956569 >eat taco like burger >eat burger like taco every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:08:02 2016 No.7956574 >>7956528 God damnit he doesn't even seem to enjoy his own "cooking". He always just eats it and is like "Yep, I ate that. That's enough. I can only spend so many entire days on the shitter."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:10:03 2016 No.7956577 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, authentic mexican enchiladas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:11:10 2016 No.7956583 File: 865 KB, 1280x720, 1464677598661.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] always gotta add that secret ingredient

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:13:30 2016 No.7956592 >>7956577 those nails are worse than the entire abomination she cooked up

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:15:42 2016 No.7956600 >>7956583 watery batter and he cant even pour it consistently wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:21:34 2016 No.7956617 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, 1446420558943.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:22:35 2016 No.7956619 File: 315 KB, 720x404, pork and rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:22:51 2016 No.7956621 >>7956583 im guessing hes trying to make a heart?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:23:51 2016 No.7956623 File: 12 KB, 251x242, 1408999537462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956619 holy shit what the fuck???

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:27:42 2016 No.7956636 File: 2.97 MB, 720x405, kjack_lazy_pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:28:55 2016 No.7956639 File: 915 KB, 1280x720, 1455959928853.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have about an hour or so before I need to go, if you have some easy webm requests for new Ja/ck/ core I'll do what I can.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:29:27 2016 No.7956640 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, corndog dip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:31:49 2016 No.7956643 >>7956636 you will strain out all the flavor i can't fucking stand him

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:33:34 2016 No.7956649 Holy fuck I am dying. Ive only seen part of one of his videos but I had no idea it was this bad. Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:34:50 2016 No.7956652 File: 2.90 MB, 640x480, 1466462934909.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FATALITY

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:36:16 2016 No.7956658 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, garbage stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956649

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:39:23 2016 No.7956671 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1465533417706.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack probably won't be too far behind the old fuck when he drops

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:41:29 2016 No.7956679 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, 1466461310357.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:43:44 2016 No.7956690 >>7956541 Wtf, this must be parody at this point. Thats disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:44:16 2016 No.7956693 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, 1454112398638.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956690 This is only the beginning

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:44:55 2016 No.7956696 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, mayo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956671

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:46:20 2016 No.7956703 >>7956569 The cheese didn't melt cause burger was cold lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:48:47 2016 No.7956709 >>7956696 the most intense ending to any game of soggy biscuit in history

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:48:49 2016 No.7956710 File: 23 KB, 857x115, jack btfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956639 haha fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:49:45 2016 No.7956715 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, 1466485854749.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:50:03 2016 No.7956720 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, knife skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:50:19 2016 No.7956722 File: 102 KB, 1282x778, food safety.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956679 haha the phone in the fucking chicken tray no wonder this dumb fuck got pinkeye

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:51:25 2016 No.7956726 >>7956715 I am beginning to think he is incapable of overcooking something

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:52:27 2016 No.7956733 File: 251 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_justabitsinged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956726 It happens occasionally

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:54:21 2016 No.7956742 File: 1.64 MB, 1280x720, 1456628098903.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:54:44 2016 No.7956744

>>7956504
His look of utter satisfaction, coupled with that hand flourish he always does after tasting something with a utensil, is FUCKING INFURIATING.

Like you know he's thinking "Oh my god I am such an amazing talent, I often do not believe how good of a cook I am."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:55:31 2016 No.7956745 >>7956696 Does he add mayo to everything he makes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:55:46 2016 No.7956747 >>7956742 why would he put that in a video?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:55:53 2016 No.7956748 >>7956744 kek, he has literally said the following in a video unironically: "I'm so talented when it comes to food"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:56:24 2016 No.7956750 >>7956720 oh god fuck this reminds me of the way he cracks his eggs it makes me so irrationally angry like he thinks hes such a good fucking chef and so skilled and adding pizazz but no he just looks like a moron

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:57:38 2016 No.7956751 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, jack tongue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956750 What about the way he eats in public

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 21:59:49 2016 No.7956761 >>7956498 Why the fuck did he flick the tiny glob of fat across his kitchen?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:00:25 2016 No.7956762 File: 233 KB, 666x1101, 1451599948404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956751 he takes enormous bites for some reason and it pisses me off because then you have to watch him chew it for half a minute before he can talk again

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:02:23 2016 No.7956768 >>7956519 The omelette from the memeware commercial looks revolting. Looks like a fucking pancake, talk about overcooked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:07:05 2016 No.7956785 >>7956671 >The way he opens up his arms after taking a bite >every time Why does he do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:07:12 2016 No.7956786 If you are making a dvd of jack be sure to include the video of him talking about beating his son and napalming palestine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:08:20 2016 No.7956793 >>7956658 My dad was poor as a kid and apparently his family would do this. He says he hated it but they'd all eat it because they kinda had to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:08:21 2016 No.7956794 >>7956693 i'M DYING

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:09:56 2016 No.7956799 File: 90 KB, 1179x385, zebra.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:13:10 2016 No.7956806 File: 7 KB, 185x273, 1470413728341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956488

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:13:44 2016 No.7956809 >>7956733 Were they actually overdone, or just burnt outside/raw inside like Ja/ck/'s meat usually is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:14:58 2016 No.7956815 >>7956498 I can get past the other shit, but what really ties this catastrophe together is the fucking vinegar

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:15:02 2016 No.7956816 >>7956750 Im honestly a terrible cook but he still makes me angry for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:16:23 2016 No.7956820 File: 87 KB, 268x325, 1470522214816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956519

