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7911439 No.7911439 [Reply] [Original]

>you come home
>bobby flay is waiting in your kitchen
>he wants to know what your signature dish is and he's ready to beat you at it

what are you making?

>> No.7911448

>>7911439
>what are you making?
A telephone call to the police

>> No.7911449

Homemade mayo.

>> No.7911459

>>7911439
.45 ACP

>> No.7911460 [DELETED] 

>>7911439
>>>/tv/
Go back there, faggot.

>> No.7911465

>>7911460

Michael Simon pls go

>> No.7911568

I tell him it's a blowjob contest so he can try to beat me at that (secretly you win either way lol)

>> No.7911791

>>7911439

famous rockin' cyanide fritters with kicked up honey-chipotle aioli

>> No.7911830
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7911830

Omelette . This little fucker whoever he is can come at me every way he likes, I will beat him woth the power of omelette

>> No.7911839

Saag Paneer. Good luck Bobbo

>> No.7911955

butterdogs

>> No.7911988

>>7911439

I'd cook my best fillet of bobby flay, with a side of "Oh look I killed that fucking frat-boy/little-bitch, bobby flay."

>> No.7912019

I can make a mean rice pudding

>> No.7912027

>>7911439
>calzone
He's literally fucked.

>> No.7912030

>>7911439
Turd sandwich, with jizz sauce. Been making these for awhile now. I know the secrets.

>> No.7912091

>>7911439
Peanutbutter and jelly--grilled if i'm feeling daring.

>> No.7912102

>>7911955
What the fuck is a butterdog

>> No.7912111
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7912111

>>7912102

>> No.7912148

Probably make my signature luscious lumps.

>> No.7912150

>>7911439
Microwave bacon and an underdone fried egg.

>> No.7912184
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7912184

>>7912111
>That file name

>> No.7912190

>>7911439

I'm making a big heaping bowl of "kill Bobby Flay with a cast iron skillet."

I don't care much for Bobby Flay.

>> No.7912209

>>7911839
Hit me with your recipe fambroghini

>> No.7912228

>>7911988
>I'd cook my best fillet of bobby flay
You should have just ended the joke there.

>> No.7912252

>>7911439
Your moms pussy stuffed with semen.

>> No.7912280

hot dogs
protip get ready to be embarassed mister flay(gay)

>> No.7912717

My kitchen is pretty small, two people would have a bitch of a time cooking together I would probably tell him I'm not interested and get the fuck out of my apartment.

>> No.7912814

>>7911439
chicken fried steak. The secret is not to deep fry but rather pan fry on side at a time.

>> No.7912871

>>7911439
The "gallon of vodka".

>> No.7912940

got my signature dish for you right here bobby boy

*unzips"

>> No.7912961

I'm fucking making one of my deliciously dense burritos where I mix and season the fuck out of a bunch of meat and veg, cook the rice in chili oil, not sure how I'd make the beans which are black beans and possibly chickpeas along with some crazy ghost pepper or some shit diced into everything which I would honestly end up deciding on the fly, all in a lavash wrap and then grilled on two sides.

Nobody better fucking steal my idea. I'll kill you all.

>> No.7913047

>>7912814
I don't think anyone deep fries chicken fried steak, it's usually cast iron shallow fry.

>> No.7913069

>>7913047
Restaurants typically deep fry if they have one available, too much of a PITA to deep fry at home though unless it's time for chips

>> No.7913085

Chocolate eclair

>> No.7913111

>>7911439
Id shoot him for trespassing

>> No.7913115

>>7911439
I don't even cook honestly

>> No.7913137

>>7911439
Doesn't matter.
Whenever he does a throwdown he makes the retard decision of letting the challenged's patrons be the judges.
Meaning my parents are going to be the judges, and there's no fucking way they're going to side with him, they both think Bobby Flay is a dipshit

>> No.7913159

Joke's on him, I don't even know how to cook.

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7913170

>>7912102
its actually this. im the guy who said butterdogs