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>eat pizza and burgers every day
>drink soda
>on constant sugar rush

GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING FAT

who /fat/ here

>> No.7942394
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7942394

There's literally nothing wrong with being morbidly obese.

>> No.7942413

Have fun being dead.

>> No.7942444

>>7942394
Except you're a drain on society through healthcare, thanks senpai I'm paying for your lard ass.

>> No.7942453

>For 2 years I ate burgers, wings, or pizza, and drank nearly every single day.
>I'm not fat.
Stay active you worthless fucks.

>> No.7942457

>>7942387
Yeah, but I'm a civil servant so it's ok

>> No.7942523

>>7942444
I'm sure that fat people die so early that they pay for it later by not collecting benefits through old age. That's at least the case with smokers.

>> No.7942553

look what you did to me /ck/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoUH-OdVXpM

>> No.7942627

>>7942394
Honestly this is hot.
>>7942387
I'm not fat, but I like fat guys if that's cool

>> No.7942728

fat people are cute and soft! sometimes I wish I was fat

>> No.7942804
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7942804

ITT: fat people wished the opposite sex were attracted to them
>tfw fat and literally no one finds you attractive

>> No.7943007

>Have fun being dead.
believe me, I will

>> No.7943012
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7943012

>tfw 20 lbs overweight and getting more dick now than when I was skinny

>> No.7943023

>>7943012

Newsflash: fat chicks are great practice for a reason.

>> No.7943029

>>7943012

I'd get myself checked honey. Getting passed around by niggers usually leads to AIDS.

>> No.7943048

Im fat. I only eat once a day but I get basically no exercise.

>> No.7943059

>>7942553
Didn't you post this in a Jackass thread a week or two ago? Jesus dude, I'm not sure you ever could ollie

>> No.7943072

>>7942553
>Overweight

Dude, you're obese, not overweight.

>> No.7943087
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7943087

Fat people don't like food, fat people just like eating.

>>7943048
You don't need exercise to not be fat. Your one meal a day is too caloric.

>> No.7943105

>>7943072
let me have my delusions

>> No.7943109

>>7943059
what are you talking about I can ollie in that video

that jackass thread was like three days ago

>> No.7943118

Sugar rush isn't a thing. Grew up with European parents in Canada, only heard of OTHER kids having sugar rushes.

>> No.7943122

I do not miss being fat, but I do miss being able to eat a lot of pizza.

>> No.7943249

>>7942387

I used to be like you. A pizza every day, 2 2 liters of coke every day, chips and cookies every day. Then I got an existential crisis, panic attacks and a creeping realization I'm going to die early if I keep this up.

So I lost the weight and am now so much happier /fit/ then /fat/.

>> No.7943274

>>7943023
>>7943029
I'm a man :^)

>> No.7944772

>>7942804
this desu. I'm going to wait until i get married to enter my fat stage

>> No.7945083

>>7942553
>Hey, honey, come get a look at this! That weird, fat kid is trying to skateboard in the street again!
> LOL get rekt!

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7945124

>on constant sugar rush

How do you not get a sugar crash, anon?

Energy drinks?

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7945138

I'll just leave this here.

>> No.7945848

>>7943048

You can lose fat without exercise fatty. Stop eating so much. Caloric deficit.

>> No.7946240 [DELETED] 

>>7944772
You are the reason most men don't want to put a ring on it.

>> No.7946243

When was the last time you smelled tha pussy?

>> No.7946372

>>7943274
>pretending to be me
>pretending to be a fag
>(you)

>> No.7946441

It's just not worth it. The feelings you get from having a nice body and getting attention from attractive women are much more satisfying than pizza, burgers, etc. But if you feel the opposite, carry on.

>> No.7946463

>eat pizza and burgers once in a while
>drink water or tea
>going to live to see 40

GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING THIN

>> No.7946510

>>7942553
the fact that you own a skateboard is much more damning than being overweight.

>> No.7946532

When you eat that shit all of the time, you lose your sense of taste anyway

Since recalibrating my eating habits, literally everything tastes delicious. When I eat out, it's like a mouth orgasm

soda is also always disgusting, fat or not

>> No.7946611

>>7942387
Used to be, but being thin tastes better than sugar, and healthy foods beat out overprocessed shit once you get it out of your system. The saggy bitch tits are a bit of a bummer though.

>> No.7946628

>>7946243
If OP is a girl, probably everyday, but it smells like sweat and rotted cake.