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:16:33 2016 No.7956821 File: 951 KB, 720x404, Jak_gravy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956785 it's pretty much just what alphas do, think gorilla slapping its chest. He's eating and if you want to take a run at him you do so at your own peril

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:16:38 2016 No.7956822 >>7956762 Oh that's right euros don't add a sign because they are heathens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:18:25 2016 No.7956829 >>7956528 Sweet fucking jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:19:27 2016 No.7956836 File: 27 KB, 705x696, c05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956541

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:21:30 2016 No.7956844 File: 33 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956577 >enchiladas >it's actually just half-assed baked nachos What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:21:32 2016 No.7956845 >>7956671 >mayo in the cake >that dirty as shit water

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:21:35 2016 No.7956847 >>7956821 Honestly poo-tine is disgusting anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:22:36 2016 No.7956851 >>7956583 Oh, horse cum. Brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:22:51 2016 No.7956852 >>7956845 That's just the fluoride

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:22:54 2016 No.7956853 >>7956815 it's to cut the fat from the mayo, like how pasta salad will have some vinegar in it in fact it is so appropriate I don't think he came up with the idea himself

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:23:51 2016 No.7956856 File: 36 KB, 680x511, 1470445487985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956617 >can't even seal the jar correctly

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:24:25 2016 No.7956860 >>7956844 if you have been to a flyover church potluck like I have then you know exactly what this tastes like

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:24:56 2016 No.7956863 I don't know why but whenever I see ja/ck/ written out I always read It "Jacky /ck/"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:25:01 2016 No.7956864 File: 8 KB, 250x238, 1470416274766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956619

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:26:02 2016 No.7956866 >>7956860 Fuck church potlucks. Don't you remind me of that shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:26:03 2016 No.7956867 >>7956845 I will defend the use of mayo in baked goods here. Its just lemon oil and egg, pretty typical ingredients

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:27:48 2016 No.7956874 >>7956640 >is clearly an adult, yet has no idea how displacement works Fucking how

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:28:58 2016 No.7956877

>>7956852
>mfw my town doesn't fluoridate our water
Or at least not the water we drink. Residents of the town get water pumped from local wells/aquifers that don't have any shit in them.

We also have a reservoir that we collect water in to sell it to cities.

That shit is nasty and probably not drinkable

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:36:02 2016 No.7956897 >>7956877 I don't either, have a well. It really doesn't matter whether fluoride is bad for you, its just expensive and the positive is just whiter teeth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:38:07 2016 No.7956911 >>7956897 I don't just mean that, like they found a body that was in the reservoir for like 5 months at one point

>>	Tom Brady Sat Aug 6 22:40:33 2016 No.7956920 >>7956710 >told off by a girl Fucking rekt

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:41:06 2016 No.7956921 >>7956911 That's real bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:41:44 2016 No.7956924 File: 1.51 MB, 1280x720, ceeleryAttak69.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a very small number of people react physically to fluoride so it effectively makes their drinking water non potable, which kind of makes me chuckle

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:42:07 2016 No.7956925 These threads about/by "social media YouTube personalities" are literally the worst part of /ck/ as of the last few years. It's Reddit-tier astroturfing shit that is a far cry from what /ck/ used to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:42:23 2016 No.7956927 >>7956750 What I don't understand is how he fucks up in every way imaginable and still sees fit to post it to YouTube, like it doesn't make him look like a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:43:04 2016 No.7956930 >>7956925 >Joey threads No no no, I meant the REAL /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:43:23 2016 No.7956933 >>7956924 I wouldn't eat that if I was starving

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:45:30 2016 No.7956939 File: 131 KB, 512x384, ngbbs4e192a25743a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956742

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:46:05 2016 No.7956940 File: 2.19 MB, 1675x727, 1463201988027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:46:32 2016 No.7956941 File: 1.30 MB, 1920x1080, jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:46:45 2016 No.7956942 I just don't understand how he can be so inept. He can't do anything right, even the most simple of tasks. He clearly cooks a lot, how can he not have learned any skills or developed up some improvement?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:49:14 2016 No.7956945 >>7956940 BLACKED

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:52:57 2016 No.7956951 >>7956942 Jack jr confirmed that they almost always eat out. They only eat at home when jack makes something on his show. https://vid.me/FJW3#1s

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:53:43 2016 No.7956955 File: 1.07 MB, 266x268, 1448940690025.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this dude really not realize he's a fucking imbecile? I have never seen someone fuck up so raw and so constantly without ever pausing to consider what's going wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:57:36 2016 No.7956963 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, meatloaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who else here likes to get Juicy with papa Ja/ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:59:02 2016 No.7956964 >>7956924 WHAT IS THAT Is that burned mushrooms?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 22:59:13 2016 No.7956965 >>7956874 he is quite easily below 90 in the IQ department

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:01:07 2016 No.7956970 >>7956964 the knife's the thing that gives it away balsamic reduction covered celery, I presume don't think I've actually seen that episode

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:09:24 2016 No.7956989 >>7956927 Because its the products fault, obviously

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:15:00 2016 No.7957004 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, 1466431536532.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:18:20 2016 No.7957013 >>7956963 oh my god

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:42:11 2016 No.7957052 >>7956572 That has always bothered the fuck out of me but I've never seen anyone else bitch about that specifically, glad I'm not the only one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:48:34 2016 No.7957064 >>7957004 >that egg crack he thinks hes reaaal fuckin cool doesnt he

