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I'm drunk as fuck and driving to McDonald's

What do I order?

>> No.7951004

>>7950997
the McDUI

>> No.7951006

>>7951004
/thread

>> No.7951008

>>7950997
One Hundred McNuggets

And a parfait.

>> No.7951012

>>7950997
A Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot, fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola!

>> No.7951025

>>7950997
you can order ..............deez nutz!!!

>> No.7951032

>>7951025
grow up

>> No.7951057

>>7950997
Hope you crash and die (:

>> No.7951059

>>7950997
chalupa

>> No.7951061
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7951061

tendies

>> No.7951065

End your pathetic life you sad sack of shit

>> No.7951088

Fuck you for driving drunk. Hope your fries cold asshole

>> No.7951098

>>7950997
I hope you crash into a telephone pole and the police haul your ass to jail for DUI and reckless driving.

>> No.7951100

>>7950997
I hope you get caught.

>> No.7951125

>>7950997

A lamp post

>> No.7951137

>>7951032
Fuck you faggot

>> No.7951142

Hey guys OP here,

I am on my way ober and I have decided to get a McChicken, for me it th-

>> No.7951143

10 cheeseburgers a large fry and a "yuge" poweraide

you'll thank me in the am

>> No.7951154

Buy tons of chicken tendies and then do a /r9k/ meetup

>> No.7951202

Sex

>> No.7951212

>>7950997
I hope you ordered McNuggies

>> No.7951235

>>7951143
Why do americans only order 1 fry at a time? With obesity rates that high you guys surely must have to go back to the counter all the time to order

In most countries one would order a serving of fries (plural of fry, because there is more than one fry in a serving)

>> No.7951422

The Mc30daysincounty, 12 months of probation and 100 hours C/S

You'll love the jail part you faggot

>> No.7951618

>>7950997
two number 9s, one number 7, two number 6 with extra dip, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>> No.7951634

>>7951235
Your reddit humor isn't funny other than being hilariously bad. Kys son.

>> No.7951642

>>7951235
read his post again with an asian accent. then you'll understand.

>> No.7951651 [DELETED] 

>>7951642
An asian wouldn't speak with gapless grammar like that so I can't imagine it. It still wouldn't be funny you fucking potato brained nu male.

>> No.7951662

>>7951651

>YOU WANT FRY WITH THAT! YOU ANSWER NOW. ME HURRY. YOU WANT FRY OR NOT.
>NO FRY FOR YOU!
didn't say it would be funny. just how it is sometimes.

>> No.7951708

>>7951025
>fuggggg dats so funy :DDDDD

>> No.7951736

>>7950997
two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda

>> No.7951775
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7951775

>>7951235
that's why the order the large fry and not the small one you dummy

>> No.7951778

>>7951775
*they

>> No.7952291

>>7951142
kek underrated

>> No.7952371

>>7951142
>>7952291
>veers into the other lane and kills a family of 3 before crashing into a pole
>fills out captcha while bleeding out in the twisted wreckage of the car

>> No.7952743

>>7951032
said the dui edgelord

>> No.7953262

>>7951004
first post best post

>> No.7953277

sauges macmuffin and a cheese

>> No.7953327
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7953327

>>7950997
A court order for DUI you dumb faggot.
FBI are lurking this thread as we speak, enjoy your prison term!

>> No.7953379

>>7950997
Big Mac, (no pickles extra sauce) combo with a coke.

20 pc Chicken Nuggies w/ Hot Mustard and Sweet and Sour sauces

Hot Fudge Sundae w/nutd

>> No.7953380

>>7952371
>gets hired by monty python

>> No.7953499

>>7953327
>DUI
>prison term

>> No.7953504

>>7952371
ONE...LAST....SHITPOST.....
WA LA!
*dies*

>> No.7953507
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>> No.7953518

get a burger with breakfast steak seasoning

>> No.7953529

>>7953507

>> No.7953536

>>7953507
>angus deluxe
rip in peace

>> No.7953538

>>7953507
>21 mega Mac

Please tell me this is real

>> No.7953587

rollin

>> No.7953594

>>7953507
For me it is 14. The best fast food sandwich.

