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ITT: food from your country that makes you feel ashamed

>> No.7908713
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>>7908687
THis shit is considered a delicacy here.

>> No.7908717

Most of our food desu. Guess which country.

>> No.7908748
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>> No.7908766

Meat.

>> No.7908774

>>7908713
Peru?

>> No.7908786

>>7908774
england

>> No.7908816

ashamed before or after I eat it?

>> No.7908822

>>7908717
Sweden I'm sure

>> No.7908839

I live in America and am proud that I have access to the most diverse food culture in the world.

The only times I feel anything like ashamed is when ignorant foreigners see a picture of some disgusting, overly processed monstrosity - usually made as a joke/novelty food, often only eaten once a year at the fair - and assume that's how people in America eat all the time. I literally don't know a single person that's eaten something like in the OP pic, except maybe drunk as fuck.

>> No.7908853

canada has pretty based food

the inuit have some fucked up food like blueberries in crisco but who can judge those psychos living way up in there

>> No.7908944

>>7908839
Im American, and people eat shit like this all the time. Like, ALL the time. Stereotypes exist for a reason. Like all the neckbeards eating a fucking footlong sandwich thinking its healthy and not exercising

>> No.7908953

>>7908944

Apparently we don't hand out in the same circles.

>> No.7908976
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>>7908953
It's a huge country, boyo.

>> No.7909043

>>7908786
Lived in "England" for 37 years never saw that before.

I know what faggots are but not that basic tier looking shit

>> No.7909046

>>7908839
Huh?

>> No.7909057

>>7909046

It's so harmless and nonsensical that I'd bet you could continue spamming this in every thread on /ck/ and the mods will never ban you.

>> No.7909089

>>7908944
Kill yourself

>> No.7909239

>>7908713
seems pretty delicious if theyre hand made the traditional way.

>> No.7909390

>>7908839
>I don't personally know anyone who eats fast food so that must mean that nobody eats it. How does KFC make billions of dollars a year in the U.S.? Lol I dunno.

>> No.7909393

>>7909057
Huh?

>> No.7909452

>>7908687
this was fucking awesome stop being a girl i miss these things so much

was fucking staple of mine during the ashes

its fags like you that hold us back

>hurr its to fast foody i don't like it

If you don't like it don't eat it, just don't spoil it for the rest of us going on twitter and facebook putting down everyone who enjoys the double

>> No.7909463

>>7909452
but you have shit taste and must be reminded of your inferiority

>> No.7909472

>>7909463
lol no your just a cuck that cant handle a meal like that

and the whole time your thinking
>oh noes what if my friends saw me eating this what will they say on facebook, i'm so ashamed but its so delicious

i hate people like you, your the reason we can't have nice things in australia and everything is cucked

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>>7908687
More embarrassed than ashamed. It's one of those stereotypes you always hear and are always asked about.

>> No.7909617

>>7908687
yeah but chicken bacon and cheese is a threesome from heaven

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>> No.7909630

>>7908687
Of that burger had buns it would be 400 calories more

>> No.7909632

>>7909517
Escargot is tasty though.

>> No.7909639

>>7908687
double downs are incredible though
i'm working near a place that does them, every time i get lunch from there i use all my willpower to stop myself from ordering one

>> No.7909641

>>7909517
The garlic and herb sauce is great though.

>> No.7909645

>>7909630
A burger bun is 200-250 cals

>> No.7909680

>>7909645
Yeah a burger bun is 200cal but he said buns so that's 400cal.

Retard.

>> No.7909688

>>7909680
reread his post

reconsider your life

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>>7909680
>he said buns
>retard.
sides are in orbit

>> No.7909708
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7909708

>>7908687
plebtier

>> No.7909714

Damn, all the individual peices look great, you can tell they could probably have made something great, but they decided you were better off in ER

>> No.7909719
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absolutely disgusting.

>> No.7909740

>>7908748
why do you hate queen and country lad?

>> No.7909744

>>7909628
>holodeck.jpg
lol

>> No.7909749

>>7909708
thats not musaka

musaka have eggplants in it.

musaka is also delicious fuck off

>> No.7909750

>>7909749
>being this pleb

>> No.7909752

>>7909628
Is that shredded chicken suspended in aspic?

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>>7909750
>he have never eaten musaka made by his Mediterranean mama
>with fresh sheep and homegrown eggplants

not my fault your parents/grandparents are shit cooks

>> No.7909842

>>7909472
>Oh noes, they took away our fast foods, how am i gonna be a fat piece of shit now?? They hate our freedumbs!!!

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>> No.7909845

>>7909719
Faggot.

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>>7909043

That picture is of really old packaging.

Pic related, you might know them as that.

>> No.7909866

>>7909842
Ahh spoken like a true reddit tier cuck. I bet you cried when labor lost.

>Lol if you eat this your fat. If you like x it means bad.

>This relates a lot to the lefty mentality in australia. If you own a suped up car and do a burn out in the car park and it hurts knowone i don't like that and that means you have a small penis.

Your basically buying into lefty prohibitionist (banning everything) logic.

In reality i ate it because it tastes good. Yes it is about freedom its called personal freedom. Something you fail to understand or even comprehend having grown up as a millennial in a nanny state.

And the greens and the lefty cucks even talk about sugar taxes and banning fast food because they want everyone to eat the way they think is healthy literally forcing people to eat in a certain way

You see thats what your politicians do if they cant ban something they tax it and neither actually solves the problem of obesity.

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>> No.7909872

>>7909866
Huh?

>> No.7909875

>>7909872
i'm just sperging out friend i just liked the double thats all

>> No.7909886

>>7908839
I'm european but I got to the US a lot. Last time I was in Chicago, went to my usual breakfast place. I always try to go for the menu's recommendations as those tend to be the most popular/best dishes.

>So, can I take your order anon?
>Yeah, just a question, is the Red velvet dough pancake really sweet?
>No, it's not that sweet, it's fine, it's my favourite, I have one every morning.... Just don't put maple syrup
>Alrighty

15m later, 3 massive red velvet pancakes are put in front of me, with butter and maple syrup on the side.

They're disgustingly sweet. It was probably the sweetest dish I've ever had in my whole life. I had one pancake and that was it, didn't have anything sweet for the next 3 days and I have a sweet tooth.