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:50:18 2016 No.7957069 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, jackpork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a solid Ja/ck/ thread! I missed those so much!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:53:18 2016 No.7957074 >>7957069 This .webm disgusts me. I can't put my finger on it, but I'm repulsed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:53:30 2016 No.7957076 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jackdogbrow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:54:32 2016 No.7957079 >>7957069 he looks fucking retarded in this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:55:05 2016 No.7957081 >>7956924 You know, of all the fail webms in this thread, I suppose this one isn't the worst thing I've ever seen. I mean I'm sure it tastes awful but at least it's cooked

Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:57:41 2016 No.7957087
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>>7957074
maybe too much mustard?
maybe the way he manhandles the hot dog?
the duck?

also if you watch the vid, he's at disney world, in the german quarters, and he says he's having authentic german cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 6 23:58:08 2016 No.7957088 >>7956498 >dat flick tho

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:00:51 2016 No.7957096 >>7956742 what the fuck this cant be fucking serious omg

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:01:10 2016 No.7957098 File: 179 KB, 444x342, 1439502942622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956761 I quote: "This the fat from pork and beans ... Ready, Launch" Salad night is a masterpiece. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:01:48 2016 No.7957099 >>7957087 I think it's Ja/ck/ corpulence combined with the way he eats the sausage (?). It looks like he's giving the bun a bj.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:03:18 2016 No.7957102 File: 160 KB, 500x464, cucking_with_jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956515 Goofy Jack and all his food attrocities made my leukemia recovery easier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:04:16 2016 No.7957105 >>7957069 Whats with the duck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:05:51 2016 No.7957107 >>7957105 It's too scared to figure out how to escape being eaten next

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:05:59 2016 No.7957108 >>7957076 >eyebrow raise

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:06:52 2016 No.7957110 >>7957105 It lives in a Disney park. It probably survives on the half-eaten food people throw away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:07:01 2016 No.7957111 >>7957107 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:07:55 2016 No.7957114 File: 2.44 MB, 640x282, 1454738370153.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957098

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:11:34 2016 No.7957121 File: 69 KB, 1280x720, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956639 If you are the anon that did most of these .webm, you sir a a rose among thornes. You made the Jack meme real!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:12:19 2016 No.7957124 >>7957098 No wonder every salad I make isn't that great, I've been forgetting the integral 3 heaping spoonfuls of mayonnaise that goes into them

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:14:16 2016 No.7957129 >>7957124 don't forget the two caps full of vinegar anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:14:50 2016 No.7957131 File: 53 KB, 645x773, 2717467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack's subscriber base must be almost entirely made up of /ck/. People can't seriously be going here for advice and ideas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:16:15 2016 No.7957133 >>7957098 "ready...launch....bukhh!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:17:33 2016 No.7957138 post the batter one

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:18:59 2016 No.7957142 >>7956640 >the oil isn't even boiling perfect

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:24:28 2016 No.7957152 >>7956498 The worst part is that I would've eaten this if he didn't drown it in mayonnaise. Even the vinegar looks like it could be experimented with to make something good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:25:28 2016 No.7957153 File: 1.55 MB, 940x529, Jaksplash69.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957131 if you really think his audience is comprised primarily of mouth breathing cretins than you don't know Jack

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:27:16 2016 No.7957158

>>7957131

A few years ago I used to subscribe to him and actually had respect for his teachings and enjoyed watching all of his videos. Only recently I started to notice what a piece of trash he is. For the length of time he's been doing this, he has basically shown no improvement, no, he might be getting worse over time. It amazes me. It must be on purpose right? He's a youtuber, so watching other food/cooking youtubers should be second nature to him. At least he has to follow Chef John videos once or twice right? But he seems to pride himself in not learning from others or something.

The thing that really set me off were his product reviews. Like that time he blamed the magic bullet for his inability to cook an omelette. What a sad man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:31:50 2016 No.7957169 >>7956762 God damn I love that picture. Gets me in tears every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:34:04 2016 No.7957177 >>7957138 see>>7956640

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:35:11 2016 No.7957178 >>7957177 naa, the other one

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:40:35 2016 No.7957194 >>7957178 This one? >>7956583

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:43:40 2016 No.7957198 >>7957194 nope

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:47:06 2016 No.7957207 >>7956459 Which one of his videos is this ? I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:47:41 2016 No.7957210 >>7956822 That's actually common in a lot of americlap restaurants too. It triggers my autism but say la vee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:47:41 2016 No.7957211 >>7957198 you must mean the one where its like a non newtonion fluid

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:50:07 2016 No.7957221 >>7957216 thank you

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:52:14 2016 No.7957226

I've been following these jack threads for a while, and while his utter failure to be able to do even the most basic cooking tasks correctly is offensive to me, the most annoying part of his mannerisms is how he does everything so clumsily and awkwardly. Every time he whisks something it's tiny, gingerly circles, he never pours things at a reasonable pace, he always covers things with sauce unevenly, etc. It's like he's an alien wearing a human suit and hasn't gotten used to the motions yet. what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:52:28 2016 No.7957228 >>7957216 amazing

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:52:46 2016 No.7957229 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, 1455949561315.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:55:05 2016 No.7957232 >>7957216 How do you fuck that up so hard and think you have any business cooking?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:56:35 2016 No.7957236 >>7957216 THAT is supposed to be batter?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:56:45 2016 No.7957237 >>7956234 Jack, Joey, and reviewbrah need to be autobans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:57:19 2016 No.7957238 >>7957207 >SHake 'n Bake