>> No.7953602

whats with all the mcdonalds shilling on this board?

>> No.7953612

>>7953507
WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS???

>> No.7953628

>>7953594
oh its super real brother

if you want to see that or a McKinleyMac (quarter pound burgers) just google "KBDproductionsTV" or even youtube ken dom- and it will be your first result.

>> No.7953699

>>7953594

My favorite fast food sandwich is the Ultimate Deluxe Burger from Dairy Queen.

Although I haven't tried Carls Jr much. For some reason, I find that place strangely intimidating. Maybe some food poisoning in the news I forgot about.

>> No.7953726

>>7951634
Kys! haha Kys! Other people are reddit, not me! haha, kys!

>> No.7953733

>>7953507

#3 with the egg looks really good, reminds me of a haystack burger out mid-west, basically a fried egg, topped with a slice of ham and a burger underneath... mmhmmmm, so good, the egg, that is the best part.

#18 too, aawwwh lawdy, and #36 maybe. and that godly #11...

>> No.7953738

Fucking piece of shit. I hope you get into a wreck and get permanently mangled and then get charged with DUI.

>> No.7953741

>>7951057
hes gonna hit your mother

>> No.7953744

A double Anal Pounder for your prison cell after you cause a crash that kills multiple people.

>> No.7953753
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7953753

>>7951235

>> No.7953754

>>7951004
fucking lost
/thread

>> No.7953757

1 large French Fries
20 pc McNuggets
1 Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese

>> No.7953767

>>7953507
dude if you just go ahead and order me the 65-66 (I guess that looks easiest) I would be so fucking thankful

>> No.7953775

>>7953499
If you cause an accident it could be a very lengthy prison term.

>> No.7954084
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7954084

>>7953538
Have fun in Saudi Arabia.

http://www.mcdonaldsarabia.com/content/ksa-jeddah/en/product-nutrition-details.A_la_Carte.92.html

They even have a chicken one.

>> No.7954095

>>7954084
How are you supposed to eat that shit without taking it apart? What's the point of tall-ass sandwiches like that?

>> No.7954128
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>>7954095
dunno. lol.

>> No.7954137

>>7951025
hahahaha

>> No.7954190

>>7953507
Rollin'

>> No.7954220

Has anyone has the garlic fries from McDonald's? It might be a Bay Area exclusive because the garlic is supposed to come from gilroy but I'm not sure.

>> No.7954245

>>7950997
has anyone here gotten the garlic frys

i kinda want to try them

>> No.7954247

>>7954245
>>7954220
oh whoa

>> No.7954254

>>7953775
Only if somebody dies.

t. Two crashes that got me a DUI

The second one I had three months in home confinement.

>> No.7954260

>>7954254
how did you get food

>> No.7954264

>>7954190
rekt

rollin as well

>> No.7954281

>>7954260
They let you leave for work, shopping, church, doctors appointments and the like but you have to have it scheduled before hand. Honestly it sucked though because it's so damn expensive. I would take a week in county jail over that again.

>> No.7954290

>>7954281
what is the expensive part of it?
the insurance adjustment?

>> No.7954301

>>7954290
They charged you $135 a week for monitoring the ankle bracelet and this was 10 years ago. I can't imagine how badly they fuck you over now.

>> No.7954315

>>7953507
Oh boy oberto

>> No.7954329

>>7953507
No Shamrock Shake? Dumb roll chart.

>> No.7954391

>>7953507
Rollan

>> No.7954602
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7954602

It's perfectly fine to drink and drive. Just be careful. If you have double vision just close one eye. You'll be fine. Too many people have been brain washed by mothers against drunk driving propaganda.

I drink and drive nearly every day. I have been for two decades. I'm still here and the worst that ever happened was a dent in my truck bed from a telephone pole. But I was snorting coke that night too.

>> No.7954733

>>7953507
gimme one dems quartah poundahs and fuk my shit up