/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7928798]

This is what we call in America a "deli" sandwich. Could not find any place to make one for in Europe, certainly not in an 'merican size. Let's see your best sandwiches

[Anonymous No.7928811]

>>7928798
Where did you go in Europe, Cleetus?

[Anonymous No.7928818]

>>7928811
>where did you go in Europe
I drove all around most of the whole country.
Decent sandwiches are non existent.

[Anonymous No.7928819]

>>7928811
Bongland

Which was weird as they are more American than yuropoor.

[Anonymous No.7928841]

>>7928819
So they're not Yuropoors?

[Anonymous No.7928842]

yank deli sandwiches are based

[Anonymous No.7928847]

>>7928841
Not culturally.

[Anonymous No.7928868]

>>7928798
French baguette if that's all you can do, US subs are more italian bread, a bit of a softer crust with softer inside something carved out for more room inside, but it's just even better with a crusty bread if you don't mind the chewing.
Meat, slice thin, from salami, to pork, to ham
Cheese (I like flavorful)
Salad choice (lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles. Optional bell pepper, cucumbers, pickled peppers
Dressing choice/condiments, oil and red wine vinegar is traditional, plus a heavy hand with salt, pepper, oregano.

It's easy man. Make your own!

Here's one you might try, New Orleans Italian inspired Muffaletta from Central. It's got very commonly found italian meats, and a slurry of italian olive salad that marinates even better the longer you press it and let it sit. Secret is flavorful mortadella and that rich drippy pepper and olive salad with celery in it.

[Anonymous No.7928870]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.7928887]

these

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hit

[Anonymous No.7928894]

>>7928868
>he thinks italian bread is soft
Not really.
Most Italian bread is very, very hard crusted.
While the sandwich in OP is influenced by Italian cuisine, the bread itself is influenced from French. The sub/hoagie rolls used to make them are based on our panino. Panini (plural of panino) are rolls of bread originating in northwest Italy in Piemonte, heavily influenced by French baguettes. It is essentially a mini-baguette.
tmyk

[Anonymous No.7928916]

>jewish delis
>good smoked fish

hnnng

[Anonymous No.7928973]

>>7928916
I want to eat everything in that pic

[Anonymous No.7929006]

>>7928973
I want to eat you

[Anonymous No.7929140]

>>7928798

Sandwiches in Italy and France are great, but you won't find deli/bodega style ones there.

That said, outside of a few cities (NYC, Boston, Providence) you can't get a decent deli sandwich in the US either. NOLA has the PoBoy, but that's different.

[Anonymous No.7929165]

>>7928798
Whar countries specifically did you go to.

[Anonymous No.7929174]

>>7929140

Sorry, should have added Jersey and Philly there as well.

[Anonymous No.7929425]

salt beef beigel guv, dahn brick lane

[Anonymous No.7929439]

>>7928916
faggot lunch

how many dicks have you sucked today

[Anonymous No.7929442]

>>7928819
england here. you're right, sandwiches here on the whole are shit. i lived in ny for a couple of years and came back a changed man as far as sandwiches are concerned. can't figure out why we do them so badly. thin, dry, fuck all in them. not proud of my english sandwich heritage tbph

[Anonymous No.7929463]

>>7929439
why are you so angry, anon?

[Anonymous No.7929470]

>>7928818
Which country did you drive around though, unless you meant continent.

[Anonymous No.7929471]

>>7929463

[Anonymous No.7929488]

>>7929471
really wish the /b/ and /pol/ posters hadn't started coming here en masse

[Anonymous No.7929515]

>>7929488
i visit neither of those boards you retarded cuck

the butthurt is almost palpable

[Anonymous No.7929549]

>>7929515
You're the only one butthurt enough to shit on a meal just because it's Jewish. What in that picture is not appetizing to you?

Smoked fish and turkey, bagel, tomatoes, spread....

Seems pretty standard for a fish sandwich.

[Anonymous No.7929552]

>>7929549
it's a faggot lunch because of what's in it, not because of where it comes from, you dense fuck

you're too easy

[Anonymous No.7929554]

>>7929515
>cuck
know how i know you're lying?

[Anonymous No.7929611]

>>7929488
I have been on pol ck and fit for years simultaneously

You are what is wrong anon not us.

[Anonymous No.7929612]

>>7929488
>coming here en masse
Also the fuck it is /ck/, a slow board.
No one comes here. They leave

[Anonymous No.7929799]

>>7929140
True, it might be an East coast thing

[Anonymous No.7929815]

>>7929165
Ireland, Switzerland, France, Austria, Croatia, England... Several other. Deli's do not exist the way we have them here, in NY at least. If I wanted a sandwich, something I can get to go, I would have to get some thin, pre-made supermarket thing in plastic packaging. That sandwich cost me $7.50, breakfast and lunch.