>so anon, how did you like the pancakes?
>they're sickeningly sweet, I'm amazed, with a side of disgust, on how you can eat one of these every morning
>waitress gives me bert stare

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>>7909886

>> No.7909895

>>7909866
>Sperging out this much about a fucking fast food meal
>Using the word cuck unironically
>/Pol/ing because muh fast food freedumbs
Shigghy diggy doo

>> No.7910011

>>7909866
Is everyone from /pol/ this retarded?

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>>7909895
>>7910011
>Implying he's wrong

>> No.7910223

>>7909628
what's going on here

>> No.7910226
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bad food desu
>>7908717
America

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>>7909886
My thoughts ex-fucking-cactly.

>those looks you get for just ordering a water with your meal
>those looks for opting out on ranch dressing
>those looks when you say "Thanks I'm full"

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>>7908713
Amerifat living in the UK reporting. I tried these as a novelty and they're not very good. The main ingredient is liver which isn't a bad thing, but it's not what you expect

>> No.7910303

>>7910256
cooking with jack?

it has to be, nobody else is that bad at cooking

>> No.7910308

>>7910256
At first I saw the sauce was lumpy and assumed it was some fruit sauce, but it's fucking chocolate?? what the actual fuck?

>> No.7910351
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7910351

A Finn-cancer here.

The fact that you can order a kebab, mayonnaise, blue cheese and pineapple pizza here and it's normal.

Generally we have a closeted fetish for blue cheese, we put it like in almost everything.

>> No.7910365

>>7910351
I hate blue cheese but kebab on a pizza is a gift from the gods.

And your picture looks tasty af.

>> No.7910395

>>7909844
>sweden

>> No.7910540

>>7910351
that looks really good.
unhealthy yes. but good.

>> No.7910601

>>7908713
No they're seen as a throwback to 50's cuisine, only sold in the cheap frozen food markets. Some pensioners buy because cheap.

>> No.7910653

>>7908687

get the fuck out of our glorious nation you fucking shitskin.

>> No.7910816

>>7910256
How can you screw up chocolate sauce that badly?

>> No.7911152

>>7910351
Do you fucks actually use mayonnaise or are you just a dumb fuck who can't tell the difference between yoghurt and mayonnaise?

>>7910365
>I hate blue cheese
Faggot.

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>> No.7911237

>>7908853
Thats pemmekin or some shit and its an Inuit food from when eating straight up seal fat would save you from freezing to death.
I have no idea why people eat that garbage now.

>> No.7911244

>>7908687
>Chicken cordon bleu made into an easier to eat on the go version

Get the fuck over yourself

>> No.7911368

>>7911152
Yes, I believe it's mayo. Note, it's on a pizza and kebab is not required, though the two go well together. There may also be a second, spicy sauce. I do know yoghurt goes with kebab in normal kebab dishes.

Apparently the Nips also put mayo on their pizzas... with corn?! You know that yellow stuff that's mainly good for luring certain fishes. It's also added to school risotto to reduce consumption.

The thing with blue cheese by the way, can be traced to a certain dairy cooperative that used to produce (also import & rebrand) some generic types of fancy cheese and whore out its gift boxes containing these cheeses pretty liberally. The blue cheese was named "Aura", a Roquefort-inspired product but from cow's milk. It's so ubiquitous that "aura" is a generic term for blue cheese around here.

As said, I dare say we use it a lot in normal cooking, though some other nationalities surely consume more cheese on a platter.

>> No.7911409

>>7911237
An independent media named "Why Would you Eat That" by "Tasted" on platform "youtube" blind tested this with people - they generally liked it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O-iSSJMUsY

>> No.7911522

>>7909752
>>7910223
it's head cheese you fucking retards

>> No.7911545

>>7909844
Ät skit, stuvade mackisar med köttbullar är fan kung. Håll dig till surströmming din bög

>> No.7911572

>>7911522
>northern european "food"

>> No.7911573

>>7910256
>>those looks you get for just ordering a water with your meal

What?

>>those looks for opting out on ranch dressing

What?

>>those looks when you say "Thanks I'm full"

What the fuck are you talking about? Where in the US does any of this happen? I've never experienced any of that in any state. Maybe you're just autistic...

>> No.7911601

>>7910256
How can I know it's Jack not even a second in?

>> No.7911605

>>7911572
More like eastern European, by very liberal definition of "east". Just because you Anglos don't have it doesn't mean it wouldn't be perfectly edible.

>> No.7911637

>>7909886
never had red velvet pancakes, im also european. id like to know where this "american food is too sweet" meme comes from, pancakes in general are notoriously bland. a lot of american food isn't sweet, it's just made with such poor ingredients that they add sugar while manufacturing it to disguise its poor flavor profile.

>> No.7911649

>>7911573
I get all of those in the USA, specially in small towns and out in the country.

>> No.7911670

>>7911649
Where specifically were you required to "opt out" of ranch? Where specifically were you required to tell a waiter you were full?

>> No.7911680

>>7908687
>pretending an obvious gimmick is representative of any aspect of American cuisine

>> No.7911684

>>7910226
what's the attack plan for that?

>> No.7911807

>>7911670
Ohio
Kentucky
Tennessee
West Virginia
Virginia

You get weird looks for asking for water in most places, they give you different looks if you want anything other than ranch as far as the full part he's being autistic they ask that because of desert.

>> No.7911876

>>7911180
>Ashamed of a pie floater

People like you are the reason Pauline Hanson has three potential senate seats, because you multicultural cucks can't deal with Australian Culture. Get out of my country you shitcunt.

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>>7908687
shut up homo

>> No.7912457

>>7911649
They were probably weirded out by your curly mustache and thick rimmed, lensless frames.

>> No.7912461

>>7911807
>You get weird looks for asking for water in most places

No you don't. Nobody bats an eyelash.

>> No.7912547

>>7912094

>oven baked chicken breast with ham and swiss cheese
>fried chicken sandwich with bacon, american cheese, and god knows what that sauce is made of

>> No.7912556

>>7909517
What's wrong with this on any level?

>> No.7912639

>>7912461
>country of 50 different states and 300 million people
>my experience invalidates yours

whatever dude, i have that happen a lot in a lot of different places in the same region, it doesn't mean that if I go to DC it will happen there, but you can't compare experiences across the USA as if it was a single minded country.

Just because they eat fermented fish in Finland nobody is going around saying they eat fermented fish all over yurop.

