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>Colleague invites me over for lunch one Friday
>He's a cool guy and amateur cook too
>Talk to him about recipes and stuff at the water cooler a lot
>"Dude you need to try my new carbonara recipe."
>Sounds promising
>Go to his house
>He tells me to get comfortable and prepare to have my mind blown by how good it is
>Hear him plating up a little while later
>He places the dish in front of me with the proudest shit-eating grin I've ever seen in my life
>The sauce is almost pure white
>It's at least 4 parts cream to 1 part egg
>Choke it down out of politeness

Why do people do this?

>> No.7922694

Why is it considered polite to lie to people?

>> No.7922700

you didn't 'choke' down a carbonara made with cream, a carbonara made with cream is very palatable.

>> No.7922710

You should've brought some of your authentic Irish stew, OP

>> No.7922725

>>7922693
The important question is, did you end up swallowing his creamy sauce anyway?

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7922740

>>7922700
>cream
...and not a carbonara

>> No.7922745

>>7922740

a rose by any other name you stupid nigger, it still tastes good.

>> No.7922747

>>7922725
No. I was going to until I saw he didn't know how to cook.

>> No.7922750

>>7922745
>Unironically being this much of a pleb

>> No.7922767

>>7922750

explain how it is pleb to distinguish between the quality of a food and the accuracy with which it is described by the maker.