[Anonymous No.7929834]

>>7929552

Not the anon you're shitting on but you are a flat out major league all star faggot if you think the foods in that pic are disgusting. Fucking TURKEY is gross to you? Is your diet solely black dick?

[Anonymous No.7929843]

>>7929140
>implying there aren't decent italian and jewish delis in most large cities

quit memeing

[Anonymous No.7929876]

>>7929815
Well im croatian and its kind of silly to expect different countries to have the exact same American sandwich From NY lol

Or even better forget the sandwich and buy some pita or cevapi lol

You better go to pekara and buy some nice bread and salami and cheese separately if you want a sandwich so badly. People in croatia don't buy pre made foods like that it is like an unhealthy american thing lol

But you can buy other baked goods like bun with ham and cheese and stuff like great which are so delicious, or even my fav bakery in bosnia sells ready made pizzas for like 1 US dollar lol.

Eastern yurop > Western yurop tbqh


the culture on to go food is not a normal thing in europe..
Better to eat like locals do when travelling .

[Anonymous No.7929894]

>>7929843

Depends on what you mean by 'decent', I guess.

Grew up by a jewish deli in the west. It was ok, but it doesn't compare at all to the real thing.

[Anonymous No.7929901]

>>7929876

Cu ti, glupane!

"People in croatia don't buy pre made foods like that it is like an unhealthy american thing lol"

It's funny, I've heard others from former Yugoslavia say the same thing. Then watched them make breakfast by slathering Nutella on everything that stands still.

Deli sandwiches like the ones being discussed here are not pre made. They're made to order, and are pretty neutral when it comes to healthy/unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.7929911]

>>7929425
raw beef? no thanks anon. staypleb.

[Anonymous No.7929995]

>>7928916
>>7929834
>>7929549

That's not turkey. It's smoked Sable you stupid goy.

[Anonymous No.7930014]

>>7929901
>Then watched them make breakfast by slathering Nutella on everything that stands still.
Nutella is a spread. Yeh its fucking popular as a snack all over the world. Lol
That doesnt take away from the fact that people don't eat the same things the same way as Americans do.

made to order or premade doesnt matter its unhealthy considering american sizes and dressings are too big and too much.

[Anonymous No.7930020]

Europe only has sammich in baby size.

[Anonymous No.7930126]

>>7929876
I liked Croatia, but I was referring to Europe in general not having a decent sandwich or a place to buy food to go. I was recently in Ireland on a road trip, and I was looking for fresh food that could be eaten in the car, like a deli sandwich. They are fresh, by the way, and not prepackaged like in Europe. The sandwich that I bought today was roast pork that the deli had made that morning, sliced in front of me.

Obviously I don't expect Europe to have NY style deli's, although I hear NY style pizza is popular. I just wanted fresh food that can be eaten on the road. As far as I know, I would have to stop at a pub for that.

Since you are from Croatia, I was wondering what the name of that place is I went a few years ago, within a few hours of Dubrovnik, a bay with a place where people can mountain bike and kayak or canoe, with an island with a castle. Incredibly beautiful, need to go again. Thanks

[Anonymous No.7930157]

>>7930014
>That doesnt take away from the fact that people don't eat the same things the same way as Americans do.

Nobody is saying they do. It is pretty funny that people starting their day with what is basically fucking cake frosting want to call Americans unhealthy though.

>considering american sizes and dressings are too big and too much

In NYC you get either a roll or hero for your sandwich. A roll size is about 400 calories, a hero 600. For a single meal that's fine.

That said, American portion sizes in flyover land, where people eat nothing but chain crap, are pretty insane.

[Anonymous No.7930159]

>>7929911
It's called pastrami or corned beef, genius. Have you ever even sliced a piece of beef? This is /ck/, maybe you should be at /b/

[Anonymous No.7930176]

>>7929140
Texans probably make a good sandwich

[Anonymous No.7930333]

>ameriplebs don't know about the french sandwich

Just as well I suppose.

[Anonymous No.7930351]

>>7930176

Lived there briefly, they really don't. Whatwhich and Schlotzkeys, which they both seem to love, are garbage fucking tier barely above Subway.

[Anonymous No.7930365]

>>7929425
>salt beef beigel guv, dahn brick lane
Should have been a pumpernickel bagel, too bad.

[Anonymous No.7930423]

>>7928916

How are you supposed to eat that?

You've got one bagel and a couple of corners of bread, nowhere near enough to carry the other items. Not that anyone makes sandwiches out of bagels anyway, as all the toppings are squeezed out when you try to take a bite.