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 00:59:55 2016 No.7957245 File: 99 KB, 858x622, 1453672103053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957237 >ban what I don't like! Back to tumblr

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:00:13 2016 No.7957247 File: 36 KB, 728x518, Jacklivesmatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957237 Frigg off you salty emo, this is legit food & cooking material. Also 80% of /ck/ approves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:04:40 2016 No.7957260 >>7957216 Is that shit non-Newtonian? How much cornstarch did he fucking use?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:05:26 2016 No.7957264 >>7957237 Driving at 300mph on a german motorway has nothing to do with cooking board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:07:05 2016 No.7957270 >>7957264 >tried to sound smart >failed horribly The German roadway is the Autobahn you cuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:08:11 2016 No.7957273 File: 2.27 MB, 1920x1080, chill_n_grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957270 whoa, this guy knows his roadways, keep an eye on him he's going places

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:08:35 2016 No.7957274 >>7956955 Dunning-Krueger effect. He's too dumb to know he's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:11:13 2016 No.7957282 >>7957273 What was his justification for pouring cold water into his ground beef?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:13:17 2016 No.7957290 >>7957216 >tfw you fuck up so bad you create a new state of matter

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:16:31 2016 No.7957294 >>7957282 testing whether claims of ice water keeping burgers more juicy. He found it worked but left the burger with less flavour. He's kind of like a poor man's alton brown

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:19:29 2016 No.7957301

>>7957273
This is exactly what I hate about him. He looks at a beef burger and assumes it's just beef, so he makes his own burgers with nothing but beef. He doesn't look at a recipe, doesn't find out what other people do and then make his own version. He just goes with his gut feeling and is wrong every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:20:05 2016 No.7957303 >>7957274 Funny thing about the dunning-krueger effect. No one in academia actually takes it seriously or thinks it isn't a retarded made up theory

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:21:26 2016 No.7957306 >>7957303 >academics >outside of the actual sciences >anything but bullshit artists Even academics in the real sciences can be really dumb sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:21:35 2016 No.7957308 File: 400 KB, 1280x800, 1259813317007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This whole thread makes me very sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:22:23 2016 No.7957310 >>7956963 #juicy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:22:43 2016 No.7957311 >>7957273 Why is Jack putting those burgers in a hot pan? They look perfectly cooked by his standards.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:27:04 2016 No.7957323

>>7957306
It's one of those miss interpreted studies things though. Like the nazi shock experiment where an authority figure told someone to shock someone and thus all the nazis who were "just following orders" weren't bad.

In reality any time an order was given during that experiment the test subject would tell the authority figure to fuck off. The people who shocked people did it not because they were told to, but because they thought it would be good for society to push the limits of science

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:28:50 2016 No.7957328 >>7957303 I've never had another situation where it applied, but I seriously can't think of any other explanation for his complete lack of improvement.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:29:56 2016 No.7957331 >>7956940 poorlittewhiteboi.png

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:31:19 2016 No.7957336

>>7957328
well, to be fair Jack has shown incredible improvement, he just is still bad. But in relation to himself he's definitely gotten better.
Both in terms of cooking and video production. The reason he is still shit overall is probably a limitation of his intelligence and stroke damaged brain. Possibly throw in laziness and a culture of low standards

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:32:11 2016 No.7957339 File: 506 KB, 898x893, squid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956671

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:40:44 2016 No.7957353 File: 751 KB, 1024x731, 1466202960917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957331

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:42:01 2016 No.7957356 >>7956750 it's the way he has no self-awareness about it, we all make fuck ups in cooking but he just doesn't seem to notice and posts it on Youtube anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:43:21 2016 No.7957360 >>7956619 The sad thing is that's not even rice, it's fucking Rice-a-roni. With a garnish of steamed pork chop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:45:55 2016 No.7957371 >>7957153 Fuck man. Why does this asshole get a vitamix and I don't?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:47:59 2016 No.7957377 File: 329 KB, 340x889, 1470348379315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957216 wow

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 01:49:00 2016 No.7957383 >>7957377 thicc

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:05:12 2016 No.7957418 File: 70 KB, 640x640, uncanny_valley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957377 >that tiny passage of light in her crotch >Will you go through this tiny hole and get a treasure that's inside?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:11:42 2016 No.7957433 >>7957069 what episode is this from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:15:13 2016 No.7957446 File: 1.50 MB, 1280x720, 1454297735167.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957377 I'd eat her like this wing

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:20:23 2016 No.7957461 >>7957446 someone should tell this guy that its not mandatory to eat a whole wing in one bite

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:21:29 2016 No.7957465 start adding these too https://www.youtube.com/user/parthenocarpySA

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:22:22 2016 No.7957468 >>7957461 Ja/ck/ probably told him as a teenager while choking him nearly to death

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:26:39 2016 No.7957482 File: 28 KB, 400x400, hoohooo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956541

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:46:59 2016 No.7957531 File: 48 KB, 540x459, 1461607943826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956541

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:49:56 2016 No.7957541 File: 611 KB, 1822x1370, trex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:56:00 2016 No.7957556 File: 30 KB, 638x404, 1452887728391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957465 don't forget his actual channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3r7mjh3SsPw7xziKVqYYVQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 02:59:20 2016 No.7957566 File: 2.85 MB, 320x240, fat-guy-shooting-gun-o.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957541

