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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Cooking cringe thread pic related no jack or joey shit
https://youtu.be/Yi4Ij2NM7U4

>> No.7905161

your memeing too hard, anon. we're all worried about you. stay safe.

>> No.7905176

>>7905112
this is difficult

i regret giving it a view

>> No.7905177

>>7905112
>a fucking saucepan full of catsup
it's almost cute how hard this guy is trying to be charismatic though

>> No.7905203

>no jack or joey shit
Fuck I'm new to this board, I wonder what I'm missing on

>> No.7905210

>>7905112
What a shit cook, holy fuck. It isn't even cheap, 5 bucks for a meal is fucking garbage.

>> No.7905482 [DELETED] 

>>7905203
lol

>> No.7905493

>>7905482
I already got a dose of Jack from another thread, I wonder who Joey is though

>> No.7905514
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>>7905161
I memed all over your moms face, neck and chest

>> No.7905517

Holy shit,that guy lost a lot of weight

>> No.7905520
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>>7905112

>6 minute video on how to heat ketchup on your stove

Don't post here again.

>> No.7905555
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>>7905520
Well it is a cringe thread brother

>> No.7905569
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>>7905112
https://youtu.be/MGpIlEFl96Q

>> No.7905690

>>7905569
>shut up pickel boy
Oh fuq

>> No.7905701

>>7905514
we're worried about you, anon. your doctor says the medication leads to diarrhea of the mouth, please come home. your mother and I worry about you.

>> No.7905741
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>>7905493
>He doesn't know good ol' Joe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg

>> No.7905746

>>7905741
Well that wasn't pleasant to watch

>> No.7905849

>>7905741
Joey is a genius.

>> No.7905948
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7905948

>>7905741

>> No.7905952

>>7905112
Can someone post the lady who made her original homemade donut steal pasta sauce from a can? The whole video was cringe af

>> No.7905953
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>> No.7905959

>>7905953
for what purpose?

>> No.7905960

>>7905953
This is disgusting.

>> No.7905965

>>7905953
what is happening

>> No.7905969

>>7905953
nice limes

>> No.7905974

>>7905965
>>7905959
It's his "garbage stew". He takes everything in his pantry/fridge that is about to expire, throws it in a pot, and makes a "stew".

>> No.7905975
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>>7905953
JYAKKU

>> No.7905980

>>7905974
what does the end product look like?

>> No.7905984

>>7905980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I

>> No.7905985

>>7905953
meh looks good enough

CAN FRESH

>> No.7905986

>>7905975
>mayonnaised beans

>> No.7905992

>>7905984
He is literally a human meatball...

>> No.7906009

>>7905984
What IQ score does he have realistically?

82?

>> No.7906015

>>7906009
Under 85 for sure, I don't have much of a reference for anything lower honestly so it's hard to tell. My guess would be around 80.

>> No.7906017
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>>7906009
>>7906015

>> No.7906234

>>7905741
I watched this on full screen with surround sound and my mum told me to stop watching porn

>> No.7907836

>>7906234
no you didnt, stop making things up

>> No.7907910

>>7905953
>0:20
I can't tell if that's tomato or not. I have never seen tomato in a container like that before.

>> No.7907939

When will you guys stops memeing about Jack being bad? He's actually a pretty decent cook who knows how to get creative.

>> No.7907942

>>7905984
This is the first time I've seen a Jack video and honestly I don't see the big deal, this is exactly how most flyover-americans eat aside from maybe the excess amount of vegetables

It's certainly not very appetizing nor does it demonstrate any particular degree of skill or good taste, but considering the kinds of stuff /ck/ gets triggered by (see: the noma thread), I'd think this guy would make you feel right at home

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>>7907942

>> No.7907955
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>>7905953

>Meat not browned

>Veggies not sweated for flavour and aroma

>Drowns everything in some stoner-grade 7-11 Dorito sauce.

>> No.7907961

>>7907946

>Be sure to use GENUINE Cool Whip

>Only the finest ingredients

>> No.7907987

>>7907955
Needed a few more bottles of IPA desu

>> No.7907999

>>7907946
I skipped to :40 and for a moment I was horrified (but not surprised) to see him adding what at first looked like bacon.

>> No.7908005
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>>7907910

Looks like anal prolapse to me.

>> No.7908019

>>7907910
>>7908005
It's a red bell pepper.

>> No.7908023

>>7907910
It's a bellpepper. Roasted and peeled. Put in water and half a page full or preservatives to drain every last bit of flavour it once had.

>> No.7908045

>>7908005
What happened with these two, are they still doing their candy reviews?

>> No.7908101

>>7905112
can someone please post the webm/gif version of this??? PLEASE

>> No.7908151
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>>7908101

>> No.7908214

>>7908045
Died.

>> No.7908227

>>7908151
I did not need to see that.

>> No.7908259

>>7907946
What is this, some kind of asshole casserole? Fuck man do people eat like this?

>> No.7908280

>>7905741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl7qw_OcvX4

>> No.7908344

>>7905177
That's why confidence over actual charisma works with girls alot.

>> No.7908413
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>>7908227

>> No.7908426

>>7908413
You are a truly cruel animal.