[Anonymous No.7930425]

>>7930423
it's a platter, so you can eat some items off the bagel

[Anonymous No.7930444]

>>7929995
>That's not turkey. It's smoked Sable you stupid goy.

Wut?

[Anonymous No.7930460]

>>7930425

And what do you do with the left over items? Because you ain't piling all that stuff on two bagel slices.

[Anonymous No.7930469]

>>7929515
>cuck

[Anonymous No.7930477]

>>7930460
You eat it, you fucking turnip.

[Anonymous No.7930478]

>>7930460
i meant you eat them by themselves bro

[Anonymous No.7930502]

>>7930478

I'd rather have a several slices of bread and make a couple of sandwiches, then pick at random items.

[Anonymous No.7930523]

>>7930502
Some of us aren't required to stuff our food between two pieces of processed sugar/carbs in order to eat it, fatass.

[Anonymous No.7930567]

>>7930502
you could probly just ask for another couple slices of bread. Or, you'd be surprised, but those bread squares and bagels go pretty far the way its served. have you ever eaten something with bread or tortillas on the side. you usually end up eating way less because you can prepare each bite and none of the staple is wasted.

[Anonymous No.7930675]

>>7929876
>ends every line with lol
>thinks food is unhealthy if someone makes it for you

[Anonymous No.7930695]

>>7930157
See
>>7929901
>Cu ti, glupane!
>"People in croatia don't buy pre made foods like that it is like an unhealthy american thing lol"
>It's funny, I've heard others from former Yugoslavia say the same thing. Then watched them make breakfast by slathering Nutella on everything that stands still.


I am in holiday in so california right now.
The portion sizes are still really big. At the 7/11 at The Hat , any "american restaurant " whatever place is not Asian is pretty big

I am terrified of how much food must come in a meal in a flyover state..

The only place that didn't have too much food was H2oPoke?
I don't understand poke either this is deconstructed sushi no?
So cali fags and their hipster ways I dont get it but it was tasty and the portion size was something I would find in Australia.

[Anonymous No.7930698]

You want sandwiches? I'll give you some fucking sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.7930702]

>>7930695
Poke comes from Hawaii.

[Anonymous No.7930704]

>>7930698
and more

[Anonymous No.7930708]

>>7930704
and more.....

[Anonymous No.7930710]

>>7930708
and more......

[Anonymous No.7930713]

>>7930710

[Anonymous No.7930714]

>>7930698
>>7930704
>>7930708
>>7930710

Oh boy, shitty version of other regions sandwiches!

What's next, Subway glamour shots?

[Anonymous No.7930715]

>>7928916
Fugggggg

[Anonymous No.7930716]

>>7930713

[Anonymous No.7930718]

>>7930702
Yeah isn't a lot of stuff from Hawaii nippon inspired anyway? the spam and seaweed, it just sounds odd desu senpai

[Anonymous No.7930722]

>>7930714
What are you, the village idiot? How are those "other regions sandwiches"? Sandwiches are fucking sandwiches. It's bread with fillings. You're not a special snowflake, baby.

[Anonymous No.7930730]

>>7930718
Of course there's lots of japanese inspired dishes, but I wouldn't say poke is "deconstructed sushi", it's more native than that. Now spam musubi on the other hand......(which, actually, is pretty fucking good.)

[Anonymous No.7930734]

>>7930722

Oh yeah, why would anyone think a Philly Cheesesteak belongs to a different region than Santa Cruz? Or a Reuben, when that pastrami looks more like beef jerky?

>Sandwiches are fucking sandwiches.

That attitude explains why yours are so shitty.

[Anonymous No.7930739]

>>7930734
Are you drunk? The name of that sandwich is the "santa cruz", and the cheesesteak was from a completely different place. You truly are a retard. GTFO.

[Anonymous No.7930744]

>>7930523
>>7930567
> those bread squares and bagels go pretty far the way its served.

Not unless you’re precariously piling up stuff on them like Dagwood, otherwise you’re going to quickly run out of bread and end up eating a chunks of smoked fish on a slice of cucumber…

[Anonymous No.7930745]

>>7930159
looks raw to me anon. how about you try cooking it so you dont get rabies or a prion?

[Anonymous No.7930746]

>>7930675
4/6 lines ended in lol, lol

>thinks food is unhealthy if someone makes it for you
No, I don't think that.
It IS usually more unhealthy when you buy food from a takeaway or restaurant.
1. portion sizes are almost always larger than what you would make yourself at home
2. You don't know how many calories are in the "home made" ranch sauce
3. You cant actually be sure how many calories you are consuming cause you didnt make it, lol

>>7930126
Well yeah I know, I just feel like I have a need to defend the homeland lol

I would love to go to Ireland, how was the road trip ? would you recommend going?


