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What are /ck/'s thoughts on SimplySara?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GqHESR3tcU

>> No.7912230

>>7912226
dead within 3 years

got a bloodstream infection from pneumonia, was told by doctors outright she would die without lifestyle changes, her lifestyle change was switching to eating 3lb of whole wheat pasta instead of 3lb white pasta.

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7912238

>>7912230

>> No.7912347

Shes so big. Her food must be sooo good. Thanks for the video links.

>> No.7912479

>>7912226
THICC

>> No.7912506

>>7912226
that "salad" looks nearly vomit inducing

>> No.7912527

Anyone got the video where she mixes vinegar, condensed milk, sugar, mayonnaise, macaroni, carrots and cheese?

>> No.7912550
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7912550

>the way obesity rates are trending, this will be what the average teenage girl in America looks like by 2025

N-Not that I'd be interested in teenage girls

>> No.7912562

>>7912527
This one maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>> No.7912747
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7912747

I shall enjoy watching you die.

>> No.7912810

>>7912226
I'm not proud, but my wife and I watch at least 3 of her videos a night and have went through all of them like 5 times.....they have this weird appeal

>> No.7912829

What's with americans calling weird monstrosities salad? Jack did it too

>> No.7912832

>>7912810
Lesbians are the worst.

>> No.7912840

>/ck/ meme hates Simply Sara now

>> No.7912857

>click play
>that youtube stock music
WEHHCUMNUTHER *HHHUUUUUUUHHHHH* EPISODESIMPEHSARA

today weae're gowna maeyk
(whatever thing that requires no actual preparation and is just combining ingredients together)

>> No.7912900

>it's an ugly and most likely fat 4channers making fun of a sweet overweight woman thread

>>>/b/

>> No.7912902

>>7912900
>have family
>they care about you
>don't care about yourself
>sweet

>> No.7912905

>>7912902

ever dealt with an addiction before?

>> No.7912911

>>7912550
We may have sex bots by then so it's ok.

Sara, though, that chick needs to stop cooking.

>> No.7912923

>>7912900

go fuck yourself raw you hair-dyed crybaby

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7913103

>>7912230
>her lifestyle change was switching to eating 3lb of whole wheat pasta instead of 3lb white pasta.
why is she not dead yet?

>> No.7913185

>>7912226
Fire soundtrack

>> No.7913449

She's a big gal

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7913460

>>7912527
>>7912562

>pound of elbow macaroni

>> No.7913570

>>7912226
her cooking is a bit too rich. and it's an euphemism. even for comfy food.

in itself, the channel is a good exercise for self reflexion, especially for people who are bad in their skin.

Just don't follow blindly the recipes, unless if you taste and adjust at every single steps.

>> No.7913572

>>7912226
>Cheessa neenjah mah wongee Chewbacca. Kanjee teh droid.

>> No.7913634

>>7912857
This. Laughed so hard

>> No.7913637

She's fat

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7913646

>>7913570
>and it's an euphemism
This is why kids shouldn't try to use "big words" that they saw somewhere

Go back to your chart of logical fallacies, kid

Nothing personnel, kid

>> No.7914008

>>7913570
>reflexion
>it's a euphemism

What the fuck are you even typing

>> No.7914029

>>7912226

I'd purray her puckin' if you know what I mean...

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7914032

punkin roll for the holidays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHV_oypEQEM

>> No.7914036

>>7912226
kill it with fire

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7914045

>>7914032
Is that the Half In The Bag theme?

>> No.7914071

>>7914032
>"use parchment paper or wax paper"
>proceeds to put it in the oven

>> No.7914099

>>7912238
Don't reply to me again unless you're actively contributing, please.

>> No.7914101

puckin purray

>> No.7914103

>>7914045
Back to /tv/, worthless shitposter.

>> No.7914119

>>7914099
check your privilege, cis scum

>> No.7914201

>>7912829
It's not really Americans, it's midwestern fats and occasionally southerners. In most of the country "Salad" refers only to raw dressed greens.

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7914208

>>7914201
if it's green, it's a salad

>> No.7914229

>>7912900

This. I am /fit/ but you guys are just mean. She isn't hurting anyone but herself.

>> No.7914241

>>7914201
>midwesterners and southerners aren't real americans

O K

>> No.7914280

What's so difficult about not eating constantly?

>> No.7914303

>>7912226
I'm SimplySorry for her family.

>> No.7914307

>>7912226
she should eat more.

>> No.7914330

>>7914032
>pukkin' purray
is that a streetname for crack?

>> No.7914364
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7914364

Some of the stuff she makes looks good, but her condition makes it clear why you shouldn't eat it in excess.

Then again, there are a lot of things we can't know judging by her videos: what she eats on a daily basis, how she behaves off camera, whether or not she's actually a fit woman in a fat suit and a wig.

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>>7914229

Same. Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.7914491

>>7914099
Learn to keep your mouth shut faggot or else I'm gonna fuck it again

>> No.7914597
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7914597

>Americans think this lady got fat from the fruits and pasta in her dishes, not from habitually adding entire buckets of cream, mayo, oil, margarine, cheese and other fats to everything

>> No.7914604

>>7912226
White trash. The poster child of being a disgusting, uneducated slob

>> No.7914611

>>7914597
>Europeans proceed to get killed by Muslim immigrants in their own front yards

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7914617

>>7914597
>cream, mayo, oil, margarine, cheese, and other fats
>lists ingredients made with fat substitutes

>> No.7914646

>>7912900
If you're 75% fat, are you still technically a woman? At some point don't you become some kind of fat parasite just living off the systems of what was once a woman?

>> No.7914703

>being so fat you're panting just by standing up

>> No.7914707

>>7912226
I try to keep this kind of person out of my mind.

>> No.7914712

>>7914703
>macaroni salad video
>she pours some carrots or something into the bowl
>gets out of breath from the monumental task of pouring carrots

>> No.7914736

>>7914045
THATS RIGHT JAY

>> No.7914745

>>7914611
>15 years later US and EU are finally brothers of blood

>> No.7914748

looking at her I see I do very well in my life

>> No.7914761

btw just seeing thumbnails of her videos I know her recipes are Jack tier

>> No.7914788

>>7914761
Her ingredient portions are questionable, but she's generally a better cook.

>> No.7914794

I kinda feel bad for her because she is putting so much shitty unhealthy stuff into her cooking but I do enjoy her videos and she has made some videos without using a jar of mayo or 10 cups of sugar.

>> No.7914799

>>7914788
yes she is but still
>open 8 random cans
>mix
>wa la

>> No.7914892

>jewtube

>> No.7914905

>>7913449
For (You)

>> No.7914908

>>7914799
Her combinations make sense, at least.

She's not just stirring up a random concoction of weenies, mayo, and chili in a sauce pan.

>> No.7914947

>>7914032
I'd eat it honestly.

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https://youtu.be/XpDJv8gwOuA

>those overcooked as fuck eggs

>> No.7915381

>>7913449
(You)(You)(You)(You)

>> No.7915427

>>7912226

she's a jowly, handsome woman

>> No.7915432

>>7914071

you can bake on wax paper, and that's what parchment paper is made to do

>> No.7915547

She seems like a really sweet person but her visage is just so horrifying

>> No.7915548
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7915548

>mfw /ck/ didn't get it corporated

>> No.7915557

>>7915427
This. She seems like a cool dude

>> No.7915585

>>7913103
Life, uh, finds a way.

>> No.7915618

>neo-/ck/ reacts terribly to one of the oldest and most beloved /ck/ memes

/ck/ was a mistake