>> No.7912658

>>7912639
It's nothing to do with your experiences, the issue rests with you trying to depict america unrealistically in order to earn brownie points with anonymous posters you don't know.

I am from south carolina. The deep fucking south. I am from a town where literally, it is the place in the world where the highest percentage of the population dies of heart disease, of any statistically defined area of people.

and people don't fucking bat an eyelash when you ask for water.

>> No.7912684

>>7912658
im from kentucky in the rural appalachian mountains, and if you go to a restaurant and don't drink coke, diet coke or sweet tea, they will look at you like you're crazy.

and if the waiter doesn't crucify you with their eyes, your company does. lets not forget the looks you get for using a knife to eat your food with.

>> No.7912741

>>7911368
Kebabsauce doesn't have mayo, you dip, unless it's drastically different in Finland compared to Sweden.

t. I sell tons of it to the local pizzerias.

>> No.7912744

>>7912684
>rural appalachian mountains

the one possible exception, i still call grand bullshit on anyone else making this claim

but then let us also remember that rural appalachian people are not actually americans. they're rural appalachians.

>> No.7912799

>>7908687
I stopped eating fast food long ago, but I will say that the double down was objectively fucking delicious and I would go back and buy one in a heartbeat if they put it back on the menu. People bitched about it but that shit was healthier than most fast food menu staples.

Once a year or so I make a copycat version at work and put it on the specials list just because I can. Last few times I've done mini 'sliders' and people devour that shit like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.7912800

>>7912799
Huh?

>> No.7912804

>take chicken, bacon, and cheese sandwich
>take away the buns
>GASP! WHAT HAS AMERICAN CUISINE COME TO?? SO UNHEALTHY!

I hate this meme.

>> No.7912818

>>7912547
>oven baked
First of all, chicken cordon blue is not baked, it's pan fried.
It actually has more fat than properly deep frying due to the ability of the oil to soak in once it's not submerged while during deep frying the moisture keeps oil out.

American cheese is made from milk, milk products, and emulsifying salts. There is nothing about it that makes it less healthy than other cheeses

>> No.7912820

>>7912556
It's literally just a way to eat butter without being looked at weird

>> No.7912831

>>7909628
One time I was at a picnic and someone brought shredded chicken inside of lime Jello

>> No.7912836

>>7911152
Blue cheese is fucking nasty just straight vile stuff

>> No.7912861

>>7911807
I've spent all my life in KY and have never gotten a weird look for asking for water. I've never been given any guff for asking for a different dressing than ranch, although, if you don't specify the dressing with a fast food side salad, most default to ranch. Fullness is never been commented on when eating out and the only time a family might comment on it is it's an older foreign lady serving you the first time she meets you.

>> No.7912867

>>7912861
He's lying to make himself feel better. If he did actually get looks it was probably less to do with his food choices and more to do with him sucking off his partner in the restaurant

>> No.7912868

>>7912831
I've never seen that in person. Only in recipes from old ads back when aspic was seen as semi-fancy.

>> No.7912884

>>7912744
> then let us also remember that rural appalachian people are not actually americans. they're rural appalachians.

Full blown autism

>> No.7912891

>>7912884
They're completely isolated from the rest of American society. I'm sure many of them don't know who the President is or what the fuck is even going on outside of their poverty stricken villages.

>> No.7912897
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Originally Ethiopian

>> No.7912904

>>7911684
Just stick your dick in and go to town, literally no other way.

>> No.7912906

>>7912891
The president is bill clinton, retard. Everyone knows that. WV here.

>> No.7912913

>>7909866

You're a fucking faggot. If you were redpilled you would understand who controls the fast food industry, who profits from it, and you would realize that fast food is literally population control. It's unhealthy for a reason, and that is to maximize profits while causing illnesses and health problems such as cancer to kill people. This in turn fuels the pharmaceutical industry, among other things. You're a bluepilled faggot bootlicking cuck who should be lined up against a wall and shot for being such a fat useless tub of shit.

>> No.7913034

>>7909886
>they're sickeningly sweet, I'm amazed, with a side of disgust, on how you can eat one of these every morning

A U T I S M
U
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>> No.7913060

>>7912897
First post best post

>> No.7913064

Was the double down made with boneless chicken breast? Or was it bone-in? I never got the chance to try one and they don't have them in my area. We only have one KFC in a like 100 mile radius of me too. Seemed like it would have been pretty fucking good if i'm being totally honest.

>> No.7913099

>>7911180
>>7911876
>australian "culture" is putting a meat pie in pea soup and dousing it with "ketchup"
i'm fucking dying

>> No.7913105

>>7909866
>>7912913
you both are presumptuous and ignorant, now kiss, make up, get on with your lives.

>> No.7913134

>>7909645
>>7909680
>>7909688
i dunno where you live but a bag of wonderbread burger or hotdog buns here in southeast florida are 120 cals per serving which is one bun and wonderbread is universally shat on for being the most white bread sugar-filled bread ever so yeah

>> No.7913147

>>7913105

How the fuck am I presumptuous and ignorant? Everything I said in this post >>7912913 is accurate. Watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GANZGjtMzKo

Tell me, how is this anything but beautifully orchestrated population control? This shit should not even be considered food.

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>>7911180
>>7911876
>google this
>it's actually real

what the fuuuuuuuck

>> No.7913152

>>7913147
>linking a youtube video that should be a text article
>expecting someone to watch 8 minutes or read for 45 seconds

i hate your kind, fucking millennial trash everything HAS to be a video for you.

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>> No.7913164

>>7913152

It's because the facts in that video are relevant and valid and I have not found an article that has all of those facts compiled on the same page. It's not my fault your attention span is so fucking low you can't sit down for a few fucking minutes and unclog your fucking ears. Fuck off back to McDonald's ya fat useless sack of yanky shit. Order the whole menu and die faster already.