>name of that place is I went a few years ago, within a few hours of Dubrovnik,
Oh that will be hard to answer seeing as there are so many places.
I actually have never been to Dubrovnik.

Do you think it was Makarska maybe? That is very popular place or was it a less known destination?


There are like over a thousand islands in Croatia lol I can try help you find the place but I need more info to go on lol

[Anonymous No.7930752]

>>7930730
I guess it seemed like that to me cause some of the ingredients, rice, fish, wasabi caviar, cucumbers, avocado and stuff, i forgot now

I have never even heard of Poke until I came here

but now i'm assuming the native poke is different lol

[Anonymous No.7930759]

>>7929463
Don't you know? Because anyone who does not have the same shit tier taste in food as them is a faggot. its 4chan, that's how it works.

[Anonymous No.7930977]

>>7930745
What's a prion? Rabies?

[Anonymous No.7931172]

>>7930704
>>7930708
>>7930713
>>7930716
In and around my mouth anon san

<3

[Anonymous No.7931344]

would take a jambon beurre over the diabetes in this thread

[Anonymous No.7931359]

>>7930745
you know that cooking doesn't destroy prions

[Anonymous No.7931368]

>>7928798
why are American Sandwich made with soft bread ... are Americans toothless baby's?

[Anonymous No.7931418]

>>7931359
My sister works at a hospital, if they operate on anyone with a prion they don't bother putting instruments in the autoclave they just destroy the instruments. The problem is that it's not a bacteria or a virus or a parasite, the disease is literally a protein.

Mad cow disease is scary

[Anonymous No.7931422]

>>7928818
>Europe
>country

[Anonymous No.7931425]

>>7931344
Clairement, ma gueule !

[Anonymous No.7931437]

>>7931368
Americans have terrible dental standards.
I think it's to do with the health care system they have.

[Anonymous No.7931482]

>>7929876
Fuck Croatia

[Anonymous No.7931548]

>>7931368
>>7931437
For subs/hoagies/po'boys, the bread ought to be chewy, not soft. At least in the Northeast-ish, spanning from Washington DC northward along I95 and Louisiana and its surrounding counties in other states.

Sandwich bread, the pre-sliced stuff Americans buy in grocery stores, is soft, yes, but not the same bread as for subs/hoagies/po'boys except for at chain delis because they have to appeal to the tastes of middle America, who overwhelmingly support these chains because not only does middle America have the most fast food chain restaurant locations per capita, but also the most diversity in fast food chain options. If they don't like X, X doesn't happen. And they've decided they want bread that disintegrates on contact with their gums and not bread you have to actually chew. They eat like ducks.

[Anonymous No.7932664]

>>7931359
>>7931418
OH GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOOGLED THAT

WHERE IS THE EGG SALAD THREAD

TAKE ME BACK TO THE EGG SALAD THREAD

[Anonymous No.7932666]

>>7929006
Lewd

[Anonymous No.7932677]

>>7931418
What if they drop some on the floor? Do they just burn down the hospital?

[Anonymous No.7932678]

>>7928818
this is pleb tier b8 man, your fat ass hasnt even left the seat never mind the country.

[Anonymous No.7932684]

>ITT delusional meritards

[Anonymous No.7932720]

>>7930351
Texas also has Katz just like New York, local places that specialize in certain kinds of sandwiches (Viet, Jewish, Italian meats, etc), and BBQ joints. Just because your stupid ass went to some overpriced chain doesn't mean that good sandwiches don't exist, it means you went to the Texas equivalent of Jersey Mike's and was disappointed.

[Anonymous No.7932871]

>>7930014
Nutella may be a spread, but it's fat and sugar.

[Anonymous No.7935021]

>>7931418
but isn't the point of prion diseases that the proteins are folded incorrectly and cause your own to fuck up because of that, would't heat destroy any tertiary and quartary structures?
t. chemist who only kinda knows about it

[Anonymous No.7935042]

>>7928868
I'm from New Orleans. Don't ever say my cities name ever again.

[Anonymous No.7935069]

>>7935042
New Orleans is a hive of scum. Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.7935109]

>>7932720
>Texas also has Katz just like New York

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

No.

I lived in Texas. The fact that you think imitation Katz's is in anyway comparable just shows you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Stay tryhard, Houston.

[Anonymous No.7935727]

>>7930333
had the viet version of the french sandwich. close enough.

[Anonymous No.7935941]

>>7930351
> judges a state by shitty chains
You didn't even mention the only decent chain Thunder Cloud Subs but that is mostly because they are generally kind and staffed by alright people. Plus hummus and cream cheese on a veggie sub is something I hold dear.