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RIP in peace my eyeballs

>> No.7946414

>>7946405
rub some vinegar in your eyes first
won't feel the pain from the onion at all

>> No.7946548

>>7946414
Real talk though is there anything you can do to make onion tear gas less overwhelming?

>> No.7946551

>>7946548
kitchen goggles

>> No.7946553

>>7946548
don't cut off the root

>> No.7946559

>>7946548

try not being such a pussyfaggot

>> No.7946562

>>7946548
snort some horseraddish

>> No.7946574

>>7946548
cool the onion in the fridge usually helps a lot.

>> No.7946584

>>7946574
It would lose its acidity if you did that

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>> No.7946644
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7946644

Look, lets approach this from a scientific standpoint.

The onion has fumes of sulfenic acid escaping from its slices. Therefore, in order to eliminate the problem of the fumes binding with the water in your eyes creating sulferic acid, one should simply cut their onions with their arms outstretched so as to keep their eyes in a position that is not directly over the fuming onions.

Also, be sure to work quickly so as to not let the onion fumes accumulate and find their way to your sensitive eyes.

>> No.7946873

>>7946584
where does it go?

>> No.7947389

Wear contacts, they make your eyes immune to the stuff

I tear up like a motherfucker when I'm wearing glasses, can cut a 10lb bag of onions with no issues with contacts in

>> No.7947393

Or you could simply stop pretending to like onions

>> No.7947396

>>7946405
eat a raw onion every day to build up your immunity

>> No.7947558

Cut them near an open flame

>> No.7947684
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7947684

>>7946405
Wear this, and you'll be safe

>> No.7947687

>>7946873
North pole for christmas then comes back in summer when it's warmer out

>> No.7947690

>>7946405
pussy
let a real man fuck your shit up

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7947784

>>7947684
it does nothing

>> No.7947790

>>7947784
Say again

>> No.7947793

anyone else not even affected by onions anymore?

been cutting those suckers open at least 5 days a week for the past few years and I can't even remember the last time they made my eyes water

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>>7947793
Was cutting red onions the other day, finely chop-chop, I cried some.

>> No.7947797

>>7947790
Sign me off now.