>> No.7913169

>>7913164
>attention span

yes it's because of my ATTENTION SPAN that i don't want LESS INFORMATION delivered AT SOMEONE ELSES' PACE

if you can't find SUBSTANTIATION for your CLAIMS outside of YOUTUBE VIDEO maybe you SHOULDN'T MAKE THEM

>> No.7913175

>>7913169

Oh you are such a stupid faggot. The information is the video is all 100% true. The channel for one, is reputable. But besides that all the claims can be found on multiple health/science sites. Many of the chemicals in fast food like sodium nitrate for instance have been linked to stomach cancer. It shrinks your brain https://www.deakin.edu.au/news/latest-media-releases/2015-media-releases-archives/does-junk-food-shrink-your-brain

and has been linked to Alzheimer's https://www.alzinfo.org/articles/prevention-and-wellness-33/

But yes, please continue to eat it because LOL IT TASTES GOOD AND IT'S CHEAP xD, stupid faggot. Remember me on your death bed. God I hate fat pieces of shit like you.

>> No.7913177

>>7913164
btw your video contains outright lies, inaccuracies, and references to non peer reviewed tiny sample size "studies"

what a surprise

>> No.7913180

>>7913175
>I can't differentiate causation and correlation: the post

I don't even eat fast food, I just despise people like you who have zero understanding of science, zero university education in science, and yet still try to lord over others with YOUTUBE VIDEOS THAT MAKE UNSOURCED AND INACCURATE CLAIMS.

>> No.7913200

>>7913180

>Correlation/causation

I'm actually studying microbiology and health sciences. It's just common sense that you should not be consuming things that have been *correlated* with such severe heath problems. And some of the chemicals in fast food are not correlated with things like cancer, they have been found to cause it. Just face it, your life is shit, you're mad for some reason about how shitty your life is, so you came online and decided to complain because someone posted a link to youtube that critiques your diet.

I just gave you 2 sources

>> No.7913205

>>7913200
>I'm actually studying microbiology and health sciences

oh, so you're a know-nothing undergrad

>your diet
>your diet
please go die. you aren't capable of academic thought, i'm being honest

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7913211

>>7913205

Someone sounds bitter. What's wrong in your life? Did you get cheated on? Bad relationship with the parents? Overweight? What is, I'm all ears.

>> No.7913215

>>7913205

I'm not the guy you are arguing with but if you are denying that fast food does not cause health problems you lack common sense. Also learn to grammar. Amerifats, when will you learn?

>> No.7913218

>>7908822
Sweden has some pretty nice things. But yeah some pretty Wat stuff too. The simple stuff here is nice though like crispbread

>> No.7913230

>>7913211
>california prop65 warning
literally on every fucking product of any sort that you can buy anywhere now, because california declared all things to be carcinogens.

>gonna be lab tech one day! work with pipettes!
>that attitude
life gonna catch up to you *real* fast but I don't really think you can even get the lab tech job. You aren't intelligent and you aren't an academic thinker.

>> No.7913242

>>7913230

>Lab tech

No that is not my goal at all. My grades are good, MCAT score was very high, I have absolutely no reason to worry about finances or being unemployed. What I do with my own life is my business. My legitimate concern is your lack of common sense and your psychological well being. Clearly you have some problems

>> No.7913255

>>7913242
>I have absolutely no reason to worry about finances or being unemployed

a lot of people who've never entered the real world think this. then you realize you've never been challenged in your life

>> No.7913270

>>7913255

I'm guessing you're speaking from experience. Well, my parents are wealthy and I have no debts, and never will. If I can't get into med school because my GPA drops from a 3.8 to a 1.0 or if I can't find a job, absolute worst case scenario is I join the family business. So no, I don't need to worry about the "real world."

>> No.7913281

>>7913270
>So no, I don't need to worry about the "real world."

you can be touched no matter what, young one. i very genuinely hope this is your reality and your honest attitude, so it's all the more crushing when it happens to you one day.

btw falling back on "my family did this" is a type of personal weakness that's more telling about a person than anything else...It doesn't make me envy you. I have a 138 iq.

>> No.7913291
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>>7913281

It won't happen.

>I have a 138 IQ

Haha. Oh man. Is that what you told the job interviewers the day before you got rejected from the position? I'm going to go enjoy my youth now and be thankful that I won't be 30+ years old shitposting on a Vietnamese cooking forum bragging about my high IQ to total strangers. What a fucking loser haha.

>> No.7913300

>>7913291
yet you're here in the middle of the night now, not enjoying any youth. just like you were here in the middle of the day, and the middle of the night before that, and the middle of the day before that

I can't tell you how many people I've talked to on 4chan who are rich gonna-be-successful-my-dad-did-this. There's an innumerable amount of you, strangely.

I also know a lot of people that have succeeded to heights that your hypothetical rich dad didn't reach in their early 20s. There will always be someone better and more, as I am better and more than you. You are a failure, a liar, and someone who puffs themselves up with dreams of..what...being some rich kid? lol.

I've attained decent success already and my life has two paths..Either success and happiness or I go randomly kill some rich person and their family. Either way it ends with happiness for me.

I really hope your family is that way, in this era of increasing unrest, and want for things had by others.

>> No.7913301

>>7913175
Sodium nitrate's been used for centuries to cure meats. In even greater quantities than today due to no regulation. Exactly how far back does this conspiracy go?

>> No.7913304

>>7913301
watch it dude, he'll tell you how rich he is and how successful he's gonna be like he's doing to me

it makes up for the complete lack of having any idea what the fuck he's talking about, clearly

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>>7913211
If anyone here is bitter it's you. Constant projection, angry rants, and personal attacks. What's going on in YOUR life, anon?

>> No.7913316

>>7913281

>my IQ is so high

CRINGE. Holy shit THIS is a fedora poster.

>> No.7913319

>>7913316
I'm just making a distinction that there are things you can't get regardless of your family's money

if you pose as a pretend academic like this kid, being of average intelligence must be constantly frustrating.

>> No.7913320

>>7913301

You realize that thenworld health organization just linked cured meats to cancer right?

>> No.7913324

>>7908717
Britain, show me the money

>> No.7913329

>>7913319

Dude, you are on 4chan bragging about having a high IQ. I feel like you have autism. I would rather be a wealthy person of average intelligence with lots of opportunities/potential than someone who has a genius level IQ yet is poor, has bad punctuation and feels the need to flaunt their intelligence on the internet. You think he is such a faggot for bragging about wealth, but you are doing the exact same thing with your high IQ which I don't believe you really possess. Christ grow the fuck up manchild

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>you can be touched no matter what, young one. i very genuinely hope this is your reality and your honest attitude, so it's all the more crushing when it happens to you one day.

>btw falling back on "my family did this" is a type of personal weakness that's more telling about a person than anything else...It doesn't make me envy you. I have a 138 iq.