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:05:12 2016 No.7957575 >>7956643 How will the flavor strain out? It's all in the pot, he isn't gonna strain that shit. This one actually looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:13:53 2016 No.7957581 >>7956785 It looks more like he's trying to convey that he did an amazing job but in the middle of his gesture he realizes it tastes terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:14:19 2016 No.7957582 >>7956617 I dont know what the fuck that is but why did he shake it instead of just stirring it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:22:57 2016 No.7957587 >>7957461 He just wants to act tough in front of his dad so he doesn't start choking him again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:23:57 2016 No.7957592 >>7957587 >>7957468 whats this choking shit about did he actually assault his kids?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:26:58 2016 No.7957596 >>7956742 Laughed so fucking hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:27:26 2016 No.7957598 >>7957592 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:30:38 2016 No.7957606 >>7956963 holy fuck why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:32:08 2016 No.7957609 >>7957064 its really the one thing he can do without fucking it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:39:09 2016 No.7957618 File: 939 KB, 255x164, 3c7.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956619 This shit straight up looks like maggots

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:50:01 2016 No.7957636 >>7957598 I wonder if jacks dad choked HIM so hard that he can't cook right would make sense

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 03:54:48 2016 No.7957641 File: 118 KB, 316x254, AHGHAGHAGHAG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956696 WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:00:51 2016 No.7957648 >>7956234 Whose dying what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:06:09 2016 No.7957654 >>7956715 JUICY!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:07:35 2016 No.7957658 >>7956488 >isn't that beautyful?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:12:46 2016 No.7957662 >>7957229 PUT YOUR TONGUE BACK IN YOUR HEAD GOD FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAMN

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:15:12 2016 No.7957663
File: 14 KB, 240x232, 1463124751099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I-i'm new to /ck/, my home board is /g/

I just watched through the entire thread. I-is this all real? This is a parody/troll channel right? Making fun of actual channels, right?

n-none of this can be real, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:17:38 2016 No.7957667 File: 926 KB, 720x404, 1454389052334.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957663

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:18:44 2016 No.7957668 Required viewing as part of Ja/ck/ core curriculum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:18:55 2016 No.7957669
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>>7957663
it was originally a phoned in cooking show he used to feature/shill his sauce.
He got into the sauce business as an investment but his partner bailed in the 11th hour leaving Jack in a sink or swim situation.

Many years have passed and it's become a decent source of income for him. He is not particularly skilled at cooking, and claims to be an every man and thus excuse his ineptitude as the main draw. He's reeaaal, learn from his mistakes and have a good time doing it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:23:04 2016 No.7957674 File: 42 KB, 370x514, 1431643772509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956963 it looks like a bloody turd

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:24:13 2016 No.7957676 >>7957667 >>7957669 I don't think I'm coming back to /ck/ after this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:25:42 2016 No.7957677 File: 1.30 MB, 1280x720, 1466478531507.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957668 >>7957676 You should watch the video linked in that post for a good primer on Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:25:53 2016 No.7957678 >>7956577 This is strikingly similar to Taco Town, only it's not a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:31:36 2016 No.7957691 >>7957541 how many x's before the L?? It's like a child's tent

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:31:49 2016 No.7957693 Holly shit please keep this going I'm pissing my pants right here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:34:23 2016 No.7957699 File: 70 KB, 500x733, 1466693947208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957541 Literally a human meatball, jfc

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:36:23 2016 No.7957703 File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, 1452019875752.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957693 enjoy faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:37:31 2016 No.7957704 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, 1452020588681.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957703

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:38:36 2016 No.7957706 File: 945 KB, 1280x720, 1452020874917.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957704 just look at this stupid face LOOK AT IT FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:39:03 2016 No.7957707 File: 105 KB, 800x636, 1458757115306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anybody ever actually cooked anything they've seen Jack make or is it just a freak show?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:39:40 2016 No.7957708 File: 631 KB, 720x404, 1452306753877.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957706

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:40:45 2016 No.7957709 File: 866 KB, 1280x720, 1454147474518.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957708

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:41:05 2016 No.7957712 >>7957708 Is there a gallon of oil hidden in that taco like some rabbit in the hat shit or what

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:41:33 2016 No.7957713 >>7957371 Oh my god I think that every fucking time he gets some kind of new gadget sent to him for free. Retard can barely use them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:41:56 2016 No.7957714 File: 1014 KB, 1280x720, 1466911128702.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957712

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:48:59 2016 No.7957718 >>7957668 >https://www.youtube.com/user/parthenocarpySA I have never seen a more un-funny video.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:49:18 2016 No.7957721

>>7957446
You just know how fucked up the whole family is, if their only way of getting attention is to stuff as much food as possible in one bite into their fucking mouth.
I think this is why jack does it aswell, his parents kept ignoring him because he was/is mentally retarded and the only way he would get attention was by stuffing obscene amounts of food into his fat face with one bite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 04:52:05 2016 No.7957725 >>7957718 It's educational, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:00:47 2016 No.7957737 >>7957718 yeah it is actually a fairly shit video, but lots of backslapping is to be expected by internet bullies because it is at least an effort by somebody to make Jack accessible

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:05:00 2016 No.7957748 >>7957303 Funny thing about your post: you're fucking wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:05:40 2016 No.7957752 >>7957069 >>7957076 Why does this retard have to bite like he has to eat the fucking thing in 2 bites. Out of all the shit this is the one that doesn't make me laugh and actually pretty angry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:10:50 2016 No.7957757 File: 993 KB, 1280x720, imitate_jak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957752 it's a pretty fun way of eating, instead of knocking it you should give it a try