>> No.7908429

>>7908045
The fat head is dead and the other one stills vlogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XmGnN49JUo

>> No.7908438

>>7905741
Joey, please, PLEASE floss.

PLEASE

>> No.7908466
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>>7908429
>filter of a fruit comes up
>"what the hell is that supposed to be?"

>> No.7908475
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>>7908413

>> No.7908494
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>> No.7908519

>>7908475
I told you, stop that.

>> No.7908535
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>>7908494
I CANT

>> No.7908537
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>>7908519

>> No.7908549
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7908549

THIS IS NOT A KING THREAD THIS IS A BIG BITE THREAD

>> No.7908554

>>7908494

>antibiotics available upon request

>> No.7908561

>>7905984
this guy is so numb and retarded i bet he wouldnt even recognize getting fucked in the ass.

>> No.7908563
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>>7905953

>> No.7908571
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>> No.7908579
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>> No.7908591
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>>7908579
So, are we allowed to dump?

>> No.7908600

>>7908591

The question is, how long will he survive?

>> No.7908601

>>7905741
that part with the sauce. Damn

>> No.7908609
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>>7908600
It doesn't matter if we fall, as long as we get back on pur feet and continue the fight.

>> No.7908615
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>>7908591
fuck it, dump away

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10818869
http://www.strawpoll.me/10818869
http://www.strawpoll.me/10818869

>> No.7908635
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>> No.7908643
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>> No.7908652
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>> No.7908654
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>>7908635

>> No.7908656

>>7908652
>YOU don't know who I am!

>> No.7908658
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>>7908654

>> No.7908660

>>7907942
Bullshit, Jack's cooking looks even worse than the Noma shit.

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>>7908658

>> No.7908668
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>>7908664

>> No.7908673

>>7908658
Is this the grill he didn't read the instructions on and started a grease fire, then blamed the product?

>> No.7908678

>>7908673
i know he started a grease fire with grill grates and he bitched like a baby

>> No.7908684

>>7908658
MEATBALL
E
A
T
B
A
L
L

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>> No.7908686
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7908686

This webm is the most offensive to me because I love pulled pork. A good pulled pork sandwich is one of life's greatest pleasures.

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>>7908668

>> No.7908696
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>> No.7908697
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>>7908678

>> No.7908708
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>>7908697
yeah thats it, a simple grate was too much for jack

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>>7908697
>his phone just sitting in raw chicken juice

>> No.7908721

>>7908710
holy shit i didnt notice that

>> No.7908726

>>7905741
The ASMR scene has stepped their game up

>> No.7908732
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>>7905741
>his teeth

>> No.7908750

>>7908429
Imagine that she still sends these videos to her friend because she can't accept that her only friend has died

>> No.7908769

>>7908673
>>7908678
>>7908697
It started at around 2:00
https://youtu.be/OAzrjdkTC9M

>> No.7908784

>>7905984
he doesn't eat 10 lbs of cooked meat in the fridge but he's going to eat 12 quarts of "garbage"

also calling a stockpot a sauce pot

>triggered

>> No.7908860

>>7905741
>over 250k hits
this planet is doomed

>> No.7908863
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>>7905741

>> No.7908864

>>7908769
>he's too stupid to link to a specific time in a youtube video

>> No.7908882

>>7905112
I stopped the vid as soon as he referred to his 'self'... then I remember the point of this thread. FUCK.. now I have to re-watch it

>> No.7908889

>>7905741
That's a little too woo woo for me.

>> No.7908892

>>7905176
Indeed. That is HARD to watch..

>> No.7908894

>>7905741
this is from the days when joey shaved. He is too famous for that shit now.

>> No.7908898

>>7906017
This does nothing for me..

They need to re-calibrate this in terms of jokes.
317 --- Laughs at fart and small dick jokes --- IQ 50-55


it would be more helpful

>> No.7909062
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>>7908591
Now that is a properly cooked burger

>> No.7909685

>>7908005
how fat do you need to get before you start putting on weight on your forehead?

>> No.7909711

>>7909685
*before your body thinks it's a good idea to

>> No.7909712

>>7905112
>no jack or joey shit
posts jack shit
fuck off jack

>> No.7909721

>>7905974
Holy shit my dad told me his family had to do this because they were poor.

>> No.7909722
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>>7905953

>> No.7909725

>>7907946
I saw the cream cheese and jello mix and immediately knew something was wrong

>> No.7909726

>>7905953
Why did he add a prolapsed anus?

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>>7908151
>his tongue

>> No.7909733

>>7908579
Bottom, second farthest left. Is that a bloodied rat?

>> No.7909786

>>7908673
Nope they actually sent a guy to show him how to use it.

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>>7908769
>grill grates actually called me and asked me if I read the directions
>i was like "uh... no!"
>but we put it in bold
>well like it's not like you would see it even if it was on fire

>> No.7909832

>>7905984
>the onion is no good, I don't wanna ruin the dish

>> No.7909847

>>7908750
they wuz sisters and shyt

not friends

>> No.7910306

>>7908652

>when your sauce is not the best they've ever had

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>>7908697

holy fuck i cannot stop laughing