>> No.7913334

>>7913329
>punctuation

it's mind blowing that you think someone who's been online for as long as I have cares about punctuating on 4chan. I would absolutely obliterate you in terms of academic writing.

literally grasping at straws

>> No.7913338

>>7913334
Huh?

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>>7913332
>>7913332

Hey dude he's enlightened by his own intelligence!

>> No.7913343

>>7913338
>you should bother to punctuate on 4chan

I mean, really? is this a newspaper article? it's as if the very concept of colloquial speech is offensive to you

No, it's not, it's just that you took an intellectually dishonest position in a weak attempt to force whatever point you wanted to make. fuck off.

god i'm tired of people less intelligent than me.

>> No.7913345

>>7913334

If all you managed to grasp out of that was my remark about punctuation I legitimately feel sorry for you. Autism is confirmed.

>> No.7913350

>>7913345
>grasp
reading what you've said and caring about your opinion are two vastly different things. I'm just pointing out a way in which you're being stupid and desu you don't belong here if you're going to try to enforce punctuation. go to reddit. this isn't that atmosphere.

i'm dead serious i'm not just memeing on you. this is a fast and loose posting atmosphere. you don't belong.

>> No.7913351

>>7913320
Yes and? Grilling is linked to cancer, plastics are linked to cancer, polluted air is linked to cancer, sunlight is linked to cancer, your posts are linked to cancer. I don't care enough about increasing my risk of cancer from .05% to .052% to cut out salami and bresaola from my diet.

>> No.7913356

>>7913350

Tip your fedora harder you pitiful piece of female repellent.

>> No.7913360

>>7913351

Ok fair enough but don't eat fast food it's evil

>> No.7913365

>>7913356
youre calling me female repellent after you just tried to correct my grammar on 4chan let that sink in

i got one asleep in the other room, do you? doubtful

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>>7911807
Kentuckyian, cam comfirn gud buddy

>> No.7913373

>>7913365

I just can't stand people who brag about their intlligence and then can't even use proper punctuation. If you say that it doesn't matter online that leaves me to believe you are lazy. And probably fat.

You got one female asleep? Wow I am not surprised you still live with your mom in your 30s.

>> No.7913377

>>7913373

Intelligence*

>> No.7913388

>>7913365

If you actually have a girlfriend or wife she is cheating in you with a Chad.

>> No.7913392

>>7913388

DUBS CONFIRM

>> No.7913431

>>7913388
Second this, there's no way girls are loyal. They just aren't. It's impossible. Unless you actually buy them to be loyal. I mean, but that's defying the laws of the natural world, and I don't recommend you do this without professional guidance.

>> No.7913437

>>7911601
it just has that special jack charm

>> No.7913441

>>7913300
Why are you trying so hard
0 dubs for 0 life

>> No.7913446

>>7913319
you can be an intelligent person without a 138 iq

>> No.7913466

>>7913343

>god i'm tired of people less intelligent than me

You fucking SMUG CUNT just off yourself

>> No.7913469

>>7913099
Yes, the only acceptable things to add into pea soup are chopped onions and strong mustard.

>>7913350
I for one woul like if we took the extra few seconds to use proper capitalization and punctuation, specially here at the slow boards. Surely it would help to keep the tings civilized.

>>7912741
Indeed it does not.

We have like two types of kebab sauce around: tomato based and oil based. In your typic Turkish place the sauce is tomato based, maybe because it can be made along the tomato sauce used on the pizzas? I would prefer the oil based.

What I was trying to say, mayo is a pizza topping option; kebab not required.

>> No.7913730

>>7912906
kek

>> No.7913737

>>7913343
Your punctuation really kind of sucks ass.

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>>7908687
Boiled pig blood is fine but this shit is just disgusting
If you wanna visit 'Nam then steer clear of this shit

>> No.7913821

>>7910256
Why the fuck can't he even lift the pan that extra quarter of an inch to keep from smearing that "sauce" all over the side of the pan?

Why do I get so upset that this chucklefuck so bad at everything he does?

>> No.7913827

>>7909719
you are a disgrace to your country, culture and mankind.

>> No.7914258

>>7911807
tennessee fag here, no one gives a fuck if you order water.

>> No.7914263

>>7912818
gaurentee you you are wrong about the calories. cordon blue barely has any breading for the oil to soak into. cheese does have very different ammounts of calories. some cheeses are less fattening than others. ham vs bacon probably evens out since there'll be more ham in the cordon blue than bacon. the meat inside that shit is probably more fattening than chicken breast in the cordon blue

>> No.7914297

>>7913161

Don't you fucking dare insinuate that currywurst isn't delicious.

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Swecuck posting lapskojs.

It's kinda embarrassing but god damn is it gud.

>> No.7915011
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>>7914381
I'm a Finn and know this too.

It's sailor food, so it's common among the port cities in most of the Baltic sea reagion.

There is how ever another dish: dillkött / tilliliha / "mystery meat in dill and milk sauce". I think it's not bad per se, unlike many other people, but it's also certainly something I would never ever prepare voluntarily on my own for myself or for my fellow man.

>> No.7915020

>>7908713
>faggots
>delicacy

Maybe in Liverpool. They're literally meant to be made with the worst cuts of meat, aka. not a delicacy, even to Brits.

>> No.7915026

>>7910226
Is that gravy or syrup?

>> No.7915031

>>7912094
desu the double down looks better than the cordon blue and I'm not even American

>> No.7915035

>>7913149
>floater

That's what we call a shit that floats rather than sinks.

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>>7915011
Same Swecuck.

Dillkött is fucking amazing as long as it's made with veal. I've eaten the pork variations and it's not as good.

Speaking of god-tier Swedish food. Take the next Viking Line going west and eat some kroppkakor.

>> No.7915077

>>7915026
Does it matter?

>> No.7915084

>>7915026
Gravy

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>>7914381
Dude, dude. It's Finn-cancer here again.

I need to say but one word, don't I? CASSEROLE.

>liver
Iingredients include rice, raisins, syrup and nutmeg! Actually almost all of these have nutmeg in them.

>macaroni
Recent invention by you guys, because you have a secret fetish for macaronis, you do know that?

>"malted" potato
No added sugar, still sweet as hell - has nasty slimy yet runny texture.

>swedes
The tuber, not the people - usually tastes just bland. Doesn't get any better with spices or sweetness.