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:15:26 2016 No.7957767 >>7957216 My life is not complete. What makes it even better was that he chose to upload it. Completely unaware it must be a blessing to be that oblivious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:23:46 2016 No.7957788 >>7956528 What is this goofy shit supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:24:35 2016 No.7957789 >>7957788 Hello, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:31:34 2016 No.7957797 File: 1.76 MB, 235x150, 1449181189222.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957465

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 05:52:48 2016 No.7957818 Not Jack, but still foodgore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQbWeNQpiA

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:18:42 2016 No.7957848 >>7956583 >This niggas motor skills HOLY SHIT LOL Does anyone have the SCALDING HOT OIL webm with the corndogs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:23:21 2016 No.7957853 >>7956726 >He hasn't seen Ja/ck/s twice cooked fish I think it's the one where he's scared of cooking fish, so he cooks it twice and it ruins this really pretty cut of salmon or whatever he cooked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:25:49 2016 No.7957856 File: 47 KB, 680x583, 1448043579510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956679 OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:29:35 2016 No.7957858 You better upload the video of Jack Jr talking about how they always eat out and only eat at home when Jack makes a video.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:37:18 2016 No.7957866 >>7956498 The only good thing I got out of this was that it convinced me that the Slap Chop isn't a total piece of shit and maybe worth buying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:37:46 2016 No.7957867 >>7956720 Snorlax used X-Scissor

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:46:01 2016 No.7957874 >>7956703 >lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:50:09 2016 No.7957883 File: 1.24 MB, 1257x594, cucking_intheusa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone else leave their stove on while they're not using it or is it just Jack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 06:55:50 2016 No.7957895 >>7957883 Yeah man, that was hilarious when he did that!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:06:05 2016 No.7957909 >>7957789 Thanks for the quality post!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:18:45 2016 No.7957931 >>7957260 The old non-newtonian post. This thread takes me back

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:30:13 2016 No.7957958 File: 7 KB, 228x221, 1470104241989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957216 >using oobleck as batter oh lawd

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:45:51 2016 No.7957985 >>7956466 It's nowhere near tender enough for that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:54:09 2016 No.7957995 >>7956577 My MIL makes something like this with doritos. It's awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 07:55:23 2016 No.7957998 >>7957995 dorito pie

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:24:05 2016 No.7958023 File: 842 KB, 720x1280, 1446234032568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957377 THICC H I C C

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 08:33:41 2016 No.7958037 Bumping for autosage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:13:32 2016 No.7958115 >>7957985 That's because you can see it's not even cooked inside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:46:19 2016 No.7958211 >>7957818 whats wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 09:52:24 2016 No.7958236 >>7957076 This makes me think that when he masturbates he likes to aim up and cum on his face. Not sure why.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:06:13 2016 No.7958281 >>7956234 -__-

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:11:47 2016 No.7958295 >>7956963 How do I not make them look ugly like this..

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:23:41 2016 No.7958322 >>7957004 Dear god I hope he's not making hollandaise. ... What is he trying to make here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:24:15 2016 No.7958324 >>7957102 >cancer helped you recover from cancer Pure pottery

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:29:15 2016 No.7958336

>>7958295
Meatloaf is always going to be ugly, but it seems that good ol' Ja/ck/y boy didn't puree his bread crumbs (or whatever the fuck he used). My partner likes to soak the breadcrumbs in milk until they're the texture of wet sand to ensure no moisture is lost during the cooking process, and to give it an even texture. If you put onion, carrots, etc. in your loaf, make sure that they're finely diced/minced and ensure that you smooth out the surface before baking. Also, bake all the way through, unlike this mong.

Lastly, a glaze of ketchup or BBQ sauce on top can make your loaf look slightly more appetizing than usual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:42:04 2016 No.7958369 >>7956459 Did he eat this? This is horrifying to watch. How the hell do you even cook the chicken this far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:47:55 2016 No.7958385 >>7958322 Do you think Jack even knows what that is?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:49:08 2016 No.7958389 >>7956519 TURN THE HEAT DOWN AND DON'T USE SO MANY FUCKING EGGS!! STOP REFRIGERATING YOUR EGGS!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:54:17 2016 No.7958407 *Jacked

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:56:17 2016 No.7958413 >>7958336 >My partner Is this the hot new meme?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:57:33 2016 No.7958418 >YOU WILL NEVER RETIRE >YOU WILL DIE HAVING YOUR LIFE MOCKED >LAUGH BECAUSE YOU ARE A JOKE ENDING >.WEBMs ON DVD

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:57:36 2016 No.7958419 >>7956821 That gravy looks like a combination of vomit and shit. No exaggeration. >makes sure to shake the spoon so there's nothing dropping on transportation >too fucking lazy to just pick up the fucking bowl and instead spills some anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 10:58:25 2016 No.7958422 >>7958413 welcome to 2015, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:00:37 2016 No.7958427 Jack Jr.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:02:16 2016 No.7958432 File: 1.59 MB, 680x510, 1453235561625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956951 >Jack jr >Jack reproduced >Jack convinced some woman to carry his child to term

