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Anonymous Fri Jul 22 18:50:25 2016 No.7904849 [DELETED]

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Who /does God's work/ here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 19:45:35 2016 No.7904983 Me

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:14:58 2016 No.7905042
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My life is super pathetic, so to distract myself I've made a fair number of the webms constantly reposted here and some OC

it's actually enough that I have a separate folder for Jack shit

I'm just waiting for the sweet release of death

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:22:49 2016 No.7905060 >>7905042 That accurately describes the faggots that constantly post his stupid shit here lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:26:49 2016 No.7905069 >>7905042 >>7904849 jesus man pull it together you're like those faggots on /vg/ who annoy everyone else constantly you're just worthless scum

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:27:24 2016 No.7905071 remember when Jack beat his first wife?? Lol hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:31:20 2016 No.7905083 >>7905071 Did he really had the stamina to beat his wife?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:38:37 2016 No.7905101 >>7905042 Post stuff from you Jack folder, I like these threads and think they're funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:43:39 2016 No.7905113 >>7905042 >bean dip >no beans what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:56:07 2016 No.7905139 >>7905083 Not Tammy. His first wife.

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:58:33 2016 No.7905150
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>>7905113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>7905069
I only post Jack shit in Jack threads, so if you're triggered when reading them maybe don't read them. Fwiw I have never made a Jack thread, only post in them. I also never cross reference Jack in non-Jack threads.

>>7905071
>>7905139
Jack never beat his wives. His first wife threw ashtrays at him, however. Jack choked his first son, Garrett, for being a pothead.

>>7905101

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:59:01 2016 No.7905151 >>7905083 >did he had Sorry, watching Jack cook made me retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:59:56 2016 No.7905153 >>7905150 dat reefer madness

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:00:19 2016 No.7905156 File: 945 KB, 1280x720, euphoria.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905150 >>7905113 https://youtu.be/lfGlDg47How Sorry, wrong video.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:05:27 2016 No.7905168 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, jack raw chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you guys like your chicken cooked? Me, I like it rare.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:16:14 2016 No.7905186 >>7905168 how is he not dead yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:23:51 2016 No.7905195 Anyone have a link to that blog that basically dissects Jack's entire pathetic life and career? It was posted in a thread several days ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:29:43 2016 No.7905208 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, jack gross dessert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad the grossest thing he's ever made?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:32:14 2016 No.7905214 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, rare jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack truly has an eye for the little details that separates him from other chefs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:36:51 2016 No.7905225 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, jack pulled pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one is especially offensive to me because I love pulled pork.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:38:40 2016 No.7905231 >>7905156 >ordering tap water from a specific location to use it for cooking >implying water should be used for anything other than boiling, which will just clean and purify the water What the fuck Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:39:59 2016 No.7905234 >>7905168 How does he slice that open and think >hmm, nothing wrong here, no need to start over and edit this part out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:41:40 2016 No.7905242 >>7905225 >pork is tough >barely comes apart Good pulled pork should practically melt off the bones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:43:49 2016 No.7905245 >>7905234 Because he'd rather play his video games than actually work on making cooking videos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:44:09 2016 No.7905247 >>7905242 it also helps to actually cook the pork first before shredding it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:44:33 2016 No.7905249 File: 1.51 MB, 1280x720, celery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905234

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:46:23 2016 No.7905254 >>7905249 I'm going to start making cooking videos. I'll use his gimmick, where I'll fuck up on the most basic things, and act like its perfect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:46:41 2016 No.7905256 >>7905234 He proceeds to eat a piece

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:47:33 2016 No.7905260 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x720, cream cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905254 the celery still on the knife was a really great touch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:56:47 2016 No.7905301 >>7905249 Are his subscribers just laughing at him like we are or do they not realize?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:02:36 2016 No.7905327 >>7905234 The fat fuck is the epitome of lazyness.

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:03:36 2016 No.7905333

>>7905301
https://www.youtube.com/user/CookingWithJack2/videos

he had an old channel where he tried to get viewers to send him recipes/videos.

these days a lot of his commets seem to be either well meaning church goers or other relatively nice folk who he relentlessly shills his channel to. whether or not they actually believe his shit is my guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:06:33 2016 No.7905345 >>7905260 that one triggered me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:10:17 2016 No.7905358 >>7905195 I too would like this posted. I read a little and skimmed but I didn't have much time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:11:06 2016 No.7905362 Thats Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:15:42 2016 No.7905377 >>7905042 I'm new to this board and I want to see all you got about this goddess called Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:19:12 2016 No.7905388 File: 751 KB, 1024x731, doitforjack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905377 There are few kinds of Jackthusiests >webms of his bigboybite >webms of his kitchen fails >disgusting memery where should I start

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:22:34 2016 No.7905401 >>7905388 Kitchen fails I've seen so far are great

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:23:43 2016 No.7905406 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, cornstarch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905401

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:24:20 2016 No.7905407 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, 1455960170005.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905377 >>7905401

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:25:06 2016 No.7905411 >>7905406 >>7905407 Seriously now what the fuck is wrong with him Is this some elaborate ruse by him

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:26:24 2016 No.7905415 File: 714 KB, 1280x720, yorkie puds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905406

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:26:28 2016 No.7905417 File: 926 KB, 720x404, 1454389052334.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905411 He is actually mentally retarded or very close to it in terms of IQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:26:41 2016 No.7905418 >>7905411 Enjoy the ride familiar, you've just entered Ja/ck/'s magical realm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:34:13 2016 No.7905441 >>7905407 that's what it looks like during the yearly marital fuck sesh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:37:08 2016 No.7905454 >>7905195 >>7905358 here it is https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:41:37 2016 No.7905470 >>7905333 >>7905301 as badly as he fucks in simply recipes he does try to cook tons of different foods than most normies do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:43:34 2016 No.7905480 Does he live with his parents or do they literally give out home loans to functionally retarded people?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:45:43 2016 No.7905484 File: 345 KB, 1200x1600, 1453576695036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905470 Well it is literally his job as bad as he is at it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:46:17 2016 No.7905485 >>7905484 I hate his hats

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:47:35 2016 No.7905491 can someone post the raw burger one? the one where his face goes blank right after he puts it down

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:49:41 2016 No.7905495 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, grease fire_720p.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905480 his wife is the main breadwinner, it seems

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:51:02 2016 No.7905498 >>7905495 Crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:51:34 2016 No.7905500 >>7905491 also, requesting the one where he's making a cake and adds mayo to the batter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:54:35 2016 No.7905503 File: 70 KB, 972x742, Rat shit crew does the best work.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7905214 Dude, what is that? Rat shit???

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 22:55:08 2016 No.7905504 File: 2.75 MB, 1280x720, one year frozen brisket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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