>carrots
So sweet it should be served as a dessert with ice cream on side.

>minced meat and mashed potato
Could be OK, but because it's a school food people have grown attached to the version with no salt or spices at all.

>herring
Not bad, still like my herrings free and not surrounded by napalm potatoes.

>"Jansson's"
Isn't called a casserole, because it's actually good.

>> No.7915112

>>7915096
>Recent invention by you guys, because you have a secret fetish for macaronis, you do know that?

Of course I know that. Every swedish kid since the early 70s have been brought up with macaronis and falukorv. If I take a few seconds to think about it it really sounds retarded and disgusting but for some reason it's actually really good.

>"Jansson's"

Now that's vomit in an ovenproof dish.

>> No.7915132

>>7915112
>Now that's vomit in an ovenproof dish.
kys

t. other swecuck

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>>7915070
Oooh, like something like pierogi / pelmeni? I can get that on the boat?

The ingredients seem way better than in sad attempt known as the "köttpirog". Do you knows this? (Always hard to tell because we have that prominent minority, so all our foods have Swedish names too.)

Anyway, it's bland and dry. Only good when sliced and filled with 1-3 wieners and plenty of gurksallad ("cucumber salad) - thanks for inventing that too, guys.

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>>7915112
And don't forget the "macaroni porridge".

Surely it was good when I was like under school age but now the idea feels repulsing.

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>>7915132
I bet you eat flygande Jacob too, you filthy motherfucker, you.

>>7915135
It's more like a big gnocchi filled with salted pork and onion.
You don't see many of those pierogis in Sweden, although I'm sure you'd find some variation of them in the north. The only places I've bought those are either on Åland and once at the yearly winter bazaar held at the Finnish school in Stockholm. I visit that bazaar every year to stock up on home made karjalanpiirakka. Nowadays you'll find them at most stores in Sweden but the home made kind is by far the best thing that has ever come out of Finland.

>> No.7915194

>>7915154
Never had it and wouldn't even think about it without a whole lot of vodka.

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>>7915184
>I bet you eat flygande Jacob too, you filthy motherfucker, you.
I-it's one of my favorite dishes desu.

>> No.7915225

>>7909866
Have you been to Australia you stupid fuck. Not left wing outside of Melbourne

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>>7915184
>home made kind is by far the best thing that has ever come out of Finland

:3 :3 :3
With egg-butter, of course.

That pirog thing is either micro variety, sold in the super market next to the saddest micro pizzas and 50 c micro "hamburgers", or in "wiener stands", where it's bigger, better and comes with all sorts of crazy fillings.

Pic related, the sad micro pizza, know collegually as the "mudflap". This makes me genuinely ashamed, because this is the response of our processed food industry to the American frozen pizzas. We got the real deal (frozen pizza) only quite recently.

>> No.7915239

>>7913161
Nigga that shit is delicious

One of the few foods the krauts do well

Actually who am I kidding, German food is pretty good. Schnitzel and Strudel and beer, what more can you need?

>> No.7915249

>>7912868

so is a lot of french cooking

>> No.7915260

>>7915228
Oh shit, I don't even remember when I've eaten one of these actually heated.

Now, I've gotten one as a snack (79 c / ~500 kcal) from a convenience store and just eaten it cold like several times even in this year.

>> No.7915272

>>7908839
Gonna have to agree with this. I'm assuming you live in a city on one of the coasts like I do, since I've only ever met landlocked poor people who eat like that

>> No.7915274

>>7914297
>>7915239
it's literally low class food

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>>7912868
>Only in recipes from old ads back when aspic was seen as semi-fancy.

Oh shit. Don't remind me. Back in the day they put _everything_ into gelatin.

>> No.7915336

>>7911573
Not the guy you're responding to, but this happened to me when I visited some friends further inland.

Specific instances in which people gave me weird looks:

>buying a pint of icecream instead of a gallon

>wanting turkey sausage instead of pork
Even though it was on their menu, no one ever ordered it, apparently.

>asking for olive oil & balsamic vinegar on my salad instead of the ranch or caesar dressing they offered

>not wanting to dip my heavily seasoned curly fries in ranch sauce

>not wanting ranch on my pizza

Why are people in the boonies so obsessed with ranch ffs

>> No.7915340

>>7909719
Honest question; are you Muslim?

>> No.7915366

>>7909719
With a bit of mustard it is GOAT

>> No.7915411

USA here, I hate all the greasy cheap fast food shit.

I do however, enjoy the wide variety of locally sourced vegetables, fruits and fresh meats available almost anywhere.

>> No.7915456

>>7912799
i don't eat fast food sober, but i have to say i wish they'd put it back on the menu just because i -do- eat fast food when i'm drunk, and i can think of few things that sound like a better sleazy stress-release cheat night than getting trashed and dragging my ass to a kfc for one of these

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Casgiu Merzu, cheese for Corsica.

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>>7915484

If you were Corsican (which I somewhat doubt), I have to ask you:

>Why?

>> No.7915505

>>7908839

kys

>> No.7915718

>>7915366
No
It is pig

>> No.7915883

>>7915718
top kek

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>this potato and pork soup is bit dull
>maybe I should add something into it
>lessee...
>ah, black puddding! Genious!

>> No.7917258

>>7909452
Comfort eating??

>> No.7917312

>>7915020

a delicacy doesn't have to be posh you numpty. it's a distinctive and well-loved regional dish, it's a delicacy.

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>mfw I'm safe

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>>7917312
I'd guess it's better than the usual "slaughter soup" that used to be made from anything that was left over on the butching day.

Potato, onion, liver / heart / kidneys and blood-dumplings.

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>>7908687
fugg

>> No.7917402

>>7917055
dont see anythin wrong with it.
>>7917332
This also sounds awesome.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wodzionka
Literally bread in water

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>>7917402
Thanks, man. The black pudding soup is all edible and shit, I haven't gotten the slaughter one, because that can be gotten only like in heritage fairs and not in my area.

In my area, what there may be is "pit turnips", that is turnips cooked earth oven, "thief's roast" style. They are sweet, soft, a bit smoky. With some modern condiments like wipped cream and cinnamon - pretty based.

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>>7909628
screw you - well made holodets is fucking divine, especially with dijon mustard - and goes great with vodka

>> No.7917642

>>7917457
Finnish? the two soups before sounded hella finnish.