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:03:45 2016 No.7958434 >>7958432 Yes. It's ironic isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:04:41 2016 No.7958435 >>7957114 Fuck off. I don't understand why he has to make eye contact while eating. That shit sends chills up my spine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:04:52 2016 No.7958438 File: 22 KB, 265x300, 2irritant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7958432 >Jack has a more successful sex life than most of /ck/ You can't make this shit up!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:06:02 2016 No.7958442 File: 36 KB, 420x882, 1466234469794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7958432 two women, he's spread that scalfani seed across multiple fields

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:06:45 2016 No.7958446 >>7957169 >frozen premade crust I blacked out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:16:34 2016 No.7958473 >>7957377 I want to eat her ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:19:53 2016 No.7958488 >>7958336 >My partner FAGGOT DETECTED

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:27:11 2016 No.7958511 File: 49 KB, 640x454, 1454240540094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957704 >you can see strings of ground meat >he just grabbed a handful of ground meat and chucked it onto the pan

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:30:25 2016 No.7958523 >>7957712 It just keeps coming! >>7957714 What's he doing wrong here? Obviously he's not utilizing the product correctly but what is it exactly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:30:51 2016 No.7958525 >>7958488 >he's voting for Drumpf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:34:13 2016 No.7958534 File: 716 KB, 512x512, 1455292497333.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7957273 >doesn't knead the meat >doesn't SEASON them

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:34:14 2016 No.7958535 >>7956693 what is that jenkem at 42s?

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:35:16 2016 No.7958541

>>7958525
Trump doesn't care one way or the other about faggots.

Also I refuse to vote for hillary because she wants to raise my taxes, ban my guns, import millions from latin america, and sign the TPP. Not to mention she was caught doing very illegal things but wont be prosecuted due to being royalty and I am pretty sure she has brain damage from her stroke

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:40:08 2016 No.7958548 >>7958541 >Trump doesn't care one way or the other about faggots. But the people who will vote for him do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:40:59 2016 No.7958553 File: 65 KB, 960x540, 1430345041777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7958534 >>7958511 >not letting the joocies do the work and adding your favorite brand of the best sauce you'll ever taste™ Who needs seasoning and overcooked meat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:47:10 2016 No.7958567 >>7956519 I don't see anything wrong except the poor flip/presentation. Cooked through omelette feels like rubber to me.

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:49:12 2016 No.7958571

>>7958389
>STOP REFRIGERATING YOUR EGGS!
American egg processing removes the cuticle so if you don't refrigerate them they might get salmonella. It's less effective than the way euros do it.

Of course if you get your eggs straight from the source you don't need to refrigerate in america

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:50:09 2016 No.7958574 >>7958523 He blaims the product for being shit when he's the fuckup. He does it all the time

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:50:45 2016 No.7958576 >>7958548 Whether trump wins or Hillary wins that won't change whether people like gays

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:52:37 2016 No.7958579 >>7958576 None said it would. Do try to keep up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:55:03 2016 No.7958585 >>7956498 The nonchalant launching of the lard cube into the nether abyss of his kitchen is what makes this webm 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 11:58:59 2016 No.7958595 >>7956234 Come on, Autosage!

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 12:01:04 2016 No.7958599

>>7958567
>Cooked through
>clearly can't see the water running from the fruits he added
>clearly can't see how the egg is burned on one side
Take your eggs out and let them sit for half an hour. Heat your pan when your eggs are ready to be made into an omelette. We're just making a cheese omelette in this scenario so pour your egg mixture into the hot pan. Push the edges inward so whatever uncooked egg will hit the pan while you tilt it. Add your cheese then plate it, the remaining heat in the omelette will cook the rest and the cooking process should have taken you three minutes at most.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 12:16:39 2016 No.7958630 File: 11 KB, 297x294, 1415034031937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956528 >Salad

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 12:19:35 2016 No.7958639 >>7956965 I've seen a video of a fucking bird knowing how displacement works. This is some single-figure type shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 12:52:02 2016 No.7958731 >>7957433 orlando disneyland voyage

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 12:59:47 2016 No.7958757 Anyone got his pickling experiment? where he boils a shitload of spices and it comes out nasty and stuff? Or the "How to Botulism" of his canning?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:23:52 2016 No.7958830 >>7956722 The phone in the tray that just had raw chicken in it is my favourite Ja/ck/ Easter egg in all of his videos What's yours /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:33:39 2016 No.7958858 >>7958757 >pickling >boils Is.... That's not how you pickle.. Right? I'm almost certain you don't boil anything, let alone cook, when making a pickle brine?

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:35:37 2016 No.7958864

>>7958535

Jack tried to make pickles, but instead of placing the cucumbers and spices in a jar then pouring the hot brine over it, he boiled everything together in a pot and poured it into a jar. It resulted in the seasonings dissolving into a diarrheic hue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:35:41 2016 No.7958865 In this fine specimen, Jack "cures" his pinkey by putting cayenne pepper in them because "the doctors are wrong".... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4Q

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:39:21 2016 No.7958875

>>7958858
It depends, but quite often it involves heating. If you're pickling mushroom, onion, green tomatoes or anything that needs cooking. You can also do it cold, or using bacteria to break down tough food without heating. See kimchi.
Heating, provided you have the means too rapidly cool it afterwards, is also the most idiot-proof way of making a safe pickle. What you end up with is basically a pasteurised preserve like what you buy in tin cans, that can be kept nearly forever even in room temperature.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:41:10 2016 No.7958883 >>7956821 >Prepared elegantly on a Kirkland brand imitation fleece blanket that had recently been in the trunk of the chef's minivan