I learned very early that the stews with all the odd bits are most likely the most tasty thing the cuisine has to over.
When poor people had to deal with lesser cuts of meat, almost always they found a genius way to make it tasty.

>> No.7917649

>>7910011
FUCK OF
/pol/ is a board of peace
Behead those who insult /pol/

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>>7917322

>> No.7917654

>>7915026
brun sovs.

>> No.7917656
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MICROWAVE corn dogs.

I understand the corn dog as a hot treat at like a fair or some such unusual event. I love them when they're done right.

But when you make them in the microwave as something to eat on a random day it's just this gooey, pastey, horribleness that's also terrible for you and full of extra chemicals and shit...

Should not exist.

>> No.7917677

>>7911680
This IS american cuisine - in its entirety

>> No.7917768

>>7908687
I've never had one, but I've always beem curious.
I want to try it once, in the way that you try the thing on a bar menu called "The Heart Attack" once for the novelty and then never do it again.

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>>7911573
>>7910256
>bar nearby has a Mexican theme
>on weekends, have "breakfast nachos", quality tortilla chips with chorizo, queso fresco, tomatoes and an egg on top of it all, pretty damn good
>rarely have weekends off so it's an occasional monthly or more treat with gf
>always get shit looks because:
>gf doesn't drink and I don't like to drink before noon, so we don't spend a bunch of money on drinks
>we're both fairly quiet and a bit introverted so we don't feel like socializing with the middle-aged fratboy staff, just order and keep to ourselves
>we're not fatasses so we get one order of their already big nacho platter and split it, waiters have actually asked us if we're going to order more food at some point
>because we aren't trashed and ordered one thing, the bill isn't much and the tip isn't as much as it would be if a couple sports fans came in, ordered a nacho apiece, had a few beers and got good and generous with their bloated tab

>> No.7917855

>>7917823
>Sharing food with anyone, let alone a gf
No thank you.

>> No.7917921

>>7917855
It's a lot of food. Half of one is enough to satisfy.

>> No.7918102

>>7908687
I don't even dare to imagine what my shit would look like after eating one of those.

>> No.7918128

>>7917823
Man, who could eat more than half of that for breakfast? That's gotta be at least half your day's calories on a plate.

>> No.7918149

>>7917322
Italian "cuisine" is laughable at the best of times, filth.

>> No.7918161

>>7918128
You're telling me, we ate that at 11 and I wasn't even hungry again until like 5.

>> No.7918164

>>7917654
Isn't that butter based?

>> No.7918200

>>7917656
they're not even good at festivals and events. They're everywhere in Japan at festivals too but not many people eat them because the dough is too heavy and too sweet.

I fucking miss Chicko Rolls and Cornjacks though. Deep fried pineapple too.

>> No.7918254

>>7918149
(You)

>> No.7918275

>>7918128
You appear to be some kind of a faggot.
A faggot on two counts
1) Having a baby bitch tiny tummy
2) Believing people eat that everyday

>> No.7918280

>>7918275
>>call other people faggot
>>unironically uses the word "tummy"

>> No.7918303

>>7913149
DELICIOUS

>> No.7918434

>>7913281
Holy shit, I don't come to /ck/ and there's no food here so I was just mind eating, but this is probably the most cringe comment in this thread - Just thought I'd let you know.

>> No.7918451 [DELETED] 

>>7913281
this is exactly the kind of garbage I normally shitpost while drunk as fuck and then, if I didn't get banned and the post deleted, I might wake up and read the next morning and laugh my ass off

it's also about the time I'm usually drunk as fuck

but I'm 100% sure I wasn't drunk last night, I haven't bought alcohol in days

what's going on?

>> No.7918516
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>>7917642
Yup. The problem with Finnish traditional cooking, how I see it, is that we basically knew only one way to prepare meat: so well done it crumbles. Also, hardly any spices, except salt, dill and possibly lovage.

But to go into ashaming stuff, here's this tart. haven't heard that any foreigner would have liked it.

No need to bash mämmi or talkkuna. I'm only ashamed that they are so well known.

>> No.7918586

>>7908713
>>7909851
>big fat meatballs in gravy
>ashamed

You bongs have bigger problems than I realized

>> No.7918607

>>7918586
>big fat offal balls in west country sauce

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>>7911368
>corn
>You know that yellow stuff that's mainly good for luring certain fishes.

>corn: only for fishing

>> No.7918820

>>7909472
Hey mate, kiwi here. We're selling them here at the moment.

>> No.7918867

>>7909708
That is the worst moussaka i have ever seen

>> No.7918963

The food in France is soooo Good. But l think That the society have to stop to eat everything even unnecessary things.

>> No.7918973

>>7911152
Finfag here. I've never had mayo on pizza, don't think I've even seen it in a toppings list. But turkish yoghurt goes great on a pizza

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>> No.7919037

>>7919023

the dented pan really makes this

>> No.7919145

>>7919023
One of those fuckers on toast is top hangover food.

>> No.7919214

>>7913351
>your posts are linked to cancer
ha

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>> No.7919298

>>7919037
I think it's intentional so it can be used to pour

>> No.7919315

>>7919145
Well to give it credit, the contents of the can look exactly like the picture in the can - which rarely happens

>> No.7919378

>>7919288
fuck you pot noodle is great

>> No.7919389

>>7911876
if this is your fucking culture you need every indonesian immigrant that you can get

>> No.7919403

>>7908687

>hating on the double down

Nigger it's a rearranged chicken cordon bleu with a different cut of pork. If you want to be a self-hating american that's fine but at least do it in a way that doesn't make you look like you don't know anything.

>> No.7919419

lithuania here. too grotesque to post, sorry.

>> No.7919505

>>7912818
>American cheese is made from milk, milk products, and emulsifying salts. There is nothing about it that makes it less healthy than other cheeses
not less healthy, just shit

>> No.7919509

>>7918164
usually butter and flour with some kinda flavoring, yeah.

>> No.7919525

>>7915493
i believe its because the maggots excrete something that ages/flavours the cheese

>> No.7919568

>>7919525
they excrete shit which you eat

>> No.7919597

>>7909851
>>7908713
The packaging says faggot! XXXDDDD

>> No.7919607

>>7909851
I like having faggots.for a dinner

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>>7909869
>what's so bad about those, they're just cookies
>reverse image search
>mfw

>> No.7919630

>>7915274
oh no people of scarce economic resources eat the same thing i do, someone save me

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>thinking the double down is bad
small time compared to one of these

>> No.7919734

>>7917656
Do you have a toaster oven? Makes stuff like that much better.