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:41:49 2016 No.7958887 >>7958865 Are we absolutely certain that jack isn't a genius troll? First of all, he does shit like this. Then, if you pay close attention when he tries aunt myrna's party cheese salad, you can tell he's trying really hard not to laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:43:38 2016 No.7958893 >>7958887 >genius troll I would say that....but no actually. I don't think he is dumb though to be honest. I think he is a huge narcissist who thinks he knows everything about everything so never bothers to learn how to do something correctly

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:44:29 2016 No.7958898 >>7958865 >giving medical advice Can we not have this asshole thrown in the bin for spreading idiocy without a license?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:47:08 2016 No.7958912 File: 9 KB, 225x225, 1444594637412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956652

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:49:34 2016 No.7958918 >>7958865 I don't watch Jack for a few months and this happens. What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:50:34 2016 No.7958921 >>7958893 >never bothers to learn how to do something correctly LOOK AT IT! (>>7956941) HE JUST STRAIGHT EATS A SPOONFUL OF MAYO! LOOK!! (>>7956733) The man has given himself salmonella multiple times (unless that was a joke?)!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 13:57:19 2016 No.7958946 >>7958830 hard to beat putting cayenne pepper in his eye as a home remedy I think he got irl trolled

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 14:00:05 2016 No.7958958

>>7958893
Na m8 he gets infections all the time from his poor understanding of hygiene

He also deletes tons of youtube comments of people saying mean things about him because his ego is too fragile to take being called out as a retard. A troll would leave that shit up

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 14:11:30 2016 No.7959008 File: 11 KB, 252x221, 1445284845035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7958865

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 14:15:56 2016 No.7959026 >>7956874 >tfw crows are smarter than Jack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 14:28:24 2016 No.7959090 >>7956793 His family were just shit cooks then. There's plenty of decent dishes you can make with offcuts of meat and vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 14:43:35 2016 No.7959148 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw No webm, but look an this beauty!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 14:49:19 2016 No.7959168 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, kosher jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] antique ja/ck/ video

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 15:36:24 2016 No.7959353 File: 175 KB, 960x960, nervous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7956541

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 15:46:30 2016 No.7959380 File: 1.72 MB, 1277x673, illtouchyourkids.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 15:59:59 2016 No.7959422 >>7959148 >I couldn't walk for 2 days no lie What did he mean by this? What the fuck was he doing at that party?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 16:03:07 2016 No.7959431 File: 1.52 MB, 1280x720, stroke.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Aug 7 16:04:28 2016 No.7959435

Somewhere there is a collection of videos that Jack decided not to post to YouTube because it went wrong and made him look silly.

Maybe in one of those, his mother comes home and gives an exhausted sigh to find him in her kitchen AGAIN. "Jack what have I told you about going in the kitchen? Look at this mess! Go to your room right now! And take your video camera with you!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:06:22 2016 No.7959742 >>7959435 >went wrong Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:06:53 2016 No.7959745 File: 129 KB, 729x937, 1454720520719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another successful Ja/ck/ thread, well done OP

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:09:45 2016 No.7959758 >>7959742 In his head I mean. What we see are the times Jack thinks it went well. Not shown: the times he KNOWS it went badly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:10:43 2016 No.7959767 >>7957707 An absolute madman from leddit tried to make Party Cheese Salad. https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/40cadc/we_made_aunt_myrnas_party_cheese_salad/

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:19:49 2016 No.7959798 >>7959758 >he KNOWS it went badly I would have imagined if it SOMEHOW went worse than what he shows us, he'd be blind or dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:20:29 2016 No.7959800 >>7958865 >rubs shit in his eye >rubs cayenne in after to counteract the infection from the shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:33:05 2016 No.7959850 >>7959745 >poo

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:35:03 2016 No.7959861 File: 95 KB, 1199x394, thisguy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wY5YLlG6lw B U T T H U R T

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:42:33 2016 No.7959897 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, greasefire 101.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7959861 >top level ingidients >n years freezer aged smoked peace of meat <shitton of canned shit Keep it up Hack!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:45:57 2016 No.7959909 File: 1.90 MB, 350x197, 1461653952432.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7959897 HE'S PRACTICALLY THROWING THEM IN THERE WHAT THE FUUCCCKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:51:11 2016 No.7959931 File: 2.10 MB, 1280x720, meme coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 17:57:15 2016 No.7959958 >>7959850 That's DOCTOR Poo to you, lad

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 18:01:19 2016 No.7959980 why does he seem to constantly overfill and undercook things? every fucking video he makes the same mistakes

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 18:02:36 2016 No.7959989 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, jack fight salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7959980 because he is mentally challenged?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 18:05:31 2016 No.7959998 >>7959989 >cooking salmon way to ruin a good fish

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 18:09:30 2016 No.7960015 >>7959998 asian pls go

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 18:32:13 2016 No.7960101 >>7959897 STOOOP!! STOP!! STOP!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 19:07:09 2016 No.7960206 File: 956 KB, 1904x3076, 9cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 19:08:30 2016 No.7960217 File: 9 KB, 494x267, Can't make this shit up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoa

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 19:15:20 2016 No.7960237 File: 376 KB, 200x206, 1396675857404.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960217 >filename

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 20:45:24 2016 No.7960601 >>7956569 yfw he didnt actually eat it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 21:06:21 2016 No.7960660 >>7959989 USE THE FUCKING TONGS every time

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 7 21:42:15 2016 No.7960757 >>7956577 what is the source?

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