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>>7909869
>>7919615
lmao

>> No.7919807

>>7917312

"something pleasing to eat that is considered rare or luxurious"

Faggots are not a delicacy by anyones reckoning. And even your definition isnt true. Faggots aren't well loved and are distinctive only for their ridiculous name.

>> No.7919845

>>7908687
coastal testosterone-deficient pussy detected

>> No.7919866

>>7919378

what'd you have last night, pot noodle and a wank?

had two birds with their laughing gear around my single-barrel pump action in the cab home after sushi this past friday

>> No.7920067

Can we talk about what an embarrassment American cheese is?

>> No.7920134

>>7915096
I like you. You can come to my church potluck.

>> No.7920327

>>7920067

No? It's meant as a topping, not something to be eaten alone. And it fulfills that job fine.

>> No.7920348

>>7908687
The chicken was good.
The sauce, cheese and bacon in it are all disgusting.

So ideally, I'd order it without any of the stuff in the middle with a side of mashed potatoes, gravy and coleslaw.
KFC's sides are all very mediocre, both in taste, quality and price point.

>> No.7920353

>>7911807
You're full of shit

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>>7919718
[HEAVY BREATHING]

>> No.7920367

>>7908687
But you'd be fine with it if there was bread.

>> No.7920372

>>7909517
Nothing embarrassing about French food at all

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>>7913370
>that image
feelio

>> No.7920382

>>7909628
I love that stuff from Russia

>> No.7920420

>>7909886
>they're sickeningly sweet, I'm amazed, with a side of disgust, on how you can eat one of these every morning
You're going to get carpal tunnel syndrome from tipping this hard

>> No.7920447

>>7911180
>>7913149
This makes me want to create a dish called a "floater".

A beef sausage with no casing, floating in a yellow, chicken stock-flavored aspic, served in a toilet bowl. It will even taste good.

I could even do a dessert variation with a lumpy peanut chocolate bar in lemon flavored aspic.

>> No.7920470

>>7917656
>not frying them in your deep fryer

>> No.7920472

>>7920470
>having a home deep fryer

>> No.7920656

>>7919505
I'm American and I agree with this guy. I don't like American "cheese".

>> No.7922672

>>7919010
pic is fake, no fat people there!

>> No.7922687

>>7908748
Kek at first I thought the food was 18+

>> No.7922708

>>7908687
whatever fool decided to make deep fried butter
yes america
its fucking disgusting

>> No.7922713

>>7915239
schnitzel is not german.
pleb

>> No.7922718

>>7908748
Iceland in general is depressing af.

>> No.7922724

>>7909517
nothing wrong with a little 'go

>> No.7922733

>>7913161
Alter currywurst is geil wage es ja nicht ne currywurst zu beleidigen, es ist einfach Curry und wurst was ist daran so falsch?

>> No.7922748

>>7919866

OGGY OGGY OGGY

>> No.7922754

>>7919807

>something pleasing to eat that is considered rare or luxurious

that's not a particularly correct definition

>Faggots are not a delicacy by anyones reckoning

they are by mine, they're a distinctive product that require specific knowledge and ingredients to make.

>Faggots aren't well loved and are distinctive only for their ridiculous name.

that's not true.

why are brits on here so fucking self-loathing, christ. faggots are delicious.

>> No.7922953

>>7919023
What the fuck are egg nuggets?

>> No.7923267

I am from brazil and the only thing I can think about right now is the creation of an arab food as fast-food network thats is preety succesful, at least it's cheap, altough there is probably a much worse sin that I am unaware of

>> No.7923338

>>7911807
ohio here

I rarely order anything other than water (no weird looks) and have never been served ranch dressing at any restaurant. You probably just have a weird face anon

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>> No.7924412

>>7908839
I might eat op's pic, but definitely not like a samwich.

>> No.7924414

>>7909057
Not him I'm spamming it too

>> No.7924422

>>7910011
>if you don't think the government should regulate everything your /pol/
If you eat this shit until you become fat it's no ones fault but yours.

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>>7908687
Sphatlho

>> No.7924424

>>7924414
Don't you fucking idiot, I noticed you completely misunderstood the entire point of it too, just another fucking idiot ruining a perfectly good meme

>> No.7924426

>>7909866
Lefties use taxes to make money while feigning concern for its citizens.

>> No.7924430

>>7924423
If you survive and not die from cholera then it's not a real spatlho.

>> No.7924439

>>7922754
>that's not a particularly correct definition
>google define delicacy
>a choice or expensive food
>synonyms: choice food, gourmet food, dainty, treat, luxury, titbit, bonne bouche
His definition is way more spot on than yours. And just because you consider something a delicacy doesn't make it one.

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>>7915484
>>7919525
Jesus fuck Europe

>> No.7924578

>>7917322
> safe
> literally the most abused cuisine in history

>> No.7924645

>>7908687
australia hasnt really made any food of its own which doesnt make me ashamed really,
apart from stuff that gets called "fusion"

>> No.7924648

>>7908839
this must be nocal reporting in i guess

"most diverse food culture in the world"
absolute bullshit
such utter fucking bullshit it makes me sick
most americans wouldnt even know the name of different mushrooms, let alone know different types of fish sauce, soy sauce, how to use sorghum, how to use rosewater
shut the fuck up

>> No.7924754

>>7918973
True, it's more an Ouru-region think.

That said, in most pizza places you can order, say, pickles on a pizza even if they are not on the list.

>> No.7924995

>>7909517
French food is consistently amazing doe.

>> No.7925000

itt delicious food

>> No.7925516

>>7917652
...your point?

>> No.7925691

>>7911684
Call a priest

>> No.7925696

>>7920447
Please oh please god please don't

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>>7908687
I don't care if it's Passover. I don't care if it's traditional. This should not exist. Period.

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>>7915274
found the Hapsburg

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>>7917652
>eating pizza
>is that a piece of plastic? what the fuck is in my mouth
>pull out a fucking WHOLE BAY LEAF
>italians

>> No.7926123

>>7910226
luk roven, kætter

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We put ketchup